Chapter 240 These two takeaways, I feel that the painting style is a bit mismatched?
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The next day, noon.
Jiang Chen began to deliver takeaways, and this is the third order today.
"Huh, what kind of order, it's going to be sent to the Green Gym!"
Jiang Chen couldn't cry or laugh: "Moreover, there are actually two servings? one is ~~ Starbucks pure vegetable and fruit weight loss light food salad, and the other is KFC McSpicy Family Bucket, or super large!"
These two takeaways, I feel that the painting style is a bit mismatched?
A slimming one, a pure meat one?
And it's the same person.
What the hell is this?
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The other side.
Recently, Liu Lan has had a bit of a bad time.
Since being recognized by the senior connoisseur - Jiang Chen, and through Su Xiaoxiao's matter, her classmates have known her true face, and the people around her have gradually alienated her, and life has become more and more difficult.
To put it simply, it is her life event and ultimate goal - hanging the golden beetle son-in-law and the rich cause, which has been sluggish and has not made any progress at all.
Liu Lan is so angry!
"Damn Jiang Chen, it's all you!
"No, I'm going to rise~~"
Liu Lan had an idea!
Be a female anchor!
Female anchor, the holy land of green tea scheming!
Every day, as long as you dress up carefully, turn on the highest magnification filter, pick up your mobile phone, and broadcast all kinds of broadcasts, a large number of gifts can be brushed~~
The pinnacle of life just walked up.
How good?
So, Liu Lan began the journey of female anchor pretending!
Early this morning, Liu Lan began the carefully prepared road of pretending.
makeup, painted for 2 hours.
Clothes, choose the thinnest and most transparent!
Filters, open to the maximum!
Sound, smack!
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Liu Lan thought about it, and the name of the live broadcast room gave her the most attractive "fitness long-legged Bai Fumei"!
Featuring sexy fitness cards!
"Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is a duck!"
"Today is another day full of energy. โ
Today, it's the first time I've started broadcasting, so everyone should take care of me in the future. โ
Liu Lan's appearance attracted the attention of many people at once.
The comment area suddenly became lively.
"I'll go, this new female anchor, it's very beautiful!"
"The young lady has a good appearance and figure!"
"Saliva!
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"Lan Lan, the young lady is so beautiful, the gift is brushed up~~"
On the live broadcast website, some are brainless licking dogs, and when they saw Liu Lan's appearance, they directly swiped the gifts.
A wave of carriages flew by~~
"Wow!"
Liu Lan smiled sweetly: "Refill refill! I'm flattered by the new ones!"
It's just that~~
She happened to be standing in front of a big billboard, and in the background, it was basketball star Yao Peng.
At this time, there was a sharp-eyed one who found a problem!
"The billboard behind you is basketball star Yao Peng, right?"
"Yao Peng, why do you have sharp-beaked monkey gills, like an alien?"
A bunch of fanatical licking dogs were stunned!
Talk.
"Yes, isn't Yao Peng a square face? Why did he become an alien face in the camera?"
"I'll go, Yao Peng himself saw it, and he doesn't know himself anymore!"
"Poof, laugh!~~"
If Yao Peng's face is thin like this, then this Liu Lan's real face has to be wide into a cake, right?"
"I'm rubbing!
"What a beauty filter is this, it's on to the top, right?"
"Gone, gone!"
In recent years, passers-by are not so easy to deceive, because of Yao Peng's background cards, they have all been changed to alien faces by her filters, and Liu Lan's fans who have finally accumulated have suddenly run away for more than half ~~
Liu Lan: "Crying chirp ......"
I want to cry without tears!
How so?
Shouldn't Miss Ben be dressed coolly, and as soon as she appears, a large number of licking dogs should lick the screen, kneel and lick, and pounce on them to give rewards?
Did you get the wrong script?
However, since Liu Lan dared to come to the live broadcast industry to develop, she was naturally fully prepared.
With a look in her eyes, it was time to come up with a killer idea!
"Okay, okay, I just think the beauty filter is fun, just play with it. โ
Liu Lan snorted and turned off half of the filter beauty: "Now it's my real appearance, and I'm not a live broadcast of appearance, I'm a ~~ health anchor who loves fitness! look~~"
She has long been a scheming MAX and has identified the field that straight otaku can't bear the most!
Gym!
In the gym, the beautiful woman's body, that's all leverage!
Liu Lan had already thought about how to impress these otaku!
Take retreat as advance, appearance as a supplement, and fitness as the mainstay!
She is wearing a gym vest + bodybuilding pants!
I have to say that although Liu Lan's scheming green tea can be called the top, the gym is not in vain.
Her appearance, with makeup and a level 5 beauty, 90 points!
The figure,It's also pretty good.,85 points have!Plus filter buff blessing,Direct 95 points~
A large number of otaku licked the dogs and knelt down again!
"I'm a goddess~~ true goddess!"
"And after she turns off her beauty, she is still a beauty!
"Goddess, forgive us, will you?"
"I'm the most greedy fitness goddess! body, great!"
It's another wave of gifts, brush it up~~
"Thank you, thank you for your gifts~~"
Liu Lan smiled again, sweet and full of.
sneered in his heart: "Hehe, a group of stupid birds, Miss Ben shows a little peerless grace, you can't stand it." Sure enough, the gifts kept coming. This money is so easy to make. โ
Liu Lan is full of scheming, the filter skills are just right and not exaggerated, pretending to be pure skills MAX, plus daring to wear a fitness suit, really harvested a wave of brainless fans.
Directly in popularity, skyrocketing ~~
"By the way, I'll take you to the gym to have a look, and I'll show you why I have such a good body, and some fitness secrets, as well as the secrets of my boudoir brunch weight loss meal. โ
Liu Lan continued her performance, walked to the gym with the camera, and smiled sweetly on the way: "Friends who want to exercise, if you think Lan Lan's sharing is helpful for your fitness, please pay more attention, forward, and brush gifts." โ
A bunch of brain-dead people, screaming.
"Wow! The fitness lady took us to the gym for live broadcast?"
"I like to watch the little sister's fitness video the most!"
"This figure is always energetic! Ahem, it's not that I mean, fitness, I like it!"
"It's over, I don't have enough tissues at home!"
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The men watching the live broadcast room drooled one by one.
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At this time~~
Jiang Chen had already taken the takeaway and came downstairs.
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Liu Lan walked into the gym, all kinds of tall.
She snorted: "Everyone, this is the gym where I exercise! Look~~"
As she walked, she pretended to be very familiar and greeted the clerk who had already been arranged.
Show yourself to come to the gym often.
In the live broadcast room, all kinds of exclamations.
"Wow, young lady is really a fitness expert!"
"Good healthy lifestyle!"
"I like Genki Bishoujo the most!"
"At first glance, she is a real goddess!"
Liu Lan looked at the number of fans in the live broadcast room, rising steadily, and a disdainful sneer curled up at the corner of her mouth.
These stupid birds are really easy to deceive.
Compared to Jiang Chen, it is too much easier to deceive.
It's not bad to be able to cheat people to make money, hehe.
It's time to perform real technology.
"Hello everyone, below, let me reveal to you the real reason why my figure is so good!"
Liu Lan pointed to a ~~ instrument - lifting a barbell!
The whole audience, blown up.
"I'll go, really?"
"The goddess wants to perform a barbell lifting?"
"This barbell is really heavy. 35 kilograms?"
"I'm rubbing, my sister is ironing, it's amazing!"
"If you can lift it, I'll give you a carnival!!"
Liu Lan smiled.
In order to show that it was true that she was lifting the barbell on the spot, she also deliberately walked in front of a buddy who was lifting iron~~
That buddy, who was originally holding a barbell with both hands, was still panting like a cow, his legs were weak, and he was ready to give up~~
The fitness coach on the side, no matter how much he encouraged, it was useless, and he was about to die.
The coach had no choice but to go up to help him, for fear that he would hit himself.
But when he saw Liu Lan in gym clothes, he walked over with full of strength, and his eyes rolled over him.
This dude immediately changed his person!
He suddenly yelled, "Get out of the way!"
The coach jumped to the side in fright.
This guy pushes the coach away, one hand, and raises the barbell high!
Made 10 in a row with ease!
While pretending to be forced, he looked at Liu Lan.
Liu Lan smiled sweetly and turned around.
The beauty passed, and the buddy was instantly beaten back to his original shape.
Poof.
Rubbed on the ground by the barbell ~~
In the live broadcast room, there was a gasping sound of cold air.
"This, play for real!"
"Didn't you see that guy pretending to overturn the car, and he was all pressed to the floor and shouted for help?"
"Beauty, be careful with the barbell. โ
"Sit back and wait for the beautiful women to play barbell live!"
Liu Lan smiled.
She did it on purpose just now, every time someone in the barbell area sees a beauty, she will pretend to be forced, and there are often overturns.
"Hehe, watch me play barbell!"
She stepped onto her first gym machine.
A fitness trainer with five big and three thick was waiting to help her.
"Coach Ah Wei, excuse me!"
She blinked, "You have to protect me." โ
According to the rules of lifting the barbell, there must be a coach to protect it from getting out of the barbell and injuring it on the body.
Ah Wei nodded, stretched out his hand, and pretended to be protective.
In fact, because the shooting angle is cleverly set, you can't see it in the live broadcast room, the barbell is actually lifted by Ah Wei, and Liu Lan is just pretending...
At this time, it happened that Jiang Chen walked in, carrying two takeaways.
Jiang Chen saw ~~
Liu Lan put the mobile phone in place, lay down by herself, and began to lift the barbell~~
But in fact, she was just pretending.
The coach who assisted her on the side has been helping her.
35kg barbell, lift, fall, lift, drop~~
In the live broadcast room, it exploded!
"I'm rubbing! It's really a beautiful woman!"
"Goddess, live broadcast barbell!"
"35 kilograms!
"This beauty is even stronger than a strong man~~"
"Powerful beauty fitness anchor!"
A wave of gifts, brush up.
Liu Lan sneered.
On the importance of posing.
While she was trying to perform, she also pretended to ask for gifts.
"You see, right? As long as you work hard, you will get results! I am in such a good shape, all because I practice so hard every day. โ
"There are gifts, take a wave, for the sake of Lan Lan working so hard~~"
Jiang Chen was on the side, almost laughing out loud.
Using the camera angle to lift the barbell?
Is that okay too?
Isn't that a lie?
Sure enough, there was a wave of commotion.
A little distressed about those dicks who have been cheated of gifts, what should I do?
Jiang Chen took a step closer and looked carefully.
Sure enough, Liu Lan was pretending to exert force, forcing her eyes, her expression was painful, her hands were raised, falling, lifting and falling, but she didn't contribute at all.
Jiang Chen: "......"
You can't sit back and watch the otaku get deceived, what should I do?
With a turn of his eyes, he took it to heart.
Jiang Chen patted the coach on the shoulder from behind.
The coach is excited, and the barbell is out of hand!
Jiang Chen's eyes were quick, and he grabbed the barbell ~~
Easy to pick up~~
Set aside.
Coach: "......"
Saw~~
Liu Lan, who didn't know anything about this, forced her eyes, and was still lying in place and kept lifting, falling, lifting, falling, her expression was still very hard, especially painful~~
"You see it?..... It's really heavy, it's so heavy. I can't give up~~ I firmly believe that those who work hard will not have bad luck!"
In the live broadcast room, there was silence.
Coach Ah Wei: "......"
Jiang Chen: "......"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "......"
I only saw Liu Lan, who was performing alone, without a barbell, holding the air, still trying to make a painful appearance~~
Live broadcast room, flying.
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"What a hard time, goddess!"
"Just now, she kept lifting the air?"
"This kind of barbell, I TM can lift it to the ground!"
"Made, was it all posing just now, humiliating our intelligence?"
Fans, feeling that their IQ was insulted, ran more than half of it in an instant.
The people around also came to watch - fitness beauties, live broadcast to lift the air!
Seeing that Liu Lan was in trouble, with her eyes closed, holding an air barbell, the people around her laughed out loud.
Liu Lan sensed that something was wrong and immediately opened her eyes.
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looked at the embarrassed coach Ah Wei, and then looked at the laughing crowd around him, and the barbell placed aside.
Liu Lan: "......"
Made!
What's the matter?
Liu Lan, whose face was pale, rushed to the live broadcast room and glanced at the number of fans.
Explode in place!
"You, you~~"
As soon as Liu Lan turned around, she saw Jiang Chen wearing a takeaway uniform, a helmet and a mask!
Well, Liu Lan didn't recognize Jiang Chen.
It's only a takeaway!
"It's all you!"
Liu Lan looked down on the food delivery person the most, and screamed: "I'm going to give you a bad review!
Jiang Chen shrugged: "Your takeaway has arrived." โ
Only then did Liu Lan remember that in order to pretend to be forced, she did order a takeout for a live broadcast tutorial on weight loss.
Ahem, gaffe.
She hurriedly faced the camera, adjusted her mentality, and began to laugh again.
"Hehe, interesting, isn't it? I just teased everyone. Of course I can do fitness, but 35 kilograms, yes, you overestimate me~~"
NOT TO MENTION, LIU LAN'S SCHEMING MAX!
Even if he was forced to pretend to be in the gym just now, he was exposed by Jiang Chen in public, which made him so embarrassed. But as long as you are coquettish, angry, and then deliberately camera downward, revealing the deep career line in the fitness vest, the live broadcast audience who has just been humiliated with an IQ immediately brushes it up and kneels firmly!
The number of live broadcasts has risen again.
"It turns out that the goddess is joking, I just said, 35 kilograms, I can't do it!"
"Indeed, the goddess's figure is definitely fit!"
"What is IQ can I eat? I don't want it!"
"Haha, I'm definitely not hungry for your body~~"
"Welfare, men's welfare!"
"Okay~~"
Liu Lan snorted and said, "Just now, I was really tired." I'm going to live stream eating now. โ
She took the Starbucks light food salad from Jiang Chen's hand, and said pretentiously: "An important reason why people maintain such a good figure is dieting. People are very self-restrained, so they only eat light salads every day, all of which are vegetarian. And I only eat one meal in the morning and noon!It's so hard~~"
Liu Lan pretended to be a show, opened the light salad, and showed it to the camera.
In the live broadcast room, a wave of licking dog comments flew.
"Worthy of a goddess!"
"It's all vegetables and fruits, no wonder you're in such good shape?"
"True Goddess!(หให)!"
"I feel sorry, I want to eat some meat. Otherwise, it's too miserable. โ
Liu Lan had the posture of "top-notch white rich beauty", and said coquettishly: "How can you eat meat? People are goddesses, for the sake of beauty, you can not eat anything! Ladies and gentlemen, do you like me like this? If you like, you will have a wave of gifts." โ
The licking dogs believed it, and while swiping the screen of the real goddess, another wave of gifts flew up.
Jiang Chen watched from the sidelines.
Huh.
If I hadn't delivered food, I would have almost believed it.
Watch me smash you!
He smiled slightly, opened another [KFC McSpicy Family Bucket], put it in front of the camera, and said loudly: "Miss! The other McSpicy Family Bucket you ordered at the same time has also arrived! Please eat it while it's hot!"
Liu Lan, who was pretending to be a goddess, teaching weight loss experience and talking endlessly, had a smile frozen at that time.
Liu Lan: "......"
Fans in the live broadcast room: "......"
Puff~~~
A passer-by burst out laughing.
"Goddess", overturned again!
The fans in the live broadcast room are dumbfounded~~
"McSpicy Family Bucket, so greasy?"
"I rub it, I don't even eat this spicy chicken food!"
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However, Liu Lan is determined to become the goddess of the live broadcast industry.
"Hmph, even if I'm unlucky today, I can't give up!"
"Fitness pretend, even if I fail, I can still broadcast a blind date live!
Liu Lan had an idea.
Recently, in order to become an Internet celebrity goddess, she didn't work hard and put a lot of effort into it.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I just ordered the whole family bucket, which is the negative teaching material, I deliberately ordered it to warn you~~ The fitness time is over! I have a date at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I'll take you on a live date, okay?"
As soon as Jiang Chen walked to the door, he heard this and rolled his eyes.
This Liu Lan, sure enough, the scheming exploded, can this come back?
In order to become famous, he is really unscrupulous, jumping up and down.
However, Jiang Chen didn't have time to take care of Liu Lan.
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As soon as he got out of the gym, Jiang Chen received another phone call.
"Brother Chen, I made an appointment with a girl at home. Meet at 2 p.m. Can you help me with the gatekeeping?"
Jiang Chen saw that it was a colleague from the takeaway, Xiao Zhong.
Xiao Zhongren is honest, has always been single, and has never had a girlfriend. Maybe the first date, a bit of stage fright.
"But I still have to deliver food. โ
"I'll send it for you!"
Xiao Zhong hurriedly said: "10 minutes, just 10 minutes." โ
"Okay. โ
Jiang Chen thought about it and agreed.
The two met.
Xiao Zhong thanked him repeatedly.
"Why are you so excited?"
Jiang Chen couldn't cry or laugh: "You don't know what that girl looks like." โ
Xiao Zhong looked excited: "At home, I have already given me a photo of the girl over there, she is a goddess!"
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Jiang Chen was suspicious.
In these years, there are too many goddesses, and it is already hard to believe.
"It's a true goddess!"
Xiao Zhong licked his face like a dog and showed Jiang Chen the photo.
Jiang Chen took it and took a look.
Speechless!
โ...... Isn't this Liu Lan?".
Why did you get involved with this woman today?
Everywhere you go, there is her?