Chapter 42 In the future, I will not have access to the toilet

Leng Jun and the "Experimental Five Tigers" came to the milk tea shop at the entrance of the school.

That's right! You guessed it right! It's the shop where Leng Jun and Jiang Man came in the afternoon.

However, at this time, the waiter who went to work in the afternoon had already changed shifts with his colleagues.

Perhaps at this point in time, the students have finished school and the adults have finished work. So at this moment, there are more people buying milk tea in the store, and they need to queue up, and Leng Jun and his party of six are almost lined up at the door of the store.

Leng Jun stood at the end of the line, looking at the waiter who was squeezing orange juice at the counter seven or eight meters away, and his mouth was really a little thirsty. Leng Jun looked at the long line in front of him, and he was thirsty and wanted to grab a drink immediately.

At this moment, the Dao Book in Leng Jun's consciousness began to operate, and he actually controlled it remotely, directly turning the energy contained in that cup of orange juice ~ into small molecules invisible to the naked eye, and absorbing it into Leng Jun's body out of thin air.

At this moment, Leng Jun found that the previous feeling of thirst had disappeared, and the soreness in his muscles had also been slightly relieved.

There is such a coquettish operation!!

With this surprised discovery, Leng Jun glanced at the transparent fruit refrigerator behind the counter.

Watermelon, oranges, grapefruits, lemons, bananas, apples, dragon fruit, kiwi fruit in the refrigerator......

Leng Jun looked at it, and with the control of his own mind, the Dao Zeshu turned the energy contained in the fruits into extremely small molecules that could not be seen by the naked eye, and finally sucked it into Leng Jun's body.

Perhaps because he absorbed all the fruit energy at one time, Leng Jun felt that the cells in his whole body were activated, and even the originally sore muscles in his calf and right arm were fully recovered.

Not only did he recover from full blood, but Leng Jun even felt that due to the previous shooting exercise, after his body absorbed nutrients and recovered, he became stronger than before!

If you let yourself return to the playground now and continue to shoot three-pointers from a long distance, Leng Jun instinctively thinks that he can shoot 20 shots in a row under the condition of standard movements, which is 5 more than the 15 limits after school, a full quarter of the progress!

It's no wonder that the Taoist book reminded himself before: as long as the energy is enough and the amount of exercise is enough, the body's various indicators can be infinitely improved!

Just when Leng Jun was pleasantly surprised by the change in his own quality, the waiter at the counter of the bubble tea shop quarreled with the customer!

The customer scolded angrily: "Waiter, what kind of orange juice are you? Why doesn't it smell like orange at all! It tastes like sugar water! Is it mixed with orange juice?!"

The waiter looked wronged and said, "This gentleman! I just squeezed five oranges in front of you, and I didn't add anything else except the normal syrup to the cup!"

The customer frowned and said: "What? Do you think I'm full of food~ I want to blackmail you? I don't believe you come to drink two sips yourself, if there is a hint of orange flavor, I will not only not pursue it today, but also buy you ten cups!"

"Taste it!" the waiter took out a straw and drank it into the customer's cup with an unconvinced face.

But as soon as he took a sip, the waiter spit it out, and then looked at the orange juice carefully with a surprised face, and said to the customer in an apologetic tone: "Sir, I'm really sorry, it may be a problem that the oranges are ripe, I'll squeeze another cup for you right away!"

"I'll just say it, you still don't believe it, it's like I'm making a fuss!" the customer muttered.

Under the supervision of the customer, the waiter took out five more oranges from the refrigerator and peeled them and squeezed them, and the color of the juice was golden and it looked attractive.

The customer took a glass of fresh juice and turned away satisfied.

But after taking two steps, and just after taking a sip, the customer turned around and returned to the counter: "Waiter, your cup still doesn't smell like orange!"

"Impossible!" the waiter was also a little angry at this time.

"How is it impossible! I don't believe you can taste it again! I still say the same thing, if you want a hint of orange flavor, I'll buy you another ten cups!"

Seeing the customer's sworn appearance, the waiter took a straw and inserted it into the customer's orange juice again, took a sip, and his whole face became extremely wonderful, and then frowned and said to himself: "Impossible! This is just this morning to the fruit market wholesale ”

"I don't care! Give me back!" The customer said angrily: "There is such a long queue, you just let me drink this? Hurry up and give me a refund! Otherwise, I will complain!"

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The "Experimental Five Tigers" and Leng Jun were at the end of the line, and they couldn't laugh or cry when they watched the farce in front of the counter.

Gao Bang said speechlessly: "I can't buy it for a while, or I'll invite a few brothers to drink milk tea next time, and I'll go to the store today to buy some Coke Sprite for a meal." ”

Li Jun took out his mobile phone and chatted on WeChat, and said to Gao Bang: "It's okay, let's go to the commissary first and buy some drinks, my mother is urging me to go home for dinner." ”

When the "Experimental Five Tigers" and Leng Jun left the milk tea shop, Leng Jun looked apologetically at the waiter brother in the store, Leng Jun knew that the cup of orange juice did not have an orange flavor, and it was related to the Tao Zeshu absorbing the energy of the fruit. Not only do oranges lose their taste, but I am afraid that watermelon, lemon, grapefruit, banana, dragon fruit...... All the fruits in this store have lost their taste.

Leng Jun felt that this was a bit immoral, but he couldn't take the initiative to stand up and say that he did it, so I was afraid that others would think that they were crazy. Leng Jun decided that if he wanted to absorb energy in the future, he would spend money to buy food back, and then absorb it, so that at least his conscience would be better.

Leng Jun suddenly realized a problem: if the Dao Book could simply nourish his physical body by absorbing energy, wouldn't that mean that he would not have to eat in the future.

Eating is a very inefficient way to absorb energy, scientifically speaking, the body consumes energy all the time, and if you want to keep your body alive, you must rely on eating.

The organs used by the body to convert energy are the stomach and intestines, and if you don't eat enough food to convert energy, the body will send a signal of energy deficiency, and you will feel hungry, feel flustered, and feel dizzy, so the purpose of eating is to replenish energy for daily consumption. Generally, people who exercise a lot consume a lot of energy, so they will have a good appetite and eat a lot.

However, food is food after all, it is not a complete energy body, but it contains energy, so after people eat it, in addition to absorbing part of the energy, more is to go to the pit to discharge, eat more, discharge more, this is a very wasteful behavior. The way the intestines and stomach convert energy is really 108,000 miles weaker than the Tao Book of Rules.

Leng Jun is very happy, he finally doesn't have to eat anymore in the future, which means that in the future, the toilet will be out of his favor. No more going to the toilet, even toilet paper is saved.

In fact, Leng Jun is a very melancholy person, he sometimes sees handsome guys and beauties, or starry stars on TV, he will always unconsciously think of a very sad question: a person, no matter how dazzling TA is on the stage, no matter how amazing the beauty of the prosperous world TA has, when he is silently alone, TA will also eat, drink, and fart, TA will even pick his nose and forget himself.

Every time Leng Jun thinks of this, he will feel the imperfection of the human body structure.

But now, finally, there is no need to worry about these questions.

The "Experimental Five Tigers" picked out a drink at the commissary, but when they checked out, they found that Leng Jun was still standing in place.

Li Jun and the others were already accustomed to Leng Jun's state of running out of thought when he was fine, and Gao Bang joked loudly: "Lord, what do you want to drink?

Leng Jun came back to his senses and said with a light smile: "Well, let's give Benjun a board of wahaha!"

Gao Bang said speechlessly: "Count you ruthless, we are all one bottle, just you have six bottles!"

Li Jun took a plate of Wahaha AD calcium milk from the refrigerator and threw it to Leng Jun, and then laughed at the high stick: "What are you crooked, I am willing to lose the bet, who let you boast that Haikou said that the milk tea tube is enough!"

Gao Bang made a heart-wrenched expression: "This is the money I saved for the Internet café all night!"

Liang Shuang interjected: "Don't panic, the [E Internet Love Deep Internet Cafe] in the vegetable market next door was opened by my uncle, and you want to go there directly all night during the summer vacation." Then tell the network administrator that it's my classmate, and they give you a discount when you get a package!"

Xiaodunzi Wang Fubin patted Liang Shuang on the shoulder and said excitedly: "Huang Mao, you can do it! I'm worried that I have no place to play during the summer vacation! By the way, is your uncle strict in checking his ID card? Don't let me take my mother's past, it's funny if you don't let me get on the plane." ”

Liang Shuang said with a cheerful face: "Don't worry! ID cards are trivial, with me, you can get it if you don't take it!"

Ma Teng proposed, "Why don't we all night together tonight?"

Li Jun smiled: "Yes, wait for me to go home for a meal, and then make an appointment on WeChat in the evening." ”

Li Jun looked at Leng Jun again and said, "Brother Jun, can you come at night?"

Leng Jun thought about it for a while, anyway, he didn't bring the key today, and his mother might not be able to rush back from Zhengzhou in the evening, so he simply spent the night in the Internet café: "I'm fine, let's see you at night." ”

Subsequently, Leng Jun and the experimental five tigers added WeChat to each other, left each other's contact information, and everyone made an appointment to meet at ten o'clock in the evening at [E Net Love].