082 The boy's understanding of a scumbag
In the provincial capital No. 1 Middle School, Wang Yufei did not receive a phone call, and he did not reply to the email because Guo Xiaoyi's phone was forcibly left at home.
At that time, when he applied for the app treasure developer account, Wang Yufei had not yet applied for his own phone card, so he simply used Guo Xiaoyi's phone directly, but the email address was his own.
And today is the first day that the school's academic affairs office will inevitably begin to pay close attention to students bringing mobile phones into school, although it is already known that Lao Yu will most likely not dare to find trouble with Wang Yufei and Lu Yuxin, but after all, everyone looks down and does not look up, and openly lets their children go to school with mobile phones, in case they are caught, they can't get over their face, right?
Therefore, the people on the application treasure side were anxious, and they couldn't disturb Wang Yufei from openly studying "On the Self-cultivation of Scumbags" in class.
Well, don't look for it, there is actually no book.
The official title of this book is "Dragon Babu", and Guo Xiaoyi got up early, secretly pulled it out of her father's bookshelf, and stuffed it into Wang Yufei's schoolbag.
There are three volumes, upper, middle and lower, and the purpose of this is to let Wang Yufei have a good taste of the charm of the scumbag.
Therefore, Wang Yufei's focus is not on the three main characters in the book, Xiao Daxia, who is righteous and Bo Yuntian, the little monk Xuzhu who is a fool and a fool, and Duan Yu, the second generation of the senior love emperor, but the two scumbags in the book......
The scumbag in the positive role is undoubtedly Duan Yu and his father Duan Zhengchun, and the villain scumbag is Murong Fu.
In Guo Xiaoyi's words, it is to let Wang Yufei spend a day to experience the scumbag role in this classic martial arts masterpiece, and plan a more reasonable route for his future scumbag career, and give his own different scumbag answers.
For example, Duan Zhengchun's scum is now in love with one when he sees one, but he is heartfelt when he gets along with each woman, and can make these women fall in love with him willingly, how did this charm come about?
This kind of scum is a kind of attitude towards life, but the retribution brought by too much dissolute life is also obvious, the daughters of lovers are all pro, but the son who has been raised by his side since he was a child is someone else's. Well, in short, life is a merry man, and death is a merry ghost.
Murong Fu is a standard low-end scumbag, enjoying the love of a fairy sister, and even full of the great cause of restoring the country, and using women......!
At least in Guo Xiaoyi's opinion, this book is helpful for Wang Yufei to determine his scumbag direction.
However, when Wang Yufei finished reading it, he was even more confused......
On the way home at night, Wang Yufei gave his doubts in his heart: "Xiaoyi, if you want to be an excellent scumbag, you must meet one and love another?"
"You think too much! The educational significance of letting you read this book is not to let you see one and love another, but to tell you to have the ability to have a woman like Duan Zhengchun who will fall in love with you when she sees you, but you have to be like Murong Fu, who loves no one except his sister-in-law, but you must not use these women like Murong Fu!"
"People pass by the flowers, but the grass does not touch the body, and the mercy is thousands of miles, but you can wave your sleeves, and you will not take away a cloud! This is the supreme realm of the scumbag, ruthless in the amorous, ruthless and very dedicated, do you understand?"
Guo Xiaoyi used her particularly jerky worldview to recall in her mind the scenes in which the overbearing president was poisoned by the domineering president in the novels of the female frequency, and taught earnestly.
Wang Yufei is very square, who said that solving math problems is the most difficult?
Who said that people are forced to do everything in a hurry, except for math problems?
Obviously, it is much more difficult for Wang Yufei to become a supreme scumbag than to win the first place in the Olympiad competition!
For a moment, Wang Yufei even felt like he was going to retreat, facing the cute computer, don't you say that's fragrant?
However, in the end, under the effect of crazy hormones, Wang Yufei still nodded and said in frustration: "I understand." ”
"Got it, then tell me, how to be a scumbag?" Guo Xiaoyi blinked her eyes and began to assess.
"First of all, you must be knowledgeable enough, heaven and earth, spring and March, lower Riba people, modern science, folk legends, everything must be dabbled, so that when chatting with any person of the opposite sex, you can find a topic of communication. ”
"You can discuss with a female doctor of science about the origin of the universe, or you can talk about folk anecdotes with a rural girl who hasn't read much. ”
"In the same way, hobbies should be wide enough, whether high-end or low-end. Whether popular or unpopular, cooking, baking, traveling, music, movies, fitness, yoga, rock climbing, ...... Same as above, no matter what hobbies are discussed, they will not be cold. ”
"Thirdly, it is necessary to learn the language skills of conversation and develop a sense of humor that can unconsciously engage girls when discussing topics with them. ”
"What's more, it's better to have more money in a young age, and the money power must always be the same. At the moment, it seems that making enough money and having enough resources will greatly increase the attractiveness. I also said on the Internet that the one who can really be loved by everyone this year is probably RMB......"
"By extension, it's better to have a wide range of contacts and an infinite sense of responsibility! If I can handle what others think is a big deal, it's a huge plus. For example, Duan Zhengchun is also a prince, and the resources he can use are naturally much more than ordinary people. Women feel that the sky is about to fall, and I can bear it, which can bring girls infinite security, which is also very important. ”
"If I can do all of the above at the same time, I can still be patient and polite enough to any woman around me, but the warmth never goes over, and white lies can come out casually. I think that's pretty much it, right?Hmm, am I right?" Wang Yufei looked at his sister beside him helplessly and asked.
"Yes, that's amazing! Come on, Ollie! Brother, I'm optimistic about you! A Tianlong Babu can make you understand to this extent! You definitely have the potential to become the most successful scumbag in the world!" Guo Xiaoyi said happily.
I have to say that Wang Yufei summed it up very well, you must know that this is still the case that he only studied one "Dragon Babu".
It's a pity that Wang Yufei hasn't read the various novels on the female frequency, otherwise he would have defined the things he described just now more concisely and accurately, after all, these all point to an extremely rare high-quality creature on the earth - a domineering male president!
"Well, I'll try, just by making myself more knowledgeable. Wang Yufei nodded and responded.
To solve any problem, we must follow the principle of first easy and then difficult.
And absorbing knowledge is his forte, after all, the ability to remember is really not bragged.