Chapter 29: Silly X Pure
Gu Hanhan angrily threw the sofa cushion and became angry at Anthony: "It's all your bad idea! You did it on purpose, right? This is my potato chips, give them back to me!"
"That's because you raised the price too little, it's no wonder if you don't get scolded!" Anthony, who was robbed of potato chips, turned out another bag of pine nuts without arrogance or impatience, and said disdainfully: "You are too courageous, you should be directly marked to six million!"
Gu Hanhan was skeptical, and later added two zeros to the price in the spirit of breaking the jar and breaking it: "That's it?"
Anthony nodded straight and didn't speak. He was eating pine nuts and couldn't get his mouth out. Anthony's way of eating pine nuts is very strange, grabbing a large handful in his hand, with a slight force, the hard pine nut shell will be terribly broken into powder, leaking from his fingertips, leaving a handful of pine nuts in his palm, blowing lightly, and pouring them into his mouth together.
Superpowers are really monsters! Even if this is a defective product among superpowers, it is no exception! Gu Hanhan thought.
After the price was raised to six million, all the cynicism and abuse really disappeared. But at the same time, no guests came to the door, so Gu Hanhan asked questions again.
"Don't worry! An excellent talent like me is not expensive for 60 million! You can just wait patiently for a while. Anthony said.
Gu Hanhan was dumbfounded, and bowed to the wind: How can there be such arrogance in this world, who is even more shameless than our unscrupulous girl duo!
"It's obviously a defective product, and you're so self-righteous!" Gu Hanhan thought stupidly in his heart. Because of Anthony's unique ability to crush pine nuts in his palm, she finally didn't say this sentence.
'You've got a guest on the door!' Anthony reminded Gu Hanhan.
Gu Hanhan hurriedly turned his head, and found that someone had left a message, and hesitantly asked what the goods were good at. So the spirit was shocked, and he rolled up his sleeves and planned to make a big sale.
"Be reserved, my master, one of the unscrupulous girl duo, dear cool and handsome. Anthony nibbled on the cumin-flavored roasted steamed bun slices and reminded Gu Hanhan, "You want to show the attitude of treating tens of millions of green tickets as a roll of toilet paper, and it's too hard to wipe your buttocks, understand?"
Gu Hanhan instantly understood: "Isn't it just that cosplay is noble and cold, and disdainful?, this sister is the best!haha, 'If you want to buy it, you can buy it or not, and get out of here, Sister is very busy and has no time to accompany you to pick fat and pick up thin and waste foaming stars!' or 'What identity do you dare to question your sister's goods', is this what it means?
Anthony nodded: "Sister, you have a bright future.
So Gu Hanhan did so very happily.
Under the noble and cold aura of the promising sister, the poor buyer asked a few basic questions tremblingly, mainly whether there was a biochip installed in the age, race, height, weight, etc., Gu Hanhan unceremoniously replied to read the introduction.
Later, when the buyer dodged and asked Gu Hanhan if the slave had some special abilities, Gu Hanhan only replied arrogantly: "You know. ”
So after a minute of silence, this celebrity stupid and rich guest actually took a picture without saying a word,
Gu Hanhan's eyes almost didn't pop out: This world is too crazy!
She opened the backend in disbelief and saw that the system prompted the buyer to make a payment, and the delivery address had been filled in, showing that it was a galaxy in the Large Magellanic Cloud.
"It's so far away!" Gu Hanhan sighed, "How can you spend so much money to buy a slave from such a distant place?"
"It should be someone from the Magellanic Nebula Development Group," Anthony thought for a moment and said, "About seven or eight years ago, dozens of galaxy countries near the Big Magellanic Nebula at the edge of the Milky Way jointly funded this development company, formed a decent expedition fleet, and went to the Big Magellanic Nebula to develop resources. But I was unlucky, and I almost went bankrupt and liquidated. ”
"Their fleet crashed into the area of cosmic turbulence, and they couldn't advance or retreat, so they could only rely on their superpowers to take their lives to force their way. It's cruel, but there is no way, you have to grit your teeth and persevere. Because if there is a fleet, there is hope, and it can be maintained by loans. And as soon as the fleet is gone or cannot be determined, the company will immediately go bankrupt. ”
"Over the years, this company has recruited superpowers in the whole universe, and the market of superpowers has been speculated several times higher by them, which has disrupted the market of lower-level superpowers. But no matter how high the price they pay, they can't summon any high-level abilities. The lives of high-level supernatural beings are very precious, and they will not fill the bottomless pit of cosmic turbulence for money. As a result, the company later turned its attention to the slave market. ”
"In this universe, there are many powerful families that can support the Adept. Cast a net all over the world to find potential children, invest while they are still low, and even implant biochips to directly turn them into slaves if they have the opportunity. Of course, once the supernatural person is implanted with a biochip, the possibility of breaking through the eighth level of super energy is almost non-existent. ”
"Wow, Anthony, you know that...... The universe is really dark...... Well, Anthony, would you mind if you were sold to that kind of place?Well, you shouldn't mind, you won't live long anyway......" Gu Hanhan said a little tongue-in-cheek, and finally concluded, "Anyway, I have to thank you today, thank you for helping me make a windfall......
Anthony poured the last bit of the bag into his mouth and said, "I don't mind at all." I mainly mind that you bring too little food to fill your stomach at all. ”
With a soft sound, the background of Taobao showed that the buyer had paid the bill. Gu Hanhan was suddenly ecstatic, jumping and jumping on the sofa like a madman, and at the same time made a promise to Anthony: "No problem, I'll bring you a pound of steak to eat tomorrow!" ”
Anthony is now on the fruit after the meal. He calmly peeled a banana, pointed to Taobao, and said to Gu Hanhan: "Regardless of whether the Entry and Exit Administration Office allows you to bring a pound of steak out of the country, Sister Qian, the buyer will definitely ask to see my physical examination report after paying the bill, so don't be too happy." ”
"What's the matter, just show them, I'll bring you a full set of physical examination records!" Gu Hanhan said disapprehantly, "You have the superpower report of the physics department, which is very clear, even if you don't live for three months, anyway, according to you, the person who bought you originally wanted you to die, so you shouldn't care, right?"
"Sister, your IQ is really worrying," Anthony sighed and said, "Remind you that from Earth to the distant Magellanic Cloud, even the nearest manned galaxy in the nebula, the interstellar travel time is at least 126 standard days......"
Gu Hanhan struggled to understand these words for a few seconds before he understood: "You mean, you died before they were delivered to the buyer?"
Although Gu Hanhan's mathematics has always been bad, it is not so bad that more than 120 days is equal to four months. And four months is more than three months. As a result, Gu Hanhan was suddenly mourned. At this time, the customer sent a message. When I opened it, I asked to see the physical examination report.
People have already paid, it is natural to look at the detailed parameters, and it is definitely not possible to pretend to be noble and glamorous. Gu Hanhan was stunned in front of the information, and the first thought that came back to his senses was to change the physical examination report. However, the United Nations Slave Trade Commission added an anti-counterfeiting key to the medical examination report issued, and if Gu Hanhan really had the ability to change it, she wouldn't have to sit here today and scratch her ears and cheeks for a mere thousand yuan in credit card arrears.
Anthony ate bananas, apples and kiwifruit, laughed at Gu Hanhan's unfortunate appearance of doing countless unbelievable useless work, and finally had to pass the physical examination report over and pray for a miracle.
Without any surprise, ten seconds after the other party received Anthony's medical report, the other side of the transaction immediately applied for a return. Because it had not yet been shipped, Taobao immediately accepted the application. No matter how flattering Gu Hanhan was, the other party didn't respond. Gu Hanhan watched the huge sum of six million fly away after she stayed around for a while, her eyes went black, and she fell directly into Anthony's arms - even if she didn't faint, it was almost there.
Gaining and losing is the hardest blow for humanity to bear. Gu Hanhan nestled in Anthony's arms and didn't want to say a word. Anthony peeled the last grape and seeded it in half, half of it was eaten by himself, and the other half was fed into Gu Hanhan's mouth.
"Stop dreaming that selling me will be enough to pay off my credit card. That's impossible. "Perhaps as a native of Earth, you don't understand what kind of hard currency the Earth Reserve Roll is that you use every day. ”
"Do you know how many healthy, good-looking slaves you can buy for a thousand dollars in the slave market of Beacon Star? Even if a slave with superpowers is relatively expensive, it will be able to meet your needs. But no one in the universe is going to pay a penny for a psychic who is about to die. The only people in this universe who will squander the Earth Reserve Voucher are the natives of the Earth. But I'm sure no aboriginal would have the whimsy to buy me from you at the expense of you. ”
"Anyone who enters the planet, except for indigenous people and diplomats, has to pay an environmental compensation tax. Even the cheapest commercial tourist area costs 5,000 yuan in three days. This price is enough for a native of the earth to go to the red light district of space orbit to prostitute until he dies. Who do you think would do such a thing?
"No one will do it, whoever will do it will be stupid X......" Gu Hanhan □, "I'm just a stupid X, pure!"
"Don't say that. Anthony smiled, "If you take care of me, maybe I will get better one day, and in a second you will be stupid × become a genius." ”
"That's all I have to comfort myself. You can't sell it anyway. Gu Hanhan said weakly, "I really don't know how I was blinded by lard, or if you poured me some ** soup, why did I buy you?"
The author has something to say: grief-stricken, the memory card of the steamed bun let the baby gnaw, gnawed!
Tomorrow's update time will be changed back to noon, the afternoon is too unaccustomed