Chapter 12 Uncle Blind Date

In fact, I didn't listen to much of what the adults said yesterday, I thought about how to take revenge on my uncle today, I felt that I was too wronged yesterday and suffered too much grievance.

Grandma was ready to go out after feeding the hens, and before she went out, she said to me uneasily: "I'll help your grandfather do the work, you can accompany your uncle at home, don't buy it." ”

I promised in my mouth, thinking in my heart: Grandma go quickly, grandma go quickly.

I listened to my grandmother's footsteps outside the courtyard wall and walked away, and I pricked up my ears and listened carefully to make sure that there was no one. Just began my little revenge.

I first found a few smaller dirt on the ground, and I didn't dare to pick up the stones, because the dirt would not cause much damage. I felt that I was aiming on the spot, and the first 'cannonball' was discharged, and it rushed straight to the upper body of the uncle.

Suddenly, a stick shadow crossed the air, and Tu Ke La was hit and shattered in the air a meter away from him!

I immediately threw a few dirt sludges in my hand at him in succession, no matter where I threw him, several yellow smoke appeared in the air in a row, and not a single 'cannonball' could get close to his body.

I was even more angry, my angry little face was flushed, and I walked up to my uncle with a red face, and shouted loudly: "Why didn't you fight yesterday? Why didn't you hide? I didn't tell my grandmother nonsense, why did I let my grandmother beat me?" vented his anger to him.

My uncle's face was calm, and he ignored my questioning, as if nothing had happened.

I angrily raised my little hand and slapped it on the back of his hand holding the chair, there was a crisp sound of 'pop', followed by my soft cry of 'oops', my little hand slapped directly on the arm of the chair, and he dodged my slap like lightning!

I was unwilling to fail, and when I saw the jujube cane in my uncle's hand, I immediately had a new idea. I turned and ran to the firewood room, where there was the weapon I needed.

I took out the weapon, which was the small crutch that my uncle used when he was a child.

The first time I attacked with a weapon, I still didn't dare to use force, first lightly attacked my uncle's leg, and before my stick approached his leg, the first thing I touched was the cane in my uncle's hand.

After that, every one of my attacks was easily blocked by my uncle, and then I began to swing at him hard, but still to no avail, I could only hear the 'thump' sound of the sticks colliding with each other.

After I learned about physics and mechanics in junior high school, I often recalled this interesting story from my childhood, the greater the striking force, the greater the reaction force. But in my memory, in my attack on my uncle, the force of the stick hitting my uncle's stick and reaching my hand did not have the slightest anti-shock power on me! After understanding the truth, I guessed that my uncle must have dissolved my power with his magical stick, and the reaction force could not cause me the slightest damage.

When I was a little older, I would often use a small wooden stick to fight bayonets like a devil on TV, and hit each other, and the rebound of that power would make my hands hurt, my arms numb, and even shake the sticks off.

And the 'fighting bayonet' with the uncle didn't feel like that at all.

I didn't think it would work, so I changed it to fight a bayonet and stabbed my uncle directly. Uncle's stick is like a wall, when the tip of my stick quickly stabs at any part of his body, the wall will be exactly around the body, every time I stab his stick accurately, every time I stab, I will pause, without a single mistake.

After a while I was so tired and out of breath that I followed the example of my uncle, standing in front of him with a little cane, staring at him, thinking about what was going on.

Uncle suddenly had that mysterious snickering smile on his face like yesterday! No, I feel that it was not a snicker, but a smile!

When I first saw the world-famous painting "Mona Lisa", I felt so similar and mysterious to my uncle's smile, but my uncle's smile was even more difficult to find.

I threw the stick to the ground, as if I wanted my grandparents to hug me, my hands were spread out, and I made a hugging gesture, and my uncle seemed to see me, and he easily hugged me into his arms as soon as he bent down. This time, I didn't take my uncle's hand and motioned for him to hug me.

I held my uncle's face, looked at his godless eyes, and saw a lot of flesh bumps on my forehead, although I didn't know why Uncle was like this, I didn't understand why Uncle was so magical, but I still said to Uncle Xiao: "Uncle, are you just playing with me alone?" Uncle's smile bloomed gently again.

"I see, that's a secret that the two of us know, right?" the uncle still smiled mysteriously.

I hugged my uncle's head and put my face on it, hugged him for a while, and kissed him several times on the face, but I didn't touch his forehead.

Uncle never revealed his secret in front of outsiders, and except for me, everyone in the family didn't know that he could 'see' it.

I never knew why he was like this, but when I was in high school I thought I was an adult, and I once talked to him alone after a jousting tournament, and he didn't answer or give me more hints in any other way.

I thought about it for a long time, and there was no better way to dig into his inner secrets.

The arrival of my sister has stopped the battle between me and my uncle for a long time, and we have a lot less opportunities to be alone, and my sister is now my successor, and she is also held by my uncle every day.

Grandma gave her sister a nickname Dandan, and grandma only thought of it when she looked at the beautiful and beautiful peony flowers on the New Year's paintings.

On the day of the National Day, the third aunt got married, and the third aunt was picked up by a fleet of cars.

People in the village said that the third sister-in-law was blessed to marry a beautiful and gentle daughter-in-law.

At this time, Uncle Xiao was already a twenty-year-old young man, except for being a little thinner, he didn't look at his facial expressions, and the rest were no different from normal people.

Seeing that the children in the same village who were the same size as the uncle were either married, or dangling around the village with the object, the grandmother was more anxious than anyone else. Although she knew that it was difficult for her uncle to find a partner in such a situation, every time she saw the sixth grandmother and the woman in the neighboring village, she would tell her, for fear of missing every opportunity.

Winter is here again, and the bitter cold mountain wind drives everyone outside into the house. Our family was crammed into the east room, my grandmother and mother were making dumplings, my uncle was sitting on the side of the kang, and my sister was lying down and sleeping, and I was watching TV by my grandfather, but my father was still working. The sixth grandmother ran into the house with her hands in her hands at this time.

As soon as the sixth grandmother entered the door, she said in a loud voice: "Sister-in-law, good things are coming, the fourth daughter-in-law has fallen." ”

When grandma heard this, she hurriedly put down a half-wrapped dumpling in her hand, walked over and said, "Really, come, sit down and warm up first, and talk slowly." Motioned to the sixth grandmother to sit on the side of the kang.

The sixth grandmother took out the hand she was holding and snorted twice. said: "Didn't you lead the 'little nose' to Shiya Village for a blind date early this morning, and met my godsister there, and it was said that the fourth child was the fourth without chatting and talking, and it happened that she was also looking for a disabled daughter-in-law." She said, the woman is from a neighboring county, a hundred and ten miles away from us, when she was a child, she was blinded by the artillery battle, there is nothing wrong with anything else, she is twenty-three years old this year, and she has not found her mother-in-law's house. As soon as I heard that there was a door, it was a good match with the little four, but it might be two or three years older than the four younger, so I didn't go back to the village and hurriedly came to report to you first, if your family is interested, I will quickly contact my godsister. ”

The voice did not fall, only listened to the sound of "knock", everyone looked at the voice, the uncle had already stood up at this time, the sound just now was made by crutches, the uncle walked slowly to the west house with a cane, I hurriedly ran forward to help the uncle.

Grandma looked at the uncle's back inexplicably, and then said, "Si'er has gone to the thatched house." Then he said to his grandfather, "Do you hear that?"

Grandpa said: "This girl has a good eye and does not delay doing housework, there is nothing wrong with other aspects, or contact first, when you and his sixth aunt go to meet, if not, let the girl come to visit, it is inconvenient for our four children to go out, trouble people to run, and we will pay for the road." "It seems that Grandpa is quite satisfied with this matter.

Grandma said: "I think so too, it's nothing to be a sophomore or three years old, the old saying doesn't mean that a female junior holds a gold brick, as long as the person is good and can live with Si'er for the rest of her life in the future, nothing else will be said." Then you can contact your godsister, explain Si'er's situation carefully, and we'll talk about it when there is news. ”

The sixth grandmother left after eating dumplings.

Mother waited for the sixth grandmother to leave and said to the grandmother: "Mom, I have been to our house for so long, and it is the first time I have heard Si'er crutches making such a loud noise. ”

Grandma said slowly: "What can Si'er think? He can hear us chatting? Find him a daughter-in-law, thank God for finding someone like this, he is happy." ”

The mother obviously heard that the grandmother was also not confident enough to speak.