1586 Jokes

This time the situation was not bad, there was no one at the checkpoint, but when the convoy had just entered the camp, and without waiting for the car to stop, German GIs with canned beer in their hands and swaying appeared in the camera.

The beautiful female reporters were dumbfounded: "This ...... It's ......"

"That's what I told you," John the driver, sighed, "Do you think they're still a bunch of soldiers?"

"That's a ......"

The reporter didn't know what to say for a while.

It was John who reminded her: "Miss, get out of the car, the German officer in charge of receiving you is here." ”

The reporter nodded, and while getting out of the car, he said to the camera: "I'll ask him later, don't they care about this situation?"

But as soon as they got out of the car, the filming team was smoked by the smell of alcohol in the commander's face - the German officer in charge of receiving the interview team was also drunk and his face was flushed.

"Hey!" Seeing the female reporter getting off the HMMWV military vehicle, the lieutenant colonel officer of the German army staggered and greeted her: "Pretty young lady, hello ......"

At this point, the screen pauses, and a voiceover is given to the reporter: "What we see in the whole camp is that we can see drunk guys at any time, and we feel that we are not in a barracks, but in some street full of bars, and we can't help but ask, are such allies really a group of qualified allies, can they really help us?"

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ABC TV reports start from here, and FOX TV starts from the obesity rate of German soldiers, through the lens of FOX TV, the audience is seen by groups of white pig-like fat people, whether it is an interview or a picture, they are instilling a fact to the audience in front of the TV: this is the German army active duty soldiers, all of them are fat into pigs, can we expect such a group of guys to become our qualified allies?

As soon as these reports came out, the Americans, while proud and proud of the strength of their army, also despised the poor performance of the German army: an army of drunkards and fat people, also worthy of being called an army?!

If these reports only appeared in the United States, the Germans would at best pretend not to see them, but we all know that there are two magical existences in Europe, one is called "European shit-stirring sticks", the other is called "European shit sticks", and the "European shit stirring sticks" are the famous England, as for the "European foot-wraps", the famous Great Poland is also, seeing the ugly things that the Americans reported on the Germans, how could these two countries that were bullied by the Germans during World War II be let go?

The Germans' various unbearable performances on the battlefield in Afghanistan were immediately put on the media by the two countries, and became the laughing stock of the British and Poles - probably a kind of "we couldn't beat you back then, but now Lao Tzu can laugh at you to death" mentality.

The British and the Poles, the two allies of the United States in Afghanistan, took action, and the French did not dare to fall into the ashes, and Vaughn knew that the French were also bullied by the Germans during World War II, and now there was an opportunity to laugh at the Germans, how could they miss it?

Especially since World War II, the French have always boasted that they are the boss of Europe, and for this reason, they have even refused to give face to the Americans countless times, as for the Germans, in the eyes of the French, the Germans are not a good thing, this bastard has been trying to snatch the leadership of Europe with himself after the economic development, and now there is an opportunity to mock Germany, and the French are naturally not far behind.

For a time, the whole of Europe fell into a carnival of mockery of German soldiers, and the Germans became the laughing stock of everyone, and even a genius cartoonist drew a cartoon, in which a German soldier with a fat head and big ears and a beer glass in his hand threw his rifle again, and the whole person shook, and there was a coffin not far away.

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PS: Sorry brothers, please wait a few minutes.

ABC TV reports start from here, and FOX TV starts from the obesity rate of German soldiers, through the lens of FOX TV, the audience is seen by groups of white pig-like fat people, whether it is an interview or a picture, they are instilling a fact to the audience in front of the TV: this is the German army active duty soldiers, all of them are fat into pigs, can we expect such a group of guys to become our qualified allies?

As soon as these reports came out, the Americans, while proud and proud of the strength of their army, also despised the poor performance of the German army: an army of drunkards and fat people, also worthy of being called an army?!

If these reports only appeared in the United States, the Germans would at best pretend not to see them, but we all know that there are two magical existences in Europe, one is called "European shit-stirring sticks", the other is called "European shit sticks", and the "European shit stirring sticks" are the famous England, as for the "European foot-wraps", the famous Great Poland is also, seeing the ugly things that the Americans reported on the Germans, how could these two countries that were bullied by the Germans during World War II be let go?

The Germans' various unbearable performances on the battlefield in Afghanistan were immediately put on the media by the two countries, and became the laughing stock of the British and Poles - probably a kind of "we couldn't beat you back then, but now Lao Tzu can laugh at you to death" mentality.

The British and the Poles, the two allies of the United States in Afghanistan, took action, and the French did not dare to fall into the ashes, and Vaughn knew that the French were also bullied by the Germans during World War II, and now there was an opportunity to laugh at the Germans, how could they miss it?

Especially since World War II, the French have always boasted that they are the boss of Europe, and for this reason, they have even refused to give face to the Americans countless times, as for the Germans, in the eyes of the French, the Germans are not a good thing, this bastard has been trying to snatch the leadership of Europe with himself after the economic development, and now there is an opportunity to mock Germany, and the French are naturally not far behind.

For a time, the whole of Europe fell into a carnival of mockery of German soldiers, and the Germans became everyone's laughing stock, and even a genius cartoonist drew a cartoon, on which a German soldier with a fat head and big ears and a beer glass in his hand threw his rifle away, and the whole person swayed, and there was a coffin not far away, and a hand was vaguely stretched out in the coffin.