Xiao Hei said he was afraid of the dark?

This is probably the most ridiculous joke in the world. As a dark knight, the world that Xiao Hei has been living in is not a place of light in the first place. In that world, sunlight was a luxury, and there was only a faint sun hanging in the sky as bright as a 30-watt LED lamp. There's some sunshine there.

In the world of the Dark Knight, almost all things are lit by erupting volcanoes and lava flows from volcanoes.

Living in this kind of world, there is nothing to say about the dark. It can even be said that darkness is the nourishment of the Dark Knight.

However, Xiao Hei has probably been with 1 Zhang Tong for too long now, so Zhang Tong has begun to get closer to Zhang Tong in some personalities and has become less sincere.

But then again, in this year, can you honestly soak up the girl?

Xiao Hei still remembers watching a certain emotional master's show before, and there is a good passage in it: Men always ask why modern girls don't like honest people?

Because the honesty that men understand is not the same as the honesty that women understand.

An honest person as understood by a woman: loyal and reliable, not attentive, and not abusive. Have the ability to have vision, be self-motivated, and strive to climb upward if you identify a goal. Although sometimes he will hit his head and break the blood, which makes people want to beat him up and make him change his stinky temper, but when he is serious and persistent in his career, the enthusiasm that bursts out always makes people melt. This kind of person has the capital to be dishonest, to be a scumbag, but to be clean, this is called an honest person. This kind of honest person is hard to find, and many girls can't find it with lanterns.

An honest man as understood by a man: not good at words, not good at socializing, and not good at anything. Mu Ne is not romantic, push step by step, to have no vision, to have no pattern. In the end, the people around him really have nothing to praise him, and they can only say: You are so honest.

But in fact, this part of the so-called honest people may not be really honest, and many of their honesty stems from their own inability. It's not that they want to be honest, it's because they don't have the ability to be dishonest. They can't go to the lights, they can't get drunk. But once these people suddenly get out of business one day, then these people will take revenge on their previous lives with a tenfold and hundredfold deterioration.

Now the girls are all monkey spirits, and they can be distinguished at a glance between true honesty and false honesty. And take 10,000 steps back and say, if a man really only has one honesty as his characteristic, then this person is too sad. How dare a girl easily associate with such a boy?

Originally, Xiao Xiao also thought that Xiao Hei was an honest and useless man, but recently she found out that she seemed to be underestimating Xiao Hei.

"I said Xiao Hei, are you saying this to me?" Xiao Xiao circled around Xiao Hei twice: "Why am I so unbelieving? You said that you are afraid of the dark, I'm afraid that this kind of stupid thing can only deceive the little girl who has no brains." ”

After Xiao Xiao said this, the sweat on Xiao Hei's head flowed down. He said this too quickly, or his own experience was not enough, and he didn't grasp the proportions.

"This ......"

"The ......"

"I mean ......"

Xiao Hei's cold sweat was dripping, but he didn't know what to say. Xiao Hei still lacks urgency. If Zhang Tong encounters such a situation, he will use one sentence to alleviate the embarrassment, but Xiao Hei's ability is not enough to do this.

Xiao Xiao looked at Xiao Hei's speechlessness, and looked at his slightly clumsy appearance, Xiao Xiao burst out laughing.

"Alright, alright. Don't pretend to be clumsy. You guy, you look honest on the surface, and you don't know how much bad water you have in your stomach. Xiao Xiao didn't care and pierced Xiao Hei's clumsiness: "Do you just want to live with me?"

Blackie's mouth twitched, yes, that's what he thought. But being debunked like this by Xiao Xiao, what can he say? Should he admit it shamelessly?

"Hmm. Xiao Hei shamelessly admitted, without any hesitation and delay, not even a delay of 250pin.

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Xiao Xiao's slap slapped Xiao Hei's shoulder, and the slap was quite powerful, beating Xiao Hei to grin. Don't forget, Xiao Xiao is not a thin and weak woman now, although she looks like this on the surface. But she's been exercising for quite some time. Now, if Xiao Xiao breaks out with a super serious punch, then the power of the shot is not inferior to that of a medium artillery.

"Why are you so shameless, this shameless momentum is about to catch up with Boss Zhang!"

Xiao Hei felt very aggrieved: "Xiao Xiao, how can you scold people!"

Xiao Xiao realized that she had said the wrong thing, and she immediately corrected it and said: "Yes, yes, Boss Zhang is still ......."

"How can I compare with a faceless and skinless person like Boss Zhang!" Xiao Hei interrupted Xiao Xiao's unfinished words.

Poof~ Xiao Xiao laughed.

"Hahahaha! Be careful that the boss knows you say that about him, and he will break your leg. Xiao Xiao patted Xiao Hei's shoulder, but this time he didn't use any force.

Now the atmosphere between the two is much better, and Xiao Hei can barely get a city back for himself. But his purpose has not yet been reached. He wants to live with Xiao Xiao, which is his main purpose. Otherwise, wouldn't all the foreshadowing be wasted?

Xiao Hei looked at Xiao Xiao for a long time.

Xiao Xiao was stared at: "What do you think I'm doing?"

"It's what I just told you, you think about it. ”

"Hmph~ Why do I live here? What is the relationship between you and me?" Xiao Xiao snorted lightly, and when it came to this, Xiao Hei should be able to react.

This is a big deal! Besides, Xiao Xiao is only eighteen this year.

However, as a dark knight of asexual reproduction, it is obvious that there are not so many things that Xiao Hei has in mind. He just scratched his head: "This ...... I just thought that we could talk and play together when we lived together, and the two of them had a lot of fun......"

"I'm so angry!" Xiao Xiao's twelve-way bullet leg directly mentioned Xiao Hei's body, kicking and fluffing.

"Get out of here!" Xiao Xiao pointed out the door and told Xiao Hei to get out. Xiao Hei didn't know where Xiao Xiao was angry, so he could only get out, but he didn't realize the problem until he was halfway there.

"Xiao Xiao, this seems to be my family'......"

"Then I'll get out!"

"Don't, don't. I'm out, I'm out. But can you give a reason first?"

"Do you want me to have a reason? Die, dead straight man!"