"One two three four,are you ready......?

Ye Shu sang a lyric that came out of his head and entered the apartment, although it was hard to listen to, but this lyric just matched his state at the moment and his mood that was difficult to hide, and it was more domineering than the classic "I, Hu Hansan, am back again".

The sudden voice frightened the old talent who was watching the film in the hut, and he walked out of the hut angrily, seeing Ye Shu who was smiling, the old man was stunned, and the expression on his face kept changing, some surprised, some surprised, and a little angry.

"Brother is back, what's the matter? I don't know you?" Ye Shu put down the things in his hand and opened his arms with a smile, intending to greet the old man's embrace.

As a result, Ye Shu was disappointed, and the old man did not have the welcome of Ruyan, but picked up a notepad at the front desk and smashed it over, "You bastard, didn't you go back to your hometown to start a business? Why did you come back again?"

Ye Shu took the notepad and smiled, "There are few opportunities in my hometown, and besides, I won't farm, I plan to come back and wander around, what's the matter, don't you welcome it?"

"Fart!" The old man walked out of the front desk and punched Ye Shu, his eyes were a little moist, and when he saw Tan Xiao walking in behind Ye Shu, the old man squeezed out a smile and said hello, "Officer Tan is here too." I wanted to shake hands, but when my hands were raised, I found that Tan Xiao was holding something in both hands, and he didn't know whether to put his hands down.

Seeing this, Ye Shu gave Lao Cai a kick and reprimanded: "What are you doing in a daze? I don't have any eyesight, help pick it up." ”

"Eh, eh. Lao Cai took the pocket and suitcase in Tan Xiao's hand, and looked at the two of them suspiciously, "You guys...... Are you coming back together?"

"Nonsense, can't you see it?" Ye Shu stood beside Tan Xiao, hugged Tan Xiao's shoulder and pasted it hard, proudly showing off to the old man: "Let me introduce you solemnly, Ms. Tan Xiao, now I have officially become my Ye Shu's wife, we are already a legal husband and wife, the marriage certificate is in the bag, I can let you appreciate it for a while, and you can make up the money when you go back." ”

"What?" The pocket in Lao Cai's hand fell to the ground all of a sudden, and Ye Shu's announcement was a little too sudden, and a little too unexpected. Looking at Tan Xiao again, a happy smile on his face proved that Ye Shu was not lying.

"You ......" The old man pointed at the two of them and looked at them for a long time, still unable to believe this fact.

Ye Shu enjoyed Lao Cai's expression very much, looked at him with an incredible expression with a smile, and gave Lao Cai another kick after a long time, "Don't get in the way, help carry things up, we didn't let you rent out that house, right?"

"No, no, how can it?" the old man smiled and carried Tan Xiao's things up the stairs, Tan Xiao wanted to carry something, but he didn't let him.

"I'm back again. ”

Looking at the furnishings in the house, they were exactly the same as when they left, but there was one more thing in the house, which was Ye Shu's mount - a gust of wind. I didn't expect to be able to come back here alive, Ye Shu and Tan Xiao were a little teary-eyed, and when they entered the house, everything was so familiar, just like going out in the morning and now just coming back from work. The house is very clean, someone should clean it often, the windows are bright and clean, and even the wheels of "a gust of wind" are polished as new.

The old man put the things into the house and explained to them: "After you leave, Xiaohui will help clean this room and keep it exactly the same as before." ”

Ye Shu smiled, "It's embarrassing for this child, I didn't hurt her in vain." ”

The old man snorted, "You didn't hurt her in vain, she cried for you several times." ”

"Why are you crying for me?" Ye Shu looked at the old man puzzled.

The old man glanced at him, and snorted and said, "What are you crying for, what do you say?" As he spoke, he walked to the desk in Ye Shu's room, and took out a card under the computer mouse pad, "Why do you still put the money here when you go home to do business, and there is a password written on the back, I checked it, a full 200,000 yuan, what are you doing?

Ye Shu smiled and said nothing.

"Are you still smiling?" Lao Cai threw the bank card on the coffee table, "You kid and I are honest, what the hell is going on? Throw down the money for no reason and say that you have returned to your hometown, have you encountered any difficulties? When I reacted and called you, you turned off your phone, Xiaohui and I thought something had happened to you." The old man glanced at Tan Xiao on the side, and continued: "You are gone, Officer Tan is also gone, I thought you had committed something, Officer Tan went to arrest you, and asked the relationship to ask around, no one has seen you inside......"

Listening to Lao Cai's constant complaints, Ye Shu kept smiling, and he was very relieved that someone still cared about him. After the old man finished speaking, Ye Shu said slowly: "You are right, I encountered something, to be exact, not only me, but me and Xiaoxiao, the two of us." The two of us were injured in the last case, and we couldn't check it out in the hospital, it was very serious at the time, and we both thought we wouldn't survive, so I planned to go back to my hometown and wait for death, Xiaoxiao and I went back together, and the money in the card was left by me for you and Xiaohui. ”

"What?" the old man was taken aback again, and looked at Ye Shu and Tan Xiao carefully, "Then you ...... now?"

Ye Shu laughed, "We are still human beings, not unjust souls." ”

The old man punched Ye Shu, "I didn't mean that, I mean you are cured now, or are you still ......"

"We're all fine, and by chance, we've healed our wounds, so isn't this coming back again? ”

"If you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing, and you will be able to return with a beauty. Hearing Ye Shu say that they were fine, Lao Cai was very happy and smiled from ear to ear.

Suddenly, Lao Cai became depressed, took the bank card, and looked at Ye Shu with a sad face, "Then you are back, and your 'inheritance' is gone?"

"What do you say?" Ye Shu smiled and snatched the bank card from the old man's hand, "Brother, I have a wife now, and I can't spend money lavishly." He handed it to Tan Xiao, "Wife, you can take our family's money." ”

Tan Xiao smiled shyly, slapped Ye Shu lightly, and said, "It's not right", but naturally took the bank card.

Seeing their affection, the old man sighed, "Alas, if I had known this, I would have taken it out and spent some of it first." After speaking, he stood up and walked out, "You clean up first, and when Xiaohui comes back from school in a while, let's go out and have a good drink, and give you a good meal, but the money has to be spent by you, you are married, and you don't notify me, and the wedding wine has to be made up." ”

"Okay. Without Ye Shu agreeing, Tan Xiao happily agreed.

"Hey, wait a minute. ”

The old people all went out, but they were stopped by Ye Shu again.

"What are you doing?" said the old man angrily, and he still learned Ye Shu's Northeast accent.

"Nothing. Ye Shu pointed to the "gust of wind" in the center of the room, "Move it down, take up more space here." ”

"Roll the calf, move yourself, the thief sinks. I was afraid that someone would break it downstairs, so in order to push this broken iron lump up, I found several people to waste a day's energy, and went downstairs to figure out a way by myself. The old man turned around and walked away with a huff.

"Hey, I don't know how to help people to the end, so neat, I don't remember it at all. ”

"Who is rare. "The old man has already descended the stairs.

Ye Shu closed the door, opened the suitcase with Tan Xiao, took out the clothes and stuffed a box of specialties with the Ding family, and sorted out the things one by one before placing them one by one.

I washed it briefly and changed my clothes, the temperature in Yanjing is higher than that in the Northeast, and it is a little hot to wear a coat, and it is appropriate to wear short sleeves.

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

After a knock on the door, the door opened, and Cai Hui stood in the door and looked inside. After seeing Ye Shu, he shouted excitedly, "Ah, Brother Ye, you're really back." Then he pushed the door and ran in and jumped to Ye Shu's side.

"yes, I'm back. Ye Shu patted Caihui's head and helped her take off her schoolbag, it seemed that she had just come back from school.

"Why is school so late?"

"I didn't finish my homework and was left behind. ”

"Why don't you do your homework yet?"

"Oh, don't you say it, are you bothered? Why are you going there all this time? My dad said you went back to your hometown, right?" Seeing Tan Xiao coming out of the bathroom, Cai Hui's face was stunned, and she nodded at Tan Xiao, "Officer Tan." "It's a greeting, it's completely different from Ye Shu.

"Xiaohui is here?"

Tan Xiao smiled slightly, knowing that this child had a good relationship with Ye Shu, he took a bag of hazelnuts and pine nuts and put them in front of Xiaohui, "Try this, this is a specialty of your brother Ye's hometown, pure wild." ”

Caihui didn't take the nuts, but looked up at Tan Xiao and asked, "Where did you go back to your hometown with Brother Ye?"

"yes. Tan Xiao sat on the other side of Ye Shu, took a hazelnut and handed it to Ye Shu, Ye Shu put his hands together, easily crushed the hard shell, and handed the person to Tan Xiao. Tan Xiao turned out to be a good person and handed it to Caihui again, "You taste it, it's delicious." ”

Caihui looked at the two of them when they came back, "What's the situation with you? ”

Ye Shu laughed, took Tan Xiao's hand and Caihui and said: "Let me introduce to you, this is your sister-in-law Ye, Tan Xiao, don't Officer Tan in the future, Officer Tan's call, just call sister-in-law directly." ”

Caihui pursed her lips, "I call her sister-in-law, so what does my dad call her?"

"Call her brother and sister. ”

"What generation?"

Not only was Caihui unhappy, but even Tan Xiao felt that Ye Shu was too foolish.

"Then you call her sister-in-law, and let your father call her Officer Tan, anyway, I call your father Lao Cai all the time. ”

"Okay. Caihui nodded, acknowledging the title, and then stood up and greeted Ye Shu and Tan Xiao, "Brother Ye, sister-in-law Ye, go downstairs, the old man downstairs asked me to invite you to dinner." ”

"Okay. ”

Tan Xiao carried a bag of mountain goods and local products, pulled Caihui to walk in front, Ye Shu pushed the motorcycle and walked behind, the space in the house was limited, and he still had to push the "gust of wind" downstairs.

The restaurant they were looking for was the same one they went to before, it was almost nine o'clock, and there were still a lot of people. The old man made up his mind to slaughter Ye Shu, the four of them asked for a big bag, the dishes were expensive, seafood or anything was not counted, the crabs were fat at this time, the crabs were more than one and a half catties, he asked for twenty, and he didn't drink homely ones like Erguotou and Yanjing, so he had to drink imported foreign wine. Ye Shu knew that this guy was going to make up for the little tears he had shed for himself before with food.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the old talented father and daughter once again revealed their true feelings, and bluntly said that they thought they would never see Ye Shu again, it was not that they didn't want to take the money in the card, but they just thought that it was specially left for them by Ye Shu, and they were reluctant to take it, where Ye Shu put it, where did they keep it.

In the face of the old talented father and daughter, Ye Shu didn't hide too much, and told them how he and Tan Xiao were poisoned by the snake and what changes had happened in their bodies. At the same time, he also briefly told their father and daughter about the encounter of returning home, how to escape, how to be chased and killed, how to fall off the cliff, including the big snake, all told their father and daughter, but they didn't tell them the real cause of the snake's death and what happened in the cave, only that the big snake fell to his death, but the two of them survived. As for how they ate raw snake meat and how they came out of the mountains, it was almost interpreted by Ye Shu into an adventure novel.

Even if Ye Shu cut corners and made up nonsense to tell, it still made the father and daughter stunned, the plot was too unbelievable, and they even believed that the snake venom on Ye Shu and Tan Xiao could be eliminated, and it should be that they ate the meat of the big snake.

After listening to the surprised part, the father and daughter had to listen to the romance part again, which made Ye Shu a little shy and twisted, and under Caihui's repeated questioning, he said a rough idea, he wanted to say that he was courted, but seeing Tan Xiao's unkind gaze, Ye Shu had to say that he took the initiative, and the process was tortuous and full of tests