"That's what the fat brother said. ”

The little girl raised her hand with teary eyes and pointed to the location where Wang Ze and Chen Song were just now, but where were they still there.

"Which one?"

The little girl's father searched in the direction the little girl pointed out for a long time, not to mention the fat people, not even the slightly fatter ones.

"Wow...... I don't care, I don't want this broken used car ......"

Seeing that the little girl still didn't give up, the little girl's father was so angry that he had the heart to kill, he gritted his teeth and said: "Don't let me know who it is, otherwise Lao Tzu will pick your skin!"

Chen Song, who was standing in the distance, looked at the little girl's father and coaxed the little girl to talk badly, and said to Wang Ze on the side: "Look at the good things you have done." ”

"It's just a broken Porsche, and at first glance it's second-hand. ”

Wang Ze pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "I have a lot of this kind of new car at home, and I usually don't bother to drive it." ”

"Yo, I can't see that you are still a rich second generation. ”

Chen Song looked Wang Ze up and down suspiciously.

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

Wang Ze didn't explain too much.

Chen Song looked at him deeply.

This does not deny that it means that his family must be either rich or expensive.

Wang Ze was a little hairy all over his body when Chen Song saw it, and hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Brother Song, are you hungry?"

"Sort of. ”

Wang Ze didn't say that it was okay, but he remembered that he hadn't eaten for a day.

He asked Wang Ze, "Do you have any money on you?"

"Nope. ”

Wang Ze scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"You are probably the worst rich second generation. ”

Chen Song patted Wang Ze on the shoulder, turned around and walked into the distance, thinking that he had to find a way to fill his stomach first.

"Who's to say it's not...... Brother Song, wait for me!"

Wang Ze nodded in agreement, and after reacting, he quickly chased after Chen Song and asked, "Where are you going now?"

"Find a way to fill in the Five Organs Temple. ”

Chen Songtou did not return to the tunnel.

"No need to go, I have a way. ”

Wang Ze stretched out his hand to pull Chen Song away.

"What can you do?"

Chen Song stopped and looked at Wang Ze curiously.

"Just wait. ”

Wang Ze smiled and walked quickly to the ticket office at the entrance of the playground.

Chen Song followed in confusion.

I don't know what medicine Wang Ze sells in his gourd, and I'm very curious about his methods.

A large number of vehicles are parked at the entrance of the playground, and the bustling tourists complain about the inhumanity of the playground equipment while queuing up to buy tickets in the scorching sun.

A young man and woman dressed as a couple looked at the long line at the ticket office and couldn't help but frown.

The woman complained: "It's all your fault, let you tell me to get up early, now it's okay, it's dark when you buy a ticket!"

The man was unconvinced and said, "Can I blame me? I woke you up at six o'clock, and it took you more than two hours to put on makeup." ”

"Yo, you still blame me for taking a long time to put on makeup?"

The woman said angrily: "You think the old lady is willing to paint makeup, but it's not for you!"

The man snorted with insufficient confidence: "Anyway, you can't blame me for this!"

"Who don't blame you?"

The woman was dissatisfied: "It's your fault!"

"How can this be my fault?"

"It's not your fault, is it mine?"

"It's your fault!"

"Say it again?"

"I said, can you be reasonable? It's obvious that you put on makeup and delayed going out, how can you blame me!"

"Okay, the wings are stiff, aren't they, are there other women out there?"

"How did I become a woman out there?"

"If you don't have it, you dare to talk to me like this? If you don't explain it clearly today, I'm not done with you!"

The woman glared angrily at the man.

"Which eye did you see a woman outside of me?"

The man suddenly became angry and replied not to be outdone.

A century-old quarrel broke out to see it, and the men around him looked at the man with sympathy.

When faced with women's unreasonableness, they dare to be so tough, and try to reason with women, and the results can be imagined.

"Two ...... The two of them dissipated their anger, and it was inevitable to be irritable on this hot day, so don't hurt the harmony. ”

A little fat man with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes got out of the crowd and came to the two of them.

"It's your business!"

The two shouted at the little fat man in unison.

The little fat man's face froze, and he smiled flatteringly: "You really have husband and wife, and even your words are synchronized." ”

This little fat man is none other than Wang Ze.

"Who wants to be married to him (her), huh!"

The two looked at each other and snorted coldly, but they both unconsciously showed a smile on their faces.

"How can you sprinkle dog food like this? ”

Wang Ze looked distressed.

When the woman saw Wang Ze's funny appearance, she couldn't help but laugh.

Wang Ze smiled: "That's right, young lady, how beautiful you look when you smile." ”

"What are you doing? This is my girlfriend, you want to flirt with my sister and stay away!"

The man's step was in front of the woman, and he looked like he was protecting food, and shouted angrily at Wang Ze.

When the woman saw the man's nervousness, her heart felt like she had eaten honey, and the dissatisfaction just now disappeared in an instant.

"Big handsome guy, don't get me wrong!"

Wang Ze explained: "Didn't I hear you arguing over queuing to buy tickets, and I think it's not worth it for you to hurt your peace for this little thing." ”

"It's better if it's not!"

Seeing that Wang Ze was not here to pry the corner, the man's face eased a lot.

"Let's go, let's line up and buy tickets. ”

The woman stepped forward to hold the man's arm, looking like a little bird, she smiled at Wang Ze and said, "Little brother, thank you!"

"I'm not small......"

Wang Ze couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"What did you say?"

The man turned to stare at Wang Ze.

"No, I said there are so many people in line, when do you have to wait in line to get tickets? ”

Wang Ze wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead.

The woman asked, "Little brother, what do you say?"

Wang Ze leaned over and whispered: "I have a membership card here, and if I buy it, I can go through the special channel to buy a ticket." ”

"So you're a scalper!"

The two of them immediately understood.

"Shhhh ”

Wang Ze raised an index finger, glanced around sneakily, and said in a low voice: "A hundred yuan is enough, how about it?"

The man frowned and said, "But I've never heard of a membership card here, you're not lying to us, are you?"

"A lot of membership cards are private...... Well, I'll take you personally, and if you can't buy a ticket, I'll refund you the 100 yuan on the spot, what?"

When the man saw Wang Ze's sworn appearance, he couldn't figure it out for a while, he turned his head to the woman and gave him an inquiring look.

The woman said without thinking: "Oh, a hundred is a hundred, you can buy a ticket without queuing." ”

"Don't worry!"

Wang Ze patted his chest and said, "This matter is on me." ”

The man took out a red banknote and handed it to Wang Ze.

Wang Zele put the banknotes into his pocket and took the lead towards the window of the ticket office.

The man followed closely behind Wang Ze, for fear that he would run away.

"Let it go, let it go!"

Wang Ze walked to the ticket window and squeezed the person at the front open.

The man looked at Wang Ze with a dissatisfied expression, frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wang Ze glared at the man and said, "What are you doing, of course we are here to buy tickets!"

The man was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react to Wang Ze's meaning for a while.

Wang Ze saw that the couple was stunned, and urged: "Hurry up and buy tickets!"

"Oh. ”

After the man reacted, he hurriedly took out the money and handed it to the conductor, saying, "Two full tickets, thank you." ”

"Grass, how dare you the fuck cut into my team!"

The man also reacted at this time and shouted angrily at Wang Ze.

"Why are these people so shameless!"

"I look good, I didn't expect the quality to be so low. ”

"How can this be, there is no quality at all!"

"This kind of person should be put on the Internet and let their elders take a good look at the children they teach. ”

The people queuing up under the scorching sun were already in an irritable mood, and one by one they indignantly accused Wang Ze and the three of them of immoral behavior.

The couple blushed with shame.

Wang Ze said loudly: "Who stipulates that you can't cut in line?"

"It's reasonable for you to cut in line!"

"Your uncle, where did you come from such an unqualified person!"

“@#ooxxoo#”

Wang Ze's words stirred up a thousand waves, and the scene was scolded.

After the couple got the tickets, they looked at the crowd that was so excited that they were about to tear the three of them alive, and they were nervous, they didn't expect that the so-called membership card turned out to be a queue to buy tickets!

"You two won't go in yet?"

Wang Ze saw that the two of them were standing in place stupidly after buying tickets, and he was immediately anxious.

The man subconsciously asked, "How do you go here!"

"Just take the ticket and go in, leave them alone. ”

Wang Ze pushed the two of them to the ticket gate next to them and said, "Don't worry, you go play, I'll pay back." ”

"Don't go!"

The people in line were suddenly anxious, Wang Ze waved his hand to the couple, turned around and scolded the people in line.

The couple inserted the ticket into the ticket gate in a daze, and after entering, they felt a strange feeling when they saw Wang Ze standing at the ticket gate and spitting fragrant fragrance with the people in line.

Are all the current scalpers so good?

"You kid is looking for death!"

The man who was originally squeezed away by Wang Ze rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat Wang Ze.

"Come on, come on, you beat me, I see if you beat me up and can go to the playground today, be vigorous, so that you can pay me a little more, maybe you can go in and enjoy the scenery in the prison for a few days." ”

Wang Ze stretched out his head and leaned in front of the man.

"Do you really think I wouldn't dare?"

The man was so angry that he raised his fist and smashed it on Wang Ze's head.

"Forget it, husband!"

A woman hurriedly grabbed the man.

"Don't pull me, you can't get used to this kind of person. ”

The man shook off the woman's hand.

The woman loudly persuaded: "It is illegal to beat someone, is it worth it to go in for this kind of person?"

When the man heard this, he hesitated for a moment.

"Don't be afraid, young man, just beat you, and we will testify to you. ”

"Shoot him!"

"This kind of scum should be beaten to death. ”

Seeing that the man was a little moved, the woman suddenly became anxious, and said angrily to the people in line: "If you want to go to jail, you go to fight, don't encourage my husband." ”

The people in line suddenly fell silent.

Don't look at how loud they shout, if they really let them fight and enter the game for such a trivial matter, no one really wants to.

A team of security guards who maintained order in the playground quickly ran to this side, and after understanding the situation, they were accustomed to this kind of thing of cutting in line to buy tickets, and they were also very helpless, seeing that it did not have much impact, they left after admonishing Wang Ze.

The man also calmed down at this time, snorted coldly at Wang Ze, and returned to the ticket window.

Chen Song was dumbfounded.

Is that okay too?

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