Chapter 420: This is too TM to make money, right?

Jiang Chen works as a security guard.

On this day, Captain Zhou suddenly called: "In our team, we have received an urgent task. Let's go, everyone go to the gold cup!

“???”

Jiang Chen and Silly Zhu were a little dazed.

What's going on?

What is it that needs to be dispatched urgently?

What happened?

Jinbei car, galloping all the way.

Captain Zhou said depressedly: "Actually, we Poly Property Company have received a task to follow the Chengguan Department and go together~~"

"Huh, are you going to clean up the night market?"

Silly Zhu shouted, "I'm not going." In the video, there is a video of the chengguan chasing a hawker, which I don't think is very good. I'm not going. ”

"Where do you think of it?"

Captain Zhou said helplessly: "Now, where is the city management to chase the hawkers? Don't you know, the town government has opened the stall policy, and the night market can openly set up stalls?"

“???”

Silly Zhu was a little confused at that time~

"I rub, so that's it?"

"The chengguan don't need to ban street vendors?"

"Then why did the chengguan ask us to help?

Silly Zhu said with a depressed face.

"Ma Dan, I don't know, I didn't know until the past. ”

Captain Zhou spread his hands.

Arrived at the night market.

The captain of Chengguan looked for them, and a few people knew what they were doing~~

"What? Let's go set up a stall?"

Silly Zhu's jaw hung in surprise!

"Why do you let us security guards go to set up a stall?"

Jiang Chen also felt that this matter was very mysterious.

"Actually, it's true. ”

The captain of Chengguan said helplessly: "You have also seen it, this is a night market~~"

He gestured to the night market behind him.

Jiang Chen took a look and found that there was ~~ in the night market

It's so quiet.

There are only a few stalls, and there are many doors.

Not only are there no stalls, but there are not even a few customers.

The captain of Chengguan said depressedly: "It's to blame, it's only because we strictly implemented the policy before, and we were not allowed to set up stalls at will, which made the hawkers change their careers." ”

He said embarrassedly: "But this was also the policy at that time, but now? The policy has made a 180-degree turn, not only allowing stalls to be set up, but also giving an order to our city customs department~~"

"If we want us, we must find a way to restore the liveliness of the night market in the past, and say that there will be a city with fireworks!"

The captain of Chengguan spread his hands and said: "But the hawkers, they all ran out before, and we are calling them now to ask them to come back, but they don't dare to come back." ”

Jiang Chen: "..."

Laughed and cried~~

Think about it.

The hawker suddenly received a call from the Chengguan team members and asked them to come back and set up stalls~~

Chengguan: "We are now implementing the town government policy and resuming the night market, so you can come back and set up a stall." ”

The vendor was frightened: "No, no, no, I don't set up a stall anymore, I didn't understand it in the past~~"

Chengguan swore an oath: "Come back, really! I won't arrest you!"

Hawker: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move!"

Chengguan wanted to cry without tears: "I'm serious! We promise not to arrest it!"

Vendor: "Doodoo, the number you dialed is not in the service area." ”

That picture is so beautiful.

Jiang Chen laughed and cried~~

"So what to do?"

Jiang Chen asked, "What does it have to do with letting us set up a stall?"

The captain of Chengguan said helplessly: "That's the case, in fact, we restore the night market, which is the meaning of the above." We're going to have to check it out. Within a month, we will be asked to restore at least part of the fireworks in the night market. I persuaded for a long time, but few vendors returned. But we still have to make a difference, so ~~"

He coughed: "Please security guards, come and set up a stall and show everyone." Let them see that the stalls are okay and they can rest assured to do business, will this drive the market?"

Jiang Chen: →_→

Hemp eggs!

To say that Chengguan is also south-south~~

Before, Chengguan and the hawkers were a cat-and-mouse game, but now, Chengguan still has a task to invite the hawkers back to do business.

Tragic!

"In short, the task of you people is to disguise yourself as a hawker and come here to do business!"

The captain of Chengguan waved his hand and said, "Okay, you guys hurry up and change your clothes and set up a stall." ”

Captain Zhou was stunned.

Silly Zhu was stunned~

Jiang Chen: "..."

Let's go and set up a stall with these security guards?

"By the way, try to pretend to be a business!"

The captain of Chengguan said seriously: "Only by broadcasting live on the Internet, setting up stalls, and making money can we attract more hawkers to come back and set up stalls." ”

Jiang Chen: "..."

Captain Zhou asked all the security guards to assemble.

Lecture.

"You've heard about it, right?"

"Captain Chengguan, hire us, let's... Pretend to set up a stall!"

"We're going to find a way to set up a stall!"

"How to set up a stall, you think!"

"Next, I announce that this month, everyone's task is not to be a security guard!

Captain Zhou's stone stirred up a thousand waves!

Security guards, fried the pot~~

"I'll go, let me set up a stall?"

"Oh my God, what do I know about setting up a stall?"

"Can I set up a stall?"

"I've never sold anything in my life!

But an order is an order.

Under Captain Zhou's high-pressure policy, no one dared not listen.

Thereupon~~

That same evening.

The mighty army of security guards, ahh

The army of stalls with no end in sight, carrying all kinds of burdens and pushing all kinds of carts, asked to go to war!

That scene makes people laugh at it.

Many citizens who came out for a walk at night saw this huge army of stalls and were stunned~~

Talk.

"I'm going, what are you going to do?"

"They were all dressed in civilian clothes, but they all looked like plainclothes policemen. ”2018

"Where? These people are walking with straight steps, and they are neat, how can they look like they are here to set up a stall?"

"Haha, I know these people, they seem to have been security guards before, right?

"What kind of moth is this? Hire a security brigade to come and set up a stall? What can they sell?"

Although there was a lot of discussion, the security guards were also expressionless, and in order to complete the task, they were forced to open!

Jiang Chen, go to the stall too!

Captain Zhou and Silly Zhu also pushed the cart and came to set up stalls.

Stop~~

Although the security guards are very embarrassed by their acting skills, they don't drip, and they don't care about setting up stalls, they have everything, selling popsicles, selling gadgets, selling pancakes and fruits, as well as spicy tang and selling kebabs, everything, but at least the number of people is there, and the scale has gone up.

As far as the eye can see, there is a vast and vast, and the night market is full of big men from all walks of life, selling things in stalls, which is very lively.

This also attracted many citizens to join in the fun and watch the play.

"How much do you sell for this?"

"That, how did you sell it?"

"Are you really a seller? Why can't you even use a computer?"

All kinds of ridiculous things emerge one after another.

"You have a child's homework book, 2 yuan each, I want 2 yuan, give you 10 yuan, how much should you find me?"

"Isn't it 5 pieces?"

"How much does 2+2 get?"

"5. ”

"You are illiterate!"

All kinds of noise, all kinds of noise~~

Jiang Chen was in the middle of a group of security guards, very quiet.

After a busy day setting up a stall.

The night was getting darker.

Prepare to close the stall.

Captain Zhou called the security guards together.

The security guards who set up the stall for a day complained all kinds of complaints.

Eyebrows flying, all kinds of sand sculptures.

A security guard burped and patted his belly: "I finished eating the things myself, close the stall!"

Everyone: "..."

"Today, I want to make some money selling bubble tea for Ma Dan, and two people next door come to buy it. I'm so excited that it's finally open. As a result, two people rushed to pay the bill and knocked over my stall!"

A security guard with a sad face.

"On the first day of the stall, I bought 10 lollipops, the purchase price was 2 cents 5, I sold 6, I made 2 yuan, I met a barbecue stall on the way back, and I spent 158, and as a result, I lost 156!"

"The sun is too fierce today, I ate all the Xiaoice sticks in my stall when it was hot, and I went to the next door to pay a bowl of sugar water on credit, it was really too hot, what kind of stall to set up, and finally I closed the stall and went to the hotel to open a 35-yuan hourly room and slept in." ”

Jiang Chen: →_→!

Another security guard: "Ma Dan! On the first day of today, I went to the pancake fruit stand!~~ I broke 4 eggs, and I ate 8 pancakes, and the breeze blew across my face, and I was very confused at the moment~~"

Jiang Chen laughed and exploded!

Ma Dan, talent!

Ate 8 pancakes yourself?

All of them are talents!

It's all so nice and so creative!

There was also a security guard, eyebrows flying and dancing thief said: "I came out to sell breakfast today, and sold a breakfast for 4 yuan, the customer said it was too unpalatable, smashed the stall, and finally lost me 500, today's income is 504, and I will make it unpalatable tomorrow." ”

Jiang Chen: "..."

Something a little unpalatable tomorrow too?

Tragic~

I feel sorry for the customers who go to your stall for breakfast!

I'm blind!

Beep the dog~~

At this time, a security guard suddenly shouted.

"My business is good!"

A security guard smiled and said, "I sold all the things I put on my stall in one day!"

"What?"

The security guards were shocked: "How did you do that?"

"Just sell it directly. ”

The security guard's eyebrows fluttered and said: "The goods are sold quickly! In the blink of an eye, all of them are gone!"

"And how much money did you make?"

"Make money?"

The security guard scratched his head: "What money? I don't know!"

"Huh, you're all being taken for nothing?"

The security guards were stunned!~

"Yes, I don't know why, everyone doesn't give money anyway, more and more people take it, I'm also a little confused, why don't everyone give money~~"

The security guard blinked, dazed.

Poof.

The security guards all fell, their limbs twitching~~

Tragic!

A group of security guards are eager to beat up this goods.

"Let's talk about who made the most today? Who lost the most?"

Captain Zhou said loudly.

"I, I'm damn out of luck!

A security guard scolded.

Everyone was stunned.

"You've made enough money, why are you still unlucky?"

Captain Zhou was shocked.

"That's right~"

The security guard covered his face and said, "Today, I earned a total of 1516!"

"I'll go~~"

The crowd blew up.

Unexpectedly, you can earn so much in one day?

That's too profitable, right?

"What the hell do you do? Make 1516 a day?"

Captain Zhou was shocked.

This man, talent!

Set up a stall, so you can make money, why do you want to be a security guard?

The security guard cried and said: "I didn't sell the vegetables in the morning, and in the afternoon I changed it to a mobile phone film 16, people felt that it was not pasted well, and I smashed the stall and lost 500, I didn't accept the theory, I was slapped in the face, the police coordinated, and I lost 1000 to deal with it, and the income of 1516 closed the stall and went home, it's not easy to make money, humble as me, continue to work hard tomorrow." ”

Poof!!

And they all fell to the ground.

Convulsions of the limbs.

Awesome!

"Then you don't earn as much as I do! I made 20,008 in one day!"

A security guard smiled wryly: "I'm going to sell cold noodles! I sold a bowl of 8 yuan! The customer was so unpleasant that he smashed the stall." I fought with him in the past, and he lost my leg! I lost 20,000 yuan, and today I earned 20,008 in one go!"

He was so excited that he almost got up from his wheelchair!

Jiang Chen: →_→!

Set up a stall for a day and earn 20,000 yuan!