Chapter 1068: Dirty
As the so-called people are in good spirits at happy events, Li Menglong is also a character who was forcibly kissed by the goddess last night, although it is just a forehead bobo, it is still a kiss with strong family affection, but no matter what, Li Menglong was kissed by his absolute ideal, the true goddess Xu Xian, which cannot be denied.
So when he got up in the morning, Li Menglong's mouth was crooked, the side of the pillow was full of saliva, and he rubbed his chin at the same time, Li Menglong could easily restore the reason for this scene, it was nothing more than that he was so happy, and he slept with a grin last night.
He still woke up very early, but he was full of energy, not to mention sleepy, he couldn't wait to go out for an hour now, and even Li Menglong was thinking about whether he would find Xu Xian to charge it when he was tired in the future, so that his annual TV series and movie output was estimated to double.
Fortunately, considering that Li Shungui might kill him, Li Menglong gave up this temptation, and Li Shungui can also be charged, although the power has been slightly lower recently, but it is better to be durable and stable.
A carp was about to turn out his tracksuit, but he just stood still at the door, the door was empty, there was no sleepwalking naked girl, and there was no banner wishing him a happy birthday.
It's just that Li Menglong was not shocked by the scene, he completely faintly felt a trace of inspiration from his head, and now he didn't even dare to move, if he didn't perfect this inspiration, he would regret it.
Fortunately, this is not the first time he has experienced this situation, so after thinking for a while, he quickly began to get into work, and computers, handwritten notebooks, all kinds of inspiration and materials are intersecting in his hands.
Until there was a piercing scream at the door, as if he was afraid that he didn't know that there was a group of singers living in this house, and Yoona was also extraordinary, and this treble could basically compare to Kim Taeyeon.
There is no shortage of girls who are instinctive to look at the excitement that is integrated into the bones of people, and they are already suppressing their instincts in this area due to their identities on weekdays, so when they have fun at home, strong onlookers are definitely a must-have project.
The girls rushed over quickly no matter what they were doing, Zheng Xiuyan had a towel tied to her head, a toothbrush in her mouth, and even a circle of white foam on the side of her mouth, if it was a TV series scene, the actor should go over and pull out the toothbrush now, and then wipe the foam from the corners of the other party's mouth with a deep kiss.
But you can't expect Li Menglong to have such a romantic or bloody behavior, he won't even write it when he writes the script, because it gives him goosebumps just thinking about it, and Zheng Xiuyan is not the kind of heroine who will stand there obediently, Li Menglong dares to kiss it, and one of the best results is that her knees are raised hard.
Li Menglong glanced up, Zheng Xiuyan is the most eye-catching, who makes this outfit usually uncommon. Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon are still holding game consoles, Pani is wearing a mask, Yoo Li is wearing a tight-fitting tracksuit, guessing from the sweat stains on her head that she should be practicing yoga, and Seo Hyun is holding a book, and she is indeed a goddess of wisdom.
As for Yun'a, the culprit was holding a glass of warm water, but now there were puddles of water stains on the ground, some of which had flowed down from the cup and some had just squirted out of her mouth. The nine people gathered here and stared at Li Menglong with wide eyes.
Whether it was drinking water, brushing teeth, or playing games, everyone stopped their movements at this moment and looked at Li Menglong with full of incredulity, as if they wanted to confirm what this man was thinking.
Li Menglong glanced at them calmly, and then buried his head in his work again: "I haven't eaten yet, which of you can cook me some ramen, remember to put three eggs! Two packs of noodles!"
Lee Soon-gyu was the first to regain her composure, after all, it wasn't the first time she had seen this picture, and she had seen it even more, so she said with a little teasing: "Use your brain again?"
This argument was brought over by Li Menglong, and he didn't know where to see it: once people fall into thinking, they consume even more energy than when they exercise, so whether it is writing a script or thinking creatively, Li Menglong will deliberately eat more, although he usually eats a lot.
"If you're not blind, can't you see me working? I've thought of a variety show plan, you'll definitely like it!" Li Menglong said that he stood up excitedly, after all, he is also a human being, and he also wants to share the joy with his family, and even show off......
The girls exclaimed together for a lot of face, and a group of people showed a slightly ambiguous look on their faces, Li Menglong noticed that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell where it was, so he continued to smile proudly.
Xu Xian, as an upright sister, naturally can't stand what the girls are doing now, of course, if you want to delve into why Xu Xian is so quiet for more than a minute between coming down to the present, it is another story, and the title of the story can be said - on Xu Xian's belly black attribute!
In fact, Xu Xian, the title of the true goddess, really wants to give the girls a credit, not to say how successful they are in teaching in the busy, but they sacrifice themselves to fulfill Xu Xian with a fearless spirit.
Many times, it's not that Xu Xian doesn't have the attribute of black belly, but that her black belly is nothing compared to the girls, so often when nine people do bad things together, when Xu Xian can get lost, other girls must be moving on.
As the saying goes, there is no harm if there is no comparison, and the image of Xu Xian's true goddess is set off by the girls, just like now, Xu Xian, who should be watching, also saw it, but when other girls wanted to be more lively, Xu Xian stood up.
Of course, more often than not, Xu Xian would have pointed it out from the beginning, but this time the picture was too shocking, and she also needed to react for a while, so when she saw Xu Xian pulling her clothes, Li Menglong didn't know what it meant.
However, Xu Xian's actions should be meaningful, so Li Menglong also subconsciously planned to pull up his clothes to see if he was wearing them backwards or something, but no matter how he pinched his hands, all he could pinch was the layer of skin on his muscles.
Li Menglong's whole body was already trembling slightly, he didn't even want to recall what state he was in when he got up in the morning, he just hoped that he had the habit of wearing pants now.
When he touched the fabric around his waist, Li Menglong almost collapsed, which simply saved half of his life, as for the other half of his life, it seems that he can't be saved, how much Li Menglong hopes to be able to touch two layers of fabric, which means that he is still wearing a pair of pants in addition to his underwear.
But according to the explanation of Murphy's Law, if you are worried that something will happen, then it is more likely to happen, so it is not surprising that Li Menglong is now wearing a pair of underwear.
Unfold it back and forth, that is to say, Yun'er's scream was because she saw Li Menglong sitting half-naked on the chair, and then when the girls were watching strongly, Li Menglong actually stood up quite complacently to show them, and regarded their exclamation as a worship of his own creativity......
Li Menglong really doesn't know what to say, in fact, he can't be blamed, can't these girls know what shyness is? Shouldn't the first time in this situation be to cover their eyes? What are you in the mood to play here and watch?
In fact, if you think about Li Menglong from another perspective, you can understand that if one day a certain girl suddenly falls off completely in front of him, Li Menglong will not look twice? Will he immediately turn around? How is it possible, instinct is faster than reason after all.
As for this matter, the only thing that can be blamed is that when the girls' reason overcame their instinct, that is, when Li Menglong stood up and showed off, their reason actually chose not to say anything and continue to watch, which is excessive!
So when Li Menglong's whole body was buried in the quilt and glared angrily, the girls were very hooligans squeezed in and continued to tease, and their hands were not idle, and they kept trying to lift Li Menglong's quilt: "What are you shy, do you want to seduce us in the morning?" "A good figure is going to be shown, don't be afraid, we won't take pictures!" "Look at a piece of meat is indispensable, but the figure is really good!" "The color of the underwear is a little worse, who chose it for you?" I'll pick a few for you another day!" "Oppa's creativity is really good." ......”
Li Menglong has completely subdued these hooligans, he always feels that he has to move out of this dormitory, otherwise someone may forcibly break in one night and do something to him that words can't describe, then it's just - it's too exciting!
One of the effective ways to deal with hooligans is to be more hooligans than them, so Li Menglong sat up directly and started his counterattack: "Your good body is going to be exposed, right? You guys should take it off too!" "Look at the meat is indispensable, right? Then let me see it?" "Who else wants to see it? I can take her to the bathroom for a private ......"
When the girls heard this, they knew that Li Menglong had completely reflected it, which was boring, or the suffocating Li Menglong just now was more cute, whether it was confidently showing off his good figure, or standing there and touching all over his body, or shivering and hiding in the quilt, he was so cute, and now he was only disgusted.
So the girls suddenly dispersed, brushing their teeth when they should brush their teeth, playing games when they should play games, drinking water when they should drink water, and of course Xu Xian who went to help Li Menglong cook instant noodles, Li Menglong looked at the ceiling sluggishly, and suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness, why did he have a sense of déjà vu that he was abandoned after being toyed with?
The child who doesn't know how to clean up the mess after the accident is not a good child, and the girls know this very well, so since it caused so much psychological trauma to Li Menglong in the morning, whether it is out of morality or emotion, you have to come over to comfort it, otherwise how can you joke openly in the future.
So Li Menglong became a fragrant dumpling again, and many people served him next to him: "Try this kimchi, my dad made it, it's delicious!" "Isn't it hot? Give you a glass of ice water!" "Do you need a sausage?"
For the girls' service Li Menglong accepted it all, this is what they should do, otherwise Li Menglong's pale body would be in vain? How can there be such a good thing! Moreover, Li Menglong must find a chance to take revenge and come back.
Seeing that Li Menglong only knew how to eat with his head down, the atmosphere was still not high, so the girls looked at each other and kept throwing out various topics, but Yun'er didn't open which pot to mention: "What is the creativity that OPPA just said?"
Yun'er wants to give herself a mouth after speaking, why do you mention this, isn't this a disguised sarcasm of Li Menglong's behavior in the morning, of course, Yun'er at least has absolutely no such thoughts at the moment, she really just wants to find a topic.
But after the words are spoken, she can't take them back, so Yun'er can only remedy and say: "The show must need a host and guests, right?
While speaking, Yun'er stood in front of Li Menglong and raised her head and chest, with a generous and righteous posture: "In front of you is a generation of popular idols, a famous idol across film and television, songs, and variety shows, and a famous chameleon in the entertainment industry - Lin Yun'er, a youthful, cute, sexy, and funny all-round artist!"
"Although there are a lot of people who invite me, but what is the relationship between me and oppa, as long as you say a word, I Yun'er will act without saying a word!
Seeing the corners of Li Menglong's raised mouth, Yun'er knew that there was a door to this matter, so she immediately made persistent efforts: "I really didn't mean it in the morning, I was really shocked by OPPA's perfect body, I have worked with so many male actors and seen so many male idols, I am the sexiest OPPA today!"
Yun'er knows the essence of this sentence, so relying on her young age, thick skin, and sweet mouth, she began to eat ramen with Li Menglong happily in minutes, and the other girls were speechless.
It's not that they despise Yun'er's behavior, after all, it's hard for the mud bodhisattva to cross the river now, they just envy Yun'er's means, but they themselves can't pull their faces so flattering.
Let's not talk about anything else, it's just that variety show, the indoor conversation is slightly better, what if it's the outdoor one, that kind of show is super tired, especially as the guests of the first episode or their own people, they have to work hard, and they feel sore when they think about it.
So for a while, no one went to learn Yun'er's approach, this is a little wrong, Li Menglong can guess what these people are thinking, and even he knows that these girls are waiting for his invitation, after all, then they can still take Qiao and talk about the conditions.
It's just that it would be hellish to let them get their wish, Li Menglong didn't look at them, but just dialed some ramen for Yun'er, and the child was still growing: "Yun'er, this is definitely one of your most correct choices, just wait to go with me to eat fragrant and spicy food, but I can give you a little benefit in advance, which restaurant is your favorite to eat?"