Chapter 168: It's so greasy and oily
The reason why the four-eyed Taoist chief wants to drink oil.
It's because of the original book.
The four-eyed Taoist is controlled by Master Ikkyu's spell, and if he wants to solve the spell, he must drink a jar of oil.
Nanchen had already expected everything, and he couldn't help but be a little stunned when he saw it at this time.
In the past, in the movie, the actor who played the four-eyed Taoist didn't drink real oil.
It could be beer, it could be iced tea, it could be something else.
Anyway, no oil was drunk.
But after crossing through here, the current four-eyed Taoist chief drank it, and it was real oil.
Then a jar, really let the four-eyed Taoist drink it up.
When Nanchen thought about it, he felt stuffy.
Qiusheng next to him was even more dumbfounded:
"Teacher, uncle, he's so dignified, why do you drink oil?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the four-eyed Taoist had finished his last sip.
The whole person opened his mouth wide and fell to the ground with a helpless face.
And Jiale hurriedly took over the cylinder and said with concern:
"Master, how do you feel after drinking a jar of oil?"
The four-eyed Taoist looked bitter:
"I think it's oily, greasy, ......and slippery."
After speaking, a mouthful of sesame oil came out of his mouth.
This Nima put a cucumber in it and patted some minced garlic.
It can be made into garlic cucumbers.
Seeing this, Nanchen and Qiusheng also walked over.
Qiusheng hurriedly asked:
"Uncle Shi, why are you drinking so much sesame oil?"
And the four-eyed Taoist slowly got up.
That has the heart to deal with Qiusheng.
With a big belly full of sesame oil, like a resentful woman.
Wandering, pointing out of the house, he shouted weakly:
"You have a kind, you also made my belly bigger and flattened ......"
As he spoke, the four-eyed Taoist took out two more mouthfuls of sesame oil.
Qiusheng saw that the four-eyed Taoist ignored him, so he said to Jiale:
"Jiale, what's wrong with Uncle Shi?"
Jiale was a little embarrassed, after all, it was his master's ugliness, and he was embarrassed to speak......
I didn't say a word for a long time.
And the four-eyed Taoist suddenly said to Jiale:
"Jiale, help the teacher to go to the toilet......"
"Yes, it's the master......"
After speaking, Jiale helped the four-eyed Taoist to go to the toilet.
As soon as the two left, Nanchen said to Qiusheng:
"Senior brother, Uncle Shi just fought with Master Yixiu.
After being hit by Master Yixiu's technique, he drank a jar of sesame oil. ”
"Ah, how do you know?"
Qiusheng was puzzled, after all, Nanchen went out of the room with him.
He didn't know anything, how Nanchen could know clearly.
Nanchen smiled:
"I woke up a long time ago and heard it in the house. ”
Nanchen made an excuse.
Qiusheng let out an "oh" at this time, and couldn't help but glance at Master Yixiu.
"I didn't expect this Master Xiu to have this way.
I used to hear my master say that my uncle's cultivation was not much weaker than his.
And if he turns on the magic technique, he is not an opponent.
But I didn't expect that the fighting method was lost to Master Yixiu......"
Nanchen didn't argue, but stood at the door, looking out at the road.
According to the speed of the plot, it should be tomorrow, and the zombie uncle will come.
And Nanchen also thought of a countermeasure in his heart.
So today, he must have all the means ready for the unexpected.
And he prepared two plans.
The first plan, which should be the most difficult to implement, but the least dangerous.
That is, before the zombie emperor uncle was split into a coffin by thunder and lightning, he was killed in advance.
If you want to kill this zombie in advance, you have to get in the way.
For example, the officers and soldiers who escorted the coffin, the Ouchi guards or something.
When it comes to implementation, it's a bit of a hassle.
But Nanchen already has a plan and is ready to use **.
As long as these obstructors are stunned, it should be much easier to convince the four-eyed Taoist and others.
It really didn't work, so he forcibly released the zombie emperor.
When that time comes, the four-eyed Taoist can't care if he doesn't want to.
In this way, the result of killing the zombie emperor uncle in advance can also be achieved.
It didn't make him become violent and ferocious after absorbing the power of thunder and lightning, and finally killed the Chizuru Dao Chief.
If the second plan were to be implemented directly, it would be relatively simple, but it would be much more dangerous.
Tonight, all he had to do was go ahead and dig a ditch.
Make this section of the road muddy and destroy it at the same time.
The cart that escorted the golden coffin was extremely load-bearing.
When the time comes, you can't walk even if you want to.
A delay of a day or two should not be a problem.
After all, the weight of a golden coffin is not a joke.
If you can't kill zombies in advance during this period.
Then you can only wait for the golden coffin to be struck by lightning, and the zombie absorbs the power of thunder and lightning and rises the coffin on its own.
At that time, everyone will inevitably join forces to deal with it.
It's just, the zombies of that time.
It must be ferocious and abnormal, and it is difficult to deal with.
Otherwise, Chizuru Dao Chang would not be in the original book.
Basically, I didn't have much resistance and was bitten.
In the end, the corpse poison attacked his heart, and he had to kill himself.
Therefore, Nanchen in order to save the Chizuru Dao in advance.
I plan to reverse the plot again.,Fight with the corrective power of this world.。
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist chief wailed in the toilet for a long time.
Only then did he walk out with the support of Jiale.
Then I was stuffy all the way back to my room to rest.
But the belly is still a lot smaller.
Qiusheng saw that there was nothing wrong, it was still early, and he planned to sleep again.
Nanchen, on the other hand, walked into the pharmacy of the four-eyed Taoist at this time.
The pharmacy is at the back of the house, and there are all kinds of medicine bottles, many of which are poisons.
In the original book.
Uncle Zombie Emperor, in the end, was forcibly poured with all kinds of poisons from the Four-Eyed Dao Chief.
and a snake that ate one and drank glutinous rice water.
Only then did he turn the evil qi in the zombie emperor's body from the inside and finally kill him.
Therefore, Nanchen firmly believes.
In the pharmacy of the four-eyed Taoist, there should be **.
As soon as he entered the pharmacy of the four-eyed Taoist, he asked for a smell of medicine.
In the room, there are a lot of herbs, as well as bottles.
There are labels on the top, and there are pharmaceutical formulas and effects pressed below, so it can be said that it is very complete.
From curing diseases and saving people, to harming people and turning corpses, there are all kinds of medicines.
In the middle, there is even a Dan furnace.
These four-eyed Dao masters can actually refine pills, no wonder there are so many medicinal herbs.
Nanchen also quickly found a bottle with "sweat medicine" written on it.
After comparing the prescriptions and labeling the effects, Nanchen collected all the bottles of ** in case of emergency.
Then, he exited the pharmacy of the four-eyed Taoist.
The next step is to dig a ditch on the main road in front of you to block the pace of the coffin escort procession.
But this has to be done at night.
Therefore, during the day, he still practiced as usual, and he didn't see anything unusual.
The four-eyed Taoist drank a jar of oil, and today he was sluggish all day, constantly stuffy.
But after eating some chemical food powder, in the evening, it was a little better.
After late at night, Nanchen secretly got up from the bed.
Then from the demolition of the house, a hoe and shovel were found.
Alone, quietly left the yard.
Walk towards the canal in front of the main road.
When Nanchen came, he observed the geographical environment here.
I also have an understanding of the location of the canal.
Although it hasn't rained for a long time, this canal is brought from the small river, and the water flow is relatively sufficient.
And not far ahead, the aqueduct is just one section above the road.
As long as this position is dug up, the water in the canal will instantly flood the road.
The roads of this era are all dirt roads.
Once it comes into contact with water, it becomes muddy.
If Nanchen released the water from the canal, at least let this section of the road, at least three or four hundred meters, be soaked in water.
It's okay for people to walk through with their trouser legs, but the coffin vehicle will definitely not be able to pass.
Because that thing, it's too heavy.
In this way, it can cut off the way of the coffin escort procession.
A detour?
This place is all hillsides and trails, and this is the way to go.
At that time, the coffin escort team could only stay in the house of the four-eyed Taoist or the master of Yixiu, who did not go to the village in front of the village or did not set up a shop.
As long as the Chizuru Taoist and the four-eyed Taoist and the Ichishu Taoist priest live together.
Then the possibility of him being bitten to death is very small.
As for this zombie, even if it is struck by thunder in the end, the corpse is tricked out of the coffin.
Such a master combined will definitely be able to kill him here.
And this is all the plan designed by Nanchen......