I was counting here, the phone rang, and as soon as I saw that it was my old man calling, I motioned to Su Er to pause, but she ignored me. I picked up the phone, "Grandpa, what's wrong?"

"Well, you and Xiao'er are okay, I heard that the girl of the Min family is also coming to you?" The old man was still full of anger, and asked his daughter-in-law first when he came up.

"Well, yes, she just got a job and worked in my flower shop downstairs. Is there something wrong with you?", "I can't call you if it's okay, you ungrateful brat." ”

"Don't, don't, how can you, you are my own grandfather, call me whenever you like. "It's true. My ears were puffed up, "What's the matter, grandpa?"

"Come to life. "What's the job? You're always going to introduce me to business." "Stinky boy, I mean your customer service team, come to life. ”

Mom, are you coming to live so soon? My face changed color, and I asked carefully: "Master, what's the matter, it's not serious, the most important thing is, is there any danger?" Su Er heard me talk like this, and guessed a thing or two, stopped the hula hoop and leaned over to my mobile phone to listen.

"It's not dangerous, but it sounds a little tricky. Just yesterday, a baby spoon flew to our house. "What the hell? What spoon can fly?", "Baby spoon, I said that you kid don't read books to make up lessons when you're idle?"

As soon as I listened to the old man's explanation, I realized that the baby spoon he was talking about was not a magic thing, it was a red-billed magpie. "The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Classic of Zhongshan" records: the fragmented mountain has a bird, its name is called the baby spoon, its shape is like a magpie, red eyes, red beak, white body, its tail is like a spoon, and its song is self-calling.

In the Book of Mountains and Seas, it is said that this bird has red eyes, red mouth, and white body, and its tail is like a spoon, and the ancients were still idle and panicked, and made a magpie tail spoon that can rotate on the wine surface according to its tail.

However, it is said to be a red-billed magpie, but in fact, it is the same as Min Ziqin's eared mouse, a real little monster. The baby spoon that came here is not ordinary yet, because it has been cultivated to the point where it can speak human words. This time I went to my grandfather's house not for his own business, but to help others spread the word.

It is said that there is a county-level city not far from us, called Yucheng, which also belongs to Yucheng. That's where the spoon flies. It is said that there is an old elm tree in the mountains over there, and it has become a monster in my grandfather's mouth over time.

However, the spirit of the dryad is slightly different from others, because we know that the saying is that the tree moves the dead and the living. So the tree can't be moved at will. And the body of the dryad is the towering ancient elm.

With the change of the times, the development of the city has expanded more and more into the mountains and forests. Gu Yu, who used to stay in the forest, has now been exposed to the edge of the city. Not far away, a development zone was planned, and various factories were built.

Among them is a chemical plant, and the waste water and exhaust gas discharged every day are directly greeted by the mountain. This elm spirit is really unbearable, but there is no way to get out of there, this is not well, it happened that the old friend Baby Spoon came to visit it, and it told the Baby Spoon its bitterness, feeling that it was afraid that time was running out, and if it continued like this, there would be a few decades, and its own body would have to be reimbursed by the poisonous gas and poisonous water of the chemical plant.

The baby spoon was also embarrassed when he heard this, so he mentioned the public welfare organization in the demon world: the Shemale Mutual Aid Alliance. Generally, when youkai encounter a dispute with humans, they will find a ladyboy association to coordinate and solve it. However, this ancient elm is a spirit cultivated by himself, so naturally he has rarely heard of these things.

The baby spoon played the package ticket, and hurriedly flew to my grandfather's place, explaining this matter, Lao Li, what should you do about this, no matter how you say that the ancient elm has also been cultivated into a spirit, it stands to reason that it is also the same as our monsters, you don't care.

My grandfather also thinks that it is not easy for people to practice Guyu, as the saying goes, when the road is uneven, he roars, and even a mere baby spoon has such righteousness, so how can I, the head director of the Shemale Association, ignore it. Of course, I think the old man agreed so happily because it was not him who was working now, but us unlucky people.

"Master, are you too lenient? "I'm a little dissatisfied.

"What's the matter, shouldn't you care about this kind of thing? What's more, do you think that baby spoon is a general, it is a member of the Yin family of the demon bird baby spoon, because it can be said in the mouth, so it is okay to love to hang out everywhere in the monster circle, bring a letter to each other to the monsters or something, and the communication is very broad. If I don't take this matter over, do you guess how many monsters with Taoism can come out, and then it's not you stinky boy who will be in trouble?"

"No, what should I do about it, it's a chemical factory, not a commissary. If I had taken a slingshot to the glass of their house at the commissary, I would have to move out for half a month. But in this chemical plant, I slowly said that I smashed the glass, and I just threw manure into the factory, and they were not necessarily stunned. Su Erthee listened to me disgustingly, and her little hand twisted my arm, which hurt.

"I don't know the specific situation yet, my opinion is that you go first, it's best to find the elm spirit directly, and see if we can negotiate a solution together. If it really can't be solved, let's think about a future move together. "Well, the old man seems to have high hopes for me. That's okay, I asked the old man for the address, I turned my face and looked at Su Er, "Sister, brother will take you on a trip." ”

The two of us simply packed our luggage, and when I met Min Ziqin at Han's shop at noon, I told her that the two of us had to go out to help people, ah no, help the demon to do things. Min Ziqin naturally wanted to go with her, so I stopped her first.

"We don't have to go to so many people first, you just stay and look after the house, let's go to investigate first, how to solve this matter is a matter of two words. Besides, you're not still at work. Min Ziqin thought about it, but she couldn't help much if she went with her before the matter was clarified.

At this time, Uncle Han interjected: "What's the matter, Xiao Mu, you want to go out." "Uncle Han went back to my house, drank directly with my old man for the night, and came back the next day. According to his words, with the complexion of Brother Zonghan, he can live for another few decades.

"No, uncle, you have seen a lot, have you seen the dryad?" I gave Uncle Han a cigarette.

"Why haven't you seen it, when I was cultivating in the mountains before, there was an old pine tree that became a refinement. I was burrowing in the ground, and I was knocked to the root without knocking me out. "Then this dryad, is it easy to talk?"

"I think it's very easy to talk, after all, the age of the person is there, and for the dryad, it doesn't have much desire, and cultivation is just their yearning for the Great Dao. It's not that I'm thinking about what to do when I get the Tao. Anyway, I admire it. ”

I also admire Uncle Han for saying this. You said that you have spent hundreds of years of cultivation and finally survived, so why don't you quickly take an electric speaker and find the highest building and shout: Lao Tzu has succeeded. But people don't have it, they still stay there silently after they get the Tao, they should blossom and blossom, they should bear fruit, and they have nothing to do to guide and guide their children and grandchildren, and the whole family is happy.

"And when this elm tree is ready, will it be able to wander around?" I asked, a little puzzled.

"Of course, after the tree attains enlightenment, it can also transform into a human form. It's just that they are different from us, we are transfiguration with our ontology, so the human form that is transformed is also an entity, which should be eaten and drunk. Their main body cannot be transformed, and they can only extract part of their essence and spirit and transform it into a humanoid spirit. Go out for a walk, but you have to return to your body in about a while, or if this spirit is dispersed, it will hurt your vitality. ”

Sodas pinched, that is to say, the ancient tree can only YY everywhere, if you really want to do something, it still can't be dropped, no wonder you are so calm.

"Uncle, you give me a tip, what do you say I should do this trip?" I was a little sick and rushed to the doctor. Uncle Han looked at me with a smile and asked, "Do you have the money? If you have the money, you can buy the factory directly, and then you should close the customs and move it, isn't it over?" ”

"But uncle, I don't have any money. "That's not a trick. ”

What kind of bad idea, if I have that money, I'll buy a factory? If I have that money, I'll hire dozens of young men to throw dung into the factory, and in three days it will be submerged. Anyway, the tree is afraid of waste water and exhaust gas, and is not afraid of dung, whether there is a little economic awareness. Thinking about that scene, alas, I can't even eat.

Forget it, the ship will sink naturally when it hits the bridgehead, let's take one step at a time. Here to explain to Min Ziqin's housekeeper, Su Er and I took the train to Yucheng, although I have never been to this small city, but after all, it is not far away, I still have some understanding.

The place is not big, earlier relied on some black coal bosses to make a fortune, and later cracked down, many coal bosses have washed ashore, the minerals were recovered by the government for unified planning and development, the coal bosses have already dug the first pot of gold, which has been reversed real estate, there are factories to make furniture, anyway, there are everything.

Slowly, a lot of enterprises were built, and the government waved a big hand, allocated a piece of land on the edge of Yucheng, and gave them all some benefits to move there, and set up an industrial park, which is probably the enterprise that attracted investment in the industrial park later.

The two of us went straight to the city to open a room first, and I strongly demanded that Su Er and I open a room under the threat of her flesh fist, citing the uncertainty of the security in the small place, and changed it to the next room under the threat of her flesh fist. No way, we are dignified men, and we never do that stupid thing.