65. Fairy braised pork
Lin Ze unfolded the devil's ink silk palace fan and looked at it, and quipped: "You are shaking the folding fan all day long, are you imitating the twilight pavilion spirit fairy?"
Jia Mu snatched the fan and hated to tear it: "I admit this game, it will definitely let the merry old white tiger be defeated!"
Lin Zegui advised: "You are the oldest among this year's Dao students, and you shouldn't act so naΓ―ve and absurd. β
Jia Mu slanted and mocked: "Yesterday, you threw away all the gifts given by An Ge with a black face, looking like you don't get along with each other, but in the middle of the night you picked it up in frustration, and you still stepped forward to be a flower messenger, if your behavior represents maturity, then I would rather be naΓ―ve for thousands of years." β
Lin Ze blushed in embarrassment, and said stiffly: "I... An Ge and I are just... It's an ordinary friend..."
Kamu deliberately teased him: "Do you mind if I pursue Ange?"
Lin Ze glared angrily, his eyes were almost on fire: "If you have the ability, you can try!"
Seeing his appearance of making such a fuss, he knew that he was deep in the bones, and there was no cure, Jia Mu patted his friend's shoulder heavily, and said helplessly: "Even if the master is broken into slag, he also understands the truth that a friend's wife is not a wife." β
"The road of love is difficult, it is difficult to go to the blue sky", Chu Lingxi incisively summarized the tragic fate of the green hat king Lin Ze, and said: "The green hat king, you must have killed people and set fires and caused countless evils in your previous life, so that in this life, a large area of green grassland above your head is enough to raise the four realms war horses fat and strong." β
Liu Ya helped the cook prepare dinner, and couldn't help but be surprised to see the braised pork in the menu.
"Huaxu Mountain often adds mortal dishes to enrich the meal, I wonder if Liu Ya Daosheng is willing to appreciate his face as a chef?"
The immortal waiter's expression was unnatural, but the stupid Liu Ya didn't notice it, she hadn't eaten meat for a long time, and she was quite greedy, so she happily rolled up her sleeves and showed her skills.
The fat but not greasy fragrant braised pork came out of the pot, Jia Mu appeared like a ghost, tasted it first, and gave a heartfelt thumbs up: "Bean sprouts, you can be called a little genius in cooking, why bother to take the road of cultivating immortals, wouldn't it be happy to be a free food god in the world." β
The devil didn't stop eating three pieces in a row, and Liu Ya immediately took the opportunity to protect the plate: "This is everyone's dinner, and we must not let the selfish ghost monopolize it!"
Jiamu got another piece with the indulgence technique, and forced a wicked smile: "Classmates should not only share blessings, but also share food." β
Liu Ya inexplicably has an ominous premonition that this demon may be playing tricks on her again.
It's a pity that her sixth sense is still not accurate enough, and the adversary has already teased her.
When the meal was served, all the Daoists stared at the braised pork in unison, and the hall was silent for an instant, and the sound of needles falling on the ground could be heard.
Bei Zhi was uneasy and asked in a low voice: "That meat dish should not be made by you, right?"
Liu Ya nodded, and said cutely: "Braised pork is my specialty dish, try it quickly." β
After hearing this, He Luan laughed loudly: "You are not only stupid to the sky, but you are also bold, you dare to defile the Holy Land of Immortal Mountain with ordinary dishes!"
The sluggish willow bud finally woke up, turned her head and glared at the devil angrily.
Jia Mu feasted with relish, and said nonchalantly: "The dishes in the fairy world are very bland, how about changing the taste of the mortal world." β
Twilight Pavilion came to the scene and said in disbelief: "Braised pork!?"
Jia Mu greeted warmly: "The spirit fairy is not happy. β
Twilight Pavilion has not gone to the mortal world for many days to fight tooth sacrifices, how can you miss such a good opportunity, after eating two pieces, you still feel unfinished, and suddenly Yu Guang saw Ruoshui Zhenren, and immediately coerced to solemnize his face, pretending to be a serious lesson: "Tao raw food vegetarian fasting to purify the body and mind, how can you eat such a meat and greasy thing!"
If the cold face of the water fairy is more and more frosty and snowy: "The Taoist who prepared the meal today knelt in the ancestral hall for two hours and thought about it!"
Liu Ya only felt more wronged than Dou E, and plucked up the courage to explain: "Shang Xian, I prepared the meal according to the instructions of the immortal attendant, and I didn't know that the menu was deliberately altered. β
Ruoshui Immortal rebuked sharply: "Cultivating the Tao to become an immortal requires wisdom and understanding the most, and you have been fooled by such a clumsy trick, shouldn't you repent of your stupidity!"
It turned out that in the fairy world, stupidity was also a sin, and Liu Ya had to admit punishment.
When the water fairy left, everyone looked at each other, not knowing whether to eat the meat on the plate.
Twilight Pavilion came back after a while, and sat unceremoniously in Jiamu's place, enjoying the delicious food in an informal manner, and when he saw that the Daoists were all staring at him with hesitant and hesitant eyes, he said, "Isn't it possible that you want to learn how to eat from your subordinates?"
Everyone tasted it with curiosity and was full of praise, but the children of the Protoss such as Heluan and Yunfeng were still arrogant, disdainful of mundane dishes, and waved their sleeves and left the table together.
Dusk Ting has always hated the nobles, and looked at them coldly, and then taught the rest of the Taoist students: "The four worlds of immortals and demons have their own strengths, regardless of superiority or inferiority, if you have free time, you might as well go out for a walk, don't be a stupid frog sitting in a well and watching the sky." β
The northern citrus food does not know the taste, and the whole heart is filled by his sweetheart, and he repeatedly raises his eyes to peek, and secretly decides to learn cooking from Liu Ya.
Bean sprouts knelt in the empty and cold ancestral hall, saw the stitches and needles and studied hard, and memorized the scriptures with their hands.
Jia Mu was lying on Erlang's legs and whistled, and suddenly heard the stomach rumbling of the person next to him, and deliberately said badly: "I just ate too much braised pork, and it really holds up a lot." β
Liu Ya hated to cut the devil with a thousand knives: "I can do the chores alone, but please don't bother me when you mess around!"
Jia Mu used the indulgence technique to take down the fairy fruit and pastry from the offering table, and shook his head as if helpless: "I can't complain about the master, who made you a thorn in the eye of Ruoshui Fairy." β