☆, 1131_ fake cat

"Brother Beauty," said the elder brother, looking at me and saying, "Are you thinking of anything bad?"

...... Cough. %" Feel free to make up for it. ”

The elder brother raised an eyebrow and smiled at me, I surrendered and texted him: "I'm thinking about your bastard. ”

The elder brother replied to me with a string of points.

I decisively sold Pei Bing and told the senior brother the detailed brain replenishment process.

Pei Bing: "Meow?!"

The senior brother walked up to me, and under Pei Bing's fried glare, he pinched the skin on the back of his neck and lifted him up.

Pei Bing stretched out his claws to scratch the senior brother's hand, but the posture was wrong, and the senior brother's wrist kept shaking slightly, destroying Pei Bing's balance, so that he couldn't scratch it, and he was so anxious that he meowed.

I asked, "Can't you speak human language after you become a cat?"

Pei Bing replied to me in his head: "The vocal cords are not right, but they can be adjusted, wait, my control is not very good now, it is not easy to adjust, it will take some time." ”

The hairball raised his hind legs and scratched his ears, showing the characteristics of the soft body of a feline, compared to Pei Bing's softness, it was obviously not enough.

The elder brother commented: "Fake cat." ”

Pei Bing, who adjusted his vocal cords to make his body stiffer: "......"

He changed back into human form, and finally broke away from the control of the senior brother, and scratched his head with a distressed face: "It's a bit difficult to have its form." ”

Ms. Yunxia: "Humanoid Instrument Spirit is a very common choice, after all, most of the owners of Spirit Treasures are human monks. ”

Pei Bing: "The object resembles the owner's shape, I understand, but if the human form is not hugged, the cat shape can be hugged all the time." I want to be a cat. ”

Hairballs lick their paws.

"It's not like it's disguised at all," Yan Ziqi professionally commented, "It's like a person shrunk and wearing plush cat clothes, fake." ”

At this moment, we are still outside the fog, and many people passing by are looking at Pei Bing curiously, Pei Bing doesn't care at all, he doesn't exist as an onlooker, he still does what he wants, and he doesn't hold back what he wants to say. Compared to him, my mental quality is relatively insufficient, because I heard someone say:

"After Pei Meiren pried the corner of the senior brother, she hooked up with the newcomer?"

"Call the master...... Hehe, I can't see that Pei Meiren likes this tune. ”

"That's Lingbao. The message is really lagging. ”

"What's wrong with Lingbao? It's not that something happened to Lingbao. ”

"Yes. ”

"Be quiet, Ms. Yunxia is here. ”

"Ah, that's Ms. Yunxia? It's the first time I've seen a real human form, and it's not ...... the image I shut up, I didn't say anything. ”

☆, 1132_ brain supplement

Ms. Yunxia was very calm, when she walked into the fog first, the senior brother beckoned Yan Ziqi to follow, Yan Ziqi was reluctant to look at the stone statue when she left, and the senior brother said: "Xiaolinzi." ”

Me: "...... Got it. ”

Without me passing on the work, Pei Bing happily lifted the stone statue, making me embarrassed to tell him that if it weren't for his labor, the senior brother would not normally hand over the manual work to me - even if he handed it over, there were people in the crowd who were willing to do it for him.

Pei Bing: "I know, but now the master's physical work is all mine." It's all mine, manual work. ”

The tone of the last three words was particularly rippling, which made the onlookers also ripple: "Manual work, ......"

"Manual work. ”

"Well, manual work. ”

"So Pei Meiren really empathized and didn't fall in love, right? Senior brother is really pitiful. ”

"Senior brother is also unwilling, this is all revenge. ”

But he was reluctant to retaliate too hard. After all, although wildflowers are fragrant, domestic flowers are more beautiful. ”

"Maybe it wasn't Pei Meiren who pried the corner of the senior brother's wall, but someone pried Pei Meiren from the senior brother's arms?"

"Hey, don't say it, this idea is very reasonable, when it comes to Yu Qiao's seniors, the senior brother either doesn't explain, and when he explains, he always says that he has nothing to do with Yu Qiao's seniors. Maybe that explanation is not an attempt to cover up, but a fact? The senior brother and Yu Qiao's predecessor are indeed not ex-lovers, but love-rivals?"

"That's not right. When there was a scandal between the senior brother and Yu Qiao's seniors, the second son had not been born at all. ”

"That is, once a lover, now a rival. ”

......

By the time I entered the fog, the brains of the masses had developed to the point of betting on when the senior brother would be angry and red-faced......

Hey, I'm a man, it's Lan Yan...... Phew, I don't have an affair with my brother. There are really too many idlers in this sect, if you have time to talk about gossip, is it good for you to practice swords? Or go to study and study gossip in the sense of divination, and grab food with Peeping Heaven?

☆、1133_The starting point is too high

After entering the fog, I looked at Senior Brother and asked, "Do you know the latest progress of the rumors about me and you and Yu Qiao's seniors?"

Senior Brother: "Do you know how I was admitted to the Yunxia Sect, what kind of conspiracy I had when I entered the Yunxia Sect, and how many versions there are?"

Enough to make a separate book...... Also, compared to conspiracy theories, scandals are nothing, no matter how weird the scandals are.

Senior brother: "The rumors about me, the starting point is too high, and the rest are not worth mentioning. ”

Why do you still seem to be a little proud?

Senior Brother: "My rumors back then alarmed all the elders, as well as Ms. Yunxia, and finally gave me an officially certified innocence. At that time, I was only in the foundation period. ”

I heard you right, you're really expressing pride.

Yan Ziqi: "Why do you emphasize 'official certification'?"

Me: "Because during the time of the disciple's gossip, he still can't be innocent." "He probably doesn't have to count on it in his life. At the time of the party, Senior Brother Brain Supplement was a conspirator and a big devil, who was preparing to subvert the Yunxia Sect and even the entire cultivation realm, which was one of the repertoire programs of the horror story of this sect. And with the improvement of the senior brother's cultivation and the increase in the scope of his control over the affairs of the sect, the level of terror is still evolving. Conservative estimate, the elder brother is immortal, and there is no upper limit to terror - if he dies, he can continue to make waves in the story without an upper limit and become an eternal legend.

What can be done, the senior brother was too eye-catching back then, and the uncle in charge was too fanatical about him, and the insiders expressed disbelief.

We listen to the official statement, we believe it, but this does not delay us in making up jokes.

The senior brother spread his hands: "So, in the face of small scandals, let them go." Even if you, like Uncle Xiao, beat down all the rumor-mongers one by one, they can still continue to spread rumors with injuries. What's the solution?"

Ms. Yunxia: "Don't worry, they can tell the difference between rumors and truth. No matter how happy it is, in fact, I don't take it seriously in my heart. In other words, only if it is not true, they will be pleased. Just like the rumors when Jiang Weixiao first started, when did they break out?"

The senior brother reluctantly replied to Ms. Yunxia's knowingly question: "After being officially certified innocent." ”

Understandable. Before finding out, the more suspicious you are, the harder it is to say it, and even if you communicate, you are very cautious about exchanging opinions in private, because it may be really dangerous and careless. But when it is confirmed that there is no danger, then it enters the joke stage, and it is possible to talk nonsense to your face and unscrupulously expand the crowd of rumors.

☆、1134_Digest

The Misty Circle itself is the secret realm of the Main Illusion Realm, and as the controller, Ms. Yunxia can create an area at will so that other disciples who enter the Misty Circle will not be able to perceive us, so naturally she will not be able to watch our conversation as she did when she was outside.

When we were chatting, Pei Bing never put down the stone statue, not that he was sincere, but that he used the stone statue as a toy, threw the stone statue up with his right hand, caught it with his left hand, held the front paws of the stone statue and threw it twice, and then kicked the back paws twice, never letting the stone statue fall to the ground, but it never stopped.

At the beginning, the action was relatively restrained, only a small throw, but then it became more and more excessive, and it was simply playing the stone statue as a football, although the playing skills were good, but it also made Yan Ziqi unbearable:

"It's hard work, please put it on the ground. ”

Pei Bing: "You may not believe it, but I'm actually helping it digest." ”

I knew what he said was true, but his tone and diction made it hard to believe he was telling the truth.

Yan Ziqi was suspicious, but it may have been thinking that the stone statue had been eating for a while, and even until earlier today, it was still holding on, and it was only after I took it back to Pei Feng that its stomach did not continue to show a posture of rapid expansion, and I took it back to Pei Feng It was said that it was Pei Bing's request, so Yan Ziqi did not refute Pei Bing's words, but just watched him bully the stone statue more and more, and her face was entangled.

Ouch,Although I've grown up,But I still have the credulity of Lori...... It's easy to talk.

Ms. Yunxia: "Actually, digestion should still be done by itself. ”

Pei Bing: "And then everyone waits endlessly? ”

Hey, what did you and Ms. Yunxia quarrel with when I didn't see it? Why are you talking like this...... Not in harmony?

Ms. Yunxia: "Patience is very important, it is difficult for a child like you to understand the value of waiting. ”

Hey, why is Ms. Yunxia so polite?

Pei Bing: "How many years have you not eaten? Do you know what digestion is? ”

Me: "Pei Bing." ”

Pei Bing threw the stone statue to the ground, turned into a cat again, and squeezed together with the hairball.

Ms. Yunxia stroked her cuffs and said, "The bear child always doesn't understand, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years." ”

Me: "......" is something wrong?

The author has something to say:

Hey, bastard or something, Pei Bing just said nonsense, the innocence of the senior brother......

Of course, it is also possible to just bump into the facts. Who knows, anyway, Pei Bing is not responsible for what he said, and neither is the second son.

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About the age of the second son

The actual age of the monk is not important, just look at the appearance of the age. The appearance age of the second son is still a minor =.=

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