My name is Qin Kueren, and I am a diligent person. I took this name because my father married a lazy woman back then, yes, it was my mother. My mother was very lazy and never did housework, not even sweeping the floor. My father did all the housework, and he was happy to do it. Because my mother is as beautiful as a flower.

My father, Chunchun, taught me to be as diligent as possible in the future, so that I could marry a woman as good as my mother.

But he probably doesn't know how fast society is progressing, and in the past, only beautiful women like my mother had the capital to be so picky and lazy and not do housework. Nowadays, basically as long as you are an urban girl, you don't do these things.

I'm desperate for this lazy society. So I don't think it's necessary to be diligent, it's better to be lazy. You can order takeout for dinner, you can find an aunt for hygiene, and you can even find a pen for college papers.

Of course, laziness comes at a price. While playing the War3RPG map to defend Athena with my roommate in the dorm room, I accidentally crossed over. He was still holding hot freshly soaked instant noodles in his hand.

"Are you my summoned beast?Well, it's a summoned beast with its own dry food?This food smells good, is it a tribute to me?I'm welcome, Ziyu~Ziyu~Huhuhu~"

My unified Laotan sauerkraut noodles were taken away by a white-bearded old man in front of me. After he had eaten it all, he said to me with a smile on his face, "Is there anything else?" This is better than the chefs of the most luxurious hotels in Wangdu. ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to this white-bearded old man who had never eaten or seen him. If it weren't for the fact that I finally found out that I had really crossed over, and that I was still in a magical world, and he happened to be a magician......

Although my cooking skills are two knives, I can't even fry egg fried rice. But ever since I ate their signature dish [Butter Stew] at the so-called most luxurious Royal Capital Hotel, I suddenly felt that the stargazing pie made by the British chef was simply creative, beautifully presented and delicious.

At least they wouldn't throw the big eyes of some unknown animal with two fists into the pot and cook it, without even cutting it with a knife. The terrible big eyes, the black-green juice burst out from the bite......

So I became the culinary god of this world with egg fried rice, tomato scrambled eggs, and stewed pork ribs. The white-bearded old man taught him all his mastery.

"Fights? No, I don't like fights. I don't want to fight at all, I don't learn combat magic. "Born under the red flag and growing up in New China, I am very particular about five stresses and four beauty. Fighting is against the law, and the cost of committing a crime is too high.

"I want to learn all kinds of life magic! It's the kind of thing that can wash clothes, fold quilts, cook dishes, and clean up with a wave of my hand. "I think these magic are more meaningful than blowing up a planet or something. These spells are called magic!

After all, if you blow up a city, you can do it with a nuclear bomb. But turning a piece of clothing from muddy to clean with a wave of your hand is really magical.

So I started practicing life magic. My mana has never been very strong. Because I can't do a single attack magic, and because I'm lazy. Spells with high attack power require strong mana. And the cultivation of mana is very long and painful.

Relatively speaking, life magic has much lower requirements for mana, and it only requires mastery of casting accuracy. So in the year of the other world, I didn't become the kind of invincible boxing master in the world. It's a very ordinary life magician. Responsible for the daily diet of the white-bearded old man or something.

It wasn't until he experimented with the space summoning magic again that I somehow traveled back inexplicably.

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Qin Kueren's otherworldly experience is really different from most people. He is a complete life magician. Zhang Tong couldn't help but ask him, "So what will you do?"

"Hmm...... Have you seen Harry Potter?" Qin Kuairen asked suddenly.

"Well, make up the drama. After Zhang Tong came back, he still made up for the popular movies and TV series over the years. Otherwise, how embarrassing it would be to go out and chat with people without a common topic.

"I'm probably the same as the mages in Harry Potter. Of course, I don't attack magic. You could think of me as a weakened version of Mrs. Weasley. I can also get the whole kitchen to work with a wave of my wand to cook dishes. You can also wave a magic wand to make a large villa clean and tidy. Qin Kuairen was very confident when he said these words.

But Zhang Tong looked at him without any confidence.

Qin Kuairen glanced at his sloppy appearance, and he immediately reacted: "Clean it up." With a little wand, his scruffy clothes immediately became clean and tidy. The original crumpled clothes were ironed and smoothed, and even the hair like a bird's nest was combed neatly.

Old Master Xiao couldn't help but say at this time, "Wait! Xiao Qin." If you have such ability, why can't you come out when you are in the association?!"

"Oh, because I'm so lazy. If I show this ability, you will surely leave all the miscellaneous things to me to do. And with your attribute of cheating on the door, if you can change Coke by yourself, you will never drink serious Coke, and I am afraid that you will wash the clothes of hundreds of people for me, so as to save water and electricity bills and washing machine discount fees, etc. Maybe they'll force me to do dry cleaning. ”

Old Master Xiao blushed: "No, not ......" Although he has always denied it, Zhang Tong can hear the weak-hearted tone at once.

Although Qin Kuairen is very lazy, his brain is not stupid. He knows when to hide himself and when to show himself.

"I'm lazy, it's not a lie. I don't have to do anything that can be solved with magic. I read Huaihai's garbage classification policy, and I think it's very strict. Although it is not as strict as Toyo's strict and strict garbage classification policy. But for China, it has gone too far. It took 20 years of forced enforcement and countless sky-high fines to correct the original littering habits of the Toyo people. But there are only 100 million people in the East, and there are 30 million people in Huaihai alone. Cities like Huaihai and the capital are also the most executive cities in China. ”

"But it is foreseeable that the implementation of garbage classification will inevitably be difficult. It's a long battle. So I had a whim one night, and it was the inspiration I got when I was watching a movie in the cinema for a PSA. A man throws a can, and then two trash cans take the initiative to eat the can. I was thinking, what kind of garbage is x, since it's so hard to tell. So if I use my life magic to create a magic circle to sort it out, wouldn't it be easier to enforce this policy?"

Qin Kuairen, a weakened version of Mrs. Weasley, scratched his head a little embarrassedly when he said this: "But this magic array of mine is still in an alpha beta version. ”

"It's okay!" Zhang Tong interrupted Qin Kueren's embarrassment, and he said categorically: "This thing can be solved first, and then consider whether it is good or not." Whether there is better or not is more important than whether it is good or not. I voted for this project of yours. ”

"By the way, one more question. Do you think that the immortal cultivator's immortal cultivation techniques and the magician's exercises can be taught and disseminated on the earth? Just like the martial arts textbook created by Li Lianlong. ”

Old Master Xiao and Wang Daochang glanced at each other, and neither of them spoke very confidently: "It's hard to say......" Their words sounded a little insincere.

ps: Asking for tickets~ It's the weekend, fluttering~!