Xiao Jiujiu said: "My aunt's car, she went abroad for further study, I drove it first, which big star did you see driving the Beetle?"

Zhang Chi looked at the front, and then at the back: "It's blocked!"

Xiao Jiujiu said: "The capital is like this, as soon as it arrives at this point, it will be blocked, such a heavy rain, I will come out to pick you up, and catch up with the big traffic jam, am I sincere enough, right?"

Zhang Chi said: "What did you just say on the phone?"

Xiao Jiujiu knew that he was mentioning that he was apologizing to her, and said with a smile: "Killing people is not enough, it's almost over, don't get cheap and sell well, the big man's heart and eyes are like sesame seeds." ”

Zhang Chi laughed: "I'm a little confused, why did you suddenly believe me?"

Xiao Jiujiu said: "Anyway, I found it out, this matter has nothing to do with you." "The Beetle is stuck in place and motionless, and the wipers are swinging back and forth from left to right, which is a bit strange and panicked.

Xiao Jiujiu finally told the truth, the cause of the incident was that her younger brother Xiao Chunan was fine after applying the plaster, Liu Baozhu heard the news from him, Xiao Jiujiu found that his younger brother was playing with the newly bought Lego, so he became suspicious, and he sold himself for a long time.

Zhang Chi was not surprised, and reminded her with a smile: "Your younger brother has to educate well, otherwise he will ...... in the future" Xiao Chunan was the most disgusting child he had ever seen.

Xiao Jiujiu interrupted him and said, "Haven't you given your face?" ”

"Yes, I'm too lazy to care, and when you are cheated by him in the future, you will regret not listening to the old man. ”

is still stuck in traffic, Xiao Jiujiu is idle, and he continues to punch in on that cheeky face with angry eyes, but Zhang Chi didn't feel the slightest anger value, Xiao Jiujiu suddenly laughed: "Do you think he just cheated me?"

Zhang Chi said: "Anyway, you can't pit me." ”

Xiao Jiujiu said: "Think you're very smart? There's something I forgot to tell you, there is a monitor in the living room of my uncle's house." ”

Zhang Daxianren suddenly petrified when he heard this, I am a child, Xiao Jiujiu, you are bad enough, why didn't you remind me earlier.

Thinking of the scene when he separated Xiao Jiujiu from the nanny, and then intimidated Xiao Chunan, this guy was a little scared, afraid that this matter would be known by the head of the department.

He hurriedly smiled and said, "You helped delete it." ”

Xiao Jiujiu sighed and said, "It's late, I don't know what you did at the time, but my aunt has to call up the surveillance video at home every day to see her baby son, and the result is ...... Ho ho!"

Zhang Chi's whole person is not good, ho ho fart, I finally understand why I suddenly asked me to report in advance, arranged for me to be a volunteer, and arranged a basement for me as a dormitory, it turned out that Director Xiao had a personal vendetta.

The car in front finally began to move, Xiao Jiujiu followed the car in front, glanced at him by the way, and found that he was emotionally stable and full of mental state, a little strange that he hadn't hit him yet, and the psychological quality of this guy was too strong.

Zhang Chi asked innocently, "Where are you taking me to masturbate?"

Xiao Jiujiu frowned, very disgusted, outsiders don't force themselves to integrate into the local area so quickly, painting a tiger is not an anti-dog, what is it called where to go to it?

She wanted to correct this guy, but she immediately considered a possibility, this thing is not a good person, he has so many ghost ideas, cunning and cunning, he said it on purpose, oh my God! Why am I so careless to let a dangerous and bad guy with bad intentions get into my car.

Isn't there often such a plot in a horror movie? This thing really laughs like a crazy man.

Although Xiao Jiujiu thought so, she was not afraid at all, she and Zhang Chi had already had a profound confrontation, although the last confrontation ended in her defeat, but she also mastered a big killing weapon.

Uncle is Zhang Chi's department head, no matter how many eyes you have, you can't jump out of my uncle's five-finger mountain, no matter how bad you are, I will try it with one finger.

Well, the scar forgot the pain, and she forgot that the ulna was broken by this guy's big face two days ago.

Xiao Jiujiu definitely didn't mean to misinterpret Zhang Chi, Zhang Chi's goods are wilted, there is nothing in the world that can't be solved by a barbecue, Xiao Jiujiu invited himself to eat barbecue just to apologize, right? Just to apologize for misunderstanding, it seems that there is no need for that, and it is not in line with her character.

Xiao Jiujiu took Zhang Chi to a barbecue restaurant called Barbecue Life, which sounds a bit deep, but Zhang Chi thinks that this name is too pretty, barbecue is barbecue, what do you have to do with life?

Do you know what a barbecue life is? I have been burning a fire in front of the Qiankun stove in Tushi Palace for hundreds of years, and I don't dare to say that I have understood life thoroughly, and I understand life after eating a barbecue?

The barbecue restaurant is too clean, and there is no fireworks in ordinary barbecue restaurants, so Xiao Jiujiu called in advance to reserve a seat.

Zhang Chi followed her into the cubicle, I don't feel open enough, it's too clean, there is no smoke and there is no feeling of skewers, eating barbecue, the feeling of masturbation is very important, this store is not open for long!

Xiao Jiujiu said: "Just order whatever you want to eat, I'll have a treat tonight, and there won't be this restaurant in this village." After saying that, she laughed: "I shouldn't have met an acquaintance to help me get rid of the order today." ”

Zhang Chi smiled: "Think beautifully, I don't know many people in the capital, and my face is not so big, how can anyone settle the bill for me, but you are a big star, there are so many fans, it is possible to help settle the bill, by the way, do you have any illegitimate food?"

Xiao Jiujiu glanced at him and said: "You don't bother me, I am a poor student like you, I am not a big star, and I have the face to say, my good star career has ruined you." "She still hasn't completely let go of this matter.

Zhang Chile said: "It's okay, it's gold that always shines, you look so handsome, the director in the entertainment industry will find you sooner or later." ”

"Get out, isn't it tickling?" Xiao Jiujiu scolded with a smile, feeling relaxed with Zhang Chi, after all, he was the same age, and the mouth of this product was particularly amusing.

Zhang Chi looked through the menu, and gave it back to Xiao Jiujiu: "You order, you big city people have so many barbecue routines, I have difficulty choosing." ”

Xiao Jiujiu ordered a few special features, and when he placed the order, Zhang Chi said to the waiter: "Add two more strings of sheep balls and four strings of oily kidneys." ”

Originally, I wanted to bake some more sheep whips or something, but I didn't want Xiao Jiujiu to think that he was too inferior, so he should be a gentleman.

Xiao Jiujiu said in his heart, are you holding back the bad? I went out with a girl to eat barbecue, and it was embarrassing for me to deliberately order these things, but I think about it, I also relied on myself to invite him here, and said that he should order it.

Forget it, anyway, he doesn't eat by himself, he eats what he likes, and he likes to make up for what he likes, Xiao Jiujiu is still quite atmospheric in this regard.

Zhang Chi smiled: "It's delicious!"

Xiao Jiujiu was very smart and didn't answer: "What to drink?"

"Let's make a draft beer!"

Xiao Jiujiu asked for a glass of freshly squeezed juice.

After the wine came up, Xiao Jiujiu took the initiative to raise his glass and touched it with Zhang Chi: "I'm sorry, I scolded you wrong today." ”

Zhang Chi smiled: "It's okay, I have a big heart, and I don't hold grudges against you." If such a beautiful girl invites me to dinner every day, I don't mind being scolded by you every day. ”

Xiao Jiujiu smiled, full of charm, this guy is quite good at talking.

Zhang Chi took a big sip of beer, picked up a string of sheep balls, and took half of it in one gulp, it tasted really good.

Xiao Jiujiu said: "What did Liang Xiuyuan say when she saw you that day?"

Zhang Chi knew that her motive for inviting herself to dinner was not so simple, and what kind of apology was simply a disguise, Zhang Chi put down the wine glass and said: "You want to know so much, why don't you ask her directly?"

Xiao Jiujiu said: "Can she tell me the truth?"

Zhang Chi said: "I may not be honest with you. ”

Xiao Jiujiu laughed: "You, you're a good person, I'm much more at ease with you than with her." ”

Zhang Chi said: "As soon as you come up, you will send me a good person card, does it imply that I must not beat your idea." ”

Xiao Jiujiu said: "I can't stop what you think, but I can stop myself." She narrowed a pair of clear eyes and looked at Zhang Chi and said, "Don't you have a girlfriend anymore?"

Zhang Chi said: "Girlfriends are not for life. ”

Xiao Jiujiu's eyes widened suddenly, like a cat that saw a mouse, and then gritted his teeth exaggeratedly, squeezing out two words from between the two rows of white and neat teeth.

"Scumbag!"

Zhang Chi said: "Generally speaking, the probability of a beautiful woman meeting a scumbag is relatively high. ”

Xiao Jiujiu nodded in agreement: "I agree with this, I would like to give you a drink." ”

The two clinked glasses, and Zhang Chi said: "Especially beauties with low IQs have a higher chance of meeting scumbags!"

Xiao Jiujiu knew that he was hurting himself, but he didn't get angry, and calmly counterattacked: "Is there a problem with your girlfriend's IQ?"

Zhang Chi said with a smile: "What do you think? The girl who was admitted to Shuimu has a problem with the science champion in Yannan Province?"

Xiao Jiujiu couldn't see him like this: "Hehe, that is low emotional intelligence, otherwise you can be deceived!"

Zhang Chi said: "Xiao Jiujiu, how do you feel about me when you look at me from the eyes of a normal woman?"

Xiao Jiujiu was about to answer, but Zhang Chi interrupted her again: "You better don't answer, you have a mental problem." ”

Xiao Jiujiu had the urge to grab the iron hammer and poke him: "You have a mental problem." ”

Zhang Chi nodded and said, "How can you see it? I have a mental problem, an ancestral one, or I would have become an orphan." ”

Xiao Jiujiu was a little convinced when he heard this: "Your parents are gone?"

Zhang Chi sighed and said, "Not only my parents, my grandfather, grandmother, grandfather, and grandmother are all gone, only I am lucky to be alive." ”

Xiao Jiujiu bit his lip, a little panicked, but still a little curious: "How did you die?"

Zhang Chi said: "It's all because of my father!"

"Ahh......h

Zhang Chi knew from her suddenly bloodless face that her brain was going astray, in fact, it was no wonder that Xiao Jiujiu was doing this, he deliberately took her into the ditch from the beginning.

Since he didn't mind acting in a full set, this guy nodded sadly, and then said, "Don't mention it, I'm not in the mood to eat." "Rubbing off a big waist in one bite, tons and tons of tons, a bunch of draft beer bottomed out again.

"Boss again!"

Xiao Jiujiu was really in no mood to eat, looking at the neatly arranged iron chisels in front of this guy, dense, with a cold light at the tip, which made her shudder, strange, I didn't have dense phobia in the past.

Looking at Zhang Chi on the other side, I felt that this guy's smile had also become eerie, as if he might grab the iron hammer and poke it in his face at any time.

Xiao Jiujiu began to make up the next scene in his brain, if this guy suddenly went crazy and grabbed the iron hammer and poked himself, he should start first, splash his big face with a drink, and then smash his head with a glass.

Suddenly, Zhang Chi picked up a meat skewer and poked it at her, Xiao Jiujiu reacted quickly, immediately leaned back, grabbed the drink cup and prepared to fight back, but fortunately, it was reflected in time, and Zhang Chi took the initiative to hand her a meat skewer.

Zhang Chi looked at Xiao Jiujiu, who was overreacting, and said with a wicked smile: "Do you want to splash me with a drink, and then smash it on my head with a glass?"

Xiao Jiujiu was guessed by him, and his pretty face was a little hot: "Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain." "My heart is still full of vigilance, this guy is a family hereditary mental illness, and his father wiped out his family.

Oh my God, why should I invite him to dinner, and in this kind of place where murder weapons are provided, what if he goes berserk and attacks me, what if he scratches my face? When a woman encounters danger, the first thing she thinks of is not to save her life, but not to be disfigured by the bad guys.

The waiter brought a bunch of beer, Xiao Jiujiu wanted to run away a little, he didn't expect that there was such a big risk in eating, the more he looked at this guy, the more abnormal his laughter became, he was really a little nervous.

Zhang Chi felt Xiao Jiujiu's sudden low pressure, and said deliberately: "Why don't you eat?

"I'm in a bad mood!"

Are you in a good mood to eat barbecue face-to-face with a psychopath?

Zhang Chi said: "Why don't you ask what happened to my family?"

Xiao Jiujiu shook his head busily: "I don't have a hobby of snooping on other people's privacy. She raised her wrist and looked at the time, which was a hint of Zhang Chi, let's leave when you are full, and I won't let you get in the car when you turn around and say anything.

Rainy night, beetle, widow, lonely man, this man is still an ancestral psychopath, his father wiped out his whole family, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

Zhang Chi said: "It's only been fifteen minutes, how do I feel that I am particularly attached to you, I want to tell you, this matter has been in my heart for many years." ”

Xiao Jiujiu said in his heart that I don't fall in love with you, dare you treat me as a recycling bin, you want to say that I don't want to listen, it's too human, if I listen to you, I have to have a psychological shadow.

It's easy for you to pour it out, in case I can't empty it, your negativity will remain in my body forever, and those bloody past must not become my lingering nightmares?

Xiao Jiujiu hurriedly stopped him and said, "Everyone has to have secrets, don't tell your secrets." ”

Zhang Chi said: "Don't say that I'm uncomfortable, I have to find someone to share it, right?"

Sharing your big-headed ghost, Xiao Jiujiu scolded in his heart, why should I share it with you? I am not your classmate, nor your friend, nor your relative, nor your wife, why are you asking me to share it?

But after all, she invited someone to come over today, and she must maintain a minimum of politeness, Xiao Jiujiu said: "I don't study psychology, so I know a psychiatrist......

"I just wanted to tell you!"

Xiao Jiujiu is a little crazy, I don't want to hear it, I really want to put a switch on my ears, no, I should put a switch on his mouth, so that he can rot all those sensational bloody experiences in his stomach.