☆、07300-I don't feel the danger

Bu Wuci: "Because our company's daily reputation is not very good, large companies will definitely wait and see for a while. Now everyone is still unsure whether this is a real person or not, what is there to rush about. ”

Employee: "So he's a real person?"

Bu Wuci opened the video so that the employees could see me.

I nodded to the employee.

The employee was excited: "Lao Bu, real people are obviously more beautiful than the photos you posted, what kind of photography skills do you have? ”

Bu Wuci: "The point is not whether the truth is restored, but whether it can be detonated." The first wave has stabilized, and the next step is for our company to push him into a star. ”

Employee: "Our company, but our company doesn't have this business." ”

Bu Wuci: "It's been there since today." You're familiar with the process of adding new business, right? I've hired two people who are experts in this area, and they'll join our group later. ”

Employee: "Oh oh, yes, no problem. ”

After the call, Ji Yuncai, who pulled Pei Yue to hide in the corner to prevent him from entering the camera, asked Bu Wuci at the moment the video was opened: "The insider you hired refers to me and Ji Yuan?"

Bu Wuci: "Of course. ”

Ji Yun: "But don't talk about Ji Yuan, I may have been blacklisted by major companies now." ”

Bu Wuci: "You can not use your real name when you join the group." When you join the group, you'll find that a lot of people don't have real names. I know everyone in the group, and many of the other people in the group don't know each other. After all, we are preparing to do a very dangerous thing, and we must have a strong sense of confidentiality. ”

Ji Yun: "I always feel that I am getting deeper and deeper into a dangerous field. ”

That being said, I don't feel any danger in my specific work.

The regular process in this world is to plan celebrities as a career, including a study period, internship period, formal employment, etc. After the formal entry, it can be regarded as a real entry into the entertainment industry, and the study period and internship period not only have to learn to do more, but also have many assessments, and only after passing the assessment can you get the graduation certificate and qualification certificate, and you can only join the company after holding the certificate.

There is no such thing as being seen by a scout today and being on the show tomorrow. The scout is just looking for students for the entertainment industry.

Students can find brief information and a photo or two in the training list of their entertainment company, and they can show their faces slightly in a small number of shows during the internship stage, both of which are not allowed to be live-streamed.

☆、07301-Meow Meow Meow

Many small companies are qualified to arrange courses and recruit students, but the assessment criteria and internship arrangements are in the hands of the top five large companies. So obviously, the seedlings who can enter a large company will definitely not choose a small company, and the students who enter a small company must be psychologically prepared that they will not be able to really enter the star industry in their lifetime.

Pei Yue threw aside the 'Celebrity Must-Learn Course' and compiled a list of 'the most anticipated celebrity live broadcast content by the public' for me, and asked me to choose the part I am interested in from the list, and then make it in the way I am interested. Bu Wuci arranged for someone to take a video of me within five minutes.

I chose the 'Reading a beautiful article' first, and then read a horror story, a homicide notice, and a few paragraphs of the law without any ups and downs.

Shi Yi, the little brother in charge of shooting the video: "......"

Then I chose to groom my pet. Because according to the rules of the system, it costs Pei Yue's points for hairballs and other animals to come out, not to mention that Pei Yue has no points left now, even if he still has a deposit, he will not spend it just for my familiar hands, so he took a turn around the neighborhood and caught a wild cat and came back.

It's dirty, and it's more important to take a bath than to comb it.

...... But I won't. I've never bathed a cat with my own hands - the furball itself will be handled with psychic power - and I can safely use bathing-level psychic power now, but it's not suitable for people who don't know psychic power.

- If you were in the Overworld, you wouldn't have to worry about that. When the mortals of the main world saw the monk's spiritual power cleansing method, they would say at most two words, 'It's so convenient, I want it too', and most of them were so used to it that they didn't bother to look at it at all.

Pei Yue stood outside the camera, and after changing his voice—his voice would be left in the video and made public together, so he had to avoid being recognized by the enemy as soon as he heard it—gloating: "You can't learn, everything has a first time." Oh, I've opened the cat washing tutorial for you, and the key points are also highlighted, so you can do it step by step. ”

Me: "You think this will hurt me?"

I'm rusty with the bath, but I'm really familiar with cats, and I can let myself exude the smell of a cat, so that cats are confused, well-behaved, and don't make trouble.

I opened my mouth and meowed to the dirty wildcat.

The wildcat, who was already nervous, immediately pricked up its ears and stared at me with wide eyes.

Me: "Meow, meow, meow." ”

Wildcat: "Meow?"

Me: "Meow." ”

Wildcat pensive. Wildcat nodded.

That's it.

☆、07302-It's all very simple

I opened the cat's cage, untied the knotted fur for it, and then took it into the fully equipped bathroom, set the water temperature, and the cat went into the basin and washed it by itself.

Shi Yi was dumbfounded.

Pei Yue reminded him: "Don't crook the camera, pay attention to keeping people and cats in the camera." ”

Shi Yi: "No, what's the situation with the cat? Didn't you say it was a wild cat? Excuse me, right? Is this a professional actor cat that you have trained in advance?"

Pei Yue: "You're right, this is a cat actor who is preparing to debut with Pei Lin." It's a pity that the entertainment industry doesn't issue certificates to animal actors. ”

Shi Yi: "......"

Because the name 'Ji Yuan' is now too sensitive in the entertainment industry, Pei Yue used a fake name in Bu Wuci Company and called Pei Yue.

Fortunately, the world is very repulsive to the public appearance of non-celebrities, and Ji Yuan's appearance as an agent is not familiar to the public, so Pei Yue doesn't have to disguise his face every day - of course, it is not okay to shoot a video that will be played publicly, the spread is too wide, and he may directly bump into Qu Jiang.

Therefore, no matter how many disadvantages there are in any kind of rule, it will always show some advantages in some places, and sometimes these advantages are very powerful.

For example, ordinary people in this world don't have to worry about their daily casual sentences being recorded and posted on the Internet, and being taken out of context and spread infinitely. People who see it will dislike that this is not a celebrity, feel that it is not qualified to be disseminated, and feel hurt to see it, so they take the initiative to help delete it.

Even the news reports pay great attention to covering the faces and body shapes of passers-by, and the mosaics are so blurry that even men and women cannot be distinguished, and idlers are not qualified to be interviewed at all.

The third subject I chose was cooking. First cut a shredded tofu, then carve a lotus flower with a pear, then a boneless fish, and finally a thin slice of potatoes.

Shi Yi: "The difficulty doesn't seem to be balanced?"

Me: "No, it's all the same level of simplicity for me." "As I spoke, I fried the thinly sliced potatoes in hot oil.

Shi Yi: "If you want to stay in shape, you can't eat this." ”

Me: "I'm fine. I've been in the kitchen for many years, and I won't get out of shape no matter how I eat. ”

The next videos also include writing, morning jogging, watering flowers, etc.

After performing all the things on the list that I didn't reject, I said, "Let's record something that the public is not interested in watching celebrities do." Of course, it's not illegal. ”

Then I explained to the camera my confusion that 'ordinary people can't live stream, can't be the protagonist of advertising', and then said: "I can't make ends meet now, I need to make money, can you pay me to see my beautiful face after seeing it? Since you think that non-celebrities are not qualified to appear in public videos, what if you see my appearance as a transaction? I let you admire the beautiful face, and you pay the viewing fee, which is also fair, isn't it?"

☆、07303-may not exist before

Me: "If you're willing to pay for admission to see the beauty, what's wrong with paying for the beauty?"

Shi Yi cooperated with me to record it, but after the recording, he was very worried: "Do these really have to be broadcast publicly? Not to mention the blunt provocation of the last one, even if the previous ones nominally cater to the public's interest, the appearance you show is very different from what normal celebrities do." Your performance is too ......"

He seemed to have a hard time finding the right adjectives.

Me: "Life-oriented, down-to-earth, not dignified and beautiful enough, too exposed shortcomings?"

Shi Yi smiled: "It's cute." ”

After the cute me video was released, it attracted a lot of scolding.

After the first video was broadcast, everyone didn't react, because the broadcast scale arranged by Bu Wuci was the level of second-tier star advertising, and most people didn't expect that the protagonist of this video was an unknown person, and thought it was a new star, so they were busy looking for my information.

But soon they discover that the only information they can find is the photo that was sent to some people's private mailboxes, and then they realize that they have been teased by an unknown person from the beginning of the photo. Then there was the burning of anger.

My puppet neighbors didn't associate me with the 'me' they knew, and they had the impression that 'I' seemed to be an ignorant kid who kept his head down, was rather gloomy, and defied his father, and the people in my college classmates who mentioned it only said 'it seems a little familiar' at most, and still didn't think of me.

It seems that before I used this puppet identity, 'I' had always been a very vague existence, and I had not been able to leave a clear impression on anyone.

Sure enough, it's like an image that I forcibly joined this world in order to give me an identity.

I went back to 'my' home, confronted Chef and asked, "Have you ever wondered what your life would be like without me?"

Chef: "Not really. I will be the same as I am now, circling around this little restaurant every day. I used all the time I spent teaching you to cook when I was a kid cooking. Except for one less childcare fee, it doesn't make much difference. ”

Me: "If you don't have children, you will save more, or will you open a restaurant in a bigger place?"

Chef: "With less financial pressure, I spend less time opening my shop and more time researching new dishes. The end result was just enough money for me to live on. I didn't open a store to make a lot of money. ”

Me: "You'll be like this with me or without me......"

Chef: "Otherwise, you think you're indispensable?"

Me: "No, I'm just wondering if I really exist. Did you see that non-celebrity video? My college roommate, who had been with me for four years, didn't realize that the main character of the video was me, and neither did the neighbors. When they angrily denounced the protagonist of the video in front of me for being shameless, they would invite me to scold me along. ”

Me: "What about you? Do you realize?"

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