Chapter 427: I'm Just Afraid of the Dark
"Wow~!I just tweeted more than 3 million followers!I'm on fire!The plumber who went to Tema, Lao Tzu is going to make his debut!"
Just posting a selfie of himself and the horror demons of hell on his legs, he gained more than three million followers in just ten minutes.
A strong black man with vigorous hair shouted excitedly, his face flashing with a strange flush.
When the other workers saw this, they looked at the lucky man with red eyes, their faces distorted with jealousy, and they screamed and wailed everywhere.
"Oh ~ Richie Beept! Why did I post a leg too, but let alone fans, I don't even have a few likes? God!
"I'm worse than you, I just sent it to my leg, and a group of people came over and scolded me for stealing pictures and P pictures, they obviously don't understand anything!"
"I'm a little better than you, but it's just a little bit, my fans have only grown by a few hundred, and it's still useless!"
The workers stopped working, hammering Lesis's coffin one by one, and their faces were full of unwilling chagrin.
It's all a demon, why can't they be hot?!
Thinking in this way, some bold people have begun to grow from the side of the bold.
A strong man with a full beard grabbed Resis by the dark red collar and dragged him out of the coffin, causing the crowd to cry out in anger and cheer for those who wanted to make a fortune on him.
"Who are you?Which company are you?What do you want to do?This demon belongs to everyone, you can't be so selfish, you put him down immediately!"
"The selfish big bear, immediately let go of the master's money demon, otherwise I will let you see how powerful the master is!"
"I'll tell me a few numbers, you put down this hell horror demon for me immediately, otherwise Lao Tzu will stuff the monkey into your local area!"
The red-eyed, bearded man didn't ask, still tugging at Lesis's collar and forcibly breaking open his mouth, which he hadn't brushed for hundreds of years, revealing the two slender cute little tiger teeth.
Then...... Holding back his nausea, he put the big mouth against his neck.
This series of operations made all the workers stupid, they looked at the sassy operation of the bearded man in a daze, and opened their mouths in shock, it turned out that they could still play like this!
He grinned at the horror devil and smiled, followed by a frightened "help me!".
After taking more than a dozen pictures in a row, the bearded man was satisfied and threw poor Resis into his coffin.
His demonstration was an inspiration to the crowd.
Looking at Resis lying obediently in a coffin like a rag doll, they looked at each other, and neither of them spoke.
Another ten minutes passed, and a long line formed in front of Resis's coffin.
This is the result of their consultations.
As for how to shoot the long line, it's very simple.
Whoever has the biggest fist will stand at the front, and whoever is the weakest and the lowest will stand at the back.
"Damn! My followers have exceeded five million! My fans have broken through five million! I'm so hot! I have five million followers! I feel like I can fight Mistere in Furniture City right now!"
The bearded man suddenly roared loudly.
Even the blind could hear the excitement in his voice, and even the deaf could see the big distorted face on his face.
He was really happy, so happy that he was at a loss and didn't know how to vent.
This is understandable, but the last sentence is a bit exaggerated.
It is rumored that even Thanos would not dare to fight Mistel Cheng in a place like Furniture City, so how can you be a bear with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth?
This is an exaggeration!
Listening to the excited roar of the bearded man, the long queue waiting for Lysis paused.
There was silence for about three or four seconds, and then the crowd exploded, and one person grabbed it, and two people grabbed it if they couldn't grab it, and three people grabbed it if they couldn't grab it.
The scene was chaotic for a while!
Cell phones, boots, wigs, and the like often fly out of the battlefield, and the battle scenes are simply unsightly!
In the end, it was the old nun Anna who rolled her eyes and, together with her brother Andre Sr., forcibly dispersed many unwilling workers.
Then, the old nun Anna wrote a few big words on the coffin of Resis: The location of the Hell Horror Demon to take pictures, ten yuan at a time, no credit!
As soon as these nine words and three punctuation marks appeared, the crowd instantly complained, shouting with bitter faces.
"Oh~!Old aunt and little old man, you two are really terrible! The Hell Horror Demon was discovered by us together, he is our common property, you can't take it for yourself...... At the very least, it's not right for you to charge us!"
We are all human beings, and we have the obligation to tell other compatriots about the horrors of the demons of hell, and it is not good for you to collect money at this time!"
"We protest! We strongly protest! We demand that all the powers of our rightful demons of hell be recovered!"
......
For the noisy quarrel of many workers, except for money, which is their weakness, in this kind of scene, the old nuns Anna and old Andre, who have seen many big scenes, do not panic at all.
They stopped in front of the coffin with their hands on their waists, and their mouths flew back and forth, blurting out a large string of babbles.
"That yellow-haired one, what do you look at, that is, yours! Just because you just called me old aunt, your photo fee is twenty yuan!"
"Yes, it is unforgivable that you have just called the handsome old Andre a little old man...... Twenty dollars is not enough! You have to get forty dollars!"
Little Yellow Mao was stunned.
He just said it in passing, why did the effort of two sentences rise to forty yuan?
What about the cheat!
Little Yellow Fur wants to resist.
But before he could open his mouth, he was forcibly interrupted by the guidance of the old nun Anna.
"The young man who called me baby, I appreciate your eyesight, so your photo fee, my sister is in charge, and I will give you five yuan! Of course, if you want the lowest discount, we can come to my room and talk slowly~"
The old nun Anna said, and at the same time threw a charming wink at the black boy whose face was white.
The meaning of talking about it is self-evident.
The black guy didn't dare to say a word, but just covered his mouth and shook his head wildly at Anna, an old nun who was enough to be his grandmother, expressing his strong refusal.
Old Andre couldn't help laughing on the side, and his old face was flushed.
The old nun Anna couldn't get over it, so she could only snort coldly, and glanced at her mouth with disdain: "Cut, who is rare, I just said the wrong thing, your photo fee is not five yuan, but fifty yuan ββββ one!"
The black guy was shocked, his eyes widened and he shouted: "Businessmen should be trustworthy, if you don't speak honestly like this, your lord will not forgive you!!"
Host?
The old nun Anna snorted coldly and wanted to say something.
But thinking about Zhen Hao next to her, she changed her words: "Talking about honesty with women, did your mother teach you? But since you said so, then let's also talk about honesty once today, didn't we just say five yuan? Now it's still five yuan, no more than one point, no less!"
Then, the old nun Anna slowly stretched out three fingers and shouted under the black boy's gaze from excitement to doubt.
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The black guy didn't know so I saw it, and the time was over.
The old nun Anna said lightly again: "This esteemed customer, because your limited-time special has ended, so now your photo price has returned to normal, take a picture once, fifty ...... Five hundredββββ one!"
The black guy was like being struck by lightning, and he fell to the ground, muttering to himself: "It's over...... It's all over, it's all over......"
The old nun Anna did not look at him, but looked away again and looked at the crowd.
"The guy looking for the reclaim, you ......"
"I'm not chasing, I'm not chasing! The fee for taking pictures is really good, it's not crowded or trampling, I support it with both hands and feet!"
The old nun Anna raised her eyebrows and said, "That's it?"
The old worker who recovered his power was stunned for a moment, and said with a trembling mouth: "That...... Then if you don't dislike it, let's go to your room and have a good talk?"
Zhen Hao + Niu Erhua + the rest of the people: "......"
Old Andre slowly squatted on the ground, his face was flushed, his eyes were full of tears, and his state was almost close to violent death, but he still didn't laugh even a single word.
The old nun Anna was stunned, looked at the old worker who was loose and saggy, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then closed her eyes and looked away.
She raised her hand and shouted, "Stop me! Just by what you just teased me, your photo fee will be increased to 100 yuan at a time!"
The old worker was stunned and opened his mouth to say something.
But looking at the disgusted look of the old nun Anna, he smashed it and smashed his mouth, but he still said it.
"What, you've increased the price to a hundred, can we go to your room and have a good talk?"
The old nun Anna was stunned again, and so was old Andre.
What is this?
It doesn't feel like a serious deal!
Outside the church door, old Andre respectfully invited the old worker out of the church.
Although the old nun Anna gave him the order to throw him out, he did not do so, because he felt that he should give this hero the respect he deserved!
Inside the church, the old nun Anna officially opened the passage to buy tickets to enter the venue, and at the same time shouted: "You poor people, all line up for the old lady, buy tickets first, and then enter, those who don't buy tickets are watching outside! Those two forty and five hundred, I have been staring at you!"
Forced to have the only church in New York that runs a group photo business with demons from hell, the workers dare not speak out, hoping that their efforts are worth it.
After collecting all the tickets for everyone present, the old nun Anna lined up for them, and returned to Zhen Hao with a bag of change and a smile.
"How much did you charge for this?" asked Zhen Hao with a smile.
The old nun Anna happily pulled the change, made a rough estimate, and said, "Probably...... There must be more than 800 dollars, and the harvest is rich......"
As she spoke, the smile on the old nun's face stiffened suddenly.
More than 800 dollars, which was indeed an unimaginable amount of money for her before, but now......
As far as the dress she was wearing now was concerned, it cost a full 8,888 dollars.
With such a comparison between the top and bottom, more than 800 knives suddenly don't smell good.
Looking at Franklin in her hand, the old nun Anna suddenly felt a little bored, and put it back in her pocket.
She stared at Zhen Hao with a helpless face, which seemed to say: You are really a devil!
At this moment, the old nun Anna felt that the one lying in the coffin box was the victim!
He was a hardworking employee who made her fortune!
The photo shoots continued, and from time to time someone let out a small exclamation, and the number of fans increased slightly.
But in terms of million-level growth, except for the lucky black brother, there is only the bearded strong man who was the first to eat crabs.
As time went on, some of them began to have impatient impatience on their faces, and their exclamations changed to low roars, and they became explosive and irritable.
Among them, the black guy who took a photo has increased to 500 yuan, he spent a lot of money from beginning to end, but he did not gain anything.
His eyes were red, and a psychological emotion called a crazy gambler appeared on him.
After another leg stone sank into the sea, the black brother came to the old nun Anna again, and handed her five hundred dollars with red eyes.
The old nun Anna looked at the black brother who was obviously not quite in the right mood, and frowned slightly: "Young man, as a person who has come over, I will give you a piece of advice, your current mood is not suitable for continuation, and it is too late to stop now." β
As she spoke, the old nun Anna still reached out and took the five hundred knives.
Persuade people to persuade people, the money still has to be collected!
The black brother looked at the old nun Anna with red eyes, his cheeks twitched, and he wanted to say something, but after thinking twice, he still chose to turn his head and leave.
But the more I think about it, the more angry I get, and the more I think about it when I take a step back, the more I lose.
The black brother had just walked out two steps, his footsteps suddenly stopped, turned around, glared at the old nun Anna, and said fiercely: "If it weren't for you, I would have ...... Hmph, climb for the master!"
Without waiting for the old nun Anna to reply, he walked quickly to Resis's coffin box.
The old nun Anna's face was no longer furrowed, and she shouted expressionlessly, "Congratulations, black boy!
"Doubling cards?"
The black brother paused, and a hint of surprise appeared on his face, as if he had encountered a clear spring in the dry desert.
Not much water, but it's sweet!
"Yes!
The old nun Anna continued to shout: "This is a consumption doubling card, and your next consumption will be raised to a thousand dollars!"
Stumbling under his feet, the black brother fell to the ground unsteadily, and the surrounding people threw several sympathetic glances at him.
This poor child!
After the vignette, the black brother was quickly forgotten, and everyone was still trying to find ways to complete the match with Lesis in various strange poses.
One of them, a fat boy, was more extreme, and after several failures, he actually grew out of his guts, pouted his hideous mouth, and did the things of Hank and the close-fitting strong man with Lesis in broad daylight.
And with so much force, the dried blood at the corners of Rexis's mouth was gone.
"Oh buy karma~! Brother, you're disgusting! You're the real devil!"
"I'm going blind, this poor demon of hell, if he had a spirit in heaven, he would definitely want to die!"
"Brother, this is a demon, a hell, and the spirit of heaven will only be purified by God and his old man, but I agree with what you said at the end. β
The strange operation of the fat boy eased the tense atmosphere in the field, and many people's faces involuntarily showed a knowing smile.
Ten minutes later, when everyone was racking their brains about what posture to use next time, the fat boy's face turned red with excitement, and he shouted loudly: "Seven million three million! In ten minutes, I have seven million three hundred thousand fans! I finally got out of it, and I am also on fire!"
The astonishing number of fans shocked everyone's three views, and they took out their mobile phones and opened the fat boy's legs.
The comments below are all "666", ", brother, you're a ruthless person, pay attention", "Big guy Cowpi Plath".
The eyes are red, and the people who didn't succeed are all red-eyed, they didn't expect that the group of people on the legs would have such a strange fetish!
The next moment, they all looked at Resis lying in the coffin, licking their chapped lips, and they were doing an unknown battle between heaven and man in their hearts.
Resis: Come on, come on, give you the title of demon! You are the real demons!
Another ten minutes passed, and these people's tweets were full of dense kiss photos, and all kinds of fancy kisses were unsightly.
But except for a few fast ones, who took advantage of this wave of popularity to increase their fans by more than 100,000 or 200,000, the other slow ones didn't even drink a sip of soup.
Not only that, but they also have to be responsible for brushing the pots and washing the dishes, and welcome comments from netizens similar to "plagiarism dog" and "follower dog".
However, in this war without gunpowder, the black brother who only had one life left did not choose to follow the trend and rub this wave of heat. He gritted his back molars, not knowing what he was hesitating about.
Just when everyone was still wailing and lamenting, the hesitation in his eyes was finally replaced by firmness.
At this moment he was fearless, at this moment he jumped into it!
A loud "boom" sounded, and everyone's wails suddenly stopped.
They looked at Reis's coffin box, and saw the black brother standing firmly in the coffin box, and at his feet was the miserable and miserable Reis.
Everyone looked inexplicable, not knowing what the black brother had in mind.
But with the lesson of the fat boy, they clenched their mobile phones this time and prepared all the time, but whenever this black guy achieved something, they immediately rushed to the top and rubbed the first wave of popularity!
"Waterfake~!"
"Even-bought karma!"
"Lord, help me!"
The shocked screams of the crowd resounded throughout the church, and even Zhen Hao was not exempt.
Niu Erhua and Wang Daoxiang turned their backs with red faces and stopped watching the performance, and at the same time, Niu Erhua forcibly pressed the little jade rabbit in front of her with wide eyes and a curious face, not letting her look at it.
In the field of vision, the black brother puts the immobile Laceis in the shape of a small car, while he himself incarnates as a lonely old man chopping wood, staging a distorted human nature, moral degradation, and outrageous operation.
Although it is just a posture and no practical operation, just the posture is enough to represent his extraordinary!
"This kid can't do it, he looks like a novice. The posture is not correct, so it is not good for either the waist or the big baby. β
The old nun Anna shook her head, and commented on it, with a look of disdain that was experienced and experienced.
However, no one paid attention to her.
The old nun Anna turned her head to look at Zhen Hao with a question mark on her head, and suddenly met the strange eyes that Zhen Hao had been looking at her.
The old nun Anna looked at her strangely and was uncomfortable, she smiled awkwardly, and then looked away, avoiding Zhen Hao's gaze.
The next moment, seeing Niu Erhua and her female dependents who were avoiding the black guy's back, the old nun Anna realized, and she understood what Zhen Hao's strange gaze wanted to express.
Although you are a little old, you are a woman anyway, and you judge this kind of thing in broad daylight, is it really good?
That's the general meaning, there may be some discrepancies, but the old nun Anna is very confident, she guessed that it should be eight or nine or ten!
After self-confidence, embarrassment followed.
The old nun Anna smiled at Zhen Hao, and then wanted to learn from Niu Erhua and they turned around.
But before she could move, she hesitated, thought about it, and after smiling again, the old nun Anna stretched out two thin palms to cover her eyes, and as for the direction, it was still facing the black brother who was bravely attacking.
Zhen Hao didn't move, still looking at the old nun Anna, her wise eyes flashing with the divine light that had always seen through everything.
She's not going to give up!
In fact, it was true, after only looking at it for one minute and twenty-eight seconds, Zhen Hao saw the old nun Anna slowly parting her closed fingers and secretly looking at him.
The two eyes looked at each other, and the embarrassment only increased slightly, the old nun Anna swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said dryly: "You may not believe it, I don't want to see this young man's operation, I'm just a little afraid of the dark ......"