This world is magical, in just ten years, the world changes dazzlingly, as if people have been living in a primitive society more than ten years ago, and then suddenly one day, see the world!

Especially for some people, after stepping into the work industry from school, no matter what industry, these newcomers can be regarded as seeing the world and opening their eyes.

Of course, some special people are not counted, only talking about small people who don't have much knowledge.

Zhang Fan too, although there were few people when he used to be quark, he also saw some things, such as two married people with families, hugging in KTV, "I'm married now, no, no!"

It's so bold, it's so unscrupulous, Zhang Fan's eyes are green, aren't they afraid of gossip?

After arriving at the tea vegetarian, I saw the big sky, what (a) breast augmentation, skin lifting, and opening the corners of the eyes are all trivial. Someone actually wants to be beautiful near the chrysanthemum.

Really, Zhang Fan almost felt that he was coming from Mars, and the earthlings were too good at playing.

The person who asked for a beautiful chrysanthemum, how to describe it, let's put it this way, it was the height of summer.

The weather was hot and dry, the director of the anorectal department left with his little daughter-in-law, Zhang Fan acted as the director of the anorectal department for a few days, and when he was about to get off work in the afternoon, a young woman came.

Why is it a young woman, there is a saying, she has a mature atmosphere all over her body, and her body is round.

The upper body is wearing a set of small clothes that are not suspenders, but they are not wide enough, and the lower body is wearing a skirt that is not super short but not long, and the worst thing is that she has slits on both sides of this thing.

Any action, or a slightly larger amplitude, can definitely get to the point where a curious man hurries up to bet on the color, maybe this is implicit but not revealed.

At that time, Zhang Fan finally understood why the light was so attractive.

She said that she had hemorrhoids and was lying on the examination table, and Zhang Fan began to check.

But when he saw her chrysanthemums, Zhang Fan was quite puzzled, in the summer, how the chrysanthemums were like winter hands, opening everywhere, it was directly a cracked scene.

Before it was over, people opened their mouths, speaking a fairly standard Mandarin, and when they said it, not only Zhang Fan, but even the nurses on the side were surprised and almost dropped their eyes.

"Doctor, if it's convenient, by the way, give me a beauty near the chrysanthemum to make it look smoother and smoother, okay?"

But today, when Quark's 120 sent the sick number, Zhang Fan knew that today's sick number was quite similar to the original sick number.

At the end of October and November, the temperature was already below zero.

Some people have already put on down jackets and cotton coats pressed in the box, Shao Hua has already put on thick clothes for Zhang Fan, for fear that he will freeze, there used to be a mother who was afraid of him cold, and now there is a daughter-in-law who is afraid of him cold!

And today, when this patient came out of the 120th side, Zhang Fan's brows were directly wrinkled together.

Four or five pairs of long legs were brushed with sky-high brushes, long boots along the knees, leather coats and leather skirts.

There is also a fluffy collar on the Korean version of the big leather coat, not to mention the mink or not, but the leaking thigh surface is bright and swaying, which makes the light in the car a little brighter.

When I look at my face again, I can see at a glance that the cosmetics used are expensive, and there are no wrinkles on my face filled with collagen.

But if you look closely at their necks, the flickering wrinkles still indicate their age.

The patient lying on the stretcher, although his face was sallow, still drew eyeliner, his lips were flowered, and his long eyelashes seemed to be stained with coal particles.

"Go back and tell the director of the county hospital, we're not done with him!" Chasu's emergency center took the patient number and sent 120 from Quark County to leave, and one of these people opened up.

When Zhang Fan heard it and looked at it again, it was no wonder that Shi Lei couldn't catch it, and he didn't even have the idea of calling an expert.

"What's going on?" Zhang Fan didn't go up first, and the doctor at the emergency center went up to ask about the medical history.

The woman in the flat car spoke: "I just have a hemorrhoid, I was thinking about a small operation, but as a result, I asked the gang from the county hospital to make me unable to even solve the big toilet now!"

Then, a few of the others began to chatter.

"Alright, alright, the family will leave one, and the others will go out first. ”

As soon as the doctors at the urgent care center vacated the space, they called the nurses in. In medical care, there is a rule that for the examination of the opposite sex, a staff member of the same gender as the patient must be present.

After the nurse came in, Zhang Fan stood aside and watched the doctor on duty at the emergency center do an examination.

There are leaders, and the doctor's attitude is extraordinarily gentle.

"Tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor is polite, and it is the largest hospital in the area, and the attitude of the patients is much better.

"I had a little hemorrhoids, and the county hospital said it was a minor operation, so they operated on me, but now I eat, I dare not eat, sleep, I can't sleep, and I get angry at everything.

Look, look, they made it for me. After taking off his pants, Zhang Fan took a look.

Seeing this, he also knew it in his heart. "Okay, let's take in the anorectal department, we have to have a second operation. ”

After speaking, Zhang Fan left the examination room.

Chrysanthemums, in the human body, are not taken seriously, in fact, this organ is quite complex.

The nerves of the anal skin are highly abundant, and the coordination of the sphincter complex is no worse than that of the lips. There are even times when the coordinated movement here goes beyond the lips.

However, some people, I don't know what to think, constipation is not well treated, some swallow yellow eel, or swallow alive, some drink oil, bottles of oil, tons and tons of tons of drink.

Yellow eel down, let's not talk about anything else, this thing has teeth, and the strength of human stomach acid is very high, but the amount is not enough.

The yellow eel entered the stomach, and after it was burned, it hurt, can you not be in a hurry, and bite where it is caught. If you don't bite your internal organs, I'm sorry for your guts.

I don't know if the greasy is greasy or not, anyway, it's like drinking Coke, and when the stool comes out like a whip, I don't even have time to untie the belt.

Unfortunately, after this oil and water are pulled, the liver is also damaged, and the constipation will still be constipated.

There are even more strange people, constipation, how to get the cork dew is not good, what glass bottles, what glass balls, it seems that they can be stuffed into it.

Really, you can't mess around, people, being able to pass gas and defecate smoothly without pain is one of the great joys of life.

To be honest, this place is very delicate, don't say you are nonsense, even in the hospital, the doctors are very careful about the operation of chrysanthemums.

Because once there is a problem in this place, then the future will definitely bury a very uncomfortable hidden danger in the patient's life.

Therefore, the goal of all chrysanthemum surgeries is to reduce the damage to the skin and surrounding sphincter as much as possible on the premise of relieving the pain.

As soon as Zhang Fan saw it, he didn't let the emergency center deal with it, if it was a perianal abscess, it would be no problem to deal with it in the emergency center. However, this lady's chrysanthemum is not suitable for treatment in the emergency center and must be hospitalized.

After the doctor at the emergency center called the doctor in the proctology department, the patient was taken to the proctology department.

Zhang Fan thought about it and followed.

In the anorectal department, Zhang Fan was a few minutes late, and he heard several women chattering in the disposal room, "It's endless, this is here to be hospitalized, not for you to watch and watch, isn't it a small movie?"

I've just seen a few doctors once, and now I'm going to see it again, and I'm addicted to taking off my pants, isn't it?"

"The emergency center has been checked, why aren't you hospitalized somewhere!"

Zhang Fan shook his head when he heard the doctor from the anorectal department say this to the patient outside the door.

The anorectal department can't get up, there are few patients, the doctor holds the average award of the hospital, and his heart is unbalanced.

The hospital also wanted to get the anorectal department to stand up as soon as possible, but it was too difficult to train doctors.

After the head nurse of the anorectal department saw Zhang Fan, she greeted loudly, "Dean Zhang, you are here!"

Zhang Fan cried and laughed in his heart, this was like the old bustard in the welcome building, and when the doctor inside heard that Zhang Fan was coming, he didn't dare to quarrel.

The head nurse accompanied Zhang Fan into the disposal room, "What are you doing, you're here again, you haven't seen enough, how did you get it, come and see it again!"

The person who accompanied the patient originally caught fire in the county hospital, and then was treated by the proctologist with such a bad attitude, and then saw Zhang Fan again, with sparks in his words.

Zhang Fan didn't hear it, "Did the doctor's code make you explain your condition to the patient with such an attitude?"

Why don't you explain the condition to the patient? Is this the anorectal department, are you the doctor in this department?"

The tone was not stern at all, and the expression was not serious, but not only the doctor on duty, but even the head nurse of the anorectal department changed his face.

"I'm sorry! I have a bad attitude, you can forgive me!" the doctor on duty blushed and couldn't blush anymore. If you don't even have this awareness, it's better to start your own business.

"This is our dean!" the head nurse also hurriedly came out to explain, afraid that the patient would say something unbearable.

"Alright, you can hurry up and see my sister!"

The other party glanced at Zhang Fan a few more times, and although he didn't say anything more, he didn't have a good face.

Truth be told, many people think that the authorities are the most powerful. In fact, for ordinary people, it is possible to pee or not to pee on the organs of power.

I don't do anything, I'm the uncle.

But in a city, a top-level hospital, and a top-level school, to be honest, the power of these two industries in China cannot be underestimated.

Zhang Fan didn't care about the other party's words at all, he was also a herbivore and understood the other party very well. And no matter what industry or occupation the other party has, she is a patient when she goes to the hospital.

The doctor in the anorectal department saw that although Zhang Fan did not pursue it again, the intestines with regret in his heart were about to become twisted.

If there is something in his heart, his movements will be chaotic, he didn't even think about it, and he was about to get started directly with the film gloves.

"Bring the rubber! Save, it's not so provincial!" This time Zhang Fan's tone was very stern.

"Okay, okay! Zhang Yuan, I know it's wrong. Hearing Zhang Fan's harsh words, he was relieved.

They know very well that if Zhang Fan generally has severe criticism on the spot, then he will not pursue it afterwards, for fear that Zhang Fan will not get angry, and then Ouyang will climb out again, then it will not be a joke, Ouyang will clean up people, and he will definitely make you go up and down.

Putting on rubber gloves, the doctor in the anorectal department said quite gently: "You relax, I'll check your anal (a) door, yes, that's it, don't be nervous, yes, the sphincter opens, relax." ”

Watching the doctor in the anorectal department start the examination, Zhang Fan said to several family members: "There can't be too many people in the examination room, otherwise it will cause accidental infection of the patient, you wait outside for a while, what's the matter, I call you." ”

The fish came out in a row, and the fashion fur team came out in a hurry.

After the examination, the proctologist looked at Zhang Fan with an expression of wanting to speak.

"Tell me about the test results!"

"The sphincter obviously did not contract hard enough, but when I checked it, I felt quite stiff, as if the muscles had tightened to a threshold. ”

"Come, I'll take a look!" Zhang Fan gently asked the doctor in the anorectal department to put on rubber gloves and apply paraffin oil.

"Don't be nervous, the hospital has repeatedly checked in order to better treat your disease, not to toss you with heart, you relax!"

Tone, this person, a lot of people eat soft and not hard, of course, there are also hard and not soft.

Zhang Fan's tone was gentle, trying to imitate Lu Lao's attitude of checking the patient, I don't know why, maybe it's age or personal cultivation, the old man speaks, that is, he speaks casually, which can make the patient hear respect, which is also strange.

"Hmm!"

After the group of relatives and friends was invited out, the patient seemed a little embarrassed in the face of the team of two men and one woman, and the voice of the answer was with a sense of humming.

"Relax, relax! I'm going to go in, you relax. "One hand on the hips with a gentle force, with a kind of breaking force.

The digital examination of the chrysanthemum sounds like it is very bright and looks ambiguous. However, to be honest, there are very few people who are willing to refer patients to them.

No matter how bright and bright the person is, this place is also a place where the grains are discharged after all!

In fact, anorectal diseases only require the doctor to gently break open the cheeks, and most patients do not need to insert a painful anal (a) portal scope for examination!

When Zhang Fan's fingers entered, he hurried to a kind of emptiness.

How to describe the normal chrysanthemum digital examination, just like you feed your girlfriend with cake cream on your hands, at this time there is a sense of wrapping, when you first enter it is repulsion, and when you enter the deep sphincter, it becomes internal suction.

And the patient's feedback to Zhang Fan was that the muscles were like bones stuck when he first entered.

It's like your girlfriend biting with her teeth, but once you enter it, you don't have the strength of your muscles, it's like entering an empty cotton wool with no temperature.

"You talk about the main points of anorectal diagnosis and let the patient listen to the symptoms that match her. ”

Zhang Fan asked questions while inspecting.

"The pain is intermittent, accompanied by blood, but not related to bowel movements, most likely anal fissures.

The pain is constant and progressively worsens into a perianal abscess.

The pain improves, and a lump is felt, which is a thrombotic external hemorrhoid.

Intermittent episodes of pain and contamination of underwear with discharge are anal fistulas.

If there is a lump that comes out, it may need to be manipulatively returned to the mole!"

"Well, it seems that your heart is still professional, and your business professionalism is enough, so you can cultivate your character more in the future. ”

After saying that, he said to the patient, "You feel that your symptoms are very similar to the one he said." ”