559 The self-consciousness of Tang monk meat
Stripping the vest and revealing my true identity?
The Galactic Temple Sect is still playing such a stinky and shameless way?!
Xie Shangjun frowned, he really didn't expect this. But Xie Dashao is used to selling drugs in the universe, and he has long been used to looking at aliens with a top-down gaze, and his posture is very high. I don't care what the alien guy has in his heart, what kind of conspiracy and tricks he has in his heart. Therefore, he only frowned, and then said very shamefully: "If you pick it up, you will pick it up, can I still be afraid of them? I'm an earthling who is kind enough to donate, what can the Divine Church do with me? But a religion is so rogues, does it want to donate in the future?"
Gu Hanhan was dumbfounded: A religion is not a hooligan, is it still a religion? Xie Shao, you have learned a copy of "Religious Wars" from last year to this year, how did you learn it?
"The Temple Sect doesn't lack your donation at all, okay, Xie Shao. As long as you have a devout faith, how many reserve coupons do the Templars want? ”
Miss Gu Hanhan, a widow of the Acropolis who specializes in treating all kinds of disobedience, glanced at the mallet son of the earth's medicine tyrant: "The son of Xie Hongru, the chairman of the Huanyu Universe, voluntarily gave up his identity as an earthling, changed his name and surname to convert to my temple religion because of his devout belief in the god of the universe, what do you think of this kind of explosive news?"
Xie Shangjun's face changed suddenly: "Can the Temple Sect make such rumors good for them? Who on Earth cares what he says about a religion in the depths of the universe?!"
"This benefit is great," Gu Hanhan said in a snort, "Think about it, Xie Shao." Who are you, Xie Shangjun, you are a red-rooted earthling, the most determined unbeliever in the universe. You are still the son of Xie Hongru, a standard second-generation earth medicine, and you are not like us, you have no superpowers, you are not some god's chosen person, all in all, you are the person who has the least reason to believe in any temple religion and pray for the protection of the god of the universe. Now, if even people like you want to join the Temple Sect and vow to be the believers and protectors of the God of the Universe, will you be shocked by the last 'handful' of ignorant remnants in the universe who have not yet converted to the Temple Sect and found the correct belief in the God of the Universe? Do you think you have contributed so much to the missionary cause of the Temple Church that you deserve a medal?"
Gu Hanhan thought of the statue of the goddess that Monique stole from his house, known as the holy relic of the Temple Sect, and the name was also called "Holy Light Statue", so he was more sure of his inference, so he said to Xie Shangjun: "Although I don't know what the 'Holy Light Medal' is, since it is stained with the word 'Holy Light', it is definitely not something that can be exchanged for money and donations." There shouldn't be a single medal in the Templar Sect that can be bought purely with money. ”
"If you don't believe me, I can ask you now. Gu Hanhan acted resolutely, and as soon as his voice fell, he had already connected to the communication of the chief attendant of Gal on the airship.
"Can you tell me, Mr. Gar," she asked, "the Templars have a medal of light, and who is it honored?"
This question was not even common sense to the Chief Chamberlain of Gal, and without even thinking about it, he answered directly in the correspondence: "The Order of Light is nominated by the Congregation of the Sacraments and approved by the Cardinals to be awarded to 'saints' who have made outstanding achievements and great contributions to the missionary work of the Templars. ”
Gu Hanhan closed the communication and looked at Xie Shangjun: "Did you hear that, Xie Shao, this is an authoritative interpretation made by His Excellency the Chairman of the Deacon Division of the Divine Temple." As long as you spend money to buy this medal, you will automatically be promoted to the 'saint' of the temple sect, the system is bound, buy one get one free, Tong Su is not bullied, haha-"
"Oh, by the way, your religious advisor probably didn't tell you either, the Temple Cult is not allowed to renounce. As long as you become a religion, then you will be born as a member of the temple and die as a ghost of the temple, and don't think about getting off the thief ship in this life. If you dare to announce your separation, you will be ordered to be killed, and the whole universe will hunt you down. Even if the Divine Temple Sect itself doesn't mean to kill you, it can't stop some of the Galaxy's deranged devout cultists. Then I don't think you need to think about what kind of different business of your own, quickly pack up, ready-made, take the 'homeland' and quickly escape back to Earth for refuge. You don't have to worry about the 'universe is so big I want to see it' anymore, no matter how big the universe is, it doesn't matter how big it is for the rest of your life. ”
Xie Shangjun was so angry that he jumped up, feeling deeply insulted.
"Cult! Cult! Cult of the Total! Why is this cult not finished?"
"That's it!" Gu Hanhan himself is also a "religious member", so he has a relationship with the mallet son of the earth medicine tyrant, and he should also be reconciled: "Anyway, this kind of entry is not allowed to leave, if you don't join, you have to let you join a cult! Cult! Sooner or later, it will be swept into the garbage heap of history!"
Then she persuaded Xie Shangjun again: "But this shouldn't be the meaning of the upper echelons of the Temple Sect, it should be your religious advisor who made his own opinion." If the Divine Sect were to calculate that you would not be this kind of routine, and the Divine Sect has always tried its best to avoid conflicts or even contact with earthlings, especially those with a sensitive identity like you, so as not to touch the bottom line of the principle of the two worlds and cause unnecessary cosmic turmoil. But the temple monks who are all over the universe for gold are different. In order to donate money and gain political capital that has flourished in the Holy See, they dare to do anything and sell anything. It just so happens that he is your religious advisor, and it happens that you have this need, so he will take the risk and trick you into becoming a Christian, in short, he will put you on the thief ship first. When the established facts were created, the temple had no choice but to pinch its nose and admit it, and it was impossible not to award a medal. You can't risk the collapse of faith to disappoint the congregation, so how can you bring the team in the future?"
Xie Shangjun's face turned red, and he was so stimulated that he didn't even want his demeanor, and he scolded: "Liars, villains, hooligans! These religious hooligans are even worse than robbers!"
"Don't be angry, Xie Shao, didn't you get caught in the end! The temple sect eats and drinks you, and you use your righteousness to take you into the ditch, and in the end, there are more hooligans and villains who are more righteous than anyone else, and you are far from being the first victim. Gu Hanhan pressed Xie Shangjun's shoulder and comforted him, "You just be glad to go, the one you met is just a little rascal, not even a little rascal, this kind of monk who is as poor as a dog and wanders the universe with one mouth to fool people into the thief ship is also a little deflated man wearing a priest's skin, if you don't go to him, he should be beaten and thrown out." If he plans to trick you, then you won't even have a chance to say no, so you can only rush to let people go to the pit, and if you don't trap yourself, you will be embarrassed to live-"
Gu Hanhan ran the spaceship with his mouth full, vented fiercely, and then stopped in time, turned back and said: "In other words, if you want to blame, you are blamed for being a physique that attracts bees and butterflies, others recruit peach blossoms, you recruit religious hooligans, lions and tigers pounce up with flies and bedbugs, you don't complain about the society once or twice, and the future will be long." Tang monk meat has to have the consciousness of being Tang monk meat, who makes us too good?"
However, Xie Dashao still couldn't comprehend the profound philosophical speculation of "Tang Seng Meat's consciousness" for the time being, and he didn't want to accept the tragic cosmic reality of "being excellent will be pitted, and being pitted for a long time", so after being comforted by Gu Hanhan, he was even more unhappy, and he didn't want to speak listlessly.
Gu Hanhan saw that Xie Shao, who was usually high-spirited, had become a frosted eggplant, and the dog lying on his stomach suddenly became motherly, continued to carry forward his style, comforted Xie Dashao, and wanted to make him laugh-
"Xie Shao, hey, I said Xie Shao, if you really don't accept our Uncle Xie and want to have your own career, then there is a way. I think you can completely empty the medicine of the universe from the warehouse and sell it to aliens on your own, or you can change your career to sell local products, and no matter how bad it is, you can still be a black tour guide, a black intermediary, participate in the revolutionary party, and be a fan of a cult like the Temple Liberator Organization, which has not yet been declared a cult or has been declared a cult but has been rehabilitated, as the owner of the fund to spread information and make cover. In short, it's the industries that the universe thinks you earthlings should do, let's find out if it's good from those industries-"
Xie Shangjun gave her a smile as Gu Hanhan wished, but he smiled like forcing Liang to become a prostitute, and after laughing, he looked at Gu Hanhan and didn't speak.
Gu Hanhan was about to cry when he saw that Xie Shao was comforted by himself, so he had to shut up.
Secretary Qian witnessed the "Director Xiao Xie" of the "Chairman Xie" family being greatly traumatized, and the little girl who was always tireless in her twittering was also dumbfounded, feeling that she was duty-bound, so she also stood up at this time to give "Director Xiao Xie" guidance.
She said: "Shang Jun, don't be depressed and think that you have no career to do in your life. Hanhan is right, why do you have to grab the jobs of the universe, there is not a career in our own industry that cannot be excavated and carried forward, it is not that the ancestors sell medicine, and it is not a career if they sell medicine themselves. Whether you can make your own career depends on whether you have the discernment. Let's say there's a ready-made business you can do right now. The targeted training project we just discussed with Gu Hanhan is a very worthwhile cause. Think about it, if you do this, and the targeted cultivation and education you cooperate with can take root and blossom everywhere in the whole universe, what a meaningful cause it will be, not only great, but also far-reaching. This is a hundred years of merit, a thousand years of benefit, your name may be in the city in the future. ”
However, no matter how well Secretary Qian's chicken blood is played, he can move the earth but can't move the sad second generation of the family. The so-called "merit is in a hundred years, and benefits are in a thousand years" means that in the previous decades, it is often not profitable, and it is even very likely that you will have to lie down and taste the courage and hide your life and fame. This kind of career is a whole predecessor planting trees and future generations enjoying the shade, you let Xie Dashao take on a part-time job, but if you want to say that it is a lifelong career to do your best, this makes you think all day long about swallowing the world, how can Xie Dashao, who is sonic shock galaxy, struggle?
It's just that Aunt Qian's face can't be withheld, Xie Shangjun forced a smile, lifted the wine glass, and swallowed a mouthful of bitter wine.
The wine was sad, and Xie Dashao was in a much better mood. His eyes swept over the faces of the people seated, ready to turn the page and restart a topic to set off the atmosphere of the banquet. When his eyes fell on Zheng Wenwen next to Gu Hanhan, his heart moved, and he couldn't help but smile and ask: "Hanhan, you came to eat my meal today, do you have anything else to discuss with me?"