Chapter 1: The Magical Age
"Ah~. Jiang Hua stood up and stretched hard, her back bones crackling and crunching. This is how he has been working at the desk for a long time, and Jiang Hua feels as if his bones are about to stick together. If she didn't hold the brace, she wondered if her bones would have atrophied and become shorter before she was seventy.
However, there is no way to work at the desk for a long time, because the work has become more and more busy in the past two years. As a senior investigator of the Special Investigation Department of Huaihai City's PT District, although his level is very high, many things need Jiang Hua to do himself.
At the age of twenty-eight, Jiang Hua is not a second-generation person, and it is not easy to reach this point. However, this is also a special period, so young people are emerging very quickly.
Stretching his waist, Jiang Hua felt much more comfortable. She wears the black uniform of the Special Investigation Bureau, and her height of 1.8 meters and long-term insistence on exercise make her figure look extremely slender and powerful. With her crisp short hair, she is very energetic, and her raised eyebrows and big eyes are always very energetic. I have to say that this is a heroic and extremely handsome woman.
Although every time she goes back to her hometown for the New Year, her mother always has to nag: "The girl is not so tall, so she will talk about friends in the future." Except for playing basketball, who will dare to marry you in the future. If you knew earlier, you wouldn't let you drink pork rib soup every day when you were in middle school, your father shouted every day that he wanted you to draw a strip, and now it's good, and it's a towering tree. I'll do it in the future. ”
"Your father doesn't know how to take care of his daughter's life. Ask him to introduce the sons of a few old comrades-in-arms to a blind date, and look at those little bean seedlings, you are still tall. Every time you go out on a blind date, you wear a high-heeled child. The ears of other boys have only reached your shoulders, which one is the boyfriend!" Jiang Hua's mother likes to babble these words like this every time.
Although her mother would nag like this every time, Jiang Hua couldn't help but roll her eyes and replied: "The child grows taller, and that is the mother's genes." ”
Originally, Jiang Hua used this to praise his mother, but every time Jiang's mother would catch the flaw: "Then don't you dare to find a husband to continue the excellent genes? !
In the end, Jiang Hua would always be defeated by his mother's sharp words, and Jiang's mother would always say in the end: "You are a little shorter!"
Jiang Hua couldn't help but spread his hands and said, "Niangniang, the concubine can't do it." ”
"Figured it out! You're not a special investigator! Don't you have a lot of weird stuff to make you shorter. Not much, you can get to 1.7 meters. It's still tall and long-legged, just as good-looking. The key is that it's easier to find a boyfriend. "Mother Jiang is always thinking about her daughter, who is twenty-eight years old, and she hasn't found a boyfriend yet.
Although her daughter is excellent, she is dedicated to her work. But in Jiang's mother's view, a woman will become a leftover woman after thirty. If you marry your husband at the age of thirty, then the conditions will be lowered. Her daughter is so good, how can she not choose an equally good other half? But if she is too picky, she is afraid that she will be delayed in the end, so she is always worried.
She always persuaded her daughter: "Don't be too picky with your vision." As long as the boy has a 150-square-meter three-bedroom and two-living room house in the inner ring of Huaihai City, and a good car, a stable job, and a good age, he is about the same age as you. Don't just look at handsome guys, there are many young handsome guys who are poor and have a lot of hearts. ”
Every time he thought of what his mother said, Jiang Hua couldn't help but shake his head. She stood in her Special Investigation Bureau office and looked in the direction of the Inner Ring Road, more than a kilometer away from her there was a newly opened neighborhood called My Grid Square.
It is close to Metro Line 3 and Line 4, but the price? Jiang Hua has a community leaflet on her desk, which she took from the sales promotion when she passed by. The average price of a new property is 70,000 square meters, and this is just the average price!
it! It costs more than 10 million yuan to buy a house, and my mother's monthly salary is only more than 20,000 yuan. Jiang Hua couldn't help but burst into foul words in his heart.
"Team Jiang, this is the transcript. I've just finished my interrogation. Just as Jiang Hua was moving her body and thinking about it, her subordinates came over and handed her a record.
The person named Li Yishan has just been working for two years, and was only transferred from the ordinary police station to the Special Investigation Department last year. This is a local girl in Huaihai City, compared to the heroic and tall Jiang Hua, Li Yishan looks petite and exquisite.
He is just one meter six, with melon seed face and almond eyes, and two natural dimples hanging at the corners of his mouth. She only needs to smile softly to reveal a beautiful pear vortex.
Jiang Hua took the transcript and looked through it, she was still waiting for Li Yishan's detailed explanation.
Li Yishan stood straight at Jiang Hua and said, "The suspect is thirty years old, one meter seven, and weighs seventy kilograms. He is a junior superpowered criminal with a special ability to open various locks. ”
According to his confession, he was originally a stall in front of the vegetable market to distribute locks and repair clocks. However, because of the poor craftsmanship, the clocks and watches are always inaccurate, and the keys are often stuck and cannot open the door. So after a few years of work, his stall turned yellow. ”
"How did this craft come about?" Jiang Hua couldn't help but mutter.
Li Yishan gave Jiang Hua an expression that I don't know, and she continued: "Just half a year ago, he suddenly awakened a special function. As soon as he touches the lock, the index finger of his left hand automatically becomes the key to unlock the lock. Relying on this ability, he committed nearly 30 burglaries in half a year, and the amount of theft has not yet been counted. ”
But he was responsible for the theft in the Tianshan community last month. We were able to find the Vacheron Constantin watch that was stolen by the informant at the time, but nothing else was found. It is estimated that the Vacheron Constantin watch is not good for him, so he has kept it until now. ”
Jiang Hua shook his head: "It's another guy who doesn't work well and doesn't use his ability on the right path." Go to jail and prosecute him under the Superpower Crimes Act. A single piece of Vacheron Constantin alone would be enough for him to stay in prison for years, so why bother. ”
Jiang Hua looked at his watch, it was already nine o'clock in the evening. She clapped her hands and said to the members of the special investigation department who had just participated in the arrest and interrogation: "Okay, let's get here today, everyone has worked hard." Li Tianfeng will be on duty tonight and will rest tomorrow morning. Everyone else should go back to rest now, and be back to work by half past eight tomorrow morning. ”
Li Yishan looked at the heroic Jiang Hua, her eyes flashing with little stars. And Li Tianfeng, who stayed on duty, bumped Li Yishan with his shoulder: "What are you looking at?" ”
"Oops~. Li Yishan rubbed his shoulder: "I want you to take care of it!"
"I don't care who cares. Either I tell your father that my third uncle is going, and say that his daughter has not been looking for a partner because she fell in love with the female leader in her group. Let him and his aunt indicate "help my daughter find a girlfriend" the next time they go to the blind date corner in People's Park or Zhongshan Park?" Li Tianfeng smiled evilly.
"Nong's rigidity, the brain is watt!" Li Yishan glared at Li Tianfeng with some annoyance, and couldn't help but scold him in the dialect of Huaihai City. But then I thought about it, this didn't quite fit my personality in the team, and it wouldn't be good if others heard me scolding like this.
So Li Yishan whispered and threatened: "Don't think I don't know, you use your mobile phone to read novels every time you are on duty at night! Believe it or not, I told Sister Jiang to go." ”
"Cut, you have the ability to go. Li Tianfeng replied disdainfully. Li Yishan shouted to Jiang Hua, who had not gone far: "Sister Jiang." ”
Li Tianfeng saw that Li Yishan really wanted to tell the truth, he instantly softened again, and said in a low voice: "Good sister, dear sister, I was wrong." Your brother, I'm still waiting for the salary standard to be raised by one level at the end of the year, so don't mess with me. ”
Li Yishan quickly replied: "One set meal for two people at the Ferris Wheel Restaurant in Jinjiang Park, by the way, there is no part for you." "This package costs 900.
Li Tianfeng couldn't help but feel pain: "Who are you invited?" ”
"I want you to take care of it!" Li Yishan replied in a nasal voice: "Hurry up, Sister Jiang is about to come in through the door." ”
Li Tianfeng looked at Jiang Hua, who was getting closer and closer, and considered the matter of raising his salary standard at the end of the year, 900 yuan was a fart! He gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay!"
Jiang Hua originally walked to the door and was about to leave, but when she heard Li Yishan call herself, she walked back and stood in front of Li Yishan and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Sister Jiang, I said that it was so late, we didn't eat dinner for this prisoner. I have Ferrero chocolates here, or can you eat some?" Li Yishan took out a box of unopened Ferrero chocolates from his drawer like a treasure.
I don't know which suitor sent the sugar-coated cannonballs from this box of chocolates. Li Yishan has always been sugar-coated and the cannonball was fired back. Jiang Hua looked at Ferrero and was a little moved. To be honest, she was hungry.
But she took the chocolate handed over by Li Yishan, and then flipped to the nutrition table at the back, and the explosive heat marked on it made her instantly retreat.
She finally shook her head and returned the chocolate to Li Yishan and said, "Forget it, eating chocolate at night is afraid of tooth decay." ”
Then she set her eyes on Li Tianfeng again: "By the way, read less novels on duty at night, the light is not good, and your eyes will be blind." ”
Li Tianfeng: "Huh?" Li Yishan raised her eyebrows, anyway, she had already transferred money by Alipay, and she was not afraid that Li Tianfeng would regret it.
"That, Jiangtou. I'm just reading web novels to study the psychological thoughts of our criminals. Li Tianfeng is trying to explain the salary increase next year.
"For example, I am watching "The Years When I Was XX in the Other World" that I am watching now, it is said that this is adapted from real people. The author turned out to be an earthling, and then traveled to a different world with a very low IQ, and finally became an emperor with a mixed wind and water. Then, because of the mutations of the previous years, he traveled back from Earth to Earth. Li Tianfeng said confidently.
"Isn't our Special Detective Bureau specialized in dealing with these supernatural criminals and the guys who have re-traveled back to Earth?
Li Yishan rolled her eyes: "There are so many people who have crossed over now. Everyone said how awesome they were in the other world, and look at how many we caught. What became a pope in the other world, a sword saint, a god of law or something. Cui braggarts, and there are not many capable people at all. What else is the law restricted. Now this group of people steals the most chickens and dogs in society. ”
"At least this traverser didn't steal chickens and dogs, and people write novels to make money in a dignified manner. Li Tianfeng seems to like this novel very much, and he also likes the author of this novel.
"I'll see. Li Yishan took out her mobile phone and searched for the title of the book, then snorted disdainfully after looking at the data: "Cut, more than 600,000 words, and the number of collectors is only 5,000." There are less than 30,000 recommended votes, and Sanjiang and the homepage have not been strongly pushed. Seeing that there are only more than 400 recommendation votes per day, I conclude that the subscription of this author must be very low, and it should be a dead fight without the hope of a salted fish turning over. ”
"This kind of author we also need to keep an eye on, in case one day we go crazy with hunger and go down the path of crime. Li Yishan said very seriously.
And Li Tianfeng looked at Li Yishan with some incredulity and said, "How do you know so much?"
"I wrote about the female frequency for three years when I was in college, do you still want to tell you?" Li Yishan glared at Li Tianfeng with her nostrils.
"No wonder I almost didn't finish school. Li Tianfeng felt that a puzzle had finally been solved.
Jiang Hua stopped the two brothers and sisters who were fighting, she shook her head and said, "Okay, anyway, Li Tianfeng, you should pay attention to yourself." Don't affect the business assessment at the end of the year, whether you can raise the salary by one level depends on the next few months. One more level of salary, you will have 1,200 yuan more per month. Let's get through it. Jiang Hua patted Li Tianfeng's shoulder earnestly.
Because Jiang Hua took off his shoes and wore shoes at least 1.83 meters. And Li Tianfeng, who is only 1.75 meters tall in shoes, is more than Jiang Hua. I can only silently accept the encouragement of the leader.
"Let's go, go home early and rest. Jiang Hua waved his hand at the brother and sister and walked out of the PT District Special Investigation Department.
Speaking of which, the establishment of the Special Investigation Bureau is the last ten years.,This is a special crime investigation bureau established to deal with the emergence of various superpower crimes in society.,There are many people who have returned from the other world.。
In the past, various otherworldly travel novels were popular on the Internet, but it turned out that someone really crossed out, and then traveled back. And all of this happened just a decade ago.
And five years ago was the explosive period of the return of the traverser. The social order was badly harmed by this group of traversers. A lot of people come back from the crossing, and their brains are a little abnormal. Thinking about martial arts all day long, a big fist is a truth, and killing people is not enough to nod or something. And their return has also led to the emergence of some special events, such as a large-scale superpower awakening or something.
As a result of the bad social atmosphere, the state has launched a strike hard work, and the title of the work is: "Seriously Crack Down on the Crime of Anti-Travelers and Superpowers".
Maybe it's really a legal limit, or maybe the latitude of the universe is different. Those "strong men" who can blow up the galaxy in the other world (according to themselves, I don't know if it's true). After returning to Earth, although it is also a little strong, it is also limited.
In particular, many people's minds are already full of the inexplicable concept of "the strong are right, and it doesn't matter if you kill people", so their actions are always unexpected.
In the end, I had to kill this group of guys to shock the people behind me. Jianghua rose rapidly in the tide of the return of the traverser five years ago. A 28-year-old cadre at the department level who holds real power, and his family has no background, Jiang Hua is an example of rapid promotion in a special period.
Walking on the streets of Huaihai City in late autumn, Jiang Hua felt that he should not have rejected Li Yishan just now. Because she was really hungry, all kinds of car stalls that came out of the stalls appeared in the streets and alleys of Huaihai City, near the community, during the night and the city management personnel got off work.
Although most of them sell fried noodles, fried rice, fried noodles, and skewers. However, the fried noodles stir-fried in a hot pan are unusually fragrant.
Finely chopped green onion, garlic, soy sauce, salt, chicken essence. Another egg. The fire of the gas stove is vigorous, and the iron pot can evaporate water at the moment when it is hot. Heat the oil and roll the eggs down. With a sizzling sound, the part of the egg that touches the hot oil instantly expands.
When the eggs are not fully cooked and partially liquid, add minced garlic and stir-fry until fragrant, then quickly add the noodles. The uncle in charge of the spoon began to stir-fry quickly.
The craftsmanship of the fried noodles is unusually skillful, and it doesn't seem to be as bad as the chef of the big hotel. However, Jiang Hua suspects that this uncle may be doing well on the stall fried noodles, fried noodles, and fried rice, and other dishes may not be fried.
Jet gas stoves can bring more power than household gas stoves, which makes the fried noodles on the stall have more pot gas that is difficult to fry on ordinary stoves at home.
Between stir-frying, salt and chicken essence have been added. When the fried noodles are slightly dry, add a small amount of soy sauce to restore the elasticity of the noodles, so that the fried noodles are dry and slightly burnt on the outside, but retain a moist texture on the inside.
The last point of gold is a handful of minced green onions, sprinkle them with a quick stir-fry before starting the pot, the green onions are fragrant, and a fried noodles are fried.
"Beauty, do you want to eat it after watching it for so long? Fried noodles and fried noodles and fried rice are all nine yuan a piece. Add 11 pieces of shredded meat. After the uncle of the fried noodle stall fried a piece of fried noodles and handed it to the guest, he looked at Jiang Hua, who was standing in front of the stall for a long time, and asked.
"Give me ......" Jiang Hua almost couldn't help but be impulsive to order one. But this fried noodles look more terrible than the calories of chocolate! The small stall gives quite a lot of fried noodles oil, although it is very fragrant, but it tastes oily. Jiang Hua endured and endured, and finally held back, she turned her head and left the fried noodle stall.
"It doesn't matter, there is a family convenience store near my house, buy a bun and drink a cup of coffee, you can't eat fried noodles, you can't eat fried noodles. Jiang Huawei walked past the small stalls on the street with a huge temptation.
"Delicious deep-fried, delicious fat~"
"The first one in Shangnan, ten years of delicious fried chicken fillet. ”
"Charcoal-grilled pig's trotters, real material. ”
"We guarantee that we only use fresh lamb from the grasslands of Inner Mongolia, and each roast leg of lamb is carefully selected for its tenderness and juicyness. ”
"Ahhhhh As a woman, I also want to keep in shape, okay! I don't hate being tall, but I can't be fat! Being tall and fat is really the end! She couldn't help but speed up her pace.
"I'm sorry Miss, our buns are sold out. Oden is also sold out. Oh, I'm sorry, the salad is sold out too. The little girl at the FamilyMart convenience store said apologetically to Jiang Hua: "But we still have our bento, buy one get one free now for today's event." Now it is very cost-effective to buy a pistol chicken leg bento. ”
I might as well just eat a bowl of fried noodles. Jiang Hua could only shake his head and say to the little girl at the cashier: "Forget it." ”
I'd better go home and eat my own bowl of noodles that are easy to digest, at most with a little less oil. Thinking so, Jiang Hua walked out of the convenience store.
"Eh, when did you open a store here?" Jiang Hua noticed that not far from the convenience store, a small shop at the corner of the street that had been closed for a long time had reopened. She always thought the store was vacant.
Jiang Hua approached the store with some curiosity, a faint fragrance wafted out of the store, and Jiang Hua pushed the door open.