109. Miss, please respect yourself
The woman sitting on the ground was wearing an elegant long skirt with a small shirt, which was quite good at matching, but her face was covered with heavy makeup, full of "red lips and white face", which was very incongruous with her dress, and she didn't seem to be very old.
Ye Shu squatted in front of the woman with a helmet and asked, "Sister, are you a novice?
The place chosen by this woman is good, a little distance from the intersection on both sides, the camera can't see it, and there are no people on the side of the road, and there are no witnesses. However, if you "escape", there is no need to worry.
The girl raised her head, her eyes were full of tears, her makeup had been spent, and the two tear stains were like a flood that broke the embankment, and two black deep grooves broke out on the "pink and white" face, from the corners of her eyes to her jaw.
Ye Shu's heart tightened, and he said secretly: "Damn, I'm not hitting people, I'm hitting ghosts." ”
The girl reached out and wiped her tears, as a result, she could barely see it without wiping it, and she couldn't see it with a wipe, the eyeshadow matched with the foundation, under the mixture of tears, she wiped it evenly, completely inhuman, so startled that Ye Shu dodged back, and the helmet in his hand was tighter, as long as this "female ghost" was deformed again, he planned to smash it all at once, in broad daylight, could he still make this ghost intimidated?
The girl was anxious, and shouted at Ye Shu: "Are you sick? Who touched porcelain? Who touched porcelain to find this road with few cars and fast speed? Don't die? And if you want to touch porcelain, will I find you a broken motorcycle? How much money can I ...... for?"
What the girl said was very reasonable, and her thinking was clear, and her voice was as beautiful as a copper bell, no matter how she listened to it, she didn't want to block the road and "rob" those people so ugly, Ye Shu blinked when she heard it, and asked: "Since you said that you didn't touch porcelain, then why are you still sitting on the ground?"
The girl glared at Ye Shu angrily, and said angrily: "According to what you say, those who fall on the road are all touching porcelain?"
"Then how did you fall?" Ye Shu continued to ask, seeing that the girl didn't mean to lie to herself, Ye Shu's hanging heart was put back in her stomach.
When it came to how she fell, the girl was even more indignant, "You rode over on a motorcycle, what are you dangling back and forth in front of me?" In order to avoid you, I don't know which way, my left foot tripped over my right foot, and the result was ...... And he fell to the ground. ”
"Did you trip over yourself?" Ye Shu let out a sigh of relief, and it had nothing to do with him.
"Then why are you grabbing my wheel?" Ye Shu asked the last question.
The girl's face became ugly, her eyes were filled with tears again, and she said to Ye Shu: "You are talking nonsense, you fell down, and you were startled by your motorcycle, I was so frightened that my heart was sudden, how can I still have the strength to stand up, if I don't grab your wheels, I won't lie on the ground?
"No, no. Ye Shu smiled. Well, this girl didn't mean anything to blame herself, and she escaped by herself.
"Then take it slow and try to stand up?" Ye Shu said to the girl, and at the same time did not forget to complain, "You are not an intersection, and there is no bus stop, what kind of road are you crossing, you are not in an accident, if something happens, you regret it too late...... Come, I'll hold the motorcycle, and you hold on to the wheels to see if you can stand up. ”
"I'll try. The girl grabbed the wheel with one hand and pulled the front shock absorber with the other, and struggled to stand up.
"Ahh
"What's wrong?" Seeing the girl's painful expression, Ye Shu asked with concern.
"It's a little like I twisted it, and I didn't dare to get tough. The girl tentatively stepped on the ground again, slowly and firmly, this time not as violently as she had just reacted.
"Do you need to go to the hospital? I know where there is a hospital nearby. Seeing that the woman didn't look like she was going to slander herself, Ye Shu also showed his benevolent side, it should be fun to help others, but the premise is that you don't suffer a loss, take a step back, you can pay a little bit, but don't suffer a big loss.
The girl shook her head, stood firm on the motorcycle, and said slowly: "No, it should just be twisted, it's not a big problem, it's much better now than just now, it should be okay if you slow down for a while." ”
"There really is no need to check the check?"
"There's no need. The girl looked at Ye Shu and snorted, "Are you still afraid that I will touch porcelain, afraid that I will slander you? You put your heart in your stomach, I am not that kind of person." If you say it's okay, it's okay, even if there is any injury, it wasn't you who hit it, and I can't blame you. ”
Thinking carefully about being recognized, Ye Shu smiled and didn't explain anything.
The girl took out her mobile phone from her backpack, looked at it, and said to herself: "It's all this time, it seems that it's too late, bad luck." After turning on the mobile phone camera and seeing her "makeup" clearly, the woman screamed "ah", which was louder than when she sat on the ground just now.
Ye Shu saw her movements, knew why she reacted so much, and didn't persuade anything, when he saw her "face", he didn't call it out, it was already good, it was not ugly, it was simply terrifying.
"Is your house far from here?" the girl asked timidly.
"It's not far, just turn a corner ahead. Ye Shu replied when he entered the WTO, people didn't lie to themselves, so there was no need for him to lie and deceive others.
"I live far from here, can I go to your house and wash my face?" I look like this now, ...... the girl said her thoughts shyly.
"It's okay, I'll take you there if you want to go, the place where I live is an apartment, just help you find a room, you can wash as much as you like, let alone wash your face, it's no problem to take a bath......" Ye Shu was in a good mood now, and agreed without the slightest hesitation.
"I'm sorry for you. The girl said softly.
"It's not troublesome, then can you walk now?" Ye Shu asked.
"Walking?" The girl paused for a moment, looked at Ye Shu and asked, "Don't you have a motorcycle?"
"This ......" Ye Shu was embarrassed for a while, but still told the truth, "Miss, no, girl, if I take you over on a motorcycle, the two of us will sit like this...... It's too close to each other and it's not appropriate. He didn't dare to call people "Miss", after all, the title of "Miss" is not a good word now, and it is already full of dust.
The girl rolled her eyes, snorted, and said dissatisfiedly: "What's inappropriate, I don't like you, you still hate me?
Ye Shu explained with a wry smile: "I'm not saying that I dislike you, but ...... This motorcycle is exclusive to my wife, and it is not suitable for others to sit. ”
"Why is it not suitable? Your motorcycle is still the same as the co-driver of the car, is it the exclusive position of the lover? I don't understand, what's wrong with sitting down? Is the relationship impure after sitting on it, or is it that you get pregnant when you sit on it?"
"Uh......" Ye Shu didn't expect this girl to speak so boldly and domineeringly, and he didn't know how to answer a sentence. But after a while, Ye Shu still protected his bottom line, and said to the girl: "Girl, I'm really sorry, you said that you were afraid of the sky, and I couldn't let you sit, so let's do it, you hold the motorcycle, I push the motorcycle, let's walk slowly, where I live is not far away, and you can get to the ...... with a limp in front of you."
"You...... How did I go?" The girl glared at Ye Shu, and pretended to be pitiful, but in any case, Ye Shu was indifferent, the girl was so angry, she felt that the person in front of her was simply unreasonable.
Under the stalemate, there is always someone who wants to make concessions, there is no way, in the case of the girl's inconvenient legs and feet, only Ye Shu needs to make concessions, however, he still did not ride a motorcycle to take the girl back, but let the girl sit in the front seat of the motorcycle, and he pushed the motorcycle. He doesn't care if he's tired, as long as he doesn't break his promise to Tan Xiao, there can only be one woman in the back seat of this motorcycle, and that is the hostess of the Ye family.
In the old society, there was a woman riding a donkey, followed by a donkey, and now there is a person on a motorcycle on the street, and a person pushing a motorcycle is next to her. The short distance made Ye Shu completely the scenery on the road, and many people pointed at the two from afar, but Ye Shu had a clear conscience and pushed calmly.
When he arrived at the apartment, Ye Shu asked Lao Cai to open a guest room for the girl and let the girl go in to wash up, but it was a coincidence that there was no room in the apartment today, and even the "good sister" came back, and her room was not used. As for Xiaohui's room, the old man won't let anyone else in, just this woman goes in, can't scare her baby girl out? No way, Ye Shu can only pester the girl step by step to move to the roof and go to Ye Shu's room.
The girl went into the bathroom, carried her backpack inside, and locked the door when she entered. Soon, the sound of water came from the bathroom, and the sound of the water was loud and urgent. Listening to the sound of water, Ye Shu knew that the girl was not simply washing her face and then touching up her makeup, but taking a shower, these Ye Shu understood, after all, she had fallen, her body was dirty, and it was normal to wash and wash.
After nearly half an hour, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, and after another half a day, the bathroom door opened, and the girl came out wrapped in a bath towel.
Seeing the girl come out wearing Tan Xiao's bath towel, Ye Shu's face immediately looked bad, "Hey, why did you come out wearing my wife's bath towel?" ”
"I take off the bath towel?" the girl smiled at Ye Shu, "You're so bad." The girl casually placed her changed clothes and backpack on the coffee table.
"It's not bad, it's my wife's bath towel, you can't wear it. Ye Shu wanted to return the girl to the bathroom.
"Ahh As he spoke, he pressed the hand of the bath towel and put it on Ye Shu's body, completely showing his body in front of Ye Shu, looking like he was picking up.
Thinking of the girl's beginning dress, combined with her current words and deeds, Ye Shu guessed her profession. pushed the girl away and sneered, "Miss, please respect yourself." Change into your clothes and leave immediately, you are not welcome here. ”