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Anthony was stunned, and then a smile curled into the corner of his mouth: "Okay, celebrate first." ”

Gu Hanhan was already excited: "Where are you going to have a big meal? Ah, by the way, let's just take you to the earth! Go to the trade zone and have dinner at those expensive earthly restaurants that are open on the ground, although I think that place is dedicated to aliens, but maybe it will really be good for your body? After eating, I will take you to Tiananmen Square and Qianmen Pedestrian Street, and buy gifts by the way." You've never been in Earth's atmosphere, Anthony? ”

"To Earth?" Anthony frowned subconsciously.

Gu Hanhan was stunned for a moment: "Don't you want to go?" and then relieved: "Are you afraid of spending money?"

"Don't think about it so much!" the unscrupulous girl of the earth waved her hand haughtily, "The compensation tax for five thousand yuan of earth resources in three days is considered a miracle?!We have money now!"

A smile loomed over Anthony's face once more. He lowered his head slightly, and the smile deepened a little.

"I just didn't expect to set foot on Earth soil in such a situation. He said.

"Don't worry, I've said a long time ago that as long as you are next to our unscrupulous girl duo, everything will be fine." Gu Hanhan boasted proudly, and then slammed his head, "Ah, yes! I have to call Wenwen and ask her to eat with us." Tell you, we're a great bargain!"

Gu Hanhan is a good girl who is resolute and resolute, and she impatiently set off as soon as she said that she would go out. After taking the shuttle to the space orbit, it took a little time for Anthony to go through immigration procedures. Although Anthony does not have a passport or ID card, and only has a number given by the United Nations Slave Trade Management Center, Mother Earth does a good job of making everyone equal, regardless of age, nationality, class, creed or race, and receives a uniform tax on environmental resources as long as they enter the earth.

According to the Galactic Alliance Convention on the Environment and Species of Human Origin, signed in 2598, the Earth's atmosphere is strictly divided into large reserved areas that restrict alien access and small foreign-related areas that allow aliens to go on recuperation trips and shopping.

The former includes two levels: aboriginal residential areas and natural ecological reserves, with low prices, fresh air and beautiful environment, but aliens have to pay an almost sky-high compensation tax for the earth's resources if they want to enter. There are not many people in the universe who can afford this money. The latter includes two levels: tourist area and trade area, of course, you have to pay taxes to enter, but it is much cheaper than the reserved area, and the corresponding environment is much worse, and the price is extremely expensive.

- No way, since the 500th year of the opening of the Great Universe Era, a wide range of genetic mutation diseases have erupted in the hiking human world, geopolitical treatment methods have been popular, and the earth's resources have been unprecedentedly scarce.

Although Gu Hanhan is rich, developed, and not bad for money, if she can afford to pay the tax in the reserve, it is still not enough to sell her. But fortunately, Anthony has no requirements to enter the reserve, and Gu Hanhan does not have to sell himself immediately. In the end, just paying a tax of 2,000 yuan at the space station's entry and exit review center gave Anthony a pass that allowed him to stay in the trade zone for 24 hours.

When entering the customs, it was very coincidental that it was the freckled aunt that Gu Hanhan often met on duty. The aunt should have just taken over, and her work attitude was unprecedentedly serious, and she looked Anthony up and down, left and right against the pass, and finally found no suspicion, so she waved her hand and let them in.

When they were far away, Aunt Freckles raised her head, glanced at the Earth girl's arm with the alien slave's arm, walking bounced and happy, and lowered her head again to examine the passage document in her hand, but muttered in her mouth, "Slave......?

The airship flew for about half an hour and landed at the transportation terminal in Yanjing, the capital of the Greater China Region of the Earth. After coming out of the ground by elevator, Zheng Wenwen was waiting for them at the exit with a small bag in her hand.

"Why did you say you were going out to eat at five o'clock in the afternoon?" Zheng Wenwen complained, "I didn't even have time to put on makeup and change clothes." ”

"Let's change it on the hovering car!" Gu Hanhan said with a smile, "Because I only got the bonus at five o'clock, I have to pay off the arrears first!"

"Well, how to arrange it tonight. ”

"Find a high-end restaurant for a big meal, then go to Qianmen Street, buy gifts for Anthony, and then go to Tiananmen Square when you come out. Stay at the Forbidden City Hotel for the night!"

"I'm X, if you have a little money, you will burn the bag! You have a whole set of standard procedures for aliens to be slaughtered. When did you become a stupid and money-rich alien?" Zheng Wenwen taunted Gu Hanhan, then turned her head to see Anthony, and quickly explained with a smile: "I don't mean you, handsome guy, I actually just want to express that there is no difference between the vegetables priced at a hundred yuan in the high-end restaurant on the ground and the vegetables served on a plate of one yuan in the dungeon, even if there is a difference, it is also a different degree of arrangement, there is really no need to go." ”

"Nonsense, I don't know if the restaurant on the ground slaughters people?" Gu Hanhan said, "Anthony, it's not like he can't enter the dungeon! Is it to spend 100,000 yuan a day to eat vegetables in the reserved area for one yuan a plate, or to spend a few hundred yuan to eat a big meal in the trade area of 2,000 a day, pigs know how to choose? No wonder you never fail math. ”

"Have you passed math? Give some sunshine and it will shine, you dog's tail flower!"

The two girls fought and quarreled, but in the end, they died down and got back together. Gu Hanhan took Anthony's hand, walked through the square at the exit of the transportation terminal, and went to the opposite side to take a hovercar.

The square was overwhelmingly crowded, and the walk was almost crowded.

"What day is today, is it not a bad year? Gu Hanhan complained, "Why are there so many people!"

"August 1st. Zheng Wenwen said.

Anthony said: "Today is Cosmos Day. ”

Gu Hanhan patted his head and remembered, today is the National Day, there are three days off, no wonder there are so many people!

Gu Hanhan raised his head and saw that the usual advertisements in the sky above the square had been replaced by a stereoscopic projection of the federal president. He's giving a speech on his anniversary—

“...... Today is the year 1548 of the galactic ephemeris, which, according to the ancient custom of the earth, is the year XXXX of the Gregorian calendar. 1,548 years ago today, mankind's first space fleet set sail from Europa and sailed into the unknown depths of the universe without hesitation. On this day, our human footsteps finally stepped out of the solar system for the first time, and since then, the great cause of colonizing the galaxy has begun. Today, we gather here to commemorate this monument in the history of mankind – the great voyage of infinite glory. For thousands of years, countless people with lofty ideals have followed one after another, and heroes have been fearless......"

Anthony sighed imperceptibly.

Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen giggled and talked about Mr. President's face: "Hanhan, do you feel that his face has collapsed a little again?"

"Yes, yes. It's far worse than the election. ”

"He must have had a cosmetic injection during the election in May," a passerby next to him joined in the discussion when he heard them say this, "and now the effects of the medicine have been revealed." ”

"If I had known, I wouldn't have voted for him!"

"It has nothing to do with me," Gu Hanhan spread his hands, "I was still a minor in May, and I didn't have any votes at all." ”

They walked around the edge of the square to the opposite side, and when they passed a movie, they happened to come across a movie that ended. There are a lot of vendors mingling in the crowd to peddle a metallic crown of thorns. Many boys and girls bought it and put it on their heads. The shape of this crown is quite strange, it is drawn from metal materials in the shape of thorn branches, surrounded by a circle on all sides, and the dome is on top of a huge man-made gem. seems to be a prop in the latest epic blockbuster "Heroic Age" - this film is a new work starring an idol superstar that Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen like very much, I was going to see the premiere, but I didn't expect to meet Anthony, I was busy paying back the money all day long, and I didn't have the heart to watch the movie, so it was delayed.

"Ahhh ”

Gu Hanhan took out change to buy three tiaras, and one person gave one. The two girls studied the vast number of boys and girls, put it on their heads, and walked very well with themselves. Anthony was an adult, and he didn't follow their example, but just hooked the crown of his head on his fingers, and had a helpless smile on his face.

A wave of young people who had just finished passing by, who seemed to be students majoring in religious history at some university, were loudly arguing that the design of the crown was clearly a copy of the Holy Thorn Crown of the Galactic Temple. This film has to be banned in countries where the Galactic Temple Cult is the state religion.

"The Holy Thorn Crown of the Galactic Temple Cult, what is that?"

"No, my credit card was swiped with 7,100 yuan yesterday!" Gu Hanhan was furious, "1,100 yuan!"

Zheng Wenwen's mouth opened into an O: "Aliens have captured the earth?"

"I'd rather be aliens who take over the earth," Gu Hanhan held his head in his hands and groaned, "It's miserable, Ms. Li Shufen has to fight with me." ”

Zheng Wenwen blinked her big eyes and said innocently, "I mentally support you to fight against your family, Ms. Li Shufen, if this is useful." But what did you buy? It got to the point of swiping your credit card, and it was more than 7,000 at a time. ”

"That's exactly what I'm going to ask you, okay?" Gu Hanhan crossed his waist, "What the hell happened to me yesterday? It's all because you got me drunk, and I can't remember what I've done until now." ”

Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: "Actually, I'm also drunk." Are you sure I poured you?"

"Who else but you?" Gu Hanhan glanced at Zheng Wenwen and said bitterly, "It's not just credit cards, there is no money left in the wallet, and I don't remember what I bought!"

Zheng Wenwen had a strange look on her face. She took out her wallet and opened it to show Gu Hanhan: "Actually, two hundred yuan in my wallet are missing." When I woke up today, I only had a little change left......"

"Did you really meet someone who robbed the road?" or maybe it was an immortal jump!" Gu Hanhan gasped, "What can I buy for 8,000 yuan? This money is enough for a lifetime in the red light district, right? Even if you buy a big living person, it won't cost 8,000 yuan?"

"No, I'll have to call the police right now. There must be something wrong here! No wonder I feel weird when I wake up in the morning, it turns out that I was deceived by a hateful alien guy! Wenwen, do you remember which cowherd shop we went to last night? Or I went to more than one, if there are more, I have to make a list and hand it over to the police uncle......" Gu Hanhan was about to call as he spoke.

"Wait a minute......" Zheng Wenwen stopped Gu Hanhan, pressed her head and said while recalling: "Don't worry, Hanhan, I seem to have the impression that you did buy something." ”

"What is it?" asked Gu Hanhan expectantly.

Zheng Wenwen thought about it carefully for a while, shook her head, and said, "I can't remember, I just remember that I was asleep and you pulled me up to help you bargain! Oh, I remember, what is that nightclub called Eagle Sauce Club, and the cowherd is quite manly. ”

Fat Manager, Eagle Sauce Club, Cowherd, these keywords are like a key, "snapping" and stabbing open the keyhole in Gu Hanhan's mind, and the chaotic and dark consciousness suddenly lit up-

"Nima, the old lady actually bought a man!"

Gu Hanhan jumped up, grabbed Zheng Wenwen and ran downstairs: "Go, fight with me, you have to let them return the money to me!"

Zheng Wenwen was dragged by Gu Hanhan's strength, and staggered out of the door. While adjusting her pace, she kept taunting Gu Hanhan: "Nani, you said you actually bought a man? God, earth, what's wrong with this world? Is this still the Gu Hanhan I know?"

"Someone else will sleep with a man on their eighteenth birthday, which is the extent of sleeping a few more at a time, Gu Hanhan, you Niu B, you bought the cowherd directly. What kind of spirit is this for a native of the earth, who has no self-interested motives, and who does not hesitate to owe a huge amount of money to take out all the money in his pocket, expand the arc, including the banknotes of friends, and buy an alien cowherd who she can't bring back to the earth at all? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, this is the spirit of international communism, this is the spirit of international communism!"

"Hey, it's really impossible for people to look like, and the sea is incomprehensible. Gu Hanhan, sister has known you for eighteen years, and I have never found that your image is so glorious and tall. It's been eighteen years, and my sister hasn't served you. But this time, my sister is convinced, it's still you Niu X - you are really Niu X, don't return it!"

Gu Hanhan didn't say a word, pursed his lips and rushed forward. Yes, she hasn't been so passive in a fight with Zheng Wenwen when she's grown so big, but she hasn't done anything so heartless when she's grown so big? Gu Hanhan felt angry, regretful, fearful, and all kinds of inexplicable emotions twisted into twists. A thousand words into one: I want to return the goods.