Chapter 648: Buy Two Get One Free

Looking forward to it, Chidori was going to put on a white wedding dress, and slowly walked up the red carpet with his father's support. The expression on the father's face was complicated, and happiness and reluctance collided together. Duran thought to himself that fortunately his daughter would never grow up, and he didn't need to go through this situation.

Duran finally brought Sagara Sosuke back in time, and at this time he stood in front of the priest with a nervous face, as if he had been forced to the execution ground by an executioner at gunpoint, the only difference was that his face was red and his eyes were full of happiness.

Like Sagara was Cruz, who stood across from Sagara and swallowed his saliva as he looked at Mao, who was wearing the same wedding dress as Chidori. The nervousness made him uncomfortable, and the bow tie around his neck strangled him.

"I was always nervous the first time, but I got used to it after a few more knots. As soon as Duran said this, he was immediately glared at by the people around him.

There is a truth that practice makes perfect in such a thing as marriage.

The priest took the vows, and both teams of newcomers said 'I do'. Then exchange rings.

Sagara's ring was prepared a long time ago, a sapphire ring, prepared by Denisha. Anyway, this wedding Sagara and Chidori, Mao and Cruz just need to be out of people. They are lucky to have two local friends, Duran and Denissa. Not everyone can make friends with local tyrants.

"Luck, luck. Hahaha. Duran originally wanted to be a wedding priest, but Chidori refused righteously, because she was afraid that a guy like Duran who didn't play his cards according to common sense would ruin the wedding. So Duran can only sit in the guest seat and pat his thigh now.

Rings are exchanged, and then the couple kisses.

Everyone was happy during the wedding, except for Tessa, of course. However, Dinisha sat next to Tessa, and the big sister comforted the little sister, and Tessa was not very sad, and even smiled and wished the newlyweds happiness.

"Before eating, we came to take a group photo. Duranty yΓ¬ said, "Quick, everyone assemble." ”

The stars surrounded the two couples, and everyone was laughing in the group photo.

It was immediately printed out, one for each person as a souvenir, and Duran even signed several of them, which could be appreciated later. After a meal, Duran was finally able to leave with peace of mind, there was no place in this world for him to worry about.

It's time to go to a new world.

Tessa is persuaded by Dinisha to go on a walk-and-go journey, but when she sees the Unbounded Gate, she is also shocked. When she heard that it would be a journey through time, she thought it would be a huge machine, but she didn't expect it to be a door.

"There is nothing surprising about this, since the universe has been formed, there have been countless miracles in the universe. This gate is also one of them, owned by the gods in the universe, and finally given to us by them, which can be regarded as a fate. Duran explained slightly, "Don't worry, you just hold Denisha's hand, and there will be no problem." ”

Tessa looked at the side of Denissa's face and felt that she was very reliable and could trust her.

The door opened, and Tessa's hand was led by Denisa and walked forward.

Entering, it is a world without Sosuke Sagara, Tessa feels a little lost in her heart, but as a whisperer and scientist, the expectation of the unknown world quickly drives away the loss. It's a whole new world, and I'm going to have to make the fifth type of contact.

The so-called five types of contact are the contact between humans and aliens.

Type Zero Contact: Distant Sightings of Flying Saucers, Type 1 Contact: Close-up Sightings of Flying Saucers, Type 2 Contact: Touching the Flying Saucer or Touching the Flying Saucer's Tracers, Type 3 Contact: Seeing the Flying Saucer and Alien Lifeforms, Category 4 Disarming: Telepathic Communication with Aliens, Category 5 Disarming: Friendly and Genuine Communication with Aliens.

Now Tessa feels like she walks through the door and has a chance to make a fifth type of contact.

Or a random world.

In corners where the light does not shine, commoners who have no way to make a living are the prey of perverted nobles, worse than livestock. Livestock are at least not humiliated until they are killed and eaten. The commoners who are targeted by the perverted aristocracy will be trampled on and spurned by the lowest before they die, and finally die a tragic death, and the corpse may have to find the humiliation of the perverted aristocracy.

This is the imperial capital, where the darkness of sin breeds.

When Tazmi, a young boy who left his poor hometown with two companions and was determined to make a big career, was ready to do a big job, he did not know that misfortune had befallen him.

The young man who was separated from his companions on the way came to the prosperous imperial capital alone, and immediately felt the malice of the imperial capital, and all the money on his body flew away. I couldn't find a companion, I had no money, so I had to live on the streets.

In the evening, his stomach growled with hunger, but no one came to help him. Squatting on the side of the street, he almost ran out of strength to walk. He only blamed himself for being careless, why was he deceived? I had long heard from the adults in the village that there were many liars in big cities, so why did he still fall for it?

"Take it, you'll use it. ”

Suddenly, the girl's voice turned into Tazmi's ears, and a small card appeared in front of his eyes, handed by a white arm.

By the light of dusk, he could read the words on the card clearly, "Orchid coffin shop?" The background of the card is a blooming spring orchid.

The coffin and the orchid always feel incompatible.

"Take it. ”

The young man saw that it was a little girl who handed over the card, less than his chest, and came out to work before he was ten years old, and the imperial capital was really hard. Seeing that the girl was so cute and hardworking, although the card was made of a coffin, it was unknown, but Tazmi still accepted it.

"We are newly opened, you can get a discount when you enter the store with a card, and our store also has a corpse collection service, and we will be on call if necessary. With that, the girl walked away.

Sure enough, it is the imperial capital, and it is so strange everywhere, and the coffin seller still collects the corpse? Tazmi put away the card, and he was helpless to protest against his stomach, why didn't anyone send me some money? Didn't he say that the emperor was paved with gold bricks, and it rained gold coins? Why did he have to be so miserable?

But although it is miserable, his heart is still full of optimism, because this is the imperial capital, as long as he works hard, he will definitely have a chance to succeed, and the wealth and rights of the imperial capital are waiting for him. It didn't matter if he thought of the protest in his stomach here, he would succeed and return home with his companions.

The young man who did not succumb to reality was finally transferred, and in the cold wind, he met a golden lady, a noble lady who was elegant and kind-hearted, and took the boy back to his mansion, and prepared a luxurious dinner and accommodation.

The boy was so immersed in happiness that he even thought that his good fortune had come for a while. Sure enough, there are still good people in the imperial capital, and the good people are still the daughter of a beautiful female noblewoman who is so down-to-earth and generous.

It's a pity that only one day, the boy was taught a lesson, a lesson that will never be forgotten.

Tazmi's two companions, a childhood sweetheart girl and two playmates who didn't guess, appeared in front of him in a miserable way. They were also taken back to the mansion by Miss Qianjin under the same pretext, and then imprisoned for the perverted aristocratic lady to bully and abuse, and by the time Tazmi appeared, his two companions were dead rather than dead.

The aristocratic lady finally reveals her true colors, and she is these teenagers and maidens who wander the streets, invite them home with enthusiasm, and then let her play with them until she dies.

Inside the courtyard, Tazmi's nose was pounded by the smell of fishy and vomited, as if thousands of dead rats were piled up in this room. But this is not a mouse, but a stinking corpse, or a living dead who is not yet dead.

"Vomitβ€”"

"Hahaha, you will soon become one of them, you idiots and untouchables, do you really think that the sky will really fall for nothing??? hahaha, idiots also have a limit, hahaha. I'm going to laugh to death. The aristocratic lady despised the ruined dog in front of her, "The untouchables should have the consciousness of the untouchables, otherwise you can't blame me for your death?" It's your own greed, haha, I just said a few words, and you are really so well-behaved that you follow back like a dog. I might as well go out on the street and feed the dogs. I, ah, wouldn't have bothered you if I hadn't seen you pariahs being more fun than dogs. ”

Tazmi gritted his teeth, the veins of his body bursting, and his anger raised the temperature of his whole body. I was so naΓ―ve, too naΓ―ve. The sound of teeth clenching echoed in Tazmi's brain.

"You untouchables deserve this fate, especially if you think pie will fall from the sky. Now resign yourself to your fate. ”

"Tazmi......" was humiliated to the point that her body was so angry that she was like a thread, and the girl, whose head was plucked off one by one, faintly shouted the boy's name out of her mouth.

"Ahhhhh

But how can the defenseless boy be the opponent of the noble lady, but he is constantly beaten up, and he really becomes a dog.

"Hahahahaha. The noble lady smiled happily, and Tazmi's watch was quite satisfactory so far, "Keep barking, keep barkingβ€”"

"Ahh Tazmi's anger was obviously full, but because he had no skills, he could only be beaten, and he couldn't take revenge at all, "Why, you invited us, you invited us." "Tazmi doesn't understand why they just accept the help of the 'good Samaritan' and have to be killed. He didn't know that in the eyes of the aristocracy, the life of the poor was worth a meal.

"Because, this is the imperial capital!" said the noble lady laughing even more happily, "you pariahs will never understand, you are my toy like your male companion, and that woman has such a supple hair, is she trying to provoke the world? ”

Tazmi was finally scared, he didn't want to die, he hadn't returned home, he couldn't die, he still had to save his companions, "I won't die-"

At this time, the Killers finally descended from the Blood Moon, and they received an assassination mission to get rid of the tortured and perverted nobleman. The girl didn't have any power to fight back in front of the killer organization, she was just thirsty for killing but had no strength, and she was quickly subdued.

"Please wait a minute, can you let me do it myself, I want to kill the enemy. Tazmi struggled to his feet, his companions were no longer breathing, and perhaps death was a gift to them. But at least he was going to kill this nobleman and avenge his companions.

The killers exchanged glances and finally agreed.

Tazmi picked up the sword on the ground and pierced the girl's heart, so calmly that it seemed that she had taken the life of an ant.

Blood leaked from the wound, taking away the temperature and life, and finally the noble girl died, lying in a pool of blood.

Tazmi fell to her knees in agony, weeping bitterly over the two corpses. The three of them who clearly said that they were going to break out of the world, and they clearly agreed to return to their hometowns in fine clothes, but now the agreement has become a floating cloud.

"Let's go, take the teenager with us. There was no time to be sentimental, and the members of the Night Raid quickly retreated.

Duran's coffin was knocked open in the middle of the night, and the nobleman's house was destroyed, but the butler was still there, and their relatives were still there. The title will be inherited, and the family property will be settled, so the steward will still fulfill his mission.

"High, medium and low, three grades, you are nobles, of course, it is a high-end coffin, a pair of one hundred hardware, we also launched a three-hundred-gold contracted funeral activity, the opening of a new store and a buy two get one free activity, I don't know if you need it?"

"Three hundred gold, send three coffins to my house before noon tomorrow. ”

"No problem, as fast as you want, if your master doesn't die, he must have his last breath left when it arrives, just that fast. ”

If it were an ordinary person, the housekeeper would have done it a long time ago, but he knew that Du Lan was not an ordinary person, but the emperor and ministers supported him, otherwise who would have opened a hole in the wall of the imperial city and sold the coffin.

"Then let's do it. ”

After sending off the housekeeper, Duran clapped his hands, and the first business was there. There are only two people in the coffin shop, Duran and Saori, and Dinisha takes Tessa out for a walk, and this bad city is not suitable for Tessa to live in.

Moreover, after coming to this world, Tessa was able to receive the manufacturing technology of the emperor, and the ability of the whisperer does not seem to be limited to the world alone. Denisha travels in search of materials in order to learn the technology of the Imperial Tools.

"Saori, get up, we have a business. Duran shouted upstairs. A hole was dug in the imperial wall, and the shop pΓΉ inside was divided into two floors, each with a height of thirty square meters. "Listen to Dad, I'll say that in this kind of lawless world, doing the dead man's business is the most profitable." Pack up your things, let's go on business. Three hundred gold, others can't earn it in a lifetime, and your father and I make so much money in one business. ”

Saori put on a black dress and was speechless to her father, who was wearing a priest's robe, "Isn't that fun?"

"It's not playing, it's about honoring the dead. Duran sent the Bible and the cross, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go collect the body." ”

"Okay, okay, take your daughter to collect her body in the middle of the night, and only you can do it, are you my father?"

"It's like a fake. Duran and Saori rode towards the noble mansion in a funeral car with an orchid logo.

Buy two get one free, just for a noble family of three, which is very suitable.

"If I can make so much money every day, I will soon buy a city, Saori said that after we buy the city, will we play with it, or will we sell it again?"

"It's boring. Saori was not at all interested in her father's plans, "It's not as interesting as burying some sinners." Dosaori's eyes turned into ruby sapphires, "The city is full of dead lines that make me have cuts." ”

"There are too many perverts in this city who don't respect life. "Why don't they understand that the destruction of people is only the last conquest, and the assimilation of ideas is the most terrible." It can only be said that the rulers of this empire are incompetent and will rely only on force. ”

"This is not the earth, how can people from other worlds deal with common sense? It is better to learn from them, kill the murderers one by one, and one day they will be killed. Saori said that killing someone or something was too simple.

"That's the way to do it, and it does for us. Duran decided to be a good father and support Saori, "Daughter, you can kill it, Daddy and Mom support you." ”

"......" Saori was speechless, this father was too irresponsible, closed the Eye of Death, and Saori stopped talking. She is alone with Duran, but she is not used to her father's attitude, everything goes along with her, and she doesn't look like a father at all. Saori knows that Duran hurts herself and wants to eliminate the estrangement with herself, but even if she is closer to her mother, there is no way.

Unfortunately, when the father and daughter came to the scene, the housekeeper took the two to the other courtyard, and let them dispose of the corpses.

"Hey, do you want to die? I'm going to raise the price for dealing with so many corpses. ”

The butler was also stubborn: "I have already paid three hundred gold coins, what do you want me to do? I don't have any more gold coins to pay you." ”

"Then so be it, you go and put up a notice and find the relatives of these corpses to identify the corpses. You nobles, even if you are cheap, you don't know how to deal with the corpse in time, but you can't make me suffer. Get someone to put up notices everywhere. ”

The housekeeper was unhappy, and she asked the dead lady to dispose of the corpse, but she said that only by keeping the corpse could there be an atmosphere, what could she do, she couldn't set fire to the courtyard, "These corpses are mostly outsiders, even if they post notices, no one will come to claim them." I'm sorry for you to find a place to burn it. ”

"Are you underestimating my professionalism? I'm a coffin shop, and you actually mentioned cremation with me, do you have a grudge against me? Believe it or not, I'll go to the little emperor and sue you immediately. ”

"No, no, the villain doesn't dare, but the villain really can't do anything about these corpses. Hearing that Duran was going to complain, the butler bowed again and again, explaining his difficulties.

"I really can't help you, forget it, the first business is a delivery service. "Duran is going to use Taoism in his priest's uniform," Saori, prepare some rune paper, cinnabar, peachwood, and brushes. ”

Forget about the incense burner, the candlestick.

Duran was going to use an ability he had never used before, refining these corpses into zombies, and then having them jump home on their own.

Yellow paper drawings, cinnabar braille, peach wood for the order, "urgent as the law-"

A stack of yellow talismans flew out of its own accord and stuck to the messy and disgusting corpses, some of which were incomplete and reshaped by Duran's power. The courtyard is full of zombies with talismans, and Duran's power is so strong that refining zombies is only a matter of minutes.

The housekeepers are stupid, what kind of ability is this?

"Get up!" Duran waved his peachwood sword, and more than thirty zombies stretched out their hands straight forward at the same time, "Let these corpses stay here for the time being, and when I find their hometown, I will let them go home and be buried in the ground." ”

"Yes, yes, I'll take good care of it. "Seeing Duran's ability, the housekeeper was convinced, and sure enough, he opened the coffin, which is amazing.

"There are also notices that must be posted, maybe these people still have fellow villagers in the imperial capital, so they won't bother me. ”

"The villain will do it. ”

As for the coffins of the baron's family of three, they will be transported to the cemetery by Duran after that, so that the business can be completed.

The three coffins in the mourning hall are all made of fine wood, which is absolutely satisfying to the customers, although the customers will not express their opinions when lying inside.

However, Du Lan's brain is not completely dead yet, so it can't be wasted, of course, Du Lan is not a person who takes advantage of the heat, he just refined a little bit of the Philosopher's Stone before her soul dissipated, which can be regarded as making the best use of it. For this kind of character who keeps saying that there is no free lunch in the world, but fishing for law enforcement everywhere, he just uses her soul to refine the sage stone, which can be regarded as polite. Didn't resurrect her, and then beat her half to death, then feed her fairy beans, and beat her half to death, it's already polite not to have such a cycle. Fortunately, Duran is not a pervert, otherwise the person who can't get along with him will be miserable, and he will never want to be happy

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