The scenery of Hangzhou West Lake is breathtaking, well-known at home and abroad, and everyone has to give a thumbs up when they see it.

But today's strange thing is that there are always a lot of people around on weekdays, but the shore of Hangzhou's West Lake is now empty.

The camera is stretched, not only is there no one on the shore of the West Lake, the entire city of Hangzhou is quiet, the streets and alleys are empty, not even a dog, even a dog barking, insects chirping, a Hangzhou city is like a dead city, no one is like that.

"Mother~ ~ It's a monster in the sky, it's scary, will we die......"

In the silence, a child was scared and cried slightly, and the voice of inquiry sounded, and the camera flew forward to find the person who made the voice.

This has an ordinary, antique and dilapidated little yard with a small peach tree and a plum tree planted in the yard.

This mother with a child planted it in order to celebrate her man's appointment as a teacher in Hangzhou City this year, which means to congratulate her husband on his future peach and plum all over the world.

In the master bedroom, the mother and son shivered in their arms on the bed.

The bed has a good thing, he can give you a great sense of security, a little bit of worry, if the bed on the side is the first choice is definitely to have a bed.

My father stood by the window, looking up at the sky outside through the papier-mâché window from time to time, and vaguely I could see countless stout figures writhing in the sky above the West Lake.

At the foot of the bed, rhubarb, who never entered the house, was also allowed to enter the house today, and at this time he was shrunk at the foot of the bed and shivering, as an animal, he could feel the stout figure in the sky more than these ordinary people.

"It's okay, it's okay...... We're going to be fine...... Buddha bless, Amitabha!"

The child's mother comforted the frightened child, but even she didn't believe what she said, not so much to comfort the child, but to comfort herself, but unfortunately with little effect, she couldn't help but sobbed quietly when she spoke.

Tears swirled in his eyes, and he couldn't bear to cry out because the child saw his mother crying, and he couldn't hold back the fear in his heart anymore, and he sobbed quietly.

By the window, my father frowned slightly when he saw this, and couldn't help but reprimand: "What kind of body is crying and crying, the reader is blatantly upright, as long as you are not afraid, demons and monsters are not coming!"

Hearing that his father was reprimanded, he was taught by his father who was the head teacher since he was a child, and the child subconsciously wanted to stop crying, but fear had begun to spread in his heart.

"Hey~ ~"

Seeing that he was a cub and now he was at a loss, his father also realized that he was too harsh, sighed, his forehead furrowed and his brows stretched, and he came up and hugged the mother and son who were sobbing, and gave them a little comfort with his own heart.

The child's father was too harsh on himself and didn't know how to apologize to the child, Mu Ne honestly he could only secretly decide in his heart that if the demon wanted to slaughter the city and kill people, he would only die before the two of them, and would never live after them......

This scene happened in a remote corner of Hangzhou, but there is also a microcosm of the entire Hangzhou city.

On the edge of the West Lake.

Zhong Xiaobai and all Xiaoqing were powerless in the air, twisting their bodies, looking at the dead below, dead more than ten times, still dying is Xu Xian, with mixed feelings.

They can be regarded as having a lot of insight today, and they feel that if they can go back alive today, they will see this scene in front of them, and they will brag with their sisters in the future, and they will definitely be the focus of attention, which is much more exciting than those rouge gouache topics.

"Ho~~!!"

Sitting up in shock in the dying illness, Xu Xian spit out and inhaled two catties of cold air, and was pulled back by Zhen Hao from the ghost gate again.

"Ah~!!"

The same is the plot happening again, the dilated pupils are after the gathering of Xu Xian's divine light, and when he sees the future of his wife and sister-in-law above his head, he once again let out a heart-rending scream, comparable to the screams of the little girls, and then rolled his eyes...... Second Flip ...... Xu Xian rolled his eyes for an unknown number of times, and after all, he still failed to burp as he wished.

They have already developed antibodies to the whites and the young.

"How's it going? Can you still die?"

In the face of Zhen Hao's concern and inquiry, Zhong Xu Xian looked up at the top of his head with a complicated face, and glanced at the top of his head was thick, big, and long, and after making sure that he was really not fainting impulsively, he shook his head at Zhen Hao, silent and silent throughout the whole process.

Xu Xian has already figured it out, and some have really figured it out.

Just now, the group of cruise ships on the West Lake are all beautiful women, all of them have snake demons, and there are no ladies at all, they are overboard and in order to escape from this place as soon as possible.

It's not enough, my wife can't be ......

Wait a minute...... These snake demons seem to have mothers, and they ...... And all of them can transform into human form, and the human form is quite beautiful.

That...... Then whether they have anyone or not, it doesn't seem to have much to do with being a wife......

The eyes of the Xu Immortals lit up, and the novelty was that the idea opened the door to a new world for them, and increased some strange knowledge.

In this regard, I suddenly didn't know that it was Zhen Hao, and I thought that it was Xu Xian who was now and the group of Xu Immortals who could be scared to death just now, but I didn't know that before I knew it, this group of Xu Immortals had been completely reborn, and they had completed the whole process of transforming from humans to "beasts".

"That's okay, since you're fine, then I'll introduce you to each other and get to know each other. ”

When all the Xu Immortals heard this, they were excited in their hearts, and they couldn't help but shoot a trace of heat in their eyes, seeing that the little whites and the little greens felt like they were wearing clothes, which was quite awkward.

"Knock knock!"

Zhen Hao withdrew his thoughts, and forty-five Xiaobai and forty-five Xiaoqing fell from the sky, huge and smashing the ground on the shore of the West Lake, and raising countless dust.

After a while, the breeze came in, the dust cleared, and a group of thick and long became a group of black long straight.

"Xiaoqing~!"

"Sister~!"

Ninety Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing called each other affectionately, looking for a sister and sister to match with them in the snake demon group.

Even if Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing shouted the same words, they could hear the difference from them and find themselves as the original sisters.

Zhen Hao looked at the pairing that had been completed in front of him, bowed his head and was silent Forty-five pairs of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, he couldn't bear the doubt in his heart: "I know a green fat man, every time he transforms, he will burst his clothes, leaving only one pants, why do you all wear clothes directly after transformation?"

Niu Erhua: ( " 「 ) ~→

Xu Xian: (⊙o⊙ )

"Childe said with a smile, wouldn't it be really inappropriate to be a demon who transforms into a demon without clothes, right?"

"No, no!"

Zhen Hao smashed it, smashed it, thought about it carefully, it was really like this, and he couldn't find any reason to refute it at all.

"Well, you stars are big...... You win. ”

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's little excitement, although they can't escape from Zhen Hao is palm, although they can't understand what the stars have to do with them, but at least they can get it back a little bit, so that they won't be killed in seconds with full blood.

Zhen Hao also laughed, looking at Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's faces were a little proud, and their smiles gradually became perverted.

"In that case, then I won't hide it from you. ”

"Now I announce that the first blind date conference of Hangzhou West Lake has officially begun!

Zhen Hao gave an order, and without waiting for Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian to agree or refute, he waved at the land under his feet.

The ground shook and the mountains shook, and Zhen Hao and his party rose under their feet a square platform with a diameter of about forty meters, and then forty-five were compacted by the gods on the platform, and about one meter four or five were mud pillars with a height.

At the same time, forty-five of them rose under the platform, a little shorter, more like a stool and a mud pillar.

The simplicity is that the scene is arranged, there is no lighting, no music, no investors, and no big guests, only Zhen Hao's sincerely blessed lover is kind to become a family member.

Although the scene is shabby, Zhen Hao is driven by his kindness to help others, full of a sense of accomplishment, and everything seems so memorable.

With a wave of his left hand, Xiaoqing suddenly rose into the air, was forcibly pressed on the earthen bench, sat honestly and upright, and looked directly at Zhen Hao on the stage.

With a wave of his right hand, the little whites followed closely behind and rose into the air, one mud pillar and one Bai Suzhen, forty-five mud pillars and forty-five Bai Suzhen.

At this point, the audience's, the female guests, the male guests can't wait, Zhen Hao acts as the temporary host, and the first blind date conference in Hangzhou West Lake is in full swing.

"Now we are invited to be the No. 1 male guest, and he is from Hangzhou West Lake, Guangzhou, is ......"

"Wait!"

Xiaoqing in the audience raised his hand to stop Zhen Hao is speech.

"Why are you doing it! Why do you only have to sit on stage and act as an audience when only my sisters go on a blind date? You have discrimination, you have looked down on snakes!"

"Yes, you are a discriminatory snake, we demand equal treatment, we demand equal treatment!"

"Treat everyone equally!"

......

One Xiaoqing stood up and spoke up, and the rest of Xiaoqing followed closely behind, and the first blind date conference of Hangzhou West Lake fell into chaos before it began.

Zhen Hao's face was as usual, saying that it was just a small scene, and he waved his hand and directly suppressed the twitters who shouted that they wanted to be "fair".

Although there was forcible suppression, there was no arrogant and unreasonable person with Zhen Hao, and for the sake of peace in the universe and the spread of positive energy, Zhen Hao felt that this discrimination was a high hat and he had to take it off.

"Yes, I don't choose male and female guests randomly, I choose male and female guests according to your future destiny. ”

"And you have to let Xu Xian choose by himself now, and they will only choose to find a wife among the many Bai Suzhen, and will not choose you. ”

Zhen Hao told the truth, and there was no water mixed in it, but according to classical records, no one believed the truth, and neither did the demons.

Xiaoqing was suppressed by Zhen Hao and couldn't speak, but they would never give in, even if they couldn't speak, they had to stare at themselves with their eyes wide, accusing Zhen Hao of being atrocity: "I don't accept it! You are lying to the demon!

"Well, since I said that you don't believe it, then Xu Xian himself said that you should believe it. ”

Zhen Hao shook his head helplessly, and beckoned to all Xu Xian: "Let you choose Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqingzhong as your wives, which one will you choose?"

All Xu Xian was silent, patrolling back and forth between Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, Bai Suzhen was gentle and elegant, down-to-earth and generous, and Xiaoqing was eccentric, naughty and cute, which made it difficult for Xu Xian.

Since it's hard, it's easy.

It's difficult to do because Xu Xian's protagonists are hanging, at this time they started the memory killing, remembering that my sister alone pulled him up with a handful of and urine since he was a child, both a father and a mother, hard work and resentment, Xu Xian's hearts were full of emotion, so they were more inclined to be Bai Suzhen like a big sister in their hearts.

Between the beauty and appearance, this group of sisters and boys finally chose to continue to take care of them and live as Miss Bai Suzhen, and after giving up marriage, maybe who else will take care of who is Xiaoqing.

"I still have to choose Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing is still young now, and she will definitely meet a man who is better than me. ”

"I also choose Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing is definitely better for a man waiting for her. ”

"Again, like-minded. ”

"What's that...... Can I have both? Children make choices, and adults want all of them. ”

......

All Xu Xian were stunned, seeing that one of them was a genius, and they couldn't help but give it a thumbs up one by one, calling them insiders.

Zhen Hao: (?_?)

Zhen Hao gently patted the head of Xu Xian, who was more active and shameless than other Xu Xian's thoughts, and said with a smile on his face: "Your appetite is really not small, you can have it all when you open your mouth." ”

"Hey, hey, man, it's not normal to be greedy at all~!"

Zhen Hao nodded secretly in his heart, agreeing with this person who didn't know which movie popped up to be a talent Xu Xian said yes.

But there is identity to identity, and there is that sentence, he now has a public figure, and he can't show his mistakes on the stage because of his values, even if he really agrees with it in his heart.

"Click~!"

Zhen Hao's big hand moved from this talent Xu Xian is head to his neck, and he used a slight force, making a crisp sound of joint dislocation.

This talent Xu Xian didn't react, he didn't know what was going on, his eyes were dark, and he stretched out his legs directly to see the Buddha in the West Heaven.

"Whoa~!!"

The rest of Xu Xian looked frightened, seeing that it was Zhen Hao who killed Xu Xian without saying a word, he trembled with fright, pushed back three steps in succession, and retreated to the edge of the stage, and then hugged directly in broad daylight and bright days.

Zhen Hao ignored them, waved his hand and shot out a drop of ginseng centipede wine again, and shot into the mouth of Xu Xian, who only burped and had not completely left his soul.

After a while, Xu Xian woke up, confused a little, straightened up from the ground, and looked puzzled: "What's wrong with me?

Zhen Hao smiled slightly, stepped forward and patted the talent Xu Xian is shoulder.

"Brother, you can't do this body, you have already fainted on the spot in broad daylight, and you don't want to die. ”

Talent Xu Xian's eyes widened: "How can you slander people's innocence out of thin air!"

"What is innocent, everyone is seeing it, if you don't believe it, ask them, you will be dizzy!"

The rest of the Xu Immortals: nodded frantically .jpg

Talent Xu Xian's face turned red, the blue tendons on his forehead were exposed, and he forcibly argued: "Void can't be regarded as void...... False...... Reading people is a thing, how can it be said that there is a void. ”

Immediately afterwards, there were some difficult words to say, what "the one who cares", what "the gentleman is solid", etc., which caused Zhen Hao and his party to laugh, and the stage was full of happiness.

......

"Okay, okay, don't laugh, record the show!"

Smiling enough, Zhen Hao waved his hand to stop Niu Erhua and his party, and no longer paid attention to this person, looking at him with a sad and indignant face, Xu Xian, turned to look at the audience and the female guests.

"Do any of you still have any questions? No doubts, I'm really hosting the show. ”

"I!

"May I ask the immortals, what is the matter with what you are talking about fate?"

Xiaoqing was suppressed by Zhen Hao, and this time there was one of Bai Suzhen's many words.

"Oh, this one. I and Xu Xian have already mentioned this a little, but it was interrupted by the sudden appearance of the Heavenly Dao. But now that you're asking again, I'm going to let you die...... Listen to it. ”

Zhong Xian, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen stood up straight, and Zhong Xiaoqing, the Jade Emperor Queen Mother and a certain golden bald head and big fat man were sitting precariously.

"Actually, you all have folk tales "The Legend of the White Snake" adapted into TV series or movies are characters, in the book, you Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian will get married and have a son named "Xu Hanwen". ”

"In the process, you will be constantly sowed discord by Fahai. After you were tricked by Fahai to show your original form, Xu Xian was afraid that you Bai Suzhen was a demon body, and parted ways with you. ”

"But with your rest assured, no matter whether there is a story, a movie or a TV series, there is a good finale, no matter whether it is really beautiful or forcibly beautiful, you will eventually forgive each other, and it is a good road to become an immortal hand in hand. ”

......

Immortals, people, Buddhas, and demons are silent, Zhen Hao's news is really shocking to them, and anyone who hears that they only have one character in the story will not be able to accept this cruel reality.

West Tianling Mountain, golden, bald, big-bellied, closed eyes is expressionless face is face suddenly showed a trace of horror, although this trace of horror was quickly suppressed by himself, but there were still Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who discovered it.

"My Buddha, what happened?"

In the face of Guanyin Bodhisattva is inquiry, the eyes of the Buddha in the West Heaven are still closed, and he does not pay attention to her, only keeps muttering about what "Amitabha Buddha", what "one sand and one world, one leaf and one Bodhi" and the like are Zen words.

The Bodhisattvas and the Buddha were silent, their hearts were not good, the big event of the secret path happened, their eyes moved slightly, they glanced at the side with their eyes closed, and the snoring sound sounded It was the hairy face Lei Gongzui Holy Buddha, this major event must be bigger than the monkey head back then.

The camera returned, the scene of the first blind date conference in Hangzhou West Lake.

Zhen Hao looked at Bai Suzhen, who was ruined in three views, and frowned, feeling that their dejected appearance was not suitable for today's scene.

"Actually, you don't have to be like this, who hasn't had a story these days, even me...... cough cough, even those who can cut off the sun, moon and stars with a wave of their hands, and who are proud to travel in the long river of time and space have characters in the book, why are you weak chickens still unhappy. ”

The heart suffered a critical blow again, which made matters worse, and Bai Suzhen felt that she was being looked down upon.

Bai Suzhen: Face the .jpg of life with a smile

"That's right, just smile more, laugh at life, don't think so much useless. ”

"Do any of you have any questions to ask?"

Xiaoqing: Struggling desperately.jpg his eyes gestured to .jpg

"Okay, since there is no problem, then our first Hangzhou West Lake Blind Date Conference has officially begun———!

Zhen Hao's voice fell, and the Void Immortal did not move at all, refusing to accept this title.

Xu Xian looked at Zhen Hao with more and more bad eyes, ignoring the brotherhood of the same character, and carried the Void Immortal with his hands and feet and threw it directly at Zhen Hao's feet.

"This male guest has an extraordinary bearing, and at first glance, he has an interesting soul of inner beauty. Come, this virtual fairy male guest, please start by introducing yourself. ”

Zhen Hao moved to the side and handed over the stage to the Void Immortal for the time being.

Xuxian looked confused, standing in the center of the stage, staring at more than a hundred pairs of eyes, his face turned red, and he stammered and couldn't say a word.

"I ...... This...... How do you introduce yourself......"