Chapter 119: Funny
Is the president of the student council can you @ directly?
This is not a big news, a few years ago there was such a ridiculous case in a certain school - the strange combination of bureaucracy of the student body, like the wind and rain, inseparable, at that time it was called a clumsy imitation, not compared to ability, not compared to academics, gangs and circles are over.
Its official authority and demeanor are better than the real government.
Many people on the Internet recall their time on campus and have a similar attitude towards this.
The student union is good and bad, but whether it is good or bad, there is almost no place to praise, even if there is no black history, it is quite good, and the overall image has become more vulgar and utilitarian in recent years.
......
It is impossible for a college student at Huaguo Imperial Capital Normal University to make such a low-level mistake.
It's the age of the Internet!
Public opinion has great power!
Everyone knows, even a fool understands that once the chat record is uploaded to the Internet, not to mention that Liu Ying's position is 100% gone, the entire student union, and even the school reputation, will be seriously negatively hit.
So add a funny.
Wait? What? You say I'm vexatious, maliciously humiliating, I can see clearly with my eyes open, I'm clearly funny, I can't afford to joke so seriously?
......
This moment.
Tang Jun's mobile phone screen.
He looked down at the colorful handwriting of QQ members.
"Who is this man? β
"Looks like they came to me last week...... Let me send her to a class reunion. β
Tang Jun was a little confused, and looked at it carefully, whether he could open the Ferrari or not had nothing to do with the president of the @not@student union.
Seems like a joke.
But when I think about it a little, it seems to have the meaning of hating the rich and attracting hatred.
Follow.
Another line of text appeared on the chat interface of the QQ group.
To be more precise, it was a flashing and bell-and-whistle font that was eye-catching, and it was not clear at all, and it took a few seconds to see clearly: "Please pay attention to your identity and the way you speak in the future????
It was the same person who had just spoken.
Group nickname: Liu Ying.
Group Identification: Director of the Department of External Relations
She was extremely disgusted with Tang Jun, her eyes were red and jealous, why did she live on less than 3,000 a month, and she traveled by subway bus and bicycle, while others could drive a Ferrari when they were in school.
This society is not fair.
She wants to gain supreme human dignity and pleasure by suppressing and teaching Tang Jun.
Of course......
She knew it......
In these years, you can do whatever you want if you have money, not to mention that you can afford to buy a Ferrari before you graduate, so it is best not to offend too much, so as not to have trouble in the future.
So in order to prevent Tang Jun from getting angry, Liu Ying added a funny expression to every sentence: "You can attack when you advance, and you can defend when you retreat, I'm so witty." β
She wants to praise her wisdom, which is too wise.
On the one hand, if Tang Jun is angry, she can be wronged, people obviously added funny .jpg, but she just made a harmless joke, why be so serious...... Then find someone to cry, and the online world treats women very preferentially, Tang Jun's reputation is destined to explode, countless people despise and spurn, accuse and abuse, drive a Ferrari and think that he is amazing, he can bully the little fairy?
That's right. β
'I am fearless, I stand for justice, and behind me stand thousands of sisters. β
On the other hand, it would be better if Tang Jun wasn't angry.
Really not angry?
How can it be!
It's just that the dumb eats coptis, and I can't say the bitterness, I believe that many people have experienced similar experiences - obviously angry but nowhere to tell, angry and angry in vain, think about it and feel unwilling, but can only endure it and persuade yourself to take a step back and open the sky.
She was immersed in the righteous world of her heart, swimming in the sea of pleasure, smiling like a flower, her face flushed, and silently watching the changes in the group chat interface.
Liu Ying just likes the look of 'Tang Jun, you want to be angry, you want to fight back, but you can't help me'!
Knock knock~
A picture appears in the group chat.
Liu Ying was stunned for a moment, and when she looked at it, her face instantly turned white.
I saw Tang Jun take a screenshot of the chat history, fix it, eliminate the funny, and post it to the group, Liu Ying felt a little guilty.
It's no funny, and the careful thinking is immediately exposed...... She was straightforward, but also a little angry: "What do you mean? I can't make a joke, do you, you want to post it on the Internet to mess with me?"
The other side.
Tang Jun is not extraordinary, not golden-red, and does not restrain the color of contempt.
"Don't worry, no one will mess with you, don't give it away for nothing. β
Tang Jun typed quickly: "Besides, what's wrong with me driving a Ferrari, don't steal, don't rob, don't cheat, I have to consider your mood when I spend money? Nine years of compulsory education has given you a real waste, it is recommended to go back to primary school to repeat it, funny .jpg"
When the two texts were issued, Liu Ying's face changed again, and she remembered the painful past.
She usually sees such a good car on the street, and she can't help but have her eyes lit up.
She also wants to take pictures, get up close and personal with expensive supercars like Ferrari and Lamborghini, and even sit in the car.
It's a pity that it doesn't look good!
She was lucky enough to meet two car owners with an embarrassed and polite smile, which was more critical and hurtful than a direct refusal.
Liu Ying was furious: "How did you speak! You apologize to me immediately!"
Tang Jun smiled, and asked rhetorically without answering: "Didn't you just order all the officers to pay attention to their identities and speaking styles, what is your identity...... Oh, I know, a student union minister, a particularly noble person, I don't know how much the graduation salary is, will it lower the average salary of fresh graduates, it is said that many enterprises and companies do not accept the class elite of the student union, after all, there is official authority, dare not look at it, funny .jpg"
Liu Ying was angry, @ε ¨δ½ζε, and sent a few more voice messages.
"Don't, why are you suddenly angry? I'm just joking with you, last week you asked me to drive you to a neighboring school a kilometer away to find high school classmates, but unfortunately I wasn't available that day, and I didn't know you well, so I didn't send it, it seems that Senior Sister Liu has always held a grudge. Tang Jun sighed and sent two Ferrari steering wheels: "In fact, this car is not very comfortable to drive, it is very noisy, it is easy to disturb the people, it is a graught machine, and it tires people to death when it runs long distances...... The view is not good, the air conditioning is not good, the cost performance is not high, the key travel is inconvenient, and many roads cannot be walked...... After talking about so many shortcomings, Senior Sister Liu, don't buy it, do you hear it clearly. β
"Just listen clearly. β
"I like the way you look down on and can't afford it. β
After posting, Tang Jun added: "I'm sorry I almost forgot to add this: funny .jpg, funny jpg"
There was a dead silence in the group chat.
Many student council members silently observed without saying a word.
There are the same examples of funny life-saving, such as swearing words integrated into memes, as if they were not swearing.
In his own way, he gave back to his body, Tang Jun's combination punch was beaten, Liu Ying didn't expect it at all, and she didn't know how to deal with such an incomprehensible funny way.
At this time, due to Liu Ying@ all the members several times, dozens of people were watching the seemingly silent group chat, as if the scene of the incident, and everyone turned into melon-eating people.
Scroll up the chat history,
Read them one by one,
Everyone was surprised and dazed, what a strange situation, the cause of the incident was actually Tang Jun @ the student union leader/seat.
"Tsk, I looked through the chat records, and it turned out that Liu Ying was looking for trouble first. β
"If you want me to say, @δΈδΈεΎζ£εΈΈ, it's nothing. β
"Tang Jun should apologize!"
"It's really cautious, no grace,-for-tat and doesn't know how to be humble to girls...... Hmph, if he invites me to take a Ferrari for a ride, I won't agree!!"
"Liu Ying is usually used to putting on a show, and there was a freshman who sent a message before, and accidentally typed her name wrong, she was punished for writing it a hundred times, and she also sent it to the QQ group to report criticism...... However, she is tactful, she always leaves a way back for herself, and if she makes a mistake, she can find a reason, and she is very good with the student union host/seat, and the two are best friends of the opposite sex...... Looking at it, Tang Jun is still powerful, and Liu Ying is silent. β
Everyone communicates in private, and everyone has different opinions and opinions.
Some laughed out loud, they couldn't get used to Liu Ying for a long time, this melon is really sweet.
Some of them are full of righteous indignation, and they can't wait to immediately speak out in support of Liu Ying, defeat Tang Jun, and return the world to the light of justice and the correct trajectory.
At this very moment.
An entry effect flashed at the top of the QQ group chat interface.
"The leader of the group is here!"
"Brother Qi has finally appeared!"
"Wasn't Tang Jun very arrogant just now? Qi Sheng, the supreme person in charge of the student union, was present, and he would definitely suppress his lawless arrogance, and he dared to talk back to his senior sister, or the leader of the student union, waiting to be criticized. β
"Actually, Tang Jun said that my heart is difficult...... Everyone is a student, it seems to be divided into three, six, nine and so on, who said that freshmen must bow to their seniors and say hello, just one or two more years, there should be no left and right respect between us. β
"I think Brother Qi will say that harmony is precious. β
"On the one hand, there are girlfriends of the opposite sex, and on the other hand, Tang Jun, who is usually low-key and does not show off, it is estimated that Brother Qi is also embarrassed. β
It is estimated that the big things are turned into small things, and the small things are turned into nothing, and everyone is turning their minds.
And at the moment.
Liu Ying narrowed her Danfeng eyes and smiled, winning in her hands.
'Teach him to be a man!'
'The authority of our student council cannot be provoked!'
Liu Ying knew that Tang Jun's family background was very good.
But so what.
No matter how good the family conditions are, the student union is the most important student organization under the leadership of the school and under the guidance of the Youth League Committee.
Yes.
Tang Jun's family is good, it is useless, in the school, the student union is the sky, in charge of all affairs and scholarship evaluation - at least Liu Ying thinks so from the bottom of her heart, she takes it as the truth, but she can't say it.
She firmly believes that this is also true in the real world.
For example, the unspoken rules of the industry have always existed, is it impossible to deny it?
So she sent a message in the group: "I just want to ask if the current school atmosphere should be rectified @Qi Sheng @Tang Jun"
Qi Sheng: "Yes. β
The next moment.
Liu Ying's avatar is still there, and the group nickname has become a series of QQ numbers, and everyone is stunned.
Click on her avatar,
Enter the personal interface,
A message is displayed that this person is no longer in the group!
"@ει§"
There was a dead silence in the group, and everyone was stunned, and they watched Qi Sheng send a text: "Is Brother Tang satisfied?