Probably because of the conscious quarrel, Xiao Xiao couldn't win the quarrel, so Aunt Huangmao used her life's last learning, and the [lying for the above] in the thirty-six plans.

She hadn't met anyone who wasn't afraid of this trick, and most people would tremble when they saw her lying down. The cost of lying down for an old lady is much higher than that for a pretty little girl.

The latter will make the wallet bleed at most, and the former is afraid that he will sell his house and car and go bankrupt.

Of course, the two of them, they also need to see people when they lie down. Some old ladies lie down and don't move, this is a relatively poor one, and the deterrent power is not enough.

There is also a kind of lying down and rolling around saying that I am not alive, XX has beaten people, XXX has bullied people. This type of granny is a little stronger than the motionless one, but it's still worse. It's not so much a deterrent as it is a repatable.

Aunt Huang Mao has a lot of experience in this area, and she knows very well what it takes to lie down to have a deterrent effect. It's not motionless, it's not a trick, it's a pretense!

That's right, it's to pretend to be sick. It's normal for the elderly to be a little sick these days, what kind of high blood pressure, what heart disease, and so on.

When she found that she couldn't quarrel with each other, Aunt Huang Mao would use this trick to pretend to be sick. Either he said that he was dizzy from anger, or that his heart was beating unevenly by anger. Then the dead and alive will be dragged to the hospital.

This trick is too ruthless, and ordinary people are not afraid. If Aunt Huangmao is really sick, and she will rely on you, saying that you are angry with her. That's a lot of fun. You must know that the cost of hospital treatment is not cheap now. Casual checks and tests will cost hundreds, and if you really find out the problem, prescribe some medicine, and be hospitalized for tens of thousands of yuan.

Even if you are not sick, just pulling people to the hospital to toss and waste time like this, ordinary people can't stand it. Your yellow-haired aunt is retired and has a lot of time. But other young people still have to go to work.

If she dares to call the police, then Aunt Huangmao is even more afraid, she can even stay in the police station and not leave, anyway, the police don't dare to do anything to her.

So according to past experience, Aunt Huangmao fell to the ground. And after falling to the ground, she pointed at Xiao Xiao with a trembling finger, and she said in an intermittent tone: "You...... You...... You're angry that I have high blood pressure, ouch, no, no. I'm dizzy, and my heart is not good. ”

The yellow-haired aunt, who was still healthy just now, watched at least three hundred rounds of arguing for at least three hundred rounds, fall to the ground so suddenly, and began to tremble. But even so, she didn't forget to pull Xiao Xiao's trouser legs.

Of course, don't pull the other party's trouser legs, what if the other party runs away?

"Get up, don't pretend to be dead!" Xiao Xiao didn't expect Aunt Huangmao to sacrifice such a trick. She could guess that this guy must be playing dead, but she couldn't do anything about it now.

And Aunt Huangmao pulled Xiao Xiao's trouser legs, and said to the director of the supermarket: "Help me call the police, call the ambulance." ”

The director of the supermarket was also confused. He didn't expect that this yellow-haired aunt would be so shameless.

At first, Aunt Huangmao came to scold and complain or something, and the director echoed her and said a few words together. This is a statement from the supermarket, and it is necessary to calm down customer complaints.

Because the service industry is like this, many times, regardless of whether the guest is reasonable or unreasonable, you must treat the other party as if the other party is right, and you must not quarrel with the customer. This is what was repeatedly emphasized during the supermarket job training.

Originally, the director thought about Wang Xuewen, and after this aunt's anger was smoothed out, he changed a price tag for her, and the matter was solved. But this old aunt is a bit too much, she is not only calculating now, but now she is going to become a slander in the store.

If something like this happens in the store, then it's a big problem. It's not good in terms of reputation. So the director didn't call immediately, but said, "Auntie, why don't I send you to the infirmary to rest first?"

As a person who can become a director in a supermarket, one of the best ways for this kind of person is to pound paste.

But Aunt Huangmao didn't get up alive or dead, she played on the ground, and asked to find the police and then check the injury or something, she looked like Xiao Xiao was on it.

And Wang Xuewen also came from behind at this time, and he didn't recognize Zhang Tonglai for a while. He walked in front of Aunt Huangmao and wanted to apologize or something.

And a group of onlookers around them also began to evacuate one after another, and now they have met a laizi, who knows if this yellow-haired aunt will rely on other people at will.

And Zhang Tong, who has been watching this farce staged, only feels inexplicably absurd. Hey, there are really such shameless people in this world, and they seem to be very good. Everyone looked like they couldn't mess with her.

Zhang Tong looked at the yellow-haired aunt who fell to the ground and pretended to be sick, speechless for a while. Her life magnetic field is obviously very strong, and I am afraid that she can live to be healthy until she is eighty or ninety years old.

Speaking of which, who was the guy who fell to the ground in front of him last time? Oh, by the way, it seems to be a very amateur killer. This guy is still locked up, right? Zhang Tong shook his head, since they all like to play tricks and like to lie on the ground, don't blame me there.

Zhang Tong interrupted Xiao Xiao and Wang Xuewen, who were still arguing with Aunt Huangmao, as well as the marketing director. He looked at Aunt Huangmao condescendingly and said in an indifferent tone, "It's not too dirty for you to lie on the ground." ”

Aunt Huang Mao glanced at him, didn't speak, just snorted.

Zhang Tong continued to say to himself: "Hey, do you know that the floor is very cold? The weather is so cold, lying on such a cold floor, you are not afraid of getting cold in your stomach, and you will have diarrhea after a while? I guess if you can't find a toilet for diarrhea, the sin you will suffer after a while is worse than if you pretend to be dead and alive here." “

Aunt Huang Mao continued not to listen, and she also yelled for the people around her to call her to the police. I don't know if there will be people who lack the heart to really help her call the police.

Anyway, Aunt Huangmao didn't listen to persuasion, she lay down, and she wouldn't get up if she didn't see something cheap. Otherwise, didn't you lie down in vain?

The director has to contact the manager in charge of the entire supermarket management to see how to solve this problem. Aunt Huangmao vaguely heard the shopping card or something, and she muttered in her heart: If it is less than 500, no! 1,000 yuan shopping card, the old lady will not get up.

But she had just made up her mind that she would never stand up, when suddenly a pain came from her abdomen. Then there was a gurgling and churning sound, as if the whole stomach and intestines were starting to move.

Huang Mao Ai didn't feel any discomfort before, but at this moment, she felt a surge of defecation. It was as if something huge was about to erupt from his body.

Aunt Huangmao, who was originally planning to continue lying on the ground, jumped up at this time. She can't help it anymore. What high blood pressure, heart disease, all healed in this moment.

She asked the director, who was still surprised, "Where is the toilet?!!!?"

"Huh? Over there. As soon as the director pointed in a direction, the aunt, who was still pretending to be sick, turned on the racing mode. She flew towards the toilet, but the faster she ran, the faster the pain in her stomach felt. It's as if they just don't want to come out after going to the toilet, they crave freedom right now.

It's close, it's close, it's fifty meters, thirty meters, ten meters, one meter from the toilet, open the door toilet door.

Burst~.

Everything doesn't make sense anymore.