Zhen Hao was stunned for a moment, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be such a truth.

Then this fact is too cruel!

It's not just Charles who doesn't think of Deadpool as a mutant, even the handicapped illusion master doesn't think of him as a mutant.

Even to make a more hurtful guess about Deadpool, maybe the Master of Illusions didn't treat Deadpool as a human being...... This guess is too cruel and is likely to cause indelible mental damage to Deadpool, so Zhen Hao thought about it and decided to give him a beautiful lie.

Touching his chin and pretending to ponder for a moment, Zhen Hao looked determined: "It's very simple, the illusion master thinks that you are a human, so he doesn't treat you as a mutant." ”

"Uh......" Deadpool opened his mouth, blinked, thought for a moment, and then nodded in agreement, "Dude, I think what you said makes a lot of sense." ”

Zhen Hao didn't speak, with a polite smile on the corner of his mouth.

It's good if you're happy!

On the side, the dead woman who had recovered from the headache lay on the ground without tears.

Two bastards!

I'm a big beautiful woman lying on the ground delicately, but you go to study what that reformed person thinks, can't you help me up first?

It's so cool, it's so cool!

......

In the circular one-bedroom room, Zhen Hao and Deadpool stood beside Professor X ——— Charles, respectively, touching their chins and contemplating them.

"Hey, man, what kind of illusion did you say the Master of Fantasy had created in Charles's mind? Deadpool's eyes widened with curiosity.

Zhen Hao shook his head and didn't speak.

I don't mean anything else, I just want to say that I don't know, I'm curious, and I want to know.

Deadpool didn't dwell too much on this issue, and continued to ask: "Then you say, will this Charles also have Alzheimer's disease in a hundred years?"

"I don't know. ”

"That ......"

"I don't know!"

"Then ...... him"

"Where do you have so many questions? I don't know, don't ask me, ask to kill you!" Zhen Hao shouted impatiently.

Deadpool nodded, barely quiet for ten seconds, but just when Zhen Hao really thought he was dying, he suddenly spoke again.

"Then you talk about it, this Charles's little ......"

"Bang~!"

The familiar gunshot rang out, Deadpool rushed to the street on the spot, Zhen Hao blew the green smoke from the muzzle, and suddenly felt that his soul was sublimating.

"Well done!"

A man and a woman, old and young, cheered at the same time.

The Dead Girl walks over the levitation bridge, and Professor X, who has fallen into a coma due to the illusion master's vision, also wakes up.

Looking at Zhen Hao, Professor X smiled kindly: "Hello, my name is Charles." ”

After speaking, he stretched out his thumb to Zhen Hao: "Man, you should have done this a long time ago." ”

Zhen Hao nodded and didn't speak, from Professor X's words, it could easily deduce that this old guy woke up early, but he didn't open his eyes, and he was eavesdropping on his whispers with Deadpool all the time.

I've confirmed the eyes, this is also a careful-eyed guy with a knife in his smile.

For this kind of old coward with no positive energy, Zhen Hao has never been used to it, bluffed his face, suddenly made a move, and with a "snap", he slapped directly on the shiny brain door of Professor X.

"What are you laughing at? What do you want to do with me? As a prisoner, be honest with me, and then I will carve the word 'morning' on your head." ”

Professor X was stupid, and he felt a real pain coming from the top of his head, and his brain suddenly buzzed, and his heart was in turmoil.

What's going on, aren't these two guys here to save his allies?

How is this ...... Why did you slap him on the head?

It's been decades, and since he lost his father, this is the first time that someone has slapped his head in such a reprimanding tone!

There is also a dead woman who has the same psychology as Professor X, and when she saw the legendary Professor X being beaten in the head, she was at a loss for the first time.

But the second time, when she heard Zhen Hao's "captive", her heart was broken.

I knew it...... I knew it!

The way these two men acted, and the conversation between them, had nothing to do with decency at all.

It turned out that because of the preconceived idea of saving her life, she just regarded Zhen Hao and Deadpool as melon-eating people who were both good and evil, and she didn't think about villains at all.

But now it seems that combined with Zhen Hao's physical therapy method and Deadpool's performance as a pervert, these two guys are definitely not a good thing!

Suddenly the situation was terrible!

Having just gotten out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den, what should she do now to get out of this predicament?

Wait online, it's in a hurry!

Confused, the dead woman stood beside Zhen Hao, not knowing what to do......

"Hehe, kid, don't pretend, I can see that you are a good person. Professor X said kindly.

Good eyesight!

It's a pity that it's useless.

With a "snap", the brain melon was slapped again, and the kindness on Professor X's face completely stiffened.

Zhen Hao picked his nostrils, glued a piece of unknown object to Professor X's head, wiped his hands on his shoulders at the same time, and finally patted his face gently, and said arrogantly: "Who are you calling a child? ”

Charles: o_o ......

Dead Woman: "......"

"Bang~!"

Just then, a strange voice came.

Deadpool slapped his skull and staggered up from the ground, and said angrily, "Bastard, this is the first time? I'm your captain, you've ever seen a team member who always beats the captain!"

"Yes, a guy with a straw hat who aspires to be the ——— of One Piece, and his crew is yelling at him to kill him every episode. Zhen Hao said.

Deadpool was furious: "Damn, he just yelled, and he didn't really cut it, obviously he was stopped by someone every time!"

"But no one stopped me, and they even applauded. ”

......

What are they talking about?

Why can't we understand at all?

Professor X and the Dead Girl were confused, and Professor X also felt that the conversation between the two sand sculptures was hiding a shocking secret that he didn't know.

In the corridor, the Death Girl blankly pushed Professor X, who was stroking the bald head and old face with a confused face, to lead the way, while Zhen Hao and Deadpool followed behind and shouted five and six.

"Prisoner, hurry up and take me to your imprisoned companions, or I'll smash your ass. ”

Zhen Hao held a one-meter-long steel bar, knocked on the wall of the corridor, and shouted arrogantly like a sheep.

The Dead Woman stumbled under her feet, then quickly stabilized her body and quickened her pace.

Deadpool was stunned from the sidelines, and Zhen Hao's feeling of being high made him want to go crazy with envy and jealousy.

"Hey, man, I'm the captain, that's what I should shout. Deadpool sticks to Zhen Hao's side, in vain to get a piece of the pie.

"No, no, no, anyone can shout this, only the boss can't shout. Zhen Hao waved his hand, and said nonsense with a serious face: "As the boss of the team, you must look like the boss, you must sit in the rear of the big and look cold, even if you want to shout, you have to hand it over to the younger brother under your hand to shout, how can the boss shout directly." ”

Deadpool blinked, and asked, "Really?"

"Why not? Think about the Avenger's black brine egg, as the titular boss of S.H.I.E.L.D., when did he not stay in the rear and command?" Zhen Hao said.

"Isn't it because he's too weak?"

Zhen Hao nodded, and then shook his head: "Weakness is only one aspect, on the other hand, he still has to command the battle, and his role should not be underestimated...... What are you talking about? I warn you to be honest, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Frightened by the death girl and Professor X, who lowered their heads and didn't know what they were communicating, Zhen Hao continued: "So as the captain of our X special attack team, you only need to stay honest in the back, and leave the dirty work, tired work, shouting work, etc. directly to the younger brother to do." ”

......

Deadpool looked at Zhen Hao, who looked serious, and then at the Death Girl and Professor X who led the way in front of him, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of it for a while.

After a moment of silence, Deadpool felt that he still couldn't do this: "Man, although what you said is very reasonable, but I thought about it carefully, the people who can pretend to be forced are Tony and the captain who are rushing to the front line, and the black braised egg does not have any super-burning shots at all, I think I can burn a conductor at the same time." ”

"You can't. ”

"I can do it!"

"No, you misunderstood what I meant. Zhen Hao looked serious and serious: "I mean, with your setting, you can't burn in this life." ”

Deadpool was furious: "Nonsense! Isn't the shot of me beating the villain on the bridge at the beginning of [Deadpool One] burning?"

"Isn't it, brother? No, no, it's not a little dragon trick that other superheroes can do with a few casual hits, you don't say anything for more than ten or twenty minutes, and you get bruises all over your body, you are also called burning?" Zhen Hao looked surprised.

Deadpool was annoyed: "That's the screenwriter's arrangement, what's my business? If I let me do it myself, I promise to kill them all in ten seconds!"

As he spoke, as if to prove his might, Deadpool pulled out the Erdman Twin Blades and showed a knife curtain for slashing bullets.

However, halfway through the performance, his hand slipped, and the Erdman alloy knife pulled a bloody cut in Deadpool's leg.

"Ahh———h

With a "clang", the two knives fell to the ground, and Deadpool rolled and wailed on the ground with his thighs in his arms.

Zhen Hao: "......"

Dead Woman: "......"

Professor X: "......"

The three stages of the eagle's breath are terrifying!

Pulling the corners of his mouth, Zhen Hao chuckled lightly and squatted beside Deadpool: "Do you know how those fans of our Huaguo describe you?"

"What?" the rolling Deadpool paused.

"Little. The corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose wildly: "They all call you 'little cheap'." ”

Unable to roll on the ground to avoid the embarrassing topic of whether to burn or not, Deadpool leaned over to Zhen Hao and said excitedly, "Really? They would call me 'Eagle with Wings Outstretched'...... I love them so much!"

“NoNoNo。 Zhen Hao waved his hand again and again, and his smile gradually became perverted: "You misunderstood, the accurate translation should be little backlash." ”

"Wait a minute!" Deadpool's eyes widened, his right hand in his ear, "Excuse me, you just said Little b* b*?"

Zhen Hao didn't speak, nodding frantically with a smile that he couldn't hold back.

Deadpool walked around in a rage, scratching his scalp frantically with his big hand through the hood, and the blow really hurt the child's liver.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Deadpool raised his foot and kicked it hard against the wall of the hallway.

"Hiss~!hiss~Wought F......"

Deadpool screamed and collapsed to the ground, huddled together with his swollen thumbs, grievances and pain welling up in his heart, leaving two lines of unassuming tears in the corners of his eyes.

Wretched!

In the end, it is still a sand sculpture that has brought countless joy to the majority of classmates, Zhen Hao sighed, squatted down and patted Deadpool's head, and comforted: "Actually, they are not talking about you, but the Canadian who was killed by you once, Litte...... Puff~Haha!I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you, I just thought of something funny...... Trust me, I'm a professional!"

Unless you can't help it!

Taking two deep breaths, Zhen Hao tried his best to suppress his smile, and said seriously: "That Canadian is Litte B* B*, and their full name for you should be "Eagle Flying in the Desert". ”

“...... Really?"

Deadpool raised his head and looked at Zhen Hao with a hint of bitterness and helplessness in his tone.

"Of course!" Zhen Hao said categorically.

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Lie to you that you're a puppy. ”

"No, it's a liar!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you!"

As soon as the words fell, Deadpool suddenly came back to life full of blood, and got up from the ground with a bang, his hands on his hips, and looked up at forty-five degrees to the sky.

"Ah~ha———"

The laughter is arrogant and rampant, and the villain is very ambitious.

Zhen Hao's smile was almost uncontrollable again, so he hurriedly waved the steel bar and knocked on the wall of the corridor, shouting at the dead woman and Professor X who stopped to watch in front of him: "What are you looking at? Don't hurry up and lead the way!"

Didn't you stop by yourselves?!

Death's feminine chest hurt, she rolled her eyes at Zhen Hao, and pushed Professor X to continue walking, her long legs moving fast.

Half a minute later, Deadpool's laughter gradually fell, and he came to Zhen Hao's side again: "Hey, man, what do my enthusiastic fans mean when they say 'Flying Eagle in the Desert'?

After speaking, Deadpool took out a small notebook and a pen from behind his buttocks, and looked at Zhen Hao expectantly.

He was to take note of these compliments and build up capital for his future boasting.

Zhen Hao was stunned, looked at Deadpool's buttocks, and looked confused: "No, where did you get this notebook and pen?"

"Snatch it from the hand of the sand sculpture screenwriter over there...... Ahem, pick it up, yes, pick it up!"

Zhen Hao scratched his head, looked at the ordinary surroundings, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind: "Wade, is the way you cross is to run from this set to another set?"

"I don't know. Deadpool was impatiently perfunctory, and then continued, "You quickly answer my question, what does the 'eagle flying in the desert' mean?"

Zhen Hao shrugged: "Okay, since you want to know, then I'll tell you directly, but I can't say it explicitly, I can only tell you that the eagle can also be called an 'eagle' in our country." ”

After speaking, without stopping, Zhen Hao quickly caught up with the dead woman who was pushing a wheelchair in front.

scared the little girl.

"Eagle?" Deadpool muttered with a frown, "Eagles flying in the desert...... Carved ...... in the desert Sand sculptures, sand sculptures!"

The tone gradually increased, and Deadpool was immediately furious, drew his twin knives and rushed towards Zhen Hao with a scream: "Damn! you are the sand sculpture, I am the ......"

Before he finished speaking, two crimson rays suddenly shot in front of him, and Zhen Hao and the Death Girl dodged sideways.

As a result, a crimson ray of light flew over Professor X's head, colliding with Deadpool, who had no time to react.

"Boom~!"

Deadpool didn't even have time to scream, and instantly exploded all over the ground, and a dead man's head coincidentally fell into Professor X's arms.

Professor X: "......"

Looking at the dead man's head wrapped in a hood in his arms, Professor X was silent for a moment, feigning a momentary miss, allowing it to slip out of his hand and roll all the way to the feet of Cyclops, hidden in the shadows right in front of him.

As one of the few mutants with a powerful energy attack class to be apprehended, William Stryker certainly won't let Cyclops go easily.

On the day of his arrest, he used the brain secretions of his son, the master illusionist ——— Jason Stryker, to mind control him.

However, this should be the last mutant in the world to be controlled by ordinary people with this means.

Because when Professor X went out, after confirming that the transformed illusion master was not saved, he gave him a human brain death, and then completely burned him to slag.

"Bang~!"

Cyclops kicks Deadpool's dead head off his feet and emerges from the shadows.

Ruthless + black sunglasses, the sense of déjà vu of the Matrix, if he can maintain this temperament all the time, I believe that his corner ——— piano will definitely not be easily pried away by Logan.

"Zizizi~!"

The two sweeping red lights struck again, and Zhen Hao and the Dead Girl dodged back and forth.

Plus one, don't say much and do it directly, the corner of the wall will definitely not be pried away!

It's a pity that his original face is a cowardly man, and in the face of Qin's invitation, he will only prevaricate with 'I won't do it with my own woman'.

Once or twice, she was still very moved, but after three or four or even ten times, the ordinary daily life could not give Qin the stimulation she wanted, and she gradually began to get impatient, and finally succeeded in poaching by another reckless man.

Logan: That's right, that's me!