Chapter 835: Spit Assembly
Yellen couldn't believe her ears, hovering over the drying yard, there was no one on the helicopter that was hoisting the operation, so how did they fly?
Just when Yellen was puzzled, the eldest brother of the widow in the hand of the village party secretary suddenly sounded, and the translator who came with Yellen hurriedly translated the vaguely heard words:
"Uncle Bao'an, you tell the villagers not to swarm below, otherwise I will hurt people by cutting off the hoisting rope here. ”
"Little boy, didn't you say you were in Xiangzhou? How do you know that there are people around the drying field? Are you playing your Uncle Bao'an again? I'm on the helicopter?" Xia Baoan shouted while holding up the phone.
"There is no one in the five helicopters, I don't believe you take the telescope to see by yourself, don't you have a 62-type telescope, as for how I can see clearly, this matter is a long story, and it can't be explained clearly for a while, you just do what I say, let the villagers not huddle together." Wu Ping on the other end of the phone can be described as bitter.
Xia Baoan really took the 62-type telescope given by the head of the local garrison when he was the militia platoon commander, and before Wu Ping finished speaking, the old man put the telescope on his eyes and looked towards dozens of meters in the air, but one by one, he didn't see half of the ghost shadow in the cockpit, there was really no one, and he immediately shouted in shock: "I'm a good girl, there is really no one, little girl~~ How did you get it? It can't be the gods and ghosts who drive the sea...... Hey~~Hey~~Little ...... Ah Ping...... Wu Ping......"
An old branch secretary who has been working for half a lifetime of revolution, saw the strange scene in front of him, and instantly shook the materialism that he had adhered to for many years, but as soon as he said half of it, the big brother in his hand suddenly had no reaction, and shouted for a long time.
Seeing this, Xia Baoan was very kind of groom newly married into the cave room, his pants were taken off, and he saw that he was smashing Huanglong, but when he was approaching, he found that the bride's aunt actually came to visit the door, not to mention the blockage in his heart.
But even so, Xia Baoan still remembered what Wu Ping explained, regardless of whether he was manipulated by gods and ghosts or Wu Ping said it could not be explained, the safety of the fishermen was still the most important, so Xia Baoan glanced at the big brother who was like a brick in his hand, and he was already unable to complain about his endurance, so he concentrated his strength into his throat and shouted at the villagers who were watching the excitement in the drying field: "Folks, when the government's relief materials arrive, they will automatically unload the materials on the plane, and the big guys should stay away, so as not to hurt themselves, especially the elderly, The women and children retreated to the outside of the drying ground, and the others stood by to prepare for the transfer of supplies. ”
Xia Baoan took out the momentum of leading the team back then, which was still quite majestic, coupled with the prestige of serving the island for so many years, the fishermen surrounding the drying ground immediately dispersed like a tide.
Of course, there are a few good things that go very slowly, and a few of them with good eyesight saw that the cockpit of the helicopter above was empty, so they asked Xia Baoan curiously: "Uncle Bao'an, there is no one on the helicopter, how do they fly?
"Transparent people of fart, that's called ghosts, haven't you heard of ghost ships? This is a capable person on land mobilizing ghosts to help deliver supplies, as the old saying goes, five ghosts are lucky, you can see exactly five helicopters. Before the young man who asked Xia Baoan could speak, his buttocks were kicked by a middle-aged man who believed in feng shui, and he immediately said convictly: "Look, look, hurry up and go home and get high incense to say goodbye." ”
Saying that, the middle-aged man also prayed with his hands folded on the five hovering helicopters with a devout face: "Young people are not sensible, don't blame the gods, don't blame~~"
"I said Lao Gao, don't be so evil, this is the latest high-tech, unmanned, not some ghosts, the newspapers have said that airplanes can be unmanned. Seeing that the scene was about to be distorted by the old Gao who believed in feng shui, the elementary school teacher on the island couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly popularized scientific knowledge.
It's a pity that this elementary school teacher has limited reserves and can only say that it is unmanned, but he can't understand how to achieve it nearby, compared to Lao Gao's feng shui theory is more perfect, so the two quarreled while talking, and there was a dispute between science and feng shui around the island.
Seeing that the scene was becoming more and more chaotic, Xia Baoan's nose was almost crooked, but he could explain that he was also confused, but how to say that Xia Baoan also fought Little Japan and was an old Jianghu who was a militia platoon leader, his eyes turned to his heart, so he shouted at Lao Gao and the elementary school teacher: " When is it, still TM nonsense, shut up for me, regardless of whether he is a scientific theory or a feng shui metaphysics, I only know one thing, the plane above us is much stronger than a large country outside the region that came before, they still have to use people to drive over, and our own will fly over to transport relief materials, and our helicopters are better than theirs on this basis. ”
Xia Baoan's trick is to lead the water to the east, divert the contradictions, and unanimously play with the outside world, whether it is a scientific school or a feng shui school, in the final analysis, it is nationalistic, and every day newspapers and magazines say how advanced a foreign country is, how advanced science and technology are, and even the specious aliens are envious, saying that the only thing on the earth that can compete with an alien civilization is a foreign power.
But now?
Why do you still use people to pilot the helicopters, so that you have the ability to get rid of them? Oh, forgot, their helicopters not only have to be piloted, but they also like to lie down.
As a result, the fishermen who had been arguing endlessly suddenly changed their painting style and began to complain ruthlessly about a large country outside the region, and the scientific school led by the village teacher believed that a large country in the East had surpassed a large country outside the region in the field of unmanned driving, and the national pride exploded instantly.
The feng shui faction led by Lao Gao is even more high-profile to claim that all kinds of gods believed in by a large country outside the region are all younger brothers in the feng shui system of the Chinese people, otherwise you let their masters try, can you invite gods and ghosts to fly the plane?
Therefore, the Tao of the ancestors is the most core thing, and this Tao is rooted in the genes of the nation, so the national pride is even more inflated than that of the Scientology.
Yellen has been learning about the basic situation on the scene from the translator, trying to figure out what is going on with the helicopter above, so as to form a complete logical chain to report to the Rush, but it sounds bad to listen to the whole person, why did the fishermen who watched the island start to start a spit meeting against a foreign power while talking?
As a result, Yellen still hasn't figured out the situation yet, but Christina over there seized the opportunity to make up for it: "Mr. Yellen, I heard that you are a devout believer, why don't you send out your work, pray and pray, and see if your God can restore your HH-65 helicopter to its original state?"