Zhang Daxian lost his morality after drinking at the banquet to celebrate his promotion, and it happened that the Heavenly Palace was severely beaten, and he was severely sentenced to deprivation of immortal status for life, and the heavenly court would never be hired, degraded to the world, and left to fend for himself, and was immediately thrown into the Intercepting Immortal Pond to cut off the immortal veins, and then expelled from the South Heavenly Gate, falling straight down towards the mortal world.

None of the immortals in the heavenly court interceded for him, and it was really a cold and cold immortal in the world.

Taishang Laojun, I have served you for so many years before and after the saddle, fanning the flames for you day and night, boiling medicine and alchemy, three festivals and two birthdays every year, which time did Lao Tzu kowtow and give gifts?

Tai Bai Xing, the dust you love is what I sent, how many days and nights, how many days and nights did Lao Tzu take the risk of being beheaded to steal the tail of the horse to make up such a unique dust whisk for you, your uncle, I have no credit and hard work.

Tota Li Tianwang, the most unkind is you, when you went to the toilet, you didn't forget to pretend to be a tota, but you forgot who helped you hand over the paper......

The more he thought about it, the more sad and angry he became, and he let out a roar from the depths of his heart.

When I opened my eyes, I saw a light, a flying sword? No, how could a flying sword be square? What kind of magic weapon is this? Guang Chengzi's Seal of the Heavens? I dodge! Zhang Chi wanted to make a dodge move, but the action obviously couldn't keep up with his thinking. P~I~A...... PIA...... （：⊙＿⊙；）...

The white mist soared, the powder scattered, Zhang Chi was hit on the face by this magic weapon, fortunately, his skin was thick enough, and he didn't feel pain, but he was choked by the white smoke and coughed twice in succession, and there was a burst of laughter around.

Zhang Chi realized that he was sitting in a square, bright room, surrounded by a group of young men and girls dressed in strange costumes and with strange hairstyles.

What had just been smashed in his face was a palm-sized felt eraser covered with white powder, and it was this thing that choked on him.

Zhang Chi blinked a pair of small eyes, there was still Venus in front of him, and a string of values suddenly appeared in his mind, the facial defense power was 10000, and for a while he couldn't figure out what concept this series of numbers represented, while he used his brain to think about this problem, another string of values appeared, and the ontological IQ was minus 250.

"Zhang Chi, you stand up for me!" The teacher screamed as if she had been stepped on by the neck, don't look at her wearing a thousand degree glasses, the strength of the technique is just right, in this fifty square classroom, every shot, no false shot, 100 shots, of course, 99 of these 100 attacks fell on Zhang Chi's body.

Zhang Chi blinked his eyes again, looking confused, his first thought was, should this be a bureau?

"I told you to stand up, did you hear me?"

The tablemate like a little monkey quietly patted Zhang Chi's thigh under the desk, and whispered, "Stand up, Teacher Sun is really angry." ”

Listening to the advice of people to eat a full meal, after all, he has just arrived, and he still doesn't know whether this is the human world or the demon world, first patiently observe the situation, and then say, the dignity of the teacher, Zhang Chi has always respected the teacher, so he quickly stood up, and he noticed that his height has shortened a lot, and the dignified seven-foot man is now only five feet left.

The body is also obviously bloated a lot, and he actually became a fat man sadly, and when he stood up, his belly accidentally touched the desk, and the table legs rubbed against the ground and made a piercing sound.

Teacher Sun pointed to the equations on the blackboard: "Have you listened to the lecture?

Zhang Chi's eyes widened, his mouth widened, there were so many crosses and circles written on it like ghost drawings, he didn't understand what it meant.

"I know you don't understand, I really don't know why you're so uncompetitive? I can ignore you when you sleep in class, but you snoring and grinding your teeth, what's more, you still talk in your dreams, affecting other students' learning, you are in the third year of high school, it is the most critical stage in life, all your classmates are working hard to review, you can still sleep in class, you give up on yourself, can you not affect others?"

Zhang Chi realized that he had come to a completely unfamiliar environment and became a complete stranger, except for the name Zhang Chi, he could no longer find the slightest thing in common with the past.

But dealing with people and improvising has always been his forte, a hero does not suffer immediate losses, he must be when the head of the turtle shrunk, he bowed deeply and said: "I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong, I lived up to your expectations, I'm sorry!"

EQ 250, it seems that 250 is my auspicious number, Zhang Chi said silently in his heart.

Seeing that his attitude was so sincere, Teacher Sun's anger also disappeared a little, and she sighed: "Sit down and reflect on it." ”

Zhang Chi raised his fat hand, wiped the saliva from his cheeks, sat down, unexpectedly sat empty, sat on the ground with a butt, his bloated body knocked down the table and chair, and the natural movement was not small, which caused the whole hall to laugh, Zhang Chi's anger value instantly soared to 250, and it was 250 again, he clearly remembered that the chair was behind him just now, no need to ask if it must be a little monkey like the same table deliberately yin himself, mom dripping, just your small body bones, Lao Tzu can slap you out of Nantianmen.

Zhang Chi was ready to get up and slap him over, but he saw that his attack power was 0, yes, his attack power was actually 0, and what made him even more depressed was that the defense of his body was 1, and the defense of this body and his face was 9999, God, you play with me, is it okay to balance it a little? Zhang Chi weighed his current strength in his heart, a good man does not suffer losses in front of him, how dare he not bow his head under the eaves of people, Lao Tzu endure, figure out the situation and then talk.

"Zhang Chi, what's the matter? Is Hou Boping playing tricks on you?" Teacher Sun asked loudly.

Zhang Chi rubbed his buttocks, the defense of this ass was indeed much worse than his face, although his anger value was soaring, but his high emotional intelligence of thousands of years of penance actually controlled his emotions well, stood up from the ground, and said with a smile: "It was my own carelessness that didn't do his business." "Miracles happened, his EQ went up to 251, and his IQ went up to -249.

Hou Boping was obviously a little weak-hearted, and looked at him quietly, and also looked at Zhang Chi with strange eyes, as well as those classmates, a hazy aura lit up in Zhang Chi's heart, the charm value was -10000, and the five-digit number immediately became a four-digit number, -9999, Nima!

Zhang Chi was absent-minded all afternoon, he tried to collect all the available information, but because he was in class all the time, most of the time he could only look for information in the messy desk, he found a worn-out denim wallet, and turned out a few meal tickets and ten yuan crumpled banknotes from it, and the most surprising thing for him was a hard card, with a resident ID card printed on the back, and his photo and current detailed personal information on the front.

The name and gender are all right, but the photo is too ugly, although he was not handsome and chic in the past, but he can be regarded as a clear eyebrow, now it is good, a fat destroys everything, and the most depressed thing is his height, which is a whole head shorter than in the past! In the past, in the heavenly court, it was also a jade tree in the wind, overlooking the existence of all beings, but now everyone is basically looking up, the perspective is different, and the world he sees is completely different.

Finally stayed up until the end of school in the afternoon, Zhang Chi began to face another problem, what is his current identity? Who are his parents? How many brothers and sisters are there? Everything is difficult at the beginning, the living can not be suffocated by urine, Zhang Chi decided to go home according to the above address first, at least there must be a place to eat and sleep.

When he was sorting out his schoolbag, his tablemate took advantage of his lack of attention to paste a note behind his back, and just as he succeeded, he heard an angry voice reprimand: "Hou Boping, what are you doing?

Hou Boping was taken aback, Zhang Chi raised his head, and saw a tall and thin boy walking towards them, staring at Hou Boping angrily, came to Zhang Chi's side, and reached out to help him pull down the note on his back, the note was drawn with a turtle, and there were four insulting words written on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Zhang Chi is not a temperless person, and he is even more resentful after being demoted from the Heavenly Palace, but he has just suffered a big loss, and now he has arrived in a strange place, and reason tells him to figure out the situation before making a decision, not to be blindly impulsive.

Hou Boping said disdainfully: "Zhou Liangmin, you're nosy." ”

Zhou Liangmin glared at him and said, "You don't bully people." He said to Zhang Chi: "Zhang Chi, ignore him, let's go home." ”