No matter how he is hit and destroyed by life, reality, Zhao Qingshan always has to admit that he is actually a very emotional person in his bones, and he can't hate life, at most he smokes a few more cigarettes silently, this is probably the so-called life abuse him thousands of times, and he treats life like his first love.

Although sensuality and sexiness are just in the order, you can generously say that a man is sensual and dare to say that a man is sexy, then it is appropriate to not share the hatred of the sky, not so burying people.

So when Zhao Qingshan, who is not sexy at all, leans under the lamppost and smokes a cigarette, he can still see a little bit of the sensibility of a sad man, this man who watched "Journey to the West" for the first time and stared at Sun Wukong's back and cried inexplicably, he had already stopped his tears and muttered to himself: "The distance between me and you is originally the distance between Qin and Tang and the South American Empire, I let you go away, it is right." ”

Then Zhao Qingshan slapped the back of his head fiercely and complained: "Damn, it's not my girlfriend, I'm sad and fart." ”

But within a few seconds, he fell into a sad state again.

Haoran Dan is about to fail.

"It's better to go to the rental house and get what you need to get, and then find a small hotel that doesn't require an ID card to stay for a night and then run away. Zhao Qingshan muttered to himself, and then stretched out his hand to stop the taxi.

"The task is completed perfectly, and a Dragon Tiger Pill will be rewarded, 10 experience points will be awarded, and an additional 2 points will be awarded to the Love Saint Value, please check for yourself for the specific situation. The system's gentle prompt is here again.

An empty taxi came to him, and after getting in the car, he told the master about the destination, and Zhao Qingshan had a page in his mind where the task was completed:

Mission: Kill Yourself (Completed Perfectly)

Quest Prizes:

1. Dragon Tiger Dan: Seven days of life and life, which can last for a week in a state of "seven times in one night".

Disadvantages: According to the principle of making the best use of what people can do, within seven days of taking Longhu Dan, you must applaud your love once a day, otherwise the remaining days are the penalty period.

Punishment: fever and cold.

Value: 10 grams of gold.

Purchase limit: once a month, no more than 3 pieces at a time

2. Experience points 10 points: Increasing the level of love saint can increase the credit limit, mall openness, etc.

3. The love value is 2 points. (One-way exchange for gold, 1:100.) Note: Some high-end products need to consume love points. ）

"Dear system, are you kidding me? What do I want for a single dog who just broke up! Even if I have a girlfriend, I can bear it seven times a day? Even if I can bear it, my aunt is here? Who are you going to go to?" Zhao Qingshan asked again and again, but in fact, he wanted to have a deep discussion with the system.

"Narrow-minded, as the inheritor of the Love Saint System, you only have a girlfriend in your eyes?" the system said with ruthless disdain.

"If you can say such things, won't your conscience be condemned?" Zhao Qingshan pretended to be surprised, he didn't believe that the system had any "conscience".

"Oh, man's mouth, deceitful ghost, you touch your conscience first. In ancient times, there were three wives and four concubines, and the emperor was even more beautiful than three thousand, if you are the successor of a love saint system who is loyal to a woman, this system will have to die with you. ”

"What kind of logic do you have? And why do you die with me, I think the love saint should be loyal, otherwise he is not worthy of the word 'love saint'. ”

"Get out!"

“...”

Dear system, aren't you gentle?

"Do you still want the Dragon Immortal Supreme Mental Method?" the system once again talked about the mental method.

"Of course, but we need to be open and honest. Zhao Qingshan said solemnly, this has been said obviously, but he didn't say it: I think I am a smart system girl, don't treat me as a fool.

"Then let's talk about it, interest is definitely needed, this is the cornerstone, there is no need to talk about it without interest. In addition, the 10,000-year-old peach should be regarded as a handling fee. The system's tone was serious and the tone was very high, and it was obvious that the system was missing a tendon, and it didn't understand Zhao Qingshan's subtext at all.

"You give me the 10,000-year-old peach first, that's my prize. Zhao Qingshan said flatly, helpless, since this matter can't be easily negotiated in the way of smart people, let's take it step by step, what could have been used for division had to be used for addition and subtraction.

You've shown your flaws so many times, if I'm still stupid enough to listen to you, is it still worthy of my IQ?

"You're so insincere!

As the system spoke, he suddenly panicked, because Zhao Qingshan's mind moved, and the palm-sized 10,000-year-old peach arrived in Zhao Qingshan's system warehouse, and Zhao Qingshan could "see" the 10,000-year-old peach in the warehouse.

Since he said it openly and honestly, there is nothing to be subtle, Zhao Qingshan said bluntly: "What's the matter? I'm in a hurry? I actually want to cooperate with you a little, pretend to be stupid, and eat a little loss, hello, I'm good, everyone." But, you're looking at me so stupid, I'm too embarrassed to pretend to be it. First, have you ever seen that the odds of a lucky prize are smaller than the odds of a first prize? Of course, as a system, you can say that all common sense in the system may not be common sense. ”

Then Zhao Qingshan stretched out a second finger and said, "Second, when the pointer pointed to the Ten Thousand Years Peach, your tone obviously changed, although it was only for a moment, but unfortunately I just caught it." ”

"Third, you are deliberately downplaying the existence of the 'Ten Thousand Years Peach', and you don't even use it as interest, but just a handling fee, just to make me ignore its existence. ”

"Fourth, you still want to paralyze me, and use the 'Dragon Immortal Supreme Heart Method' that can save my life to charge into battle, trying to make me fall into your trap quickly. But you're too anxious, how can you rush to let me pay on credit, but this is not the key point, what I can't stand is that I want to pretend to be stupid but you have to make inches, and you still want interest, you're too much, right?"

"Fifth, you have exposed one thing, you are so desperate to get the Ten Thousand Years Peach, and you have mentioned the word 'permission' several times, can I understand that you are not a 'system' at all? At least you can't dominate the 'system', you should just be the 'gatekeeper' of the system, similar to the intermediary between the real system and me, the binder. ”

"Sixth, you're just..."

"Stop, stop, barefoot, fairy! No wonder I'm banished... Well, okay, okay, I'll admit I'm not smart enough, you're very smart. The 10,000-year-old peach is indeed very valuable, but I dare to guarantee that as long as you dare to bite it, it will definitely turn into ashes, and it will still be the same if it is diluted 10,000 times. ”

The system scolded and scolded, but when it came to the 10,000-year-old peach, it was very solemn.

I even secretly wondered in my heart: Am I really that stupid?

Why do I always think I'm smart and resourceful, and what is misleading me?

In fact, the sixth point that Zhao Qingshan wants to say just wants to make a summary: You are a fool at all!