Chapter 325: Ahhh
......
At the same time.
Inside a luxurious, opulent mansion, a mature royal sister about 25 years old stood up and stretched her beautiful body.
That's right, she, Su Aiqing, is the [Slag Inspector] herself!
No one could have imagined it!
This 95-point beauty is actually the scumbag appraiser who charges 500,000 yuan, dismantles a pair and counts it as a pair, which makes the scumbags on the whole network frightened.
She is such a beautiful and superb beauty with a score of more than 95!
"Hehe~~"
"Business is here again!"
"Money or not, in fact, I don't care at all!"
Su Aiqing sneered: "My interest is just punishing the scumbag itself!"
"I'm going to kill all the scumbags in the world!"
Behind Su Aiqing, there is a whole wall!
A huge wall.
The walls are covered with all kinds of photos!
It's all pictures of men!
These men, without exception, are all the souls of Su Aiqing~~ Identified by her, they are "scumbags" who are ruined and ruined!"
Su Aiqing's subordinates have at least killed more than 9,000 scumbags!
Every photo of a scumbag on the wall was given a big X by her with a red pen!
It means that this person has cooled ~~
Su Aiqing personally sent these scumbags into the abyss.
Hehe~~
Su Aiqing's eyes were cold, and she sneered, which was very incommensurate with her charming appearance, which made people shudder.
"I, Su Aiqing, hate scumbags the most in my life!"
"My father, who is a scumbag, deeply hurt my mother and abandoned me!"
"I will never forgive the scumbag!"
"The scumbag who stepped on two boats, or even N boats, was the object of my hunt!"
"I'm a scumbag hunter!"
The reason why Su Aiqing has become so fanatical and paranoid is because she has always been a feminist!
She was born in a famous family, graduated from a prestigious school, has a super high education, and has a high IQ and EQ.
But only ~~
Full of hatred towards men, especially scumbags.
Because her father is a prodigal son of a wealthy family.
When I was young, my father was amorous, and my mother was always miserable.
Later, her mother died young, Su Aiqing hated the scumbag to death, and never forgave her father.
She never falls in love, and she doesn't allow men to approach her.
She, like the Ice Queen, freezes herself at the highest point of the Ice and Snow Castle, condescendingly, tirelessly hunting the scumbags!
An old butler pushed the door open.
Take a bow.
"Miss, there's a new commission?"
"Yes!"
Su Aiqing was high up and smiled coldly: "We, we are going to investigate another man, a man named Jiang Chen~"
At this time, Shi Zhiyong sent a photo of Jiang Chen.
She casually pressed the print button.
The printer printed out Jiang Chen's photo.
She picked up Jiang Chen's photo, stared at the extremely handsome Jiang Chen above, and glanced at it.
And then~~
Su Aiqing was stunned!
Damn!
How can you be so handsome?
How can there be such a handsome man in the world?
Su Aiqing was silent for three minutes.
I can't help it, on Jiang Chen's photo~~
Lick it quickly!
......
Su Aiqing blushed, hurriedly dropped Jiang Chen's photo, and said angrily: "Why don't you go and check it quickly?"
"Yes!"
The old housekeeper took Jiang Chen's photo.
Su Aiqing was extremely embarrassed.
I'll go!
How to Fat Four?
I'm going to control how many I send!
Why couldn't I help but lick the screen just now?
What's the difference between this and those girls who are brain-dead when they see a handsome guy?
Hum!
I, Su Aiqing, have killed countless scumbags! There are also many handsome guys!
But their endings, without exception, are all cool!
When you touch me, no matter how handsome a scumbag is, you will fall!
Su Aiqing gritted her teeth~~
Clench your little fists.
I, I'm the Ice Queen, and I'm the scumbag terminator~~
However, that Jiang Chen is really handsome!
Blush~~
Su Aiqing quickly turned on the computer and glanced at Jiang Chen's photo again~~
Then, I fell into the smirk of a nymphomaniac~~
The old housekeeper took Jiang Chen's photo and walked out of the door, and in another hall, there were 18 people in black, standing expressionless and solemn.
This is the Su family's henchmen!
The most elite investigators.
They investigated countless scumbags and evidence of stepping on two boats, and became the sharpest long knife for the eldest lady to cut men!
"Go investigate this Jiang Chen!"
The old butler said majestically: "Thoroughly, check him!"
"Yes!"
18 Luohan quickly left the hall and went to investigate Jiang Chen.
......
......
"Ah Qi~~"
Jiang Chen, who was running errands, sneezed.
"Who the hell is talking about me again?"
Jiang Chen shook his bangs, handsome is just one word!
Bell bell bell ~~
Jiang Chen's cell phone rang.
Strange calls.
Jiang Chen picked up the phone.
Are you Mr. Jiang?
"Well, it's me. ”
"Hey, hello, I'm a bank worker, have you ever been to Yunan recently? Is this the case, our system shows that you spent 30,000 yuan in Yunnan, is it you who spent it?"
Jiang Chen: "......"
I looked at my phone in confusion.
A familiar feeling, rushing to the face~~
And then happy.
I didn't expect to encounter a legendary phone scam today!
Interesting!
"Hey, Mr. Jiang?"
"Oh, sorry, I was checking the accounts just now...... I just checked it, you almost scared me to death, I obviously swiped more than 3 million, how can you say that I only swiped 30,000? I thought I swiped my girlfriend's card!!"
Bang dang ~~~
There was a slamming of the table across the phone.
The liar roared with excitement in his heart!
, big list!
Listening to what Mr. Jiang meant, he spent more than 3 million himself, and his girlfriend is obviously very rich!
The crook can't help but be greedy, excited, excited in his heart:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I just checked it for you again, and it did cost more than 3 million, two zeros less. What exactly are you doing with the more than 3 million?"
Jiang Chen: "Buy an elephant~~"
"What? big.... Elephant?!" The crook was shocked: "Can you buy that elephant thing?"
Jiang Chen: "Yes, yes, I bought it at the morning market!"
The liar is blindfolded.
Poverty limits my imagination!
The liar didn't realize that Jiang Chen was fooling at this time, and asked curiously, "Then what are you buying elephants for?"
"It's stewed. ”
"What?
"Well, it's stewed. ”
"Can elephants still be stewed?"
"Elephant stewed potatoes, put some ginger and some garlic, ouch, it's fragrant~~ Suck, now think about it and drool~~"
Liar: "......"
That's when I reacted.
was paralyzed, and was fooled by Jiang Chen!
The liar burst into tears: "You can really blow, Mr. Jiang...... You blow this time, and you have blinded me~~"
Hang up the phone.
At this time, the scammer was sitting in a rental house with a lot of desks and a lot of mobile phones.
In addition to this scammer, there are five or six scammers, all busy, some reciting words, some on the phone, and some counting money......
After the scammer hangs up, he starts making the next call.
Dial.
"Hey, hello, is Mr. Elephant...... Ahh......h Phew......"
The liar cried.
The elephant lingers in his mind, and his head can't turn around.
Don't say it's fooling people, it's good not to be scolded to death.
Go to the toilet and brush up on the brainwashing~~
Ten minutes later, he came out of the toilet and the elephant was gone.
He picked up the phone and continued to flicker.
"Hey, hello, is it Mr. Ding, I'm ...... here"
That's when ...
Tuk tuk tuk ~~~
There was a knock at the door.
"Is anyone here, I'm the landlord, I've collected the rent, it's been delaying for days..."
A liar opens the door unsuspectingly. v5
Rumble~~
A large wave of police uncles rushed in.
"Police, don't move, raise your hands!"
It only took 1 minute, the scene was quickly controlled, and none of the eight crooks escaped.
All caught!
......
Jiang Chen's side put away the call from Tianchen Security.
The corners of the mouth hooked.
The liar is caught, and he can be regarded as doing a good deed every day and accumulating merit.
After sending an errand, Jiang Chen was ready to take a break and brush his voice.
I found that there was a case that was recently discussed very hotly on the Internet.
[The boy kicked and molested the person, but was compensated 200,000 yuan and was also sentenced to criminal detention?]
Jiang Chen looked at the original process of the case, including the dumping of the online fishing boat, all of which were towards the boy, indicating that the eyes of the masses were bright!
is obviously an molester, the molestation came first, and the boy stopped escaping, and he was not at fault, so why should he be criminally detained?
If this boy is really punished, who will dare to act bravely in this society in the future?
Jiang Chen immediately called the police station over there and released the boy immediately!
Then the news of the boy's release spread quickly on Yanyin and Weibo.
Let everyone believe that there is still justice in this world!
Justice, may be late, but will not be absent!
Jiang Chen chuckled.
As easy as lifting a finger!
No thanks!
......
Half a day has passed.
18 bodyguards returned.
Brought back a large push of various materials.
There are secretly taken photos of Jiang Chen running errands.
There is information about Jiang Chen's mobile phone.
There is also various "evidence" of looting.
And then~~
The conclusion is.
"Jiang Chen, just an errand boy, no girlfriend!"
Poof!
Su Aiqing, who heard the report, hit the street at that time.
"No girlfriend?"
Su Aiqing said angrily: "Didn't the person who hired me say that this Jiang Chen has at least a few girlfriends?"
18 Arhat: "......"
Sweat~~
"Hehe, you foot-picking men, to deceive those scumbags, the higher the price, the more testing methods, from text chatting to voice, real people appear, only unexpected, nothing can't be done!"
"It's just ~~"
"This Jiang Chen, the situation is quite special, it belongs to the super VIP commission!"
Su Aiqing's face was murderous: "I have to take action personally to prove that he is a scumbag!"
Su Aiqing picked up her mobile phone~~
Sneer.
Come on, Jiang Chen, there can't be no scumbags in this world.
Let me unravel Jiang Chen's true face.
Su Aiqing sneered.
Jiang Chen: Trembling, dominated by fear~~
Su Aiqing clicked on Jiangchen's WeChat and took a look~~
[Handsome to the point that the gods are also jealous!]
Su Aiqing: "......"
Confused!
I'll go!
So narcissistic?
Hum!
Take a closer look at Jiang Chen's avatar.
Casually, a selfie of a headshot.
Su Aiqing couldn't help but lick the screen!
Poof!
The butler and the man in black behind her all fell to the ground.
"Miss, you!"
"Oh, I can't help it, ahem. ”
Su Aiqing was embarrassed and quickly explained.
I cursed in my heart.
I'm rubbing! This Jiang Chen has sinister intentions! Absolutely deliberate!
He deliberately used such a handsome photo as an avatar to attract me to lick the screen!
It's a shame on me.
Damn it!
Jiang Chen: ╮( ̄▽ ̄)~ I don't carry this pot!
Jiang Chen walked on the road~~
Suddenly, the mobile phone WeChat rang.
Jiang Chen looked down.
On WeChat, there is a very beautiful beauty avatar (Su Aiqing herself), applying to add friends.
Message: "Old classmate, WeChat was accidentally deleted, add it." ”
Jiang Chen: "???"
Old schoolmates?
When did I become classmates with this beautiful woman I didn't know?
Jiang Chen was a little confused~~
At this time, Su Aiqing, the slag connoisseur on the other end of the phone, sneered and proud.
"Hmph! The old lady doesn't believe it, you don't have to be fooled!"
Her avatar is the proudest photo.
Photos of her gym, fitness.
Beautiful legs, lordosis and backlift, A4 waist ...... A proper image of a girl with a good appearance and a proud figure.
Su Aiqing knows that a man's resistance to this kind of fitness beauty is usually ~~0!
She used this picture as an avatar, and she didn't know how many scumbags she had killed!
When those men saw her avatar and her message "Old classmates, add WeChat", they would definitely be overjoyed!
They will think that this is a beautiful woman who is alive and beautiful, and got the wrong WeChat account and sent them this kind of WeChat that takes the initiative to add friends.
Men, they're all big pigs' trotters!
One by one, they are all pretentious and feel that they are the best men in the world.
The corners of Su Aiqing's mouth curled up with a sneer.
If you change any man, you can't wait, take the initiative to add your own WeChat, and start chatting~~
And then~~
You can catch their fox tail and prove that he is a scumbag!
This Jiang Chen, the end is no exception!
"Come on, add me, and then, chat!"
Su Aiqing sneered disdainfully.
Behold~~
A few seconds later.
Her WeChat display!
"You have been rejected by [so handsome that the gods are also jealous] that you have rejected the friend application!"
"What?"
Su Aiqing was stunned for three seconds, and then became angry!
"Paralyzed, you actually rejected me?"
"You are the greatest humiliation of my charm!"
"Women can be killed, but not humiliated!"
Su Aiqing took a closer look, and [so handsome that the gods are jealous] There is also a message.
"You're mistaken, I'm not your classmate!"
Su Aiqing: "......"
Butler: "......"
Men in Black: "......"
Paralysis!
I have been a scumbag connoisseur for so many years, and I have never encountered it, the eldest lady uses her own jade photo as an avatar, and she can't fool a man to add WeChat!
"Bastard!"
Su Aiqing was furious: "This man, why is he so cunning?"
The first move, failure.
Su Aiqing did not give up.
"Hmph! Miss Ben doesn't believe it. ”
She used another, more exaggerated photo as her profile picture.
This time, wearing a sports vest, it is more curvy.
This kind of photo, Su Aiqing's usual collector's edition, can only be seen by herself, and never shown to despicable and inferior men!
This time, in order to deceive Jiang Chen, pit Jiang Chen, and identify Jiang Chen as a scumbag, Su Aiqing also fought hard.
Su Aiqing changed her more exaggerated avatar and sent Jiang Chen a friend application.
Tone, more!
"Little brother, I made a mistake just now, but the meeting is fate! Your integrity touched me, can you add a friend to talk to?"
Sou~~
WeChat sent out.
Su Aiqing sneered: "Hmph, sample, I don't believe it, I can't get you." ”
At this time, the end of the phone.
Jiang Chen's WeChat is here again.
Look down.
I'll go, it's still the same girl who just added friends.
It's just that you changed to a cooler photo as your avatar?
Jiang Chen: "......"
I always feel that I am not a serious person!
Don't add!
Jiang Chen: I'm an honest and responsible little gentleman!
WeChat came, and Su Aiqing looked down.
"No, let's go, my mother won't let me talk to a serious woman!"
Su Aiqing's mentality exploded!
"Ahhh
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
Su Aiqing's lungs are about to explode.
She was willing to use her jade photos to "seduce" Jiang Chen, but she was scolded by Jiang Chen-
An unscrupulous woman?