Chapter 155: The heart is a fish but the strength is insufficient
Brother Nan has an upright personality and does not like to hold grudges.
So as soon as he left the store, Zhou Li was beaten. The most annoying thing is the old monster Huaixu, who not only laughed at Kukuku next to her, causing passers-by to almost hit the lamppole, but even took out her mobile phone to take pictures.
Back at home, the sound effects of Fruit Ninja's game come and go, accompanied by the occasional sound of a bomb exploding.
Zhou Li came to the side of the group.
I saw Tuanzi lying on the sofa alone, staring seriously at the mobile phone in front of him, his big eyes turned around, his head also turned, and from time to time he stretched out his paws and clumsily scratched on the screen.
Brush Brush Brush ...... Boom!
Zhou Li pursed his lips, "It's dead." ”
Tuanzi only turned his head and glanced at him, didn't say a word, and ordered another game.
Zhou Li also continued to squat beside and watch, he thought she was very cute when she played games, her eyes would be bright because of the light reflected on the screen, and her little head would shake unconsciously with the flying and falling of fruits.
It's just that her reflexes are very poor, which can be called a shame among cats.
And it's stupid, knowing that the bomb can't be cut, but I still can't help it.
The first round ended again.
Tuanzi turned his head to look at Zhou Li, and said aggrievedly, "Zhou Li, Lord Tuanzi is always ...... dead"
"It's already better than me. I die faster. ”
"Lie to me. ”
"Really. ”
"Can you get through this?"
"The danzi adults can't get by, how can I get by?"
At this time, Huaixu's voice came from the side: "What can't you pass? Let me come, I'll be able to get by!"
Zhou Li ignored her, only touched the door of Tuanzi's head, leaned closer and whispered, "Huaixu is a big fool, let's ignore her, not being smart is a disease, and it can be contagious." ”
"I can hear you!!" Huai Xu said.
"Meow, she hears me!" Dango blinked.
"Still ignore her. Zhou Li whispered, "Let's treat it as if she never spoke." ”
"Meow~~"
"Why? Why don't you ignore me? I just helped you cheat on the exam this morning, you call crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!"
"What do Dango-sama want to eat at night?"
"Fish soup bibimbap. ”
"I want to eat naan!"
"Okay, let's eat fish soup bibimbap. ”
"I want to eat the Supreme Durian Double Pizza!"
"Did you hear the buzzing somewhere, like a mosquito? Zhou Li winked at Tuanzi.
"Didn't hear meow!"
"Unload the mill and kill the donkey! Cross the river and tear down the bridge! Turn your face ruthlessly! Hide the bow of the bird! Cook the rabbit and the dead dog! Grace will take revenge...... Next time, I will become a strange woman and hug you, and then take a photo and send it to Li Dumao! I will also secretly take a photo of your fruit......
Zhou Lileng paused.
This old monster's cultural level has grown!
In the evening, Zhou Li and Huaixu went out to eat sauerkraut fish, and came back with fish soup and rice for the dumplings.
The fish soup was not leftover from him and Huaixu, but it was packed in a thermos box by Zhou Li as soon as it was served, and it was full of fish. Tuanzi asked to buy her ten bowls back, she wanted to eat enough, and Zhou Li only packed most of the bowls for her.
She couldn't finish most of the bowl, and she couldn't eat half of it, so she had to lie down and stare at the rice in a daze.
Sunday the 15th.
This semester is coming to an end, and it has also ushered in the high incidence of the orientation party of each college. Some academies require a long rehearsal time because of the high quality of the orientation show, while others are pure procrastination.
Zhou Li didn't know what kind of academy his family belonged to.
6:50 p.m.
Each class of the School of Biological Sciences gathered at the entrance of the auditorium, and the class leader counted the number of people from beginning to end.
Zhou Li didn't have a few people in the class, Zhong Xin had counted them several times, and the student union said that it was best to wait for everyone to arrive first. Brother Nan's class was in a similar situation, but Brother Nan didn't count the number of people, she asked the study committee to do it, and she watched from the side.
A few complaints rang out from time to time.
Zhou Li was patient, raised his head and looked forward.
He grows tall and can see far.
The auditorium was carefully furnished, with a red carpet extending to the doorway, lined with tall flower baskets and balloons, and two rows of tall girls wearing red cheongsams and high heels, delicate makeup and snow-white thighs were eye-catching.
Officers of the student council wore suits and shuttled from class to class, maintaining order and distributing schedules.
Several classes of people entered the venue one after another.
At seven o'clock, the third and fourth classes still did not arrive, but the student council did not let them wait any longer, and assigned a person to lead them to the planned area to take their seats.
As a freshman, the position is quite high.
Zhou Li sat in the aisle, and he felt that Huai Xu would definitely come to join in the fun. This old monster has a lot to say, and he can't help but share it with him when he watches the show.
Sure enough, when everyone was seated and the lights in the auditorium were turned off, he heard a soft thud from the tent.
Huai Xu appeared out of thin air.
She didn't pay attention to it, she sat down directly in the aisle next to Zhou Li, turned her head and looked around.
"It's pretty decent!"
"There are so many people!"
"Is the host dressed up so well?"
“......”
Zhou Li didn't talk to her, just stared ahead.
There are a total of four presenters, two men and two women, two of whom are sophomores and the other two are freshmen. It is said that at the beginning, the student union wanted to invite Brother Nan to be the hostess, after all, Brother Nan's appearance is really outstanding, and he can be more eye-catching than a star in an evening dress.
Although her Mandarin is not very good......
It's just that Brother Nan didn't agree because of the trouble, and the nearly ten clubs and driving schools she reported took up too much of her time.
Later, she fell out with the student union.
After some speeches, the program began.
The first show was a group classical dance, and Zhou Li thought it was quite good-looking. The second show was a musical, and the third was a skit in their class, because of the equipment, many people couldn't hear it.
After that, there was actually a lottery.
It is drawn with the WeChat public account, and the prize is sponsored by the organization department, and the first link is a box of iced tea.
Zhou Li subconsciously turned his head and looked at Brother Nan.
Brother Nan sat still like a mountain.
Zhou Li didn't go to smoke either.
The next few shows didn't have much to watch. There is a jazz dance, the female classmates have average dancing skills, and their figures are not very good, and there is a song skewered and sung to a broken sound, but there is a cross talk that is well spoken, and it is the best so far.
Zhou Li saw that the person in front of him was passing the program schedule, so he wanted to come over to take a look, and the little cousin's program ranked fourth from the bottom.
The phone dings -
Is Li Dumao good-looking?
Zhou Li is okay
Li Dumao: I don't think it's interesting
Zhou Li's cross talk is good-looking
Li Dumao: That's right, it's good cross talk, and there's a tango in the back, which is said to be good
Zhou Li
Li Dumao, why doesn't your cousin play......
Zhou is fourth from the bottom of her
Li Dumao is bored, have you had dinner?
Zhou is gone
Chatting and chatting, Huai Xu's head stretched out and looked at his phone screen - she was sitting cross-legged on the ground, which was very suitable for peeking at Zhou Li's mobile phone.
Zhou Li didn't care.
Finally, when the little cousin came on the stage, a staff member moved the piano on the side of the stage a little to the middle.
Zhou Li immediately straightened up and looked ahead.
I saw that Baozi was wearing an off-white dress, with a lot of sequins on the skirt, and her long hair was tied in a bun at the back of her head.
The bun walked up from the side of the stage and sat down in front of the piano, where smoke began to rise.
"Look good!" Huai Xu said next to Zhou Li.
"Hmm. ”
The soothing sound of the piano sounded, as gentle as water.
The auditorium immediately fell silent.
The little cousin played a very well-known tune, and most laymen could hear it at once-
Moonlight Sonata: First Movement
The moonlight was reflected on the surface of the lake, sparkling, and a small boat floated in the middle of the lake. The moonlight was slightly cool, and the boat swayed gently at an imperceptible amplitude, and everything was quiet and gentle.
A few minutes later, the little cousin stood up and saluted.
Applause rang out.
The next one, and then the next show is Senior Brother Yao's street dance, as the finale, it will be very exciting.
Zhou Li looked forward to it more and more.
Li Dumao doesn't want to watch it, do you want to eat snail noodles?
Zhou Li...... It's almost over
Li Dumao felt so bored
Zhou Li, I want to see again
I'm hungry
Let's go
Zhou Li sighed and got up and stood up, seeing that Huai Xu had no intention of leaving, he walked directly around her and walked out.
Before walking out of the auditorium, he also turned to look, there was a group of boys in reflective clothes in the front row, with gold dust on their faces, and when Zhou Li looked over, they were getting up to go backstage to prepare.
Zhou Li shook his head, he was kind after all.
He felt that Senior Brother Yao should thank him.
A few minutes later, the two came to the snail noodle shop, and Zhou Li sniffed, full of the unique smell of snail noodles.
Brother Nan looked at the menu and said, "Two bowls of snail noodles, mine add an extra portion of noodles, add a braised egg, a portion of yuba and sour bamboo shoots...... Add me a little chicken drumstick, what do you add?"
"Sour bamboo shoots. ”
"What's the matter, you're also in love with sour?"
"Snail noodles have to be sour bamboo shoots to be delicious. ”
Zhou Li really thinks so, he not only has to add more sour bamboo shoots when he eats snail noodles, but also pour white vinegar.
The boss answered and began to cook the noodles.
Zhou Li pulled a piece of paper and wiped the oil on the table, first wiped the front of Brother Nan, and then wiped the front of himself, and at the same time said, "I heard that our hip-hop dance club has a tradition of confessing at the welcome party. ”
"Huh, really?"
"Really. ”
"Oh!
“......”
Zhou Li peeked at Brother Nan's expression and said nothing.
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