Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Great Fool
Fang Bei forcibly stretched out his right hand and touched the sleeping man. The other person's body swayed to the rhythm of the square, but he was not woken up. So, Fang Bei could only push him harder.
This time, the man finally woke up from his sleep, and looked at Fang Bei with a sad face in confusion. The man got up very angry, extremely dissatisfied, and scolded and said, "I'm Nima, what are you doing? Lao Tzu didn't sleep all night last night, do you know?"
Don't almost vomit blood, you didn't sleep all night last night, and it's not the master's problem that you can't sleep. If it weren't for the fact that there were people in the carriage and a few children present, Fang Bei really wanted to repair the other party, and now after considering these factors, Fang Bei could only kindly remind: "Sir, this is the carriage, a public place." It's not your own private territory, but please be a little more virtuous, think about others, and put on your shoes. ”
"What's wrong with taking off your shoes? Who rules that you can't take off your shoes in public?" the man actually dug his nose in public, and had no intention of putting on his shoes.
Xiaowei couldn't stand it anymore, and said disdainfully: "That's right, no one insists that you can't take off your shoes, but you have a little good quality, right?"
The man saw that Xiaowei's only one sentence aroused the excitement of the crowd, and he was not afraid, climbed along the pole, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with me that I just don't have the quality? I have a dime to do with you? You have the quality, you abide by it yourself, don't you just take off your shoes?
After the man's fingers buckled his nose, he subconsciously reached between his toes and buckled the thumbs under the dirty socks. Everyone turned their heads, and some even felt sick to their stomachs and ran to the toilet to vomit.
At the same time, a female conductor leaned over and didn't have time to ask. The female conductor also smelled the chic heavy taste on the man's feet. The female conductor reached out and fanned her nose, tried to squeeze out a sunny smile, and said, "Sir, for a comfortable ride for you and others, please put on your shoes, okay?"
The man didn't even bother to listen to the conductor's words, but instead intensified and took off his stinky socks directly. The stench began to spread like a poison like never before, and Xiaowei even had a hallucination. It was as if she saw the smell take on a rich dark green color and waft towards her.
The conductor was helpless and prepared to notify the security personnel to come. Fang Bei couldn't bear it anymore, took out a very short golden needle, aimed it at the center of the man's foot and launched it.
That man has an incredible resistance to his own foot odor, probably because he has been doing it day and night, and he has long been used to it. He was proudly unleashing his poisonous weapon, showing off his might. Suddenly, the heart of the foot tingled, as if it had been bitten by some kind of small worm. He turned up the soles of his feet and looked at his face, and he could find any bugs except for a little blood.
It turned out that Fang Bei's needle was intended to make him suffer a little, so the trajectory deliberately missed a little, causing the center of the opponent's foot to be punctured, but the golden needle did not stay on the skin, but fell under the seat.
The rough man felt that the soles of his feet were becoming more and more uncomfortable, and the itching was unbearable, so he scratched hard, but it became more serious. After a while, the entire soles of his feet were red from his scratches, and they were almost scratched. When everyone saw this situation, they felt very happy and relieved at first, but slowly, when they saw the rough man's painful appearance, they actually felt a trace of misery.
Fang Bei walked to Dahan's side, and said, "Friend, in my opinion, your symptoms are sudden acute irritant allergies. ”
The man endured the pain and said suspiciously, "No, I've never been allergic to anything." ”
"Just because you don't have a history of allergies doesn't mean you'll never have them. Do you feel numb and itchy in the soles of your feet now, and scratching it can be temporarily relieved, but after scratching, the problem is even more serious?" Fang Bei snickered secretly, fooling the other party seriously on the surface, anyway, the other party didn't understand medical skills at all, and he believed everything he said. What's more, the problem was originally caused by Fang Bei, of course, he could explain the symptoms clearly and word for word.
The big man seemed to have found a savior, and couldn't wait to say: "Little brother, you must be a doctor, right? Can you help me with treatment, I really can't stand it, you see, keep grabbing, the skin of my foot will definitely break, maybe it will bleed." ”
"Friend, it's not hard to treat your symptoms, I've encountered it several times. Don't take a step back, he doesn't want to get close to each other's stinky feet. "The composition of the air in different places and environments is naturally different, and your allergy is a source of odor disease. Because you don't wash your feet for a long time, your feet are already contaminated with a lot of bacteria and viruses, and you usually wear shoes, so you have less contact with pathogens in the air and will not be affected. But now that you take off your shoes and socks, pathogens enter through your epidermis, and it's like a thousand miles of embankment collapsed in an anthill. ”
The rough man was stunned and nodded as if he didn't understand. Fang Bei put his fist to his mouth, coughed twice, hid his smile, and continued to talk nonsense: "Everyone's physique is different, and the more people there are, the more likely they are to get infectious diseases, we all know this. Do you think, there are so many people on the train, it is inevitable that there will be some unhealthy passengers, flu, tuberculosis and other pathogens scattered in the air, how terrible is it? Some people are tightly wrapped all over their bodies and wear masks, isn't it just to prevent infection? If you think about yourself, allergies are all minor problems. ”
Fang Bei took out a detoxification pill and handed it to the rough man. "Friend, I suggest you go to the toilet quickly, crush this pill and apply it to the soles of your feet. Wash up when you get home, and don't take off your shoes and socks again to prevent recurrence!"
The man hurriedly put on his socks and shoes, thanked him without saying anything, picked up his luggage and ran to the toilet. The root of all evil left, and the "poisonous gas" left in the carriage gradually dissipated, and everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
The conductor asked, "Sir, are you serious?"
At the same time, Xiaowei and some of the passengers around her also stared at Fang Biao, and the conductor's questions were just as they wanted to ask. Fang Bei smiled slightly, picked up the golden needle on the ground, and said, "Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica" records 'nettle,...... Its stem has thorns, two or three feet high, the leaves are like flowers and mulberries, or green or purple, and the purple back is used in medicine. There are terrible hairy mangs, touching people like bees and stinging stupid, and people drowning in it are solved, scratching and throwing into the water, which can poison fish. The smell is pungent, bitter, cold, and poisonous. Indications: vomiting does not stop. Snake venom, tamper it. Rubella first appeared, and at this point, it was lost overnight. I had just given that friend some nettle potion a little trick, and that's why he had that symptom. ”
After Fang Bei finished speaking, the carriage was suddenly filled with cheerful laughter. Yes, to deal with this kind of unqualified guy, you shouldn't use those methods to restrain people with quality, like Fang Bei, it can be said to kill two birds with one stone, not only severely punish the stinky foot, but also let that person be fooled without a trace, which is really wonderful.
The female conductor coughed, couldn't help laughing, and finally said goodbye: "Sir, don't take it as an example." This time I'm just doing good deeds for you, not counting you as a danger to others. ”
Fang Bei's face darkened, and he joked: "Comrade conductor, don't be so up-to-date." I'm really a doctor, very measured. ”
Xiaowei nodded with a smile and helped Fang Bei clear her name and prove her identity. The conductor said, "Well, I wish you all a nice journey." ”
A few hours later, the outline of H City finally came into view. Xiaowei stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Fang Bei, who traveled all over the world, and asked, "Idol, what do you want?
Fang Bei's face flushed, and he touched his chin awkwardly, but did not answer. In fact, he did think of a person in his heart just now, but that person was not Han Yu'er, but the red-haired beauty Ling Yao who met in H City. I don't know if I can meet Ling Yao again when I come to H City again this time.
After getting off the train, Fang Bei asked Xiaowei for the first time: "Hey, where is your home?"
"Wan Dongshan, otherwise, how could I rent a stall somewhere?" Xiaowei teased, it seems that her idol also has a moment when his brain drops.