Chapter 309: Then I'm welcome
In addition to bananas and apples, Brother Nan also asked Zhou Li to buy a few sections of sugar cane.
On the way back to the dormitory, she held a piece of sugar cane in her hand, walked and danced as if no one was around, and dubbed herself, and in her hand the sugar cane seemed to have become a weapon.
A car drove by the side of the road, and the weapon turned into a laser gun again, and she raised it to aim at the car, Biubiu, and it was two shots.
Anyone who is in the third grade of primary school or above cannot do such a thing.
Zhou Li walked forward with his head bored.
The little cousin followed behind, carrying a small bag of strawberries, and she also ignored Brother Nan's movements, only immersed in self-satisfaction.
At the entrance of the dormitory, they actually met another person who accosted their little cousin.
In the past few days, because of the 'Caida hot pot video', 'The hot pot girl set up a stall behind the Catalpa Garden to sell postcards', 'The hot pot girl who sold the postcard was chased away by the security guards', "The hot pot girl came to set up a stall again", "The hot pot girl continued to be picked up", "The hot pot girl was chased by the security guard three times in a row and still insisted on setting up a stall, how much iron is the head" and "The hot pot girl's little beckoning cat' and other posts that are extremely popular in the school post bar and forum, the popularity of the bun has also become very high. With her quiet personality, she has also attracted the attention of many boys, and Zhou Li and Brother Nan have also discussed whether their little cousin can take advantage of this to get off the list.
However, they argue that ...... Probably not.
This boy is a little smarter than the previous one, and his reasons are 'I want to buy some more postcards', 'I want to see and buy new postcards as soon as I come out, and I can buy them during the summer vacation', 'I really like the photos taken by buns', etc......
However, Baozi thinks that online shopping is too troublesome - I have to post pictures in the space or circle of friends, and I have to send them to others.
She still prefers to sit there and play with entertainment, the postcards on the stall have become less, the money in the account has increased, and she will touch the ball when she has successfully cleared the customs or failed, which is too leisurely.
However, because this boy is thick-skinned enough, he still successfully added to the QQ of the bun and took over the trumpet of the photo business.
As for the later text, Zhou Li is not optimistic.
As a cousin, I usually send a message to this girl, if I don't take her to eat and drink milk tea, she rarely replies, or the reply is just a short word or two, and I can't talk about it at all.
Back to the dormitory.
Zhou Li handed Liu Zhengming a piece of sugarcane, then sat down and turned on the computer, opening Google and Youdao Translation at the same time.
Suddenly, his cell phone rang.
Ms. Ji sent him a voice message.
He leaned into his ear and clicked on it, only to hear Ms. Ji say: "I have already taken care of the house in Chunming, not far from your uncle's house, is your school still closed and can't come out?"
Zhou Li: Yes
Zhou Li: But it's also about to be a holiday
Mom: Okay
After a while, she sent another message: I brought them over
Zhou Li: I won't be jealous
Mom: You can eat a little bit as well
Zhou Li: I can see them when I have time
Mother: A few days ago, I showed my sister a photo of you, and she said that you are so handsome, and she pestered me to ask for your WeChat
Zhou Li: Really?
Mom: Really
Zhou Li: Does she also use WeChat?
Mom: Yes
Zhou Li: How old is she?
Mom: 13
Zhou Li thought for a while, and then typed: You let her add me
Mom: Okay
Mother: She's very annoying
After a while, Zhou Li's English composition test began, and almost at the same time, he received a WeChat friend request.
The name is actually in Chinese, called Ji Xuan.
Zhou Li agreed.
Ji Xuan: Hi
Ji Xuan: Are you my brother?
Zhou Li clicked on her avatar and looked at it, using her own avatar, her appearance was medium, with a little mixed-race characteristics, and she was a very beautiful little girl overall, looking at the photos was very sunny, and looking at the photo posing was very narcissistic.
Looking at the tone of the message, it doesn't look very smart.
Zhou Li: Do you speak Chinese?
Ji Xuan: Better than a parrot
Ji Xuan: It's rainy
Ji Xuan: English
Ji Xuan: I am a Chinese national, and my mother said that the nationality of this small country is not valuable
Ji Xuan: Our mother
Zhou Li looked at his phone, his mood became a little better, and the little girl was trying to get closer to their relationship.
He fell into deep thought, and after a momentβ
Zhou Li: How is your English?
Ji Xuan: I grew up and studied here, and my words here are very similar to parrots
Zhou Li: I'll test you
He switched to the essay exam interface, long-pressed the title, and found that he couldn't copy it, so he took a screenshot.
Zhou Li: [Picture]
Zhou Li: Look at your level
Ji Xuan: It's pretty simple
Zhou Li picked up the sugarcane on the side, took a bite, chew it, chew it-this sugarcane water is rich in sugar, and it tastes very good. So he cut another piece with a knife, handed it to the dough beside it, and touched her head.
Turn your head to look back.
Mr. Liu is trying to make up these 200 to 300 words.
Twenty minutes later, he submitted his composition.
Then the little girl began to ask him questions such as whether he had eaten, whether it was fun to go to college, whether he had a girlfriend, etc., all of which were awkward conversations. Zhou Li was not a talkative person, he didn't bother to go back several times, trying to end the chat by disappearing, but the little girl seemed to have a spirit of perseverance, and he kept asking questions without replying to her, asking questions instead.
Zhou Li: The phone is running out of battery
Turn off the sound, turn off the vibration, throw the phone on the table, take the ancient book and lie on the bed, and hold the dango, perfect.
When he picked up his phone again, it was already night.
Ji Xuan has fifteen messages.
Zhou Li felt a headache when he looked at it.
There were also several messages from Baozi, as well as two missed calls from Baozi.
He clicked on it.
Baozi: Brother Nan fell and was injured
Baozi: Why didn't anyone answer your phone?
Bun:?
Bun: It's already bandaged
Zhou Lileng paused, hurriedly switched to the dialing interface, found Brother Nan's number, thought about it, and changed it to a bun.
The call was quickly connected.
"Hello?"
"Hmm. β
"What are you doing?"
"Set up a stall, when are you going to bring the dango-sama over?"
"Where's Brother Nan?"
"Dormitory, when are you going to bring Dango-sama here?"
"What's wrong with her?"
"I fell and injured myself, when are you going to bring Dango-sama here?"
"How did you get hurt?"
"She told me not to tell you. Baozi paused, "When are you bringing Dango-sama over?"
"I invite you to eat hot pot. β
β...... Brother Nan made barbecue and milk tea. β
"Hot pot, barbecue, milk tea. β
"Brother Nan will beat me. β
"With the addition of mushrooms, milk tea is available every day until the end of the exam. Zhou Li did not forget to add, "I have always been very good to you." β
"She said you'd laugh at her. β
"No, it won't. β
"Don't let her know I said that. Baozi said, "I can't beat it." β
"Yes. β
"When your girlfriend was eating bananas, Mianmian happened to be watching a TV series, and the person in the play stepped on a banana peel and fell, so she wanted to try to see if the banana peel was really that slippery. Baozi paused as he spoke, "I'm afraid you don't believe it, but it's true." β
"I believe it. β
"Why?"
"Is it badly hurt?"
"It's not serious. β
"Hung up. β
After hanging up the phone, Zhou Li saw that Tuanzi had already pricked up his ears, he tapped her forehead, and after organizing several words in his heart, he dialed Brother Nan's phone.
"Hey?" Brother Nan's voice came from the phone, "What's wrong, what's wrong, suddenly call me?"
"Came out for dinner. Zhou Li said.
"I don't want to play games. β
"You still have to eat the rice. β
"I don't have a good appetite today. β
"Then I'll buy you something to eat and bring it to you. β
"I just asked Mianmian to bring me a porridge from the cafeteria, and I ate it while playing chess. You ask Huaixu to bring you something to eat, let's eat our own tonight, and you don't care about me. β
"Did you go out for a walk that night?"
"Oh, what about playing games......"
"I used to go for a walk every day. Zhou Li pretended to be a little uncomfortable, and he even thought back to what he said on the Internet, and was ready to ask later whether the game was important or me.
"Oh, rest for a day or two~~" Brother Nan said casually, feeling a little coaxing him, "Don't think about it." β
"The game is ...... To ......"
"What are you doing?" Brother Nan's voice suddenly became vigilant, "Are you snickering?"
"No, no!"
"What are you laughing at?"
"Didn't laugh. β
"Who told you the complaint!?I'll just say why did you call me inexplicably!?," Brother Nan said, "Tell me honestly how many chips you used to buy her?"
β......β
Zhou Li was silent, he was a little unsure for a while-do you think this girl is smart or stupid?
In order to change the topic and save his little cousin, he had to soften his tone, and then change the subject: "Is it seriously injured? Does it hurt when you fall? Where did you fall?"
β...... You're normal. β
"I care about you. β
"Care about a yarn!" Brother Nan said, "It's not once or twice, you just laugh!"
"Sorry......"
Zhou Li couldn't help it, and laughed out loud holding his phone.
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