Chapter Eighty-Nine: How Do You Know Without Trying?
"Haha, boy, we're basically in the circle here, if you're really a baby, just give us a good break!"
"Hahaha, I think this kid hit the iron plate today. ”
"Still too young, too iron-headed, do you really think you can pick up a leak every time you pick up a few leaks?"
"Just spend money to buy lessons, who hasn't come from a mallet?"
Listening to the voices of the onlookers, the smile on Zhou Mingfan's face became even more unscrupulous: "Hehe, what shopkeeper, you also heard what the big guy said, right?"
He glanced at the black 'incense box' in front of He Lin, frowned, and said, "This black thing is also an eyesore to look at, hurry up and throw it at me!"
"Oh, by the way, I'll come to your shop tomorrow to pick up that kiln porcelain bowl. Zhou Mingfan put his hands around his chest, and the cold He Lin said: "If not, hehe...... Then don't blame me for being rude!"
After speaking, he glanced at Jin Yuankun.
Jin Yuankun immediately understood, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to step forward to snatch He Lin's black 'incense box'.
Seeing this, He Lin hurriedly took care of the black 'incense box', and said in a deep voice: "The surname is Jin, what do you want to do!"
"Hmph, what do you want to do?"
Jin Yuankun sneered, and said arrogantly: "Are you deaf or what, didn't you hear Master Zhou say that this kind of garbage looks an eyesore? Hurry up and bring it over and let Lao Tzu smash it!"
"Hmph, you're going to smash my baby?"
He Lin's eyes narrowed, and he said in a cold voice: "I'm afraid that you won't be able to afford to pay if you wait for it!"
"Baby?"
Jin Yuankun was stunned for a moment, then covered his stomach and laughed: "Hahaha...... You're still fucking dreaming!"
"Holding a black pimple is still a baby, I'm sorry!"
Jin Yuankun spat in front of He Lin's heels, turned around and took the head flower: "Wait for Lao Tzu to pack the head flower, and I will smash this broken wooden lump for you with my own hands!"
"Yes, hurry up and put my hair flowers up. ”
He Lin chuckled and said in a cold voice: "If you wait to bump into it, then I won't let you go easily!"
"What?!"
Jin Yuankun attached one hand to his ear, and asked with a face pretending not to hear clearly: "What's the surname, do you say it again?"
"I said, put my dotted phoenix tattoo flower away!"
He Lin said word by word, and deliberately accentuated the tone of the word 'mine'.
"Hahaha...... Did you hear what he said?"
Who knew that Jin Yuankun immediately laughed after hearing this, and shouted at the surrounding passers-by: "This kid actually said that my pair of emerald phoenix tattoo head flowers are his!"
After laughing, Jin Yuankun's face immediately sank, and he said viciously to He Lin: "The surname is He, you didn't take medicine when you went out today? Idiots also have to have a limit!"
When the people around heard this, they couldn't help but let out bursts of laughter.
"Brother Xiao He......"
Qinglexiu's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she called out with some concern.
He Lin looked relaxed, turned his head and smiled: "Don't worry, everything is under my control." ”
"Puff——! hahaha......"
At this time, Zhou Mingfan also laughed twice, and said in a cold voice: "The surname is He, you have lost the bet, do you want to pretend to be stupid like this to escape the gambling contract?"
"Escaping the gambling?"
He Lin's eyes narrowed, and he snorted coldly: "Zhou Dashao, you can eat this food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"
"Oh, I'm talking nonsense?"
Zhou Mingfan's face sank, and he stared at He Lin coldly and said: "Shopkeeper He, I am willing to lose the gamble, if you pretend to be stupid like this again, believe it or not, I will let you leave this ghost market tonight!"
"Believe, with Zhou Dashao, of course I believe in the ability of the Zhou family!"
He Lin did not change the smile on his face, and spread his hands and said, "But...... Just now, it seems that Doubao only had the golden shopkeeper talking for a long time, and I haven't said a word yet, right?"
"Oh?"
Zhou Mingfan raised his eyebrows, and snorted coldly: "Shopkeeper He, do you still think that you have a chance to win?"
"How do you know if you don't try?" He Lin shrugged.
"Zhou Dashao, just let this kid say!"
At this time, Jin Yuankun pointed at He Lin, and he didn't have the slightest weakness in his previous heart: "Jin wants to hear what kind of flowers this kid can make up!"
Zhou Mingfan raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a playful smile: "Okay, for the sake of your face, I'll see what kind of demon this kid is going to be!"
"Hehe, there are more gold shopkeepers to speak for me!" He Lin arched his hand at Jin Yuankun, and said with a smile on his face: "If you say this, I'll give you a few boards later." ”
"Whew!"
Jin Yuankun snorted at He Lin, scolded and said: "If you have a fart, let it go quickly, if you can't say one, two, three, wait to see how Lao Tzu cleans you up." ”
"Tut-tut...... I have to say, the gold shopkeeper, people like you really owe it. ”
He Lin shook his head with a sigh, and without waiting for Jin Yuankun to respond, he turned his head to the people watching the excitement around and asked aloud: "Everyone, if any of you has oil in your hands, cooking oil is fine!"
As soon as He Lin's words came out, there was a buzz of discussion all around.
"Cooking oil, that's a stir-fry thing!"
"This is a ghost market, not a supermarket, is this kid sick?"
"That's it...... Inexplicably, the specified brain is not good!"
"Hahaha, I want cooking oil in the ghost market at night, and I smiled at the master. ”
Although most of the voices in the crowd were ridiculed and disdainful, many people were also very curious and wanted to know what this kid was going to do.
Not to mention, after everyone whispered for a while, someone in the crowd shouted to He Lin: "Hey, young man, can't the rapeseed oil work, the rapeseed oil I use to lubricate the bicycle!"
When He Lin heard this, he saw that it was a middle-aged man dressed in the countryside, who was holding a small half bottle of rapeseed oil in his hand and shaking it at He Lin.
"Yes, of course!"
He Lin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward to take the middle-aged man's mineral water bottle: "Big brother, it's good that there is a warm-hearted person like you!"
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay!" The middle-aged man grinned and said with a simple face: "I'm just having a good time, I want to see what tricks you want to do." ”
“......”
He Lin was speechless for a while, and smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, thank you too." ”
After speaking, He Lin carried a small half bottle of rapeseed oil to the center of the lighted venue.
He sat directly on the ground, took out a silk scarf from his trouser pocket, dipped it in some vegetable oil, and raised the silk scarf to the top of his head: "Everyone, keep your eyes open and take a good look!"
After speaking, He Lin took a silk scarf stained with vegetable oil in one hand and gently wiped it on the surface of his black 'incense box'.
As He Lin wiped more often, the black stains on the surface of the 'incense box' were gradually wiped off, revealing a red-black inner layer everywhere!
"This ......!"
Jin Yuankun's pupils couldn't help but shrink sharply, and his heart chuckled inexplicably: "Zhou, Zhou Dashao ......"
"Rub, I'm going to see what kind of flowers he can rub out!"
Without Dai Jin Yuankun finishing his words, Zhou Mingfan directly interrupted his words, "I really don't believe it, he rubs it like this a few times with vegetable oil, and he can still rub a broken wood lump into a treasure!"
The onlookers noticed the change in the 'incense box' in He Lin's hand, and they couldn't help but buzz into discussions.
"Oh, what the hell is this kid doing?"
"You see, the black paint on the surface of the 'incense box' seems to have been wiped off by that kid. ”
"Really, that kid has rubbed all the paint bald!"
He Lin didn't care about other people's words at the moment, just blindly buried his head and wiped the objects in his hands.
Repeating the movements of his hands repeatedly, about ten minutes later, He Lin raised his head and shouted: "It's done!"
Everyone raised their eyes and saw that the snow-white silk scarf in He Lin's hand was already full of stains and black.
At the same time, the 'incense box' in his other hand has also completely changed!
The black paint and stains on the box had been wiped away, and although it was still a little black under the light, this black was not the pure black at the beginning, but instead a dark red black!
In other words, red and black!