Chapter 11: Is there anything you won't have?
"That's all, and finally I advise you not to think about looking for those two containers again, since the old man said that you don't need to go again in the future, it is impossible to find them with your ability. And then there's the crowd, you'd better not mess with them. Xu Han said lightly.
Ye Xiaolian is crazy, a precious stone in exchange for such a bit of news, cheat daddy!
"Liar!" Ye Xiaolian glanced at Xu Han fiercely, then glared at her feet and went upstairs, squeaking the floor.
Xu Han smiled, didn't care, and followed upstairs.
The two opened the door, and Ji Xiaoyun sat on the sofa with a book in his arms, looking tired. Seeing the two of them coming back, he hurriedly found the textbook in his hand, and said angrily: "Where did you go again this big night? Don't tell me that you went to catch ghosts again!"
Xu Han was dumbfounded, he really wanted to say this, and only this reason could reasonably explain why he came back with Ye Xiaolian.
"Hehe, of course we are going to catch ghosts, you see this is the money we get, and it will be my rent and food expenses in the future!" Ye Xiaolian grinned and handed all the money in her hand to Ji Xiaoyun. At the same time, he looked at Xu Han next to him, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious, I gave all my money, what about yours?
"I need money, and I don't know how to earn it, so I have to catch ghosts. Xu Han said helplessly, he didn't want to run out with ghosts in the middle of the night. But if you don't fool around, where will you get money. If you want to refine this body, the precious medicinal herbs and spiritual herbs you need are a bottomless pit. Last time he saw a good medicinal herb in the pharmacy, he actually offered 100,000 yuan.
100,000 is simply a sky-high price for him.
Ji Xiaoyun rolled his eyes and said, "Catching ghosts to make money, you really have ideas, don't you have anything else but catching ghosts?"
Xu Han thought about it, yes, he really knows anything else except catching ghosts.
But it seems that no matter what he does, he doesn't catch ghosts to make money quickly, and the mages he sees on the Internet are tens of thousands of dollars for a single ritual.
"What will you do? Since you are so short of money, I can help you with ideas. Ye Xiaolian sat on the sofa and said.
"Yes, the two of us will help you with ideas. Ji Xiaoyun also smiled and said, catching ghosts, this is really not a human thing, so don't do it. It's too dangerous, and the two of them don't come back until now, leaving her alone to be scared.
"I can do anything. After thinking about it, Xu Han said truthfully.
The two women rolled their eyes and looked at Xu Han with disdain. What do you mean, you can do anything, and the devil believes it? Bragging doesn't even bring a draft!
Xu Han was speechless, he was telling the truth, why didn't they believe it? After nearly 10,000 years in the underworld, he was idle all day long, and he learned all kinds of things.
"Don't be kidding, what the hell are you going to do?" Ji Xiaoyun said.
"I can write poetry. After thinking about it, Xu Han remembered the scene when he sang about wine with Li Bai and others.
"Writing poetry?" The two beauties squirted out a mouthful of water, looking at Xu Han like aliens. Are you kidding? In this society, in this era, there are still a few people who can write poetry. No matter how well it is written, few people read it.
"No, change one, will you have anything else?" Ye Xiaolian asked.
After thinking about it, Xu Han said, "I can cook......"
"Cooking?" the two women's eyes lit up.
Xu Han suddenly had a bad premonition, and instinctively wanted to escape back to his room. And the two women seemed to have been prepared, one of them took Xu Han's arm, and said with a smile: "Cooking, this is a good skill, you go to cook now, let's see how your skills are?"
“......”
Seeing the unrelenting posture of the two women, Xu Han could only let the two beauties drag him to the kitchen. sighed, just do it, I'm hungry anyway, if I don't do it, I'm afraid I won't be at peace tonight.
Xu Han cooked quickly, and after thinking about it, he decided to sit on the soup cake, which is the noodles.
It didn't take long for three bowls of soup cakes to appear on the dinner table. The eyes of the two beauties widened, noodles, this confused thing turned out to be noodles, no, compared to noodles, it was a few points worse.
"You, you're going to give us this?" Ye Xiaolian pinched her nose and glared at Xu Han, what is this non-garbage thing? Is it eaten by people? A layer of butter on top and some coriander, can this be eaten?!
Ji Xiaoyun also frowned, how to look at this thing, how unpalatable.
"If you don't eat it, there's nothing else in the kitchen, so you can only do this!" Xu Han shortened his share, and ate leisurely, eating is really a pleasure.
The two beauties looked at Xu Han with a look of enjoyment, as if this noodle-like thing was some kind of delicacies from the mountains and seas. They stared wide-eyed, and finally looked down at the soup cake in front of them. I'm really a little hungry, to eat or not to eat, that's the question.
"Taste it...... Since it's all made, it can't be wasted!" Xu Han said with a smile, and after drinking the last sip of soup, he looked like he was still unsatisfied.
"Yes!"
The two beauties figured it out, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they have tasted it.
However, the appearance of this thing is too ugly, how to look at it.
What Xu Han didn't expect was that the first person to move the chopsticks was Ye Xiaolian.
Ye Xiaolian carefully took a sip of the soup, as if she was drinking poison. In fact, what Xu Han didn't know was that Ye Xiaolian's purpose of moving the chopsticks was to count Xu Han, as long as she dipped it slightly, she was ready to jump up immediately and count it loudly.
Fired at Xu Han, this thing is so fucking unpalatable, it's just for pigs, you eat so happily, are you a pig?
However, when her seductive little lips touched the soup, they were like fish bones stuck in her throat, and she couldn't say anything. Instead, he greedily sucked the soup, and his eyes were full of incredulous expressions. How can this thing be so delicious?!
Ji Xiaoyun saw that Ye Xiaolian was eating this unpalatable thing without any image, was it really delicious, and hurriedly moved the chopsticks. With just one bite, Ji Xiaoyun found himself in love with the taste.
In just two or three minutes, the two patted their little stomachs, looking satisfied.
"Ahem, it's a good job, I've decided that the problem of eating for the three of us will be handed over to you in the future!" Ye Xiaolian nodded with satisfaction and said.
“......”
Xu Han was speechless, he knew that this was the result.
"Xu Han, I think you can open a restaurant. Ji Xiaoyun said.
"No, I won't be a cook!" Xu Leng said coldly, what are you kidding, his dignified Hades cooks for others. Didn't he make billions of ghosts laugh off their big teeth!
"Yes, how can you let her be a cook!" Ye Xiaolian expressed support.
Xu Han and Ji Xiaoyun both looked at Ye Xiaolian suspiciously, it didn't look like she could say this. Isn't this girl eager to do something with herself?
"Xiaoyun, do you think he went to cook for us, then who will cook for us!"
Dizzy!
It turned out that with such an idea, Xu Han was quite speechless.
"That's right, why didn't I think of it?" Ji Xiaoyun nodded and said to Xu Han: "Do you know anything else besides cooking?"
"Fight!"
Ji Xiaoyun shook his head.
"Sing!"
"Not practically. Ye Xiaolian shook her head again.
"Play the zither. ”
"Unrealistic. Ji Xiaoyun shook his head.
"Hmm...... Make explosives!"
"......" The two beauties rolled their eyes at the same time, making explosives, is this going to rob a bank?
"Well, I can also make clothes. ”
"Nothing to use. Ji Xiaoyun shook his head again.
Xu Han said dozens of things he would do in one breath, but the two beauties' heads shook like rattles. It's either that you can't make money, or it's unrealistic, and if you think about it, it doesn't seem that there is a job that is suitable for making money.
"I'll still ......"
"Wait a minute!" Ye Xiaolian interrupted Chen Feng, her eyes widened and said, "Is there anything you won't have?"
After Ye Xiaolian said this, Ji Xiaoyun also reacted. looked at Xu Han strangely, Xu Han said so much and performed on the spot, it was simply almighty.
yes, there's something this guy wouldn't.
No, wasn't this guy a dumb kid who didn't know how to learn before? How could there be so many things? Could it be that this guy used to hide himself and secretly learn so many things. But can one person learn so many things?
Ji Xiaoyun looked at Xu Han curiously.