Don't look back and leave a sentence: "If you have to ask why, because James Bond is like that." ”

"You ......" the bartender stomped her feet in anger and almost wanted to curse, but Fang Bei was already far away from the bar.

The Mediterranean man hugged Qi Wanlan's waist tightly, smiling all over his face, revealing two yellow front teeth. Qi Wanlan felt nauseous, but who made her life miserable, in order to live on, she had to endure it silently.

Smelling the perfume on Qi Wanlan's body, Mediterranean was itching, and unreasonably demanded: "Beauty, I'll give you a thousand and five, can you do it?"

"Sir, please respect yourself. I only sit on the stage, not out of the stage. Qi Wanlan suddenly pushed the Mediterranean Sea away, and the Mediterranean Sea was pushed by her like this, and the whole glass of wine was spilled on her body. Qi Wanlan realized that she was finished. Sure enough, Mediterranean slammed the glass and gave her a resounding slap in the face.

"Lao Tzu gave you a thousand and five, which is already very elevated to you. How can I say that Lao Tzu is also the uncle who came here to consume, and you are a stinky bitch who came out to sell and still want to set up an archway! Since you want to toast and not eat, you will be punished for drinking. Yes, get your manager!"

Qi Wanlan hurriedly apologized, but it was useless, her apology was only exchanged for more excessive abuse from the Mediterranean.

Fortunately, Fang Bei witnessed the whole process and arrived in time, and he smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir." I'm the manager here, and you can tell me any questions. ”

Mediterranean looked Fang Bei up and down, and saw that he was dressed in a decent and generous formal suit, and his image was very good, so he really thought he was the manager, so he asked: "Lao Tzu wants to complain, this bitch poured all the wine on Lao Tzu, what should I do?"

Fang Bei nodded very cooperatively, and then said that he would let Mediterranean go to the bathroom to coax the clothes first, and then it would not be too late to settle accounts with Qi Wanlan when he turned back. Mediterranean thought it was a good idea, this manager was young, but he was quite able to distinguish between right and wrong.

At that moment, Mediterranean and Fang Bie walked into the bathroom one after another. Fang Bei closed the door of the bathroom by the way, and hung the yellow sign commonly used by cleaners behind the door on the door. The sign reads, "Cleaning, please wait." "Six big words.

Mediterranean tidied up his appearance in the mirror, and was about to complain to Fang Bei. Suddenly, seeing Fang Bei's sly smile in the mirror, Mediterranean instinctively realized that something was wrong. However, he did not have time to escape. In the next second, Fang Bei had already pressed his head into the pool.

Needless to say, the gap between the two is no less than the gap between the Mediterranean horizon and the summit of Mount Everest. Two minutes later, Fang Bei walked out of the bathroom alone. The unlucky guy passed out on the edge of the toilet, his face was visibly swollen, and his upper body was all wet.

......

"Thank you for helping me. Outside the dance hall, Qi Wanlan bowed gratefully.

Fang Bei said a few polite words, and after seeing the Buddha beads in Qi Wanlan's hand, he didn't know how to speak for a while. According to Fang Bei's original assumption, Qi Wanlan would be a water-based Yanghua woman, after all, there are few good people who get together with people like Chen Youchuan, and now according to the etiquette shown by Qi Wanlan, including what the bartender sister said. This woman is a model of a good family forced by life.

Fang Bei didn't know how to ask for the Buddha beads back from the other party's hands, because he could see that Qi Wanlan loved Chen Youchuan very much, and that was the only token that Chen Youchuan left her. Although Chen Youchuan is a scumbag, he is not worthy of Qi Wanlan's sincere love at all. But in matters of love or not, Fang Bei is an outsider, and he can't and can't ask Qi Wanlan to make any choice.

Fang Bei was not a cold-blooded creature with a heart of stone, so in the end he decided not to explain his intentions to the other party. After Qi Wanlan was gone, Fang Bei let out a long sigh. He thought, that's it, Jiang Xiaohui and Xiaohua have each other, and Qi Wanlan has nothing but the cold string of Buddha beads, so it's not too much to leave her a thought. It's just strange, this miserable woman prefers to fall in love with a scumbag like Chen Youchuan.

After such a night of mixed feelings, Fang Bei couldn't help but start thinking about a question: if he has too many women in the future, how can he make it rain and dew evenly and not make anyone sad.

Chu Yi is dressed beautifully, with a long ponytail, a little pink on his face, and his innate innocence, he looks like Cinderella in a fairy tale. The white floral dress and a pair of ordinary canvas shoes, although far from being noble and gorgeous, are the best foil for Cinderella to become a princess.

"Chu Yi, you are so beautiful today!" Lin Ye, who was waiting downstairs in the dormitory, smiled, he pursued Chu Yi for a long time, and finally confessed successfully last night and won the favor of the beautiful woman. Today is the first date between young couples, otherwise how could Chu Yi, who never wears makeup, change his usual posture.

At the temple fair, Chu Yi and Lin Ye watched the dragon and lion dance performance. Both of them are absent-minded, but after all, they fell in love on the first day, and they are a little overwhelmed by each other, and even regard small issues such as whether they should take the initiative to hold each other's hands as a worldwide problem.

And just when Lin Ye finally mustered up the courage to grab Chu Yi's little hand, a light bulb with a full number of hundreds of watts appeared.

The fortune teller who continued to shine was a little slurred, and he broke the world of the two, but he didn't notice the superfluity at all: "Young man, sister-in-law is cool." Word telling, fortune telling, palmistry, do you want to give it a try?"

Lin Ye was about to refuse, but suddenly found that Chu Yi was a little excited, and seemed to want to try. As a science student, Lin Ye did not persuade his girlfriend not to be superstitious, he chose to accompany Chu Yi to be superstitious together.

Seeing that the little couple was interested, the fortune teller hurriedly pinched his fingers and counted, still reciting words in his mouth without the slightest pause. What is "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law", "Heaven comes to ask for the pursuit of the noble, and the chase comes to ask the sky for the heavenly worries"...... Say it one by one.

The fortune teller closed his eyes and chattered for a long time, then suddenly opened his eyes, pointed at Lin Ye and said, "Young man, your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blank, your lips are cracked and your tongue is burnt, and your spirit is scattered. There will be a plague of blood...... Alas, pathetic and pathetic. ”

Lin Ye frowned, not planning to continue to deal with this person. Chu Yi asked stupidly: "Then master, how should it be resolved?"

"Hey, the master can't afford it. However, it's easy to avoid evil. Just listen to the poor and act according to the plan, and everything will be fine. The fortune teller went around and around, and did not reveal a word about the specific method.

Lin Ye naturally understood, and subconsciously asked, "How much do you want?"

The fortune teller waved his hand, shook his head, and pretended to be profound: "Don't get me wrong, it's not that you are asking for money. The poor way is nothing but the kindness of everyone, and all the proceeds will be donated to help the poor people in the world......"

After saying that, the fortune teller put up three fingers and asked for three hundred.

"Phew, Chu Yi, don't believe him, this person doesn't know fortune telling at all, he is clearly a magic stick!" A big liar!" Lin Ye took Chu Yi's hand and left, three hundred yuan is not worth the money for a college student like them, he will never spend it casually. What's more, knowing that this person is a liar, if he still spends money in vain, wouldn't it be a show of brains?

......

In the infirmary of V University.

"So, this is the reason why you were beaten up?" Fang Bei looked at Lin Ye, who had several circles of bandages wrapped around his head, and then looked at Chu Yi, who was nervous beside Lin Ye. Fang Bei really couldn't believe that there were arrogant people who couldn't cheat money and dared to beat people on the rivers and lakes in these years.

Chu Yi said: "Lin Ye is approachable and doesn't have holidays with others in school. We thought about it, and the only person who hit him could be someone who had a relationship with a fortune teller. ”

Lin Ye complained dissatisfiedly: "What kind of fortune teller do you call him, I said that he is a liar!"

"But ......" Chu Yi was about to refute two sentences, but after seeing Lin Ye's injury, he finally couldn't bear to speak.

Don't pour out a pill, that's the detoxification pill. Although it was said that Lin Ye was not poisoned, the pill was mixed with many medicinal materials that were beneficial to the body in addition to the detoxification properties. Don't put the detoxification pill in a glass of water and let Lin Ye take it, so that his injury can heal faster.

Fang Bei said some comforting and reassuring words to the two, and confidently said that everything was on him.