Chapter 11 Can't I Catch a Cold?
"Phew!"
Wang Mengxi took a few sips, and said dissatisfiedly: "Can you say something auspicious, how can a big man be so careful." β
"If you don't believe it, you'll find out later. Chen Feng spread his hands indifferently.
Originally, I was worried that Wang Mengxi would be poisoned, so I went to find herbs, what did those two look like, and what did it have to do with him?
He lowered his head and looked mockingly at the swarthy residue next to the campfire.
Wang Mengxi also found a trace of abnormality, and muttered suspiciously: "It's strange, they should come back after going for so long, will they encounter any danger?" β
Thinking of this, Wang Mengxi was a little worried, and said with some hesitation: "Hey! or ...... Why don't we go over and have a look. β
"Let's go, who made me a kind-hearted person, the most unbearable thing to see life and death. Chen Feng said lazily.
"You ......"
Wang Mengxi was angry, but Chen Feng had already left. His mouth pursed slightly, he stomped his feet hard, and had to step up to follow.
"No, Anchor, you don't really plan to give them an antidote, do you?"
"Of course, the anchor is a model of repaying grievances with virtue!/Squint/Squint"
"I know a laxative, you can use it as an antidote to them, let them pull their intestines out!"
The sailors were restless again.
Chen Feng smiled mysteriously, didn't say anything, and continued to walk towards the location of the woods in front of him.
There are open spaces all around, and this is the only place where you can go to the toilet.
Soon, the two came to the edge of the woods, but Chen Feng suddenly stopped.
Wang Mengxi was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"
Chen Feng grinned: "It's okay here, the taste in front is not very good." β
The woods were not big, and thinking of the poison of that fish, Chen Feng felt that he had seen the yellow smoke drifting in the woods.
"It's naΓ―ve. Wang Mengxi pursed his lips and walked to the edge of the forest.
Taking a light breath, he just wanted to shout softly, but Wang Mengxi's color changed suddenly, and he quickly retreated like a frightened rabbit, covering his mouth and nose with his hands and gasping for breath.
If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you.
Chen Feng was helpless.
Wang Mengxi glared fiercely, turned his head and whispered to the woods: "Sister Xu! Li Shao, are you there?"
After shouting, he hurriedly listened attentively, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response.
Wang Mengxi showed a trace of anxiety on his face, and just wanted to shout again, but suddenly heard a weak voice: "In ...... Yes, yes. β
Li Shao?
Wang Mengxi showed a surprised expression on his face, but why was it so painful to listen to the voice?
Chen Feng held back the smile in his heart and stood calmly.
"Li Shao, what's wrong with you, haven't you encountered any danger?" Wang Mengxi continued to shout.
Li Ronghua's intermittent voice came from inside, mixed with another full blasting sound: "Dream...... Dream Creek! I ......... Poof, I'm fine, I'm going to... And he went out......"
Finally, there is Li Ronghua's comfortable **: "It's so cool......"
This......
Wang Mengxi was completely stupid.
Thinking of what Chen Feng said just now, Wang Mengxi's face instantly turned red, and he hurriedly took two steps back and stood beside Chen Feng, bowing his head and saying nothing.
The system's ultra-clear recording equipment naturally recorded the sound as well.
The barrage is overwhelming.
"Damn, what kind of musical genius is this Li Ronghua! The sound of farting and shit and exertion is so rhythmic?"
"It's ...... The last sentence of the general's order, 'so cool', is the finishing touch!"
"Li Ronghua is awesome! I'm boiling with blood from this! Come on, get my gun!"
Chen Feng is even more helpless, this year's netizens seem to be a little too naughty......
Wang Mengxi didn't speak anymore, walked a little farther, and sat down directly on the beach.
After a while, there was finally a sound of footsteps behind me.
Looking back, I saw Li Ronghua walking out with a pale face and staggering, as if his legs had no strength.
A sneer appeared at the corner of Chen Feng's mouth, and he looked at it with interest.
Soon, there was movement in the woods on the right.
Xu Hui's face was also pale, holding on to the big tree next to her and moving with difficulty, carefully considering every step, and her legs were completely numb.
With Wang Mengxi's support, Xu Hui sat tremblingly on the beach, grinning in pain.
Li Ronghua was more tolerant, so he didn't make any sound, but the green tendons on his neck were exposed.
Wang Mengxi kicked his eyes in disbelief and said in surprise: "Sister Xu, you ...... What's wrong with you? It's not really poisoned, is it?"
Li Ronghua was annoyed in his heart, but a smile appeared on his face, and he waved his hand: "How is it possible, that fish is not only delicious, but also very satiety, it can't be poisonous." β
Chen Feng raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked puzzledly: "Those two are ......?"
Li Ronghua glared at Chen Feng fiercely, and said coldly: "I'm cold!
"I see!"
Chen Feng suddenly realized, and looked at Xu Hui with a pretended posture: "Needless to say, this eldest sister must also have a cold." β
Xu Hui said in disgust: "Yes, I'll catch a cold......
Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly came to his senses and roared weakly: "You slut!
Wang Mengxi couldn't help but echo: "Hey, can you say a few words? It's hard not to see them!"
Seeing that Wang Mengxi was anxious, Chen Feng didn't dare to say anything more, in case he angered the group of big brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room, Chen Feng's gift would have no hope.
"Okay, okay, I'm just reminding you, it's almost fine to pull once or twice if you catch a cold, but I'm afraid the poison of this tabby fish can't be solved if you don't pull it ten or eight times. β
"I've already found an antidote, and since you have to say it's a cold, let's catch a cold. β
Chen Feng spread his hands indifferently, with a posture that he had nothing to do with himself.
Li Ronghua was said to have a weak heart, and all the strength of his body was used, pointing at Chen Feng and shouting: "You let it go...... Poof!"
The strength was used on the mouth, and the back door accidentally didn't slam shut, and the full voice just replaced the word 'fart'.
The most important thing is that there are bursts of water in this full voice.
"Damn! The spring is erupting? These farts are a little dirty!"
"Hahaha
"It's disgusting! Pull him to the beach and wash him!"
In an instant, the barrage in front of Chen Feng's eyes exploded again, and many divers were blown up by this fart.
On the beach, everyone's expressions froze.