☆, 1226_Outsiders

After I arrived at the Hehuan Sect, I met Master Ji unhindered and gave him a Tongming Fruit.

Ji Zhangmen's index finger and thumb pinched Tongming fruit: "......"

It's too little? Also, after all, there are already transactions, and others may not be able to get the transaction, but the head will definitely be able to pick first. I sent two more to Master Ji - I was a little reluctant to give it any more.

Ji Zhangmen: "...... What are you doing here?"

I told him the truth: "Give gifts, make peace." ”

Master Ji: "Hmm, if you wait a few more days, the disciples of our family will form a team to send gifts to you and make peace." ”

Me: "But isn't disfigurement a serious thing? unforgivable, and it's a stain that can't be removed even if it's repaired." ”

Master Ji: "Indeed, because we treat you as half of our own disciples, we will be very angry because of your disfigurement." However, as long as you get rid of half of your discipleship, you are an ordinary outsider. Outsiders don't look at it when they are disfigured, and they are still honored guests when their beauty is restored. ”

Me: "So I'm an outsider, I can't go into the library?"

Master Ji: "You know the Library Pavilion." ”

Me: "So can you do it?"

Master Ji: "Some of the materials in the Library Pavilion can be borrowed by outsiders, as long as this outsider meets certain conditions, doesn't your Yunxia Sect also have similar rules?"

Me: "Have made a significant contribution to the sect, have a need for cooperation, exchange of information, exchange of materials for information......"

Master Ji: "Okay, okay, you don't have to give me the rules, that's it anyway." We've redefined your place. It may alienate you in some things, but you don't have to worry too much, it's just getting back on track. You are not a disciple of my Hehuan Sect in the first place, if your mother, Elder Jiang Lin, is still alive, you are the son of an elder, so you naturally have privileges, and you are not a disciple of this sect also have privileges. But if she died, you wouldn't be able to be greenlit by the elders in the Hehuan Sect like you were in the Yunxia Sect. ”

An ordinary, an outsider's beauty...... It's a little melancholy.

☆、1227_Send a message

However, "As an outsider, a beauty can still enter and leave the Hehuan Sect at will without being interrogated?" I asked.

Master Ji: "A beauty of your level, of course, you are welcome at any time." ”

Me: "If I allow the disciples of the Hehuan Sect to paint a portrait of me, what will they be willing to give?"

Ji Zhangmen: "If you allow them to communicate with you more deeply, they will be willing to give more." ”

That's not good, I don't sell my face but not my body.

Master Ji: "Just looking at it, no matter how beautiful it is, sooner or later you will get tired of it." The beauty of outsiders, just decorations, when you are in a good mood, you will love it, and when you have serious things, you will put it aside and ignore it. ”

I think, Master Ji, you are provoking the relationship between me and the Hehuan Sect every word, you are chasing me, are you dissatisfied with me?

I said goodbye to Master Ji with a sense of humor, and instead went to visit the elders one by one, and each of them gave three Tongming fruits. Most of the elders smiled friendlyly, and a small part, such as Elder Dou Qi, didn't give me a good face but still accepted it - just accept it, and the high cultivators accept gifts from the lower cultivators for the monks, because of the face problem, they will generally not be collected in vain, and they basically have to be repaid, as for which form and when to pay it back, it depends on the situation.

After the gift was delivered, I set up a sign on the largest square of the Hehuan Sect, which stated the rules: Trade 100 items with 100 Tongming fruits, trade at sunset today, and choose my favorite 100 items to trade. If the time is up and there are less than a hundred items willing to trade for the Fruit, I will trade one Fruit for each item, and a few of the remaining Fruits will be given to the original owner of the items I like the most.

After that, I sat next to the sign and sent a message. The target of the message was Wu Heng, a mortal employee in the Feicheng office, and I sent him a recent photo of the parrot that had tossed him and his pet hamster Black Bean. For example, being pressed to the ground by a cat, being stepped into the mud, being whipped away by a cat's tail, and being soaked with feathers......

Wu Heng was not very interested in these photos, just like the monks who had teased him in the corner of the auction hall before, I took a little revenge for him and sent the unlucky photos of these people to Wu Heng, who was also obviously not interested.

Wu Heng is a very open-minded person, the matter will pass, as long as the other party does not trouble him after that, and he has not been substantially hurt in the previous matter, he will not hold a grudge.

Although Wu Heng would politely thank me after I sent him the unlucky photos and tried to make a moving expression, his acting skills were ...... It's not as good as me, I was speechless, Wu Heng realized my speechlessness and was very self-aware that he knew that his acting skills were poor, so he stopped acting and smiled at me awkwardly.

But Wu Heng is not the point of this, I mainly sent it to Black Beans to see.

☆、1228_exchange

The mortal world has a special communicator for pets, which does not require the bloodline of spirit beasts, and many mortal beasts can actually use a lot of simple tools after a little training, and whether it is the mortal world or the cultivation world, the commonly used utensils are developing in the direction of fools, and the design and manufacturing technology is becoming more and more complex and exquisite, and the user's operation is becoming more and more simple, easy to use, and easy to use for pets.

A parrot that watches TV with a remote control and changes the channel, a dog that presses a button to fill himself with a pot of food when he is hungry, and a cat that turns the shower on and off...... Of course, the black bean communicator is not a problem.

For black beans, it is not a problem to operate common utensils, the biggest obstacle is that it is too small, and there are not many utensils it can take away.

The communicator can be very mini, just hang it around its neck, you can send and receive text messages, and you can also use projection to look at photos, theoretically I have no problem communicating directly with Black Bean, but Black Bean refuses to do so, it said, Wu Heng is not interested in this matter in the first place, if I don't contact it directly through Wu Heng, then Wu Heng may not pay attention to the follow-up of this matter at all.

The text message sent to me by Heidou explaining how it had a headache was like this: "Wu Heng is too soft, how can he not care if there is no second time, and he must be taught a lesson to ensure that there is no second time." ”

Well, I agree.

Black Bean: "He must be involved." ”

Well, I still agree.

Black Bean: "Your messages are sent to him, and I won't contact you directly." ”

...... Oh. Actually, I'm not interested in contacting Wu Heng, I mainly see that you are cute. Well, though, since you insist.

The appearance of the black bean input text is particularly cute, and the little paws scratch and pat.

The furball suddenly yawned loudly, and the cat's mouth was enough to swallow the hamster in one bite.

...... My cat, you learned a bad lesson from Pei Bing, and you never expressed jealousy when I praised other people's pets before.

Furball: "Mi." ”

Pei Bing translated: "It's just a yawn, what are you making up for blindly? ”

Can you not keep pressing the pause button in your Cold War......? No, you'd better take your time and don't rush back.

☆、1229_Tangled

In response to Black Bean's request, all my contact information with Black Bean was relayed by Wu Heng, so that he had to participate. Wu Heng was a little helpless about this, but out of habitual respect for the immortals and connivance for his own pets, he couldn't go against our will, so he could only obediently transfer.

"It's good, I'm worried about his safety, but he always says that I think too much, take my advice as a deaf ear, and it's great to have someone to restrain him," said Black Bean. ”

You're the head of your house now, right? The hamster has a human pet.

Furball nodded, and the word 'cat master' flashed through its consciousness.

...... Maomao, if you really learn from Pei Bing, you will be analogous. But the cat is the master, and I'm just your shovel officer.

Wu Heng defended himself: "The security of Feicheng is generally very good, the Pei family has a deep foundation, and the Feicheng is very stable, and the office also pays attention to the safety of the staff, there are not so many dangers." ”

The argument is also substantial.

Hamster Master: "Safety? One parrot can kill three immortals." ”

Wu Heng: "...... You can't call it down......"

I am ashamed to agree with Black Bean: "It's about the same." "Mentally, the couple had already lost to the parrot.

Wu Heng laughed dryly.

*

After exchanging a few words with Black Bean Wu Heng, I put away the communicator, because there were already a number of Hehuan Sect disciples gathered near me, and many of them looked at me with a tangled look, and the reason for the entanglement was:

"It's really beautiful, but the thought of being disfigured makes me feel disgusting. ”

I'm so sorry for you, so disgusting.

"Just look at the present, only look at the ...... of the present"

Don't hypnotize yourself, I'm tired of listening.

"Haha, fortunately, I couldn't help but look at Pei Meiren's disfigurement, and now there is no psychological barrier at all. ”

...... Scold.

"You guys are so boring, Pei Meiren is not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, it's shameless to ask him for our rules, okay? Besides, that disguise is only equivalent to a mask, although you can't take it off for a while, but it doesn't hurt your face, how can it be considered disfigured?"

Hey, there's finally a reasonable person.

☆, 1230_ transaction

"If you can't take it off, it's ruined, and the elders mean the same thing, otherwise they wouldn't have helped him remove his disguise at that time, just like if we have a problem with our appearance, then whether it's an injury or something else, don't we have to solve it ourselves?"

Don't be too superstitious about authority, your patriarch didn't help me relieve it at that time, mainly because Elder Dou Qi, who was looking for something to do, was in a bad mood...... Although he did call me with a disfigured face.

The reasonable man said, "So it's shameless to use our rules to demand other disciples, just like using the rules of the Afterlife Gate to demand us, will we buy it? Don't talk nonsense, what if you make Pei Meiren sad and run away?"

...... I shouldn't expect any of you to say a few nice words. The so-called like gathering.

I sat on the ground, looking up and looking up at them, and they crouched down to look at me.

Me: "...... Trading starts in the evening. "Compared to the treatment I had last time I came, I wanted to touch my face sadly.

Someone replied, "Yes, let's take a look." By the way, what kind of items does Pei Gongzi want? For his own use or for others? Internal or external application or utensils?"

Me: "Little to do with sex." "I won't say that it is irrelevant, because in the definition of the Hehuan sect, there is nothing irrelevant.

"What do you mean by small?"

...... It's really not easy to say, it depends on which angle you understand. For example, flowers, in the eyes of pure people, have nothing to do with sex, but in the eyes of some professionals, not only disciples of the Hehuan Sect, the relationship is too great.

I thought for a while and said, "Even if it is taken in public, others will not think of the Hehuan Sect at a glance." ”

"Are you here to smash the field again?"

Well, my request is like going to the Medicine Sect and saying: I want to trade with you for items other than pills.

However, I didn't come this time to trade, I came to make peace, mainly to give away the Tongming fruit, but because it was easy to have an accident in vain, I used the name of trading, and I didn't expect anything useful from the transaction.

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