663 Paper Tiger
Quick, come back, Elder Bruch!
Gu Hanhan looked at the direction where Elder Bruch had gone, and felt a little like crying without tears-you ran away, I seduced, phew, who should I ask for help to go!
She was really flashed - not to mention the broken halberd and sinking in the sand, this is the first thing in the world, who would have thought that wow, an old monster, actually played a trick on her little girl and ran away. This is to kill or bury, it's too blushing.
Gu Hanhan was also stunned for such a shameless old monster, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while, and he didn't know what to do.
"He didn't eat dinner!"
"Huh?" Gu Hanhan turned around and found that the little boy who had been holding in Elder Bruch's hand all along, Lu Faxi, had climbed into the chair and sat down at the dining table.
"Who hasn't had dinner, Elder Bruch?"
So he was starved and ran away?
"Yes, it's him!" Lu Faxi didn't look at Hanhan either, his eyes pressed against the food on the table and swallowed: "I didn't eat either." “
His eyes were gloomy, as if he was eating, not like he was complaining to Gu Hanhan: "He doesn't eat it himself, and he doesn't let me eat it, saying that he wants to wait for you to come and eat together." You're definitely coming tonight—"
Gu Hanhan hurriedly filled a big bowl of rice, poured rich broth, picked up countless delicious dishes, and handed him the bowls, plates, and chopsticks - okay, she almost became the culprit of child abuse and not giving teenagers food.
However, the boy didn't answer, he looked at the rice bowl and looked at Gu Hanhan, and asked very uneasily: "You won't let me vomit after I finish eating, right?"
Spit it out?!
Do I look like that?!!!
Gu Hanhan was stunned by this black cauldron—So, Elder Bruch, have you really done anything that makes a child vomit out of your lack of morality? Your character is too problematic! Just like you, you are embarrassed to take care of children like others?
Gu Hanhan repeatedly promised that she would never let him spit it out, and this meal, to be honest, the property right was not in her at all, and she was not qualified to let him spit it out, etc.
Lufasi was skeptical, but finally couldn't bear to be hungry, took the food and devoured it.
"It's hard to say," he said vaguely, as he stuffed food into his mouth, "he made it for you, it was yours - as soon as he came back this afternoon he was washing and cutting the meat, intending to conquer your stomach first, and then your people......"
Gu Hanhan was speechless: You are a little little person whose height is less than the root of your thighs, you know what it means to "conquer the stomach first, and then conquer your person", you just talk nonsense?
"He thinks you must be exhausted and tired, and you will be tired and hungry when you arrive here, so he is going to dig a hot spring bath for you, cook you a delicious meal, and plant flowers in the garden to attract starlight and create a romantic atmosphere. When you eat and bathe, he plays the piano for you. In this way, you will definitely be touched by his tenderness and romance, and when he picks you up, you will not resist, let alone slap him and kick him out of bed, but will treat him with the same tenderness. And maybe you'll take the initiative to promise to raise him in the future—"
Lu Faxi has not yet entered the voice changer, and the natural children's voice is ignorant, which makes Gu Hanhan embarrassed.
"Don't talk nonsense, that's not the case, Elder Bruch is just ...... Just kindly want to help me," she tried to turn his mind in a healthy direction, "Don't guess about adults, kids, you don't know anything-"
But Lu Faxi said confidently: "It's not nonsense, it's all his own words." When he was peeling potatoes in the afternoon, he kept saying, as long as we seduce you, we won't have to go hungry in the future, let me cooperate with him. It's been about four or five hours, and he's been talking just before you walk in the door. Let me not be afraid of hunger, but look a little farther, and don't be irritable because of a moment of hunger, you will definitely come tonight. As long as we go out and go hungry for this meal, we will all have enough to eat in the future. I don't need to stutter anymore, but the bureaucrats in the temple and the inquisition are going around-"
Gu Hanhan was embarrassed, and his face was about to turn red by this little boy who was not yet ten years old—how can I be so virtuous! No, Elder Bruch, what unhealthy thoughts have you been instilling in Lu Faxi all day long? Don't you just because you are an old monster, you should bring a good child to the crooked path of the little monster?!
Lu Faxi looked at Gu Hanhan's purple and red face, and said seriously, "You don't have to be embarrassed, it looks like he's already messed up anyway." Not only did he not do anything he had imagined, but now he ran away without any interest. It can be seen that he is of no use except for talking......"
You're so right, Lufasi kid, or you Shengming, you can see the essence of the old monster at a glance. So I should stand up and say goodbye now, right?
Gu Hanhan was extremely annoyed in her heart, feeling that she would think about running over to seduce, no, running over to ask the old monster for help was simply caught in the door.
Just as she was seriously considering whether to stand up and say goodbye now, or not to say goodbye at all, Elder Bruch, who had been judged by the little boy Lu Faxi, who was not yet ten years old, to be useless except for a mouth, rushed back again.
"Miss Gu," the old monster shouted as the corners of his robe flew up, "I've already inquired for you!"
Gu Hanhan was already very embarrassed to look at the old monster Elder Bruch now, and just asked a little numbly, "Oh, what is it, Elder." "It's like a conditioned reflex.
Elder Bruch ran to Gu Hanhan's side and made an abrupt stop.
"It's the little girl of the Yves family you care about, and the neurotic young man of Justin. He said.
Gu Hanhan's soul returned to its place, looked at Elder Bruch, and suddenly became nervous: "How are they?"
"Don't worry, they're all right," Elder Bruch comforted him, "they weren't tortured, and they're in the Inquisition." I've just inquired on your behalf, and they were each taken away on bail by their families before dinner today. And I have inquired for you, and when the Yves family picked up the little girl, they had promised that they would lock her up in the convent. Justin also promised that he would send the sick young man away. All in all, they promised to let them be punished and never let them out to mischief again. ”
He proudly showed off and said, "I've already done it for you, Miss Gu." As long as they don't come out to make trouble, the court doesn't need to rush to conduct the next step of their review, and it is no problem to drag on the case for ten or eight years without concluding the case. They will certainly not be burned at the stake. ”
But Gu Hanhan didn't feel relieved at all, but frowned.
"Send them away, lock them up......," she said anxiously, "they're secretly imprisoned by them! It's up to them to kill and take them - what can't they do? Rowling and Willy are more dangerous in their hands than being locked up in the Inquisition, which at least has an investigation, interrogation, and conviction process!"
"No, I have to go, I have to see them, I have to find a way to get them out!" Gu Hanhan stood up suddenly, and in a hurry, she grabbed Elder Bruch's hand, "Elder, you must help me, please-"
Elder Bruch was not on guard for a while, he was stunned, his slender and white ten fingers were grabbed by Gu Hanhan and pulled out of the sleeves of his robe to see the sun, and when he landed, he was a little wheezing and panicking.
"Gu-Miss Gu, Miss Gu," he stammered and pleaded as he stepped back, "I have something to say, don't do it, don't do it." You let go of me first, will you let go of me-"
Gu Hanhan couldn't take care of it at this time, Elder Bruch was retreating step by step, she was pressing step by step, in short, she was holding him resolutely. Between this retreat, Elder Bruch wanted to struggle or didn't want to struggle, and before he could get his idea, he was already forced to the Jedi by Gu Hanhan on the corner of the stone wall first.
Seeing that Gu Hanhan could only pounce on him if he went further further, Elder Bruch retracted his neck in a counterattack, and tried his best to □□ his ten fingers from Gu Hanhan's clutches like a tiger's mouth, and was about to escape from her armpit. However, as soon as Gu Hanhan's hand grabbed the air, his body lost his balance, so he could only lean forward and stand firm by holding on to the wall. This made Elder Bruch even more useless to move and dodge. So he raised his arms back at the moment of his short body, and the whole person stuck to the rock wall, and happened to fall under Gu Hanhan's claws.
Bruch hadn't been in battle for hundreds of years, and he was really inexperienced, so he didn't expect this, and he fell into a desperate situation and had to surrender.
"Alright, alright," he said, "I promised you, Miss Gu, to help you - don't come, stay there and don't move, don't move......"
This made Gu Hanhan very excited, completely ignoring Elder Bruch's request to let her stay still, and further deceived her, confirming that "what you said is true, don't lie?"
At this distance, Gu Hanhan's breath blew on the tip of Elder Bruch's chin, causing the hair on his neck covered in the black robe to fly. Elder Bruch, who had been a monster for hundreds of years, couldn't bear it on the spot, he was already soft just by imagining. Therefore, his heart was horizontal and his eyes were closed: "It's true, I'll help you." As long as you don't let me go out to fight, you can do whatever you want. ”
Elder Bruch's declaration was deafening, and Gu Hanhan was deflated when he heard it.
She looked at the old monster under her who raised his hand to make a surrender gesture and stuck it on the rock wall, and closed his eyes, and her heart was very depressed - Lu Fasi was right, this is an old coward who can't be used for anything except a mouth!
Who doesn't know you can't do it?!If you can't do it, what's the use of me looking for you?!! Anthony is not a cowardice who only has sorghum flowers in his head and will be intimidated by your paper tiger!!
I'm not afraid of death, but you're still afraid of death? Is there any reason for this, was it a fake Acropolis that I mixed up before? Just like you, what kind of people are asking you to enter the urn, and those who wish to take the bait? Shame on you to die!
Gu Hanhan withdrew his hand and allowed himself to stand up straight.
"Open your eyes, Elder," she said, "I don't mean to kiss you. ”