Chapter 16 What a big abalone
The person led by the other party swept his gaze between Cang Hao and the two monks, and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "You really know each other!"
When Cang Hao heard this name, he carefully looked at the person who was the leader, and found that he had a fat face, it didn't make a difference if his eyes were open or closed, his nose was lying on his stomach like Garfield, but the fat and thick lips were particularly eye-catching, and he really looked a bit like an abalone.
"What a big abalone," Cang Hao pondered: "It's okay for him to use this mouth as a male masturbator!"
Hua Crab stepped forward at the right time and said with a smile: "Brother Abalone, this kid just said that he had never seen these two bald heads at all!"
"I don't need you to talk nonsense!" Brother Abalone rudely pushed the flower crab, pointed to a few little brothers by the door and ordered: "Go out and see, has this kid brought someone here, be careful for me!"
Then, Brother Abalone turned around, looked at Cang Hao viciously, and roared: "Boy, dare to play tricks with Lao Tzu, why don't you want to live anymore?"
When it came to the end, Cang Hao's mind was strangely sober, and he smiled politely: "Brother Abalone, I know, you don't rub sand in your eyes, I can't fool you, and I don't want to cheat." ”
"Then let's be honest. Brother Abalone smiled coldly: "I asked you just now, didn't you say that you haven't seen two bald donkeys at the same time, what is your relationship?"
"That's right, they're my brothers, it's just that I didn't know that you were looking for them!" Cang Hao said innocently: "There are too many people who shave their bald heads!"
Brother Abalone was expressionless, and his gloomy gaze was like a knife: "I hate others for lying to me the most!"
"I really didn't expect that. The smile on Cang Hao's face was not messy at all, and he bowed slightly and said, "However, since the person you are looking for is my brother, I can't ignore it." ”
"What's the matter? You're going to pull out the sores about this?"
"I want to help them say something, but first of all, please rest assured that Brother Abalone didn't have any crooked thoughts. Cang Hao paused, and said word by word: "I am the only one who comes." ”
Brother Abalone's younger brothers just came back and confirmed Cang Hao's words.
Cang Hao continued to smile: "I'm very sincere. ”
I don't know if Cang Hao's smile played a role, or if Cang Hao's courage to save his friends alone is worth appreciating, Brother Abalone's malice is obviously much lighter: "You are a man." ”
Then, Brother Abalone waved his hand and motioned for Cang Hao to sit down.
The smile on Cang Hao's face was even more humble: "Thank you." ”
Seeing Cang Hao's respectful appearance, Brother Abalone felt very satisfied, and there was a smile on his face, but it quickly disappeared.
With a straight face, Brother Abalone asked in a deep voice, "What do you want to do with your three brothers?"
Cang Hao asked rhetorically, "I have to know what happened to them first?"
"Quite simply, I was owed a sum of money. Brother Abalone said, pointing to the three pig's heads next to him: "They promised to give it to me within three days, and now that the deadline has passed, I will collect the debt!"
"Is it a loan shark?" Cang Hao's heart sank: "I didn't find that these three scammers are very addicted to gambling!"
Brother Abalone looked at Cang Hao: "You want to pay them back?"
Cang Hao smiled: "How much profit?"
"What a few cents, this is not usury. ”
Cang Hao was a little surprised: "Then how did they owe you this debt?"
Brother Abalone didn't want to explain, but just waved his hand: "Anyway, you just pay back!"
Taking a deep breath, Cang Hao said tentatively: "If Brother Abalone feels angry, even if he abuses them, I just want to keep my breath." ”
Brother Abalone squinted at Cang Hao for a long time, and then laughed strangely: "This is not a high requirement, it is easy to do!" Saying that, Brother Abalone's face changed suddenly, and he ordered his subordinates: "Emasculate them for Lao Tzu!"
"!" The unbelieving Zen master scolded: "I'm your eighteenth generation ancestor, even if Lao Tzu doesn't have J8, I still go to your wife!"
Brother Abalone's face was pale, his teeth were clenched, and he pounced with an arrow: "I hate others greeting my mother the most!"
Brother Abalone is very fast, and the faster one is Cang Hao.
Cang Hao rushed ahead of Brother Abalone, rushed up with the momentum of Lei Feng helping the old lady cross the road, and picking up the bench was a slam on his head and face.
However, Cang Hao did not smash Brother Abalone, but did not believe in Zen masters.
"I'll let you scold!" Cang Hao was also furious, and he was careful everywhere he spoke, lest he anger Brother Abalone, and finally coaxed Brother Abalone to have a little smile, but he was scolded by the unbelieving Zen master and turned into nothing.
But Cang Hao smashed it, but he was even more entangled, and if he continued to fight like this, he would die.
There must be someone to persuade you to do this, at least you have to be beaten and beg for mercy, otherwise you will become Brother Abalone who kills people with Canghao's knife.
But now no one is coming to stop Cang Hao, and if he continues to smash it like this, without Brother Abalone's hands, Cang Hao can directly send the unbelieving Zen master to visit the king of Hades.
Even if you don't believe in the Zen master and beg for mercy, but you don't believe that the Zen master was frightened, and he knew that something bad was wrong, so he just stood up, and he didn't dare to say more than half a word.
Gesang was silent, his lips trembling, and finally he didn't dare to speak.
As for Brother Abalone, he just looked at it with a smile, he didn't teach the Zen master himself, Cang Hao was already very satisfied, where did he dare to expect him to stop.
Fortunately, Cang Hao grasped the proportions well, and the bench was raised high and fell gently.
Of course, it still hurts to not believe in the Zen master, and Cang Hao also used this to teach him a lesson, so that these three people can behave in a proper manner outside in the future.
In fact, Cang Hao had wanted to do this for a long time, if it weren't for Brother Abalone, Cang Hao really wouldn't have had a chance to make a move.
Cang Hao wouldn't let the unbelieving Zen master hurt too much, but it made Cang Hao very hard to take care of the proportions, and the beads of sweat fell down one by one.
Just when Cang Hao was at a loss, a terrible cry sounded: "Stop fighting! Please, don't fight! Woo woo woo ......"
It's Feng Zenzi, this kid is too smart, he knows that it's time to beg for mercy, Cang Hao can't wait to rush up and kiss him.
Cang Hao wiped his cold sweat, withdrew his hand, and came to Brother Abalone with a smile and said: "Brother Abalone, he is not sensible, you have a lot of adults, so don't take it to heart......"
Brother Abalone took out his ear picker, plucked his ears slowly, and sneered: "You acted well!"
Cang Hao didn't deny it, and said frankly: "The play is true, it's really wrong for them to run away, I will apologize to Brother Abalone for them." ”
Cang Hao spoke, and was about to bend down and bow upright, but Brother Abalone supported Cang Hao, showed a smile and said, "You are good, you are really good, it is their luck to have a brother like you." But ......" Speaking of this, Brother Abalone looked at him and added lightly: "There are rules on the road, pay back debts, and if you don't pay back, you will take your life!"
"Brother Abalone......" Cang Hao looked straight into the other party's eyes, and carefully considered the wording as he spoke: "It is said that I am an outsider and should not interfere." But they are my brothers, and since my brothers are in trouble, I must not stay out of them. Let me be bold and say that though they are in debt, they are not guilty of death!"
Brother Abalone smiled majestically and said coldly: "I said he deserves to die, just deserve to die." ”
Cang Hao frowned and said, "He's dead, you can't get your money back, isn't it wasted?"
"You don't understand our rules!" After a pause, Brother Abalone said viciously: "For us, the most important thing is not money, but that those who dare to deceive us must not die well, and those who come out to mix must establish this prestige, otherwise who will take our words seriously in the future!"
"This ......"
"Money, shameless, it doesn't matter, but let everyone know that the consequences of provoking us will be very strict!"
Cang Hao understood what the other party meant: "The three of them are just liars, killing them can't increase your prestige, is it necessary?"
"Of course there is!" Brother Abalone seemed very proud, and laughed so heartily that the gloom of a moment ago was swept away.
Cang Hao laughed with him, in fact, he wanted to laugh more than Brother Abalone, because Brother Abalone's laughter showed one thing, he didn't dislike himself as a person, which meant that there was room for bargaining.
Since he came to save the two monks together, but solving it with words is only one of the solutions, Cang Hao is secretly observing the surrounding forms, judging how the hand of Brother Abalone is.
It's a pity that Brother Abalone's subordinates are all standing against the wall, forming a circle, just surrounding Cang Hao and the two monks in the middle.
It can be seen that they are very experienced, if they start, now Cang Hao is recuperating from his illness, and he is afraid that it will be difficult to get out of his body.
As soon as Cang Hao secretly lucked, he felt his stomach tumbling for a while, he felt a feeling of nausea, his whole body was weak and weak, and the sequelae of the first battle of Pripyat were so easy to subside.
Fortunately, now that the cause and effect of the matter have been clarified, Cang Hao can try to find an entry point for negotiations.
Brother Abalone's smile gradually subsided, looking at Cang Hao, Cang Hao gave a thumbs up: "Brother Abalone is really majestic enough!"
People like to listen to compliments, and Brother Abalone's face has a hint of triumph.
"You probably don't know, they borrowed money from me yesterday......" Cang Hao pointed to the two monks, and said nonsense: "They said that they owed debts outside and had to pay them back, I thought they were cooperating to cheat me out of money, so I didn't take it seriously, and almost beat them up!"
"Oh?" Brother Abalone couldn't hold back his black face anymore, and a smile hung on the corner of his mouth: "It's about the same, even if they have a conscience!"
Cang Hao smiled and said, "My name is Cang Hao, and I also came out to mix, I don't know if I can climb high and be friends with Brother Abalone?"
Brother Abalone smiled and said: "There is nothing high or low, you kid is very righteous and has the style of rivers and lakes, I am willing to recognize you as a brother!"
Cang Hao pretended to be overjoyed, grabbed Brother Abalone's hand, and shouted very respectfully: "Brother Abalone." ”
In order to achieve a better effect, Cang Hao quietly twisted his thigh, and the pain was agitated, and there were crystal tears in the corners of his eyes.
Looking at Cang Hao's appearance, it is simply a long-lost brother who recognizes each other, Cang Hao secretly thought: "With my acting skills, if I don't win the award, I really can't say it......"
Brother Abalone was very satisfied, his face was overjoyed, and he looked at Yingying.
For a while, the two of them actually held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes, and the two monks and the three younger brothers were all speechless and choked, wondering if the two of them were instantly rubbed out of cremation, and they were about to start working on the base.
Cang Hao coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said with a smile: "Since I am Brother Abalone's brother, I don't know my brother's brother, do Brother Abalone recognize me?"