Chapter 389: I hate class reunions the most

I specially turned off the water and posted it on the side of the door to listen for a while, Su Er seemed to be polite over there, and there was no special reaction, so it was definitely not Chang Wei, and it shouldn't be a sales scam call. I came out after taking a shower and wiping my hair, and pretended to ask Su Er casually, "Who?"

"Wu Guohao, it's your old classmate. ”

"Wu Guohao?" I thought about for a moment, "who is he?"

"Say it's your high school classmate. ”

"Oh, I remember, it seems that there is such a person, I remember that it was still our class president. ”

"Lao Li, your memory is not good, why don't you eat walnuts with Yanan tomorrow?"

"No, the main reason is that I don't interact with my classmates much. You see, except for the old gun, it's not our specialty. What other classmates have you seen me contact?"

"Why?

"I can't say that, the main reason is that the relationship between classmates is too secondary, and if it's a friend, it's definitely not enough, and my colleagues have more interests than others, so I account for the relationship of being guilty in class together for a few days, and it can be regarded as a friendship worth talking about. ”

"Classmates, those are all good memories of my ignorant youth. ”

"Pull it down, if you have a good time at that time, you will still be good friends after leaving school, and the relationship will have been sublimated a long time ago. In addition to that, you can pronounce the names of a few of your classmates. The good memories of my ignorant youth are all about the siu mai in the commissary, except for the crush on someone who doesn't dare to confess. ”

"To put you like that... It seems to be true. ”

"Advocating classmates, one is the need for communication, and when you can't be useful to others, an old classmate is easy to speak. On the other hand, it is completely a typical manifestation of Keqi psychology, and as soon as a classmate graduated decades ago, it may really be a goodbye. In these years, as long as the mobile phone has electricity and signal, there is no difference at all. Therefore, forcibly taking the mood of decades ago to the present is hypocrisy. ”

"That's just how times have changed, and I remember writing a classmate when I was in elementary school. ”

"I also wrote, elementary school classmates, junior high school memoirs, high school QQ, college school. Now, none of them are gone. By the way, why is Wu Guohao looking for me? Don't send me an invitation to get married. But I remember that he was married, and I had someone do it for me. ”

"No, he said this year is the 10th anniversary of your high school classmates, and you're going to have a reunion. ”

"Oh, no. ”

"But I've said yes. ”

"Didn't you, girl, you agreed?"

"Yes, he invited me too, I think your 10th anniversary high school reunion is quite rare, so I agreed for you, is there a problem?"

"No... No problem, I just think you're so smart, how can you let other girls live. It's easy to come to the classmates' meeting to compare, and let someone who is not a classmate cover it up. ”

Su Er poked me, "You don't play sloppy, take a bath and steal soap? Speaking of him, I don't think you plan to let me go. Tell me honestly, is there any person in high school who has a crush on you who hasn't dared to confess for a few years? Or maybe there was a period of time at all!"

"No, not really. I studied in Yucheng in high school, and we were children from the countryside at that time, and it was not easy to be admitted to the city's key points, so I only read sage books. And our children in the countryside are simple, so they have nothing to do and steal an Internet cafΓ©, how dare they think about the people in the city. ”

"Pitiful, why didn't I see that you were simple, let's go, go or not. ”

To be honest, I really don't want to go. I really didn't surround a few of these classmates in high school, and I could have a meal for half a year when the relationship was a little better, and that was still the love of sleeping in the same school back then. And most of them didn't develop in Jade City, so I was the worst mixed up, and I didn't fly outside.

The rest of the large group of people are eating together, don't you still say a few words to the people at the table that are not salty or light. The most embarrassing thing is that someone calls your name, and when you are done, you turn around and think who this person is! I guessed a person in my heart, but I still had to pretend to know someone to greet them, and I didn't dare to mention my name the whole time.

These are embarrassing enough, those classmates are easy to compare, they are all mixed up in the same class, how can I not compare with you now. Just like the old gun said last time, the English madman served him food one night, just to show the gold watch in his hand, and the high school classmate was even better.

There are people who show off that after graduating from college, they have taken the civil service exam twice in a row, so I don't take the stubble and love to take the exam. But someone couldn't help but ask him, why did he take the exam twice? The man was waiting for this sentence, "Hey, I passed the exam the first time, I didn't like that unit, I didn't have any future, and the next year I took the exam elsewhere." ”

There are those who show off their sudden promotion to the rich second generation, originally everyone is an ordinary citizen, and their lives are quite well-off, and they can't stand the demolition of other people's houses. So there was a thunder on the flat ground, and he became rich, and this man was a rich man in a blink of an eye. It's a pity that happiness came too early, and it wasn't him who got rich first, but his father. The old man is in the prime of life, with such a sum of money, you must enjoy life first, you are still young, you are the rising sun to go to work!

So the rich second generation still goes to work, with a meager salary, watching his old man buy a house and a car, his mood is the same as that of the successful elder brother in the Qing court drama. Rushing to the class reunion is such a good display platform, it must be to talk about ideals and look forward to the future.

This wave can be slightly better, no matter what human nature is, he is always a little expected. You really have to be convinced of those who can be admitted to the civil service twice, and once that elder brother survives his family emperor Amma, a large inheritance is enough for others to struggle for a lifetime. What are you most afraid of? It's almost like you, or even worse than you. But I like to go to the toilet with you than the length. Oh, I'm talking about the length of the pee.

The salary is two hundred higher than you, so I will talk to you about the unspoken rules of the workplace in the tone of my predecessors, the salary is lower than yours, but if you have a partner, I will tell you about his love history. Those who have girlfriends despise singles, those who marry despise unmarried, those who have children despise having no queen, those who have boys despise having daughters, those who have two despise one, and those who have both children despise both sons and daughters.

In the end, there was nothing left to be very detached, with no job and no object, but no one dared to despise him. You have to ask why? Is it barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes? No, that kid is entrepreneurial. Catch you first to have a wave of anxiety, and then talk about your great career, talk about the city at four o'clock in the morning, anyway, you don't know if he will borrow money from you first or invite you to dinner first, very SchrΓΆdinger.

If I had gone before, I would have been a foil, and I didn't have the good temper and appetite to eat with such a lot of neurotic smiles, so I definitely didn't participate. Don't be naΓ―ve, if you don't attend the class reunion, the legends and gossip about you will only be more exciting.

I heard from others about the legend of my wandering girlfriend who was chaotic and abandoned the love-hate entanglement, which is better than my bosom friend. Anyway, I don't know how I came to such a story when I couldn't even afford to draw paper for two years.

But now that Su Er has agreed, then I dare to go, and I don't need to mention anything else, so I will appear hand in hand with Su Er, and I can not say a word that night, which is worth a thousand words. If we don't blow it, our class can definitely be regarded as a winner in life.

"Go, my girlfriend is so beautiful, I don't have to show off well! Go, I have to go!"

Seeing that I didn't dodge, Su Er nodded with satisfaction. "About Saturday night, the address he texted you. ”

I opened my phone and saw that it was a restaurant in Yucheng, which was convenient. I added Wu Guohao's WeChat and transferred the fee to him. He said polite words like he hadn't seen him for a long time, and he had to drink two more drinks when the time came. I asked the classmates who had contacts in Yucheng again, and made an appointment to sit together at that time.

On Saturday evening, Su Er and I took a taxi to the hotel, and there was a guide sign downstairs that said Yucheng No. 2 Middle School Alumni Association - Splendid Hall. We walked to the second floor and whispered to Su Er: "Strange, the specifications of this place are not low, and I am afraid it is not enough according to the registration fee." ”

As soon as I went up to the second floor, I saw Wu Guohao, and I specially flipped through the recent photos in his circle of friends, so that I could meet people at this time. However, he obviously didn't recognize me, and beckoned left and right, when suddenly his eyes fell directly on Su Er's body. Seeing that we were walking towards him, he hurriedly took two steps forward, rubbed his hands and said to Su Er: "Are you here to participate in the class reunion?

I coughed lightly twice, "Old Wu, we are classmates, I, Li Mu." This is my daughter-in-law. ”

He turned his head to look at me twice, and immediately stretched out his hands to hold my hand, "Hey, I said that it was familiar just now, and I can't blame me, but whenever there is a classmate association, your kid will be absent, and you can't easily see the master in ordinary times." I couldn't believe it when you said you were coming, just wait, there will be a lot of female classmates here tonight to see you. Hurry up, get in and sit. ”

I followed a few polite words, and then took Su Er into the Splendid Hall, took out his mobile phone and made a call, and saw a little fat man stand up and raise his hand to signal to me. "That's my high school roommate Yang Wenyong, his family is also from the county seat, and he doesn't have any friendship, but they all stay in Yucheng, and they can barely be connected. ”

Su Er and I walked there, and many people's eyes in the Splendid Hall had already been cast on the two of us, mainly because Su Er was too eye-catching, and secondly, my thighs were not all right, and I was faintly limping when I walked. I've seen someone whispering, saying who this cripple is, and the female companion is very beautiful.

There is no mistake