Chapter 16: My Ghost Life Has No Regrets

"Then are you a man or a woman?" Lin Wu couldn't help but ask.

Xiao Qin's current appearance is a big star image known as a fairy sister, and she is also sixteen or seventeen years old at the peak of her appearance, like a budding snow lotus, very aura and immortal.

However, when Lin Wu thought that behind this appearance, it was actually a man, and he had the urge to go crazy.

No matter how beautiful a beauty is, once it is the same sex, is there still any value in exploring the depths?

Oh,, get rough.

"I'm a man......"

Xiao Qin said, observing the change in Lin Wu's expression with interest, and seeing that he was disappointed, he continued: "...... It's still a woman, does it matter?"

"Of course it's important. Lin Wu nodded solemnly, how can the man YY those bold ideas?

"Trust me, it doesn't matter. Xiao Qin waved his hand, "People and ghosts have different paths, I'm not your wife, and you can't do anything, so I'm a man or a woman, is there a difference? Hurry up and put away all the disgusting thoughts in your head, you are not afraid that I will suddenly take out a big ......."

"Oops, enough is enough, enough is enough!"

The corners of Lin Wu's mouth twitched when she heard this, and she hurriedly interrupted her.

God, imagine it a little, the fairy sister I saw on the screen when I was a child, suddenly stood in front of you, smiling and beautiful, you thought it was a chance encounter arranged by God, and said in surprise that it was so coincidental, and then she also smiled and said yes, such a coincidence, I will show you a big baby, and then suddenly took out a big ......

Stop!

Stop there.

The image of the fairy sister in childhood was already about to die, and now even the remnants of the mind are shattered.

Lin Wu suddenly hated his excessive brain replenishment ability, it was too sad.

"Why do you seem to be so sad?" Xiao Qin couldn't help but look at Lin Wu suspiciously, "Why don't I become your wife and hug you to comfort me?"

“...... Don't!"

Lin Wu hurriedly took a step back and glanced at the lower part of her lower abdomen with some palpitations.

What if she becomes Li Luyao and hugs him, what if he is pushed by something hard, then he will have a psychological shadow on Li Luyao for the rest of his life.

"By the way, do you have anything to do with me?" Lin Wu couldn't help but ask.

"No, I just wanted to see what you were like when you were alive. Xiao Qin said casually: "I didn't expect the matchmaker to be reborn." ”

"Since you're not my wife, what do you have to do with me?" Lin Wu wondered.

"You have no friends. Xiao Qin shook his head and said, "How can a murderous ghost like you have friends? ”

"Me?" Lin Wu looked confused, "Is it so middle two after I die?"

Xiao Qin shrugged, "God knows what your obsession was before you died, you actually sheltered a large number of female ghosts and shocked and subdued a group of powerful ghosts." ”

"Oh, are you the powerful ghost I subdued?" Lin Wu suddenly said.

"Of course not. Xiao Qin shook his head, "If I were a powerful ghost who was subdued by you, I would have knelt down tremblingly by now, how dare I scare you? I am a bit similar to the matchmaker, I am more special in the ghosts, and I have a personal career." ”

"Personal career?"

"Actually, we're both the best in the world. Xiao Qin said with a smile: "You are known as the most terrifying ghost in the world, and I am known as the most human-like ghost in the world, and they generally call me 'contact'." ”

"Contact?"

"Unless there are yin and yang eyes, or some specific conditions, most people can't see ghosts, and most ghosts can't communicate with people. ”

Xiao Qin said, and suddenly laughed confidently: "And I'm more powerful, do you see any difference between me and you, a living person?"

Lin Wu immediately said: "You can't applaud love. ”

“......”

Xiao Qin glanced at him speechlessly, "I mean words and deeds, have you ever seen a ghost more human-like than me?"

Lin Wu didn't speak, but muttered in his heart: I, the reader, can speak, and I am polite, and I know how to knock on the door first, and I also pull the hook......

"It's rare to find a good person like me who can communicate with living people at will without resentment. ”

Xiao Qin boasted to himself, and said: "And I can become someone else's appearance, so there are often ghosts who ask me to become the other party's appearance to fulfill his wishes in life, such as taking care of his family or something." ”

"You can go with peace of mind, your wife and daughter, I will raise you?"

Lin Wu's eyes lit up, "A promising career, how can you charge for it?"

"Voluntary labor. Xiao Qin said casually: "I'm not a powerful ghost who survives on resentment, this is the obsession that has not dissipated after my death." ”

Lin Wu was in awe, "The volunteer in the ghost is amazing." ”

Xiao Qin smiled shyly, "Of course, sometimes when I meet someone rich, I will also rob the rich and help the poor a little." ”

Lin Wu was in awe again, "The great man of chivalry, admire!"

Xiao Qin coughed embarrassedly, "It's to rob other people's wealth and help my poor." ”

“......”

Lin Wu was stunned, "You are a dead man, why do you want money?"

"Of course it's enjoyment. Xiao Qin said with a smile: "Although I can't eat and drink, I can still watch dramas, play games, travel, and occasionally pretend to be a star, so my life is not too comfortable." ”

"There is no one who can live to be like you. Lin Wu sighed.

"That's right, my ghost has no regrets. ”

Xiao Qin nodded proudly, and said with a smile: "Why don't you die too, and enjoy the wonderful ghost life with me?" Not only are you not bound by the law, but you can also stay young forever." ”

"Forget it, I'm still a virgin, how boring it is to die. Lin Wu waved his hand.

"Cut, don't think I don't know, you rascals like to pretend to be virgins. ”

Xiao Qin sneered, shook his head again, and said: "But you are also a terrible ghost after you die, and your resentment is too heavy, and you can't enjoy it with peace of mind, after all, even the terrible ghost like the matchmaker who has lived for thousands of years is more difficult to speak, and she can only recite love poems all day long." ”

Lin Wu was stunned and said: "Is it difficult for the matchmaker to speak? Isn't her obsession a matchmaker? If it is difficult to speak, how can you talk about matchmaking?"

"Her red line is not only a marriage red line, but also a torture tool. Xiao Qin said with a smile: "If the other party doesn't agree, she will be more rude, and if she doesn't agree, she has to agree." ”

“......”

Lin Wu was speechless, completely understanding why Li Luyao had to marry him.

Is this also called a matchmaker?

This is obviously torture to extract confessions, okay!

Lin Wu's face suddenly darkened: "Damn, so to speak, none of my wives are true love?"

"There are also female ghosts who take the initiative to marry you and thank you. Xiao Qin said casually: "Of course, if you are forced to marry your female ghost by the matchmaker, she will definitely not like you, and maybe she will resent you, so you are miserable." ”

"What should I do then?" Lin Wu felt a pain in his brain.

"I can't help it, or you're going to die soon, right?" Xiao Qin sincerely suggested: "You are so fierce after you die, those female ghosts dare not resist you, you can pose whatever you want." ”

Lin Wu rolled his eyes, "Everyone is dead, what's the point? I still have a beautiful wife at home, why are you looking for a female ghost?"

"Then whatever you want. ”

Xiao Qin waved his hand indifferently, pressed the elevator casually, and walked out of the elevator, and said without looking back: "That's it, let's talk next time, you can come to 901 to find me if you have something." ”