Chapter 282: Killing Cats and Setting an Example for Phoenixes
But after thinking about it, this job is really suitable for me, you say these girls, you can't find fault with them, let the second uncle do it to them, and the second uncle can't get into the play. Xi Fan can do it, but Xi Fan is stunned, the second uncle beats a sandbag, unless it is deformed, or it can't be seen tragically, that is, only actors like us who are hidden in the folk can be competent for this glorious mission.
I raised my hands in surrender, "Okay, okay, I'll let me go, then you can discuss how to act." ”
Su Er thought for a while, "Just tonight, Ziqin will lead Feng Yanan to the second floor for training first, and the second master will transform into a real body to beat you." Ziqin led Feng Yanan to look at it for a while, and then I will be responsible for interceding to see if it has any effect. ”
"No, sister, there is an important detail in this that you forgot to say, why did the second uncle beat me?"
"Beat it up as much as you want. ”
"Pull it down, it's not like you haven't seen it fight with Ma Bargexiong, and you can transform into a real body, if I can take it, I'm not a tengu, it's a wolf. ”
"It's not really beating, the second master will master the proportions, mainly the visual effects. She looked left and right, leaning over the side of the wine cabinet, "Which bottle is the cheapest here?"
"What do you want to do?"
"I'll get a few plastic bags to pretend to be blood sacs for you to stuff yourself, and you can contain another one, you can't just thunder and not rain. ”
"Oh, then the bottom row, that's what I bought for my own drink, bargain. ”
Xi Fan raised his hand and asked, "What is the reason? The second master beat Brother Li, there must be a reason." ”
Su Er waved his hand, "There is no need for a reason, just say that Lao Li is disobedient and has committed a crime, and there is no need to explain the details!"
"Sister, you are so easy to cause unjust, false and wrongful cases. ”
Saying so, I still accepted Su Er's arrangement, she opened a bottle of wine, found a lot of transparent small plastic bags from Uncle Han, carefully tied a number of red wine bags and prepared them, and called Fei Wuwu, and communicated with the second uncle about the matter, emphasizing that the second uncle should maintain the image of a majestic elder, be fierce and ruthless, but not take my life.
Feng Yanan tossed in the dormitory for a long time, but Kang Kang went up to shout for dinner before coming down, and Uncle Han thought about dinner, knowing that Feng Yanan loved nuts, he specially got her a fried shrimp with cashew nuts, and she had a good meal.
After eating and sitting in the company, Min Ziqin said to Feng Yanan: "Yanan, since you have come to us, you have to come according to the company's training plan, first receive training for joining the WTO, and then if you are interested in any work, we will learn another one, but we can't be the same as at home." ”
Feng Yanan was noncommittal, but after all, she had just entered the WTO, and she was full of curiosity about the new things in the world, and since we had WTO accession training, she was still willing to learn. I put up a mobile phone and handed it to her, "Study hard and integrate into human society as soon as possible." ”
She fiddled with her phone with great interest, and I pretended to be a thief and said, "Sister, you... Did you see the second uncle today?"
Sure enough, Feng Yanan paused and looked at me quietly. Su Er also looked left and right, "No, it seems to be in Sister Sanssouc's, what's wrong?"
"No... It's okay, it's good not to be there. ”
Su Erhu looked at me suspiciously, "Did you make any mistakes? ”
"Don't... Don't talk nonsense, if there is nothing to do, just ask. ”
After that, I sat down in front of the TV, lit up the little overlord, and went to fight Contra with Lin Qingxuan. Min Ziqin looked at the time, beckoned Feng Yanan and Meng Xuan Xing Ming to go upstairs to study, everything was natural.
At about nine o'clock, Xi Fan called and said that he had received the second uncle, and he was about to arrive at the company at this time. Su Er hurriedly found a red wine bag and stuffed it on me, and in order to perform this play, I also specially picked out a few old clothes to change into. I also have two in my pocket, and I will find an opportunity to stuff them in my mouth later.
As soon as Xi Fan's car arrived, the second uncle walked in with a steady pace, Xi Fan reported a few words to Uncle Han on the side, and closed the roller shutter with his hand. The second master looked left and right, and Su Er pointed upstairs and motioned for Feng Yanan to study upstairs.
It nodded and yelled at me, "Tell me honestly!"
I leaned back on the bar, hurriedly stretched out my hand to pause, and whispered, "Wait, wait, let me get ready." ”
The second uncle didn't give me a chance at all, and with a "bang" sound, he conjured up the real body of the battle, and I was blocked in my throat again, you said that I saw the real body of the second uncle a lot of times, but it was all from a distance, and it was really when the second uncle stood face to face with you threateningly, and the psychological quality was not good.
Good guy, it's a Siberian tiger, I guess if it weren't for the company's inability to use it, it would have turned into a little jeep. As soon as the second uncle's real body lit up and his momentum was released, I felt a wave of air pressure coming, which was even stronger than the last time he and Ma Jiexiong competed in this competition.
I gasped for breath, and before I could take a glance at the staircase, I saw Min Ziqin and Xing Ming running down, and Feng Yanan carefully shrank behind the three of them, her little face pale.
What was going to happen at night, although they didn't explain it to Meng Xuan and the others, they also mentioned it, because they also understood in their hearts that it was the first time they saw the true body of the second master, and they felt the fierce coercion of the great cultivators, and the two demons also had a serious face.
The second uncle didn't look back, and with one paw he took me from the bar to the sofa, it didn't show its claws, it still used ingenuity, but just falling into the sofa couldn't help but make me cough repeatedly, and I had to break a few red wine bags.
The second uncle didn't mean to stop, I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly got up from the sofa, hid behind the sofa and shouted: "Second uncle! I don't dare anymore!
The second uncle jumped behind the sofa with a tiger pounce, and slapped me under the TV with another paw, knocking Xiaobawang and the stool into the air. I took advantage of my back to stuff the red wine bag in my hand into my mouth and bite it, a large mouthful of red wine poured into my mouth, and immediately choked me and coughed repeatedly, and the red wine flowed out along my nose, eyes and the corners of my mouth, quite in place.
The second uncle slowly paced towards me, and said: "I let you not learn well, let you not follow the rules, do you treat me as a decoration!"
With that, a paw stepped on my lower abdomen, and I very cooperatively arched my body into a cashew shrimp shape, in fact, its claws were just covering my navel, but the play was enough.
"Rao... Spare me, I... I don't dare anymore..."
At this moment, I was weak, and my white clothes were still stained with red wine, and red wine was dripping down my mouth and nose, which really looked like that at first glance. Xi Fan saw that I acted realistically, and thought that I really let the second uncle accidentally hurt him, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help, and the second uncle slapped him against the wall with a backhand.
Su Er saw that this rhythm was enough, so he hurriedly pounced on him and hugged the second uncle, "Second uncle, second uncle dissipates his anger, Li Mu knows that he is wrong, you beat and scolded him, just spare him this time." ”
I saw that Min Ziqin wanted to come up and stop her, but now she is being hugged by Feng Yanan, and she can't go down at all. The second uncle let Su Er drag him for a while, and then he shook his whole body, shook Su Er away gently, and then looked around with blood-red tiger eyes, and his eyes flashed over everyone in turn, seeing that several children retreated one after another, Kang Kang shrank behind Lin Qingxuan, and Bi Yunfang stuffed his head into Kang Kang's arms.
"Hmph, reflect carefully! At present, the enemy still dares to do this, if anyone commits it again in the future, don't blame me Li Yi is welcome!"
The second uncle slammed into the real body and walked to the door, Xi Fan struggled to get up, opened the roller shutter for the second uncle, and it went out without looking back. I just lay flat on the ground and pretended to be a corpse, and Su Er hurriedly rushed to my side, "Li Mu, Li Mu, how are you, Ziqin, Ziqin, come and take a look." ”
Min Ziqin broke free of Feng Yanan and ran to me, and pressed it for a while, "It's okay, it's okay, the second uncle left his hand, he didn't hurt his bones and viscera, but there were some external injuries, just take care of it for a few days." ”
She turned her head again and asked Xi Fan, "Xi Fan, how are you?"
Xi Fangang fell really hard that time, rubbed his backhand and said, "It's okay, I'm okay." ”
Min Ziqin shouted again: "Qingxuan, come on, you and Xi Fan will take a hand and carry Brother Li back." After that, he took out the medical box from the cupboard, instructed them a few words, and the five of us went back to the three-bedroom apartment.
Lin Qingxuan carefully put me on the ground in the three-bedroom apartment, and Su Er hurriedly asked me: "Lao Li, how is it, I didn't really hurt it." ”
I took a breath, "It's okay, the injury should not be injured, the second uncle is still very reliable, but the two falls are really a bit breathless, just slow down." ”
Su Er helped me take off my clothes stained with red wine and bit my lower lip, "I also said it's okay, many places are bruised." ”
"That's no trick, you said that you can't do thunder and rain, just that scene, if you really don't even have a little bruising, it's too bad. ”
Min Ziqin took out the safflower oil and handed it to Su Er, asking her to wipe it for me, and I asked her, "Ziqin, how is it? You were just next to Feng Yanan." ”
"It has an effect, in fact, she was shocked as soon as the second uncle downstairs let off her momentum, and watched a big show at the staircase, I felt that her whole body was trembling, and the whole person was paralyzed on me, I should be really scared. ”
"Cheng, it's okay to be afraid, then I didn't act in vain, she won't be lawless in the future. ”
I took a shower and applied some safflower oil, and went back to my room to rest. Min Ziqin stayed for a while and went downstairs with Lin Qingxuan to clean up the mess, and by the way, he also appeased Feng Yanan.
The next day, I pretended to be sick and raised my body at home, and Su Er brought me lunch, she said: "It worked, Miss Fengsi didn't stay in bed today, and I went to the company with Kangkang, and I heard Ziqin say that she studied quite seriously, and she was not a picky eater at lunch." ”