Chapter 15 The Meat Sandwich Bun of the Year
People are popular to death, everyone has probably heard a lot of them on weekdays, and the more famous ones are far away, such as Zhuge Liang who died of Zhou Yu.
Closer, it was said that two old men in the community quarreled over an old lady's dance partner, and one scolded one to death, which seemed to be very magical.
In fact, when you are angry, the level and concentration of hormones secreted by the human body, this thing is pulled out and fed to the mice, which can definitely hang up the big rats, which is not an exaggeration at all.
If you have a little heart disease, you will definitely not have any problem killing yourself.
Because of this kind of popular person, Zhang Fan is particularly touched by the fact that people are popular. Back then, when Zhang Fan was a high school student, he met it once.
When Zhang Fan was still a high school student, he went to his hometown to help harvest wheat during the summer vacation, and the countryside was very busy in the summer, and his grandfather's backyard neighbors were building houses.
As a result, because the neighbors moved a few centimeters or half a meter outward when they built the wall, their neighbors were not happy, so why should you occupy more?
This kind of thing was very much in the countryside back then, and the relationship between the villagers in the big hometown was very good on weekdays.
This thing is strange, the prime of the two families haven't talked much, and the old ladies of the two families can't do it.
One is eighty, the other is almost eighty, with hunched feet, and it looks like he is about to fall when he walks on weekdays, which makes people worry when they look at it, and the ages of the two of them add up to almost two hundred years.
As a result, somehow, the two old ladies were torn together tremblingly.
Tearing each other's hair, losing their teeth and shriveled and withered lips, like chrysanthemums, kept spitting at each other's faces, it is estimated that they were a little bit out of deal when they were young, and it happened that this happened, and the two rubbed out the last remaining spark of anger in their lives.
Zhang Fan and his cousin happened to pass by, he was too familiar with the two old ladies, and when he was young, he often went to people's houses to eat sweet potatoes and roasted potatoes, and the relationship was quite good.
At first glance, the two old ladies were torn together, their heads bowed, their foreheads against their foreheads, their eyes were like a game, one was more round than the other, and on the silver hair of both sides was a pair of hands that were dry like withered branches, and there were two crutches lying quietly beside them, looking at their respective masters as if watching a play.
Then the two old ladies were like children, silently tuing at each other, their wrinkled faces that should have been kind, but now they were covered with phlegm and spittle.
There are no teeth, if there are teeth, it is definitely a gritting of teeth, just because there are no teeth, at this time, the lips are together, especially like a flower that is trying to open and bloom.
Zhang Fan is not the kind of person who gloating, as soon as he saw this posture, he was obedient, and the two birthday stars were fighting! Hurriedly took his cousin forward to separate the old lady who was torn together.
After separating, the two old ladies scolded and didn't stop, but fortunately, there were more people who came out at this time, and this matter was over, and Zhang Fan didn't take it to heart.
As a result, when Zhang Fan was sleeping in a daze at night, he heard that the yard at home was like a sandbag.
Zhang Fan's eyes hadn't opened yet, and he heard his grandmother say in his ears: "Oops, hey, these are all students, or dolls who go to school." ”
Before he could get up, the door to sleep was kicked open, and then a glaring flashlight shone on his face.
"What's your name, say!"
In the middle of the night, in the early hours of the morning, I was sleeping dimly, and I was suddenly picked up by a group of five big and three rough people, and the flashlight shone on my face, and Zhang Fan, who was still a doll back then, was almost scared to death.
"Zhang, Zhang, Zhang Fan!"
"Okay, it's you! You're making a big deal, you and Zhang Liang beat xx to death! Go, follow me." ”
Killed someone, oh my God, it directly scared Zhang Fan's grandmother half to death, and found someone overnight to beg his relatives to find Zhang Fan's father.
Actually, here's the thing, Zhang Fan and his cousin Zhang Liang persuaded the two old ladies to leave and left.
As a result, the older old lady probably suffered a little loss during the fight, and the more she thought about it when she returned home, the more angry she became.
Perhaps I thought of today's daytime battle from fifty years ago, but as a result, at two o'clock in the morning, I didn't come up in one breath, and I was angry to death.
Building a house in the countryside is not like a city, although the villagers are in the countryside, but the reinforced concrete on the ground still has to get up in the middle of the night to see, and if you don't get it right, you will be carried away by someone to repair the pigsty.
So, the old lady's son got up and took a turn, and then thought about the events of the day, and he was ready to look at his old lady, and then comfort and comfort.
As a result, when I went in, the old lady had big eyes, a great resentment, and the unwillingness to not beat others, she had already swallowed her breath.
This time, the old lady's son quit, his family occupied a little more homestead, he was thinking about how to solve it, and saw that the old lady was angry to death.
He went directly to the police station to report the case, and he didn't know what he thought, he said that his wife and the other party's old lady were fighting, and Zhang Fan and they pulled them to the side, and his wife was beaten to death by Zhang Fan, Zhang Liang and the other party's old lady.
It's not a trivial matter to kill someone. There are few police officers in the rural police stations, but there is a joint defense, which is a semi-official organization organized by young people from various villages and villages, and it used to be called the militia.
The people here are all young and strong young men, and everyone is killed when they hear it. This can't be careless, so in the middle of the night, these people don't knock on the door like heroes in the rivers and lakes.
I climbed in directly through the courtyard wall. To be honest, this posture almost scared Grandma Zhang Fan to death.
Zhang Fan was caught in the police station in such a daze, although he was a high school student, but after all, he had never seen anything in the world, and one night in the police station, Zhang Fan was so frightened that he trembled.
The next day, the matter was clarified, because there were still bystanders, and Zhang Fan and Zhang Liang were innocent.
Zhang Fan's father and cousin took the two of them out of the police station, Zhang Fan's father wanted to scold, but he couldn't, did his son do wrong? No, but ......
At this time, a voice that Zhang Fan couldn't forget for the rest of his life came out.
Zhang Fan's cousin was younger than Zhang Fan, and he was even frightened and trembled at the police station all night, probably because he was hungry, and after seeing his father, he said a word.
"Dad, let's eat a meat bun!" The little doll is innocent, really, and it's sad to think about.
The unjustified disaster originally made Zhang Liang's Lao Tzu angry in his heart, but there was no way to send it out, and as a result, a meat bun made his Lao Tzu explode.
"Eat, eat your mother's xxx, you're almost a murderer, and you eat meat buns. ”
Saying that, it was two slaps when he went up, Zhang Fan's originally open mouth looked at his iron face, and ran home with wind under his feet, with his grandmother here, he was not afraid.
Since then, as long as he wants to hear the meat sandwich bun, Zhang Fan will think of that early morning of that year.
Therefore, when Zhang Fan saw Xu Lili's blue face, he didn't need any professional knowledge, and the meat bun directly appeared on his face.