Chapter 158 The State has its own laws
Li Dumao: "There is an old saying, if you don't open the house for three days, what you describe is you now!"
Zhou Li makes sense
Zhou Li long-press the message and click Revoke.
Messages sent in pop-up windows that take longer than 2 minutes cannot be recalled.
Zhou Li clicked OK expressionlessly, continued to press and hold the message, selected Recall, and repeated this operation frantically.
Pop-ups, OK, Withdraw, Pop-ups......
After repeating it more than a dozen times, Zhou Li finally gave up.
Unwanted software.
"Hoo ......"
Zhou Li didn't know, and now it's too late to explain all this to Brother Nan as a misunderstanding.
Two minutes later, he finally accepted the reality, and clicked on the remaining two voices with a numb expression-
Li Dumao: "Okay, I'll satisfy you." ”
Zhou Li, uh-huh
Li Dumao: "Eh, Zhou Lili, you are really a little rigid today! I have been too gentle with you recently, causing you to float, right?"
Zhou Li, yes, yes, yes
Li Dumao OK
As soon as he finished listening to the news, suddenly Brother Nan sent another voice message, and Zhou Li clicked on it.
Li Dumao: "I'm already at the gate of your community." ”
Zhou Li was extremely scared at that time.
Trembling hands typing into my dorm room
Silly hairy line, I'll be back now / Smile
Zhou Li thought about it again, and said that I will come back immediately, and you will wait for me at the gate of the community
After a pause, he hurriedly changed his words, you go upstairs and wait, Huaixu is at home, he will open the door for you if you knock on the door
Li Dumao, I'll be waiting for you at the gate of the community
Let's leave Zhou
Zhou Li thought that the flow of people at the entrance of the community was always much smaller than that of the student dormitory, and there were no acquaintances there.
When he came out of the toilet, he washed his hands, wiped his face by the way, sorted out his appearance, and said to his roommates, "I'm out." ”
Take one's time.
Zhou Li's resistance is very high, and Brother Nan will most of the time not break his defense, but being beaten is uncomfortable after all.
Zhou Li didn't want to be beaten.
So he was thinking about various countermeasures along the way, and at least dozens of plans flashed through his mind.
From admitting his mistakes as soon as they met to not admitting it, from blaming others to shirking responsibility, and then honestly telling Brother Nan that he didn't listen to her voice and was guessed by her that he had done it before, and even thought about turning over and revolting to beat Brother Nan back...... He swore that the last one was really just thinking about it, and only thought about it for less than a second. But in less than a second, a large crater appeared on the ground inexplicably enough to trip a bicycle riding at high speed, as if to persuade him.
About fifteen minutes later.
Zhou Li came to the door of the community.
I saw a mountain bike leaning upside down against the flower bed, and Brother Nan stepped on the flower bed with one foot, his left hand in his pocket, and his right hand clenched his fist - Zhou Li could imagine that her fist had probably been pinched for more than an hour.
"Ahem, Brother Nan is good. ”
Zhou Li stopped the car, but did not dare to approach.
Brother Nan turned around when he heard this, and stared at him coldly, "What a fart! Why are you standing so far away? Come over to me!"
"Nope. ”
"Aren't you awesome?
"Brother Nan, I'll listen to my explanation to you. ”
"And an explanation?" Brother Nan smiled, "Okay, I'll listen to your explanation! You stand up and speak, I can't hear it from a distance!"
"Those messages were all sent by Huaixu. Zhou Li raised his voice slightly, but refused to pass, "He took my mobile phone and sent it." If you calm down and think about it, you should be able to guess that I am so bold. ”
"I've already asked Huaixu. Brother Nan smiled.
“......”
"Let's not mention this matter for the time being, it's also Huai Xu's job to instigate others to confess to me?" Brother Nan said as he walked towards Zhou Li, and reached out to find a black slinger from his pocket, brushed it off, and danced wildly, dancing loudly.
"Huh?"
Zhou Li was silent on the surface, but he found a breakthrough in Brother Nan's expression and tone at this time-
Brother Nan was very angry when she said this, especially angry, which showed that the main reason for her anger was here.
Sure enough, the more urgent the moment, the more you can't panic.
I saw Brother Nan grabbing Zhou Li's arm with one hand, and hammering Zhou Li's chest with the other hand. Although she held a slinger stick in her hand, her main role was to threaten and decorate, in order to appear that she was fierce and to make Zhou Li afraid, and did not use it as a weapon.
On the other hand, Zhou Li raised his head with his chest straight, as if he had seen death as home, "That's really what I did." ”
At this moment, a big red heavy motorcycle passed by the road outside, and suddenly came to the brake. The rider turned his head to look at Zhou Li and Brother Nan at this time, and some did not come back to his senses.
"Zhou Li, you are ......"
"Get out!" Brother Nan turned his head.
"Okay!"
The motorcycle roared and drove away again.
Brother Nan continued to look at Zhou Li-
"Is it fun?"
"It's not fun, but he came to me and asked, I can't really pay attention to him, right?" Zhou Li spread his hands.
"Hmm, what do you mean?" Brother Nan's fist stopped suddenly, and he blurted out a Yizhou dialect.
"That's what I mean I don't want him to chase you. I knew you'd beat him up if he did that, and he'd never get a chance again. Zhou Li told himself that all this was a delaying tactic.
"Why?"
"Do you think, if Brother Nan is in love, can we still play together in the future? How to ...... the car we crowdfunded together" Zhou Li was punched by Brother Nan before he finished speaking, and he had to swallow the rest of the words into his stomach.
It seems that it didn't say what Brother Nan wanted to hear.
At this time, Zhou Li glanced at the afterglow and saw several passers-by secretly looking at them, he blushed a little, and hurriedly said, "Brother Nan, can we go home and fight again, there are a lot of people outside......"
"Oh, do you still want to save face? There are so many people? How many people are there in the auditorium of the welcome party?"
"No, it's not that I want to save face, it's that I think being rough on the street will have an impact on your image, Brother Nan, and I don't have any ......."
"You're a man...... Alas, let's go!"
"Okay!"
Zhou Li hurriedly bent down to lift Brother Nan's bicycle and handed it to her before pushing himself.
He went ahead again and went to open the curfew.
Locked the car and came to the elevator.
Brother Nan frowned, he was no longer as angry as he was at the beginning, "So you have the mentality of 'stirring up yellow'?"
"I'm sorry. ”
Zhou Li apologized first, and then paused before saying, "Obviously, I wouldn't dare to push you into the fire pit because I want to see the excitement." I wouldn't dare push anyone into the fire pit and I'm not that kind of character. ”
Brother Nan thought for a while, "That's right." ”
With a ding, the elevator opened.
"Brother Nan, please!"
"Sensible!"
"The winter solstice will be in two days, and I don't know which one is better here, the mutton soup here or ours. ”
"Definitely on our side...... Shift the subject less!"
"You're mistaken. Zhou Li said sincerely, "I want to go with you to drink a bowl of mutton soup on the winter solstice, but I don't know which store is good." ”
"I'll take care of this, and you just have to pay. ”
"That's great. ”
"Move the conversation back to me!"
"Okay!"
When I got to the door, it suddenly opened.
Huai Xu looked at Brother Nan in surprise, "Brother Nan is here." ”
Brother Nan only snorted.
Huai Xu was stunned, looked at Zhou Li's expression, looked at Brother Nan again, and noticed that something was wrong.
Thereupon...... He immediately became excited.
The next plot didn't disappoint him-
I saw Zhou Li and Brother Nan walking to the living room together, and ignoring the dumplings rolling on the ground, which is a rare situation. Then Zhou Li poured a glass of water for Brother Nan, handed it over respectfully, and asked at the same time, "If I fall in love, are you happy?"
Huai Xu's eyes widened suddenly, and he hurriedly went to the refrigerator to get a packet of potato chips and opened it, and sat down next to him.
Even the dumplings stopped rolling and turned their heads to look at the two of them suspiciously.
"Happy. Brother Nan replied.
"......" The corners of Huaixu's mouth twitched, and he looked at Zhou Li again.
"Why?" Zhou Li asked.
"Happy for you. Brother Nan replied again.
"It doesn't count. Zhou Li said.
"Oh, that's not happy. Brother Nan paused, and hurriedly added, "Because I have lost a loyal little brother." ”
"......" the corners of Huaixu's mouth twitched again.
"So!"
Zhou Li stretched out his hand and looked at Brother Nan.
Brother Nan nodded as if he didn't understand, and put the throwing stick on the coffee table, "Then tell me, what's the matter with your reply to my message?"
"I know you're angry and want to make a joke to make you happy. ”
Zhou Li couldn't help sighing as he spoke, "It's a pity that I've always been stupid and rarely chat with people, which turned out to be the opposite." ”
Brother Nan blinked his eyes twice, hesitated for a long time, and then said, "Okay, okay, I accept this answer and forgive you the death penalty." But I still have to be beaten as I deserve, after all, I'm here all the time......"
"Makes sense. But wait a minute. ”
Zhou Li looked at Huaixu, and then at the group that was squatting on the TV cabinet and looking at them without blinking, "The next picture has a certain degree of violence, and it is not suitable for children to ......"
Huai Xu understood, and immediately got up and walked to the group.
Dango suddenly sensed the crisis.
Brush it up!
She jumped off the TV stand and ran to the middle of the living room.
Huaixu continued to walk towards her.
The group didn't say anything, turned around and ran again, and performed a flying eaves to everyone, jumped directly on the vertical air conditioner, and then squatted down and continued to stare at Brother Nan and Zhou Li, condescending, with a serious expression.
Suddenly, there was a bang.
Huai Xu had already hugged Tuanzi and covered Tuanzi's eyes, and then nodded to Zhou Li and Brother Nan.
"That's it. ”
"Let go of Dango-sama!" Danzi struggled vigorously in Huaixu's arms, "Take away the hand that is covering Dango-sama's eyes!"
"Dango-sama wants to see it!"
"Give Dango-sama Kangkang!"
"Lord Tuanzi also wants to see Zhou Li being beaten!"
"Damn Huaixu!
"Lord Tuanzi heard Zhou Li's painful voice, what's wrong with Zhou Li, let Lord Tuanzi Kangkang!"
"Ball Ball You're ......"
After about three minutes, Huaixu let go of the dumplings.
The dumplings quieted down instantly, fell to the ground and jumped on the coffee table lightly, immediately stretched his neck, sometimes looked at Brother Nan, and sometimes looked at Zhou Li sitting next to Brother Nan. I saw that the two of them were sitting upright, their clothes were still neat, and there were no wounds, as if nothing had happened just now, and the pain she heard was only auditory hallucinations.
The ball tilted his head, and a lot of question marks appeared.
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