Chapter 570: Road Idiot
Perhaps from the time when looking for Andre's residence, the talent of Shen Lang and Gu Ziche as "road idiots" has been revealed, in short, these two people have lost their way again.
"Second uncle, let's really walk this road!!" Gu Ziche stopped Shen Lang and didn't let him pass.
"Really?" Shen Lang didn't notice at all, "I think the roads here all look exactly the same." β
His eldest nephew is about to kneel for his second uncle, and he feels that his second uncle is a complete road idiot!
"Second uncle, are you now-" Gu Ziche was silent for a while, "Can you tell the difference between east and west, north and south?"
"Why can't you tell the difference?" said Shen Lang, pointing to the direction to his left, "That's the east." β
His eldest nephew was about to cry, "That's Nan!"
As he spoke, Shen Lang continued to point as if he hadn't heard Gu Ziche's voice, "This is West." β
"That's the northβ" Gu Ziche followed behind his second uncle, ready to pull the lost second uncle back at any time.
"This is the South. β
Gu Ziche looked up at the road, wanting to cry without tears, "That's the west." β
"This is the north. Shen Lang finally said.
Gu Ziche was almost crazy, "That's Dong!"
Okay - Shen Lang would never admit the fact that he was a road idiot, but looking at the expression of his eldest nephew who was about to collapse, Shen Lang still decided to let go of his eldest nephew and stop torturing him.
"That's okay, you know the way, you lead the way!" Shen Lang said helplessly.
Gu Ziche was stunned, "I don't know the way." β
"Then how do you know the direction of east, west, north and south?" Shen Lang was also stunned.
"The sign on the side of the road says. As he spoke, Gu Ziche pointed to the sign set up on the side.
Shen Lang: ......
"So what the hell should we do?" Shen Lang couldn't help it, and was so angry that his ignorant eldest nephew scratched his head.
"Orβ" Gu Ziche looked at the pedestrians on the street, "Let's find someone to ask for directions?" I thought, how can I not run into Andre's people again this time, right?"
Shen Lang spread his hands indifferently, "Then you go and ask, anyway, I won't care about this time, you said you should, which means that you don't believe it, I won't save you again if you say anything this time, in broad daylight, I'll make another one and disappear out of thin air? and then appear out of thin air? I can't be sliced and studied by others as a monster!"
Well, his second uncle is unwilling to help. Gu Ziche shook his head helplessly, forget it, it shouldn't be so unlucky this time.
Facts have proved that Gu Ziche is still not so easily unlucky, after all, if he hits the muzzle of the gun again this time, Shen Langke will really consider sending him back, saving him from making trouble for himself here.
"Second uncle, I asked. Gu Ziche beckoned to Shen Lang, "Go over there." As he spoke, he pointed behind Shen Lang.
"This?" Shen Lang doubted, "We came from here just now, did you forget?"
"Didn't ask the wrong way. Gu Ziche said, "People said, let's go too far, the Mo Group is on the street behind us, and you can see it from that side until you reach the end." β
At this time, a taxi passed in front of them, and Shen Lang was stunned, "I suddenly remembered something." β
"Huh?" Gu Ziche was stunned, "Second uncle, what did you say?" he suspected that he had misheard.
"Why don't you say we didn't make a taxi in the first place......?
Shen Lang's faint tone seemed to express infinite resentment.
"II...... Second uncle, what do you want to do?" Gu Ziche suddenly chuckled in his heart, could his second uncle think he was useless and want to throw him over?
This can't!
Immediately, Gu Ziche hugged Shen Lang's thigh on the street, "Second uncle, I don't know my life here, you can't do without me, if you don't want me, when I go back, my second aunt will ask you where I am, and you won't be able to explain to my second aunt......"
The people around them couldn't understand their words, but from Gu Ziche's expression, it could be seen that the person who was holding his thigh was his boyfriend, and now his boyfriend was about to abandon him.
Immediately, someone came over and patted Shen Lang, "Hey, buddy, even if you are against everyone together, you can't abandon him." β
Shen Lang looked confused, he looked so much like Gu Ziche's boyfriend? Although it is said that foreign customs are open, homosexuality or something is completely acceptable, but he is really straight!
Lao Tzu is a straight one, and he has a daughter-in-law and a child soon!
Maybe Shen Lang's expression was too scary, and after a while, the people around them walked away, and Shen Lang kicked Gu Ziche, "Hey, get up." β
Gu Ziche also knew that they had been misunderstood just now, but he was too girly, and at first glance it was the one below, and he was still holding Shen Lang's leg and screaming miserably.
It's too embarrassing! Shen Lang turned around and left directly, he didn't want to be with his eldest nephew, a pig teammate who specialized in pitting people.
Gu Ziche touched the non-existent tears in the corners of his eyes and hurriedly followed.
After a while, a taxi stopped at the gate of the Mohs Group.
The two fools who didn't know the road woke up in time at the last moment and called a taxi to reach the destination of the Mohs Group safely.
"Hello gentlemen, do you need any help?"
As soon as Shen Lang and Gu Ziche entered the gate of the Mo Group, they were blocked by the front desk.
"Well, we want to meet your president. Shen Lang didn't speak, this kind of trivial thing was done by Gu Ziche.
"Soβtwo gentlemen, do you have an appointment?" the receptionist continued.
"Appointment, what appointment?" Gu Ziche didn't understand at all, didn't the old man let them come here and didn't say hello in advance?
"That's not it. The smile at the front desk was very decent, "I'm very sorry, two gentlemen, it's like this, if you don't make an appointment, you can't see our president, after all, our president is very busy every day, if you don't make it clear what it is, I think, don't waste his time." β
"You-" Gu Ziche was about to say something, but was stopped by Shen Lang, he thought to the front desk staff nodded, "We know, we didn't think it properly, we will call your president in a while, so, now, can you let us walk around here and take a look around?" Shen Lang pointed around.
The smile on the front desk staff's face was even stronger, "Of course, two gentlemen, please." β
"Thank you. Shen Lang said and pulled Gu Ziche to the side.
"Second uncle, what are you pulling me for?" Gu Ziche didn't know why, "Didn't the old man ask us to come over?" Second uncle, why did you pull me, let's call the old man directly, and ask him to let that president come down?"