Chapter 12: A sudden kick on the accelerator
Leng Jun left the hotel, took the few hundred yuan "taxi fare" given to him by his mother, and smiled. This person really has confidence, but it's different, his family is thick, and his mother even gives a taxi fare, which starts at a few hundred yuan.
But after all, the money for the second prize has not yet arrived, and it has floated, and my mother has already floated in her mentality.
Leng Jun didn't choose to take a taxi home, he wanted to take a walk and feel the truth after being reborn.
Along the way, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the cicadas are hanging in the air, and the mood is never more relaxed.
When Leng Jun walked to a viaduct, he saw a woman with a familiar back.
The woman put her hands on the guardrail of the viaduct and drank a can of beer. At the woman's feet, three empty cans were already piled up scattered.
Isn't this Jiang Man! How can you run on the viaduct to borrow wine to kill your sorrows, is it possible that you want to do something stupid?
Leng Jun was shocked in his heart and quickened his pace forward.
Walking up, Leng Jun found that Jiang Man was drinking pineapple-flavored fruit beer: it's really wonderful!
Leng Jun couldn't help but laugh.
Hearing the laughter, Jiang Man turned his head drunkenly, and when he saw Leng Jun's face, he pointed at Leng Jun and said loudly: "You, you are a bad person! You are a big villain! You are Fahai!"
"Fahai, what the hell?" Leng Jun looked confused when he heard this: This villain's accusation is understandable, after all, he made Jiang Man and Lin Tianyu continue to be in the lead, but what kind of stalk is this Fahai?
"You don't know love! You are Fahai, you don't understand love! You are Fahai, you don't understand love......" Jiang Man said and sang.
At this moment, Leng Jun understood that it was a song.
So he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Miss Jiang, you are drunk." It's not safe to stand alone on the bridge at night, I'll send you home, in case the wine comes up, the wine is so strong that you can't jump down, I'll feel guilty for the rest of my life. ”
"What are you talking about, little brat! Who do you say! Tell me again!" Jiang Man smashed the fruit beer in his hand at Leng Jun, and at the same time scolded: "You actually underestimate me, let me tell you, I, Jiang Man is not so fragile! I am not a woman who can't live without a man, I just hate myself for being blind, and I would fall in love with Lin Tianyu's brute!"
Leng Jun caught the half can of fruit beer thrown by Jiang Man, looked at the pale red lip print at the opening of the can, sniffed it with his nose, and drank it with an extremely natural movement.
Jiang Man looked at this scene, his eyes were a little cute at first, and then he reacted and said: "You kid, now you know that indirect kissing takes advantage of me, and growing up is definitely not a good thing!"
Leng Jun drank half a bottle of fruit beer, burped and laughed: "No matter how bad I am, I am thousands of times stronger than your ex-boyfriend Lin Tianyu." ”
"Thousands of times stronger?" Jiang Man's mind opened, as if he had thought of something, and then sneered: "What do you mean, what is strong?"
This sudden kick of the accelerator made Leng Jun a little confused: "Miss Jiang, your car is a little abrupt, with the relationship between you and me, has it reached the point where you can drive?"
"What's the matter, little brat, are you scared?" Jiang Man licked his tongue, revealing a cannibalistic appearance.
"Haha, is there anything I'm afraid of Leng Jun in this world?" As a greasy uncle from 2030, how can I be scared by your small Mini rank, my brother's driving rank before rebirth was a Raptor pickup, known as Fei Yuqing's second in the Futukang factory, and was nicknamed Little Dirty Demon King.
"Don't be stubborn, if you're really not afraid, dare you go with your sister. ”
Jiang Man may really regard Leng Jun in front of him as a non-threatening child, and at this moment he opened his heart without scruples and said some explicit words: "Counting the years I studied abroad, I haven't had physical contact with the opposite sex for six years. At the beginning, because of Lin Tianyu's bastard promise, I was as guarded as a jade and rejected countless suitors with superior conditions, but now that I think about it, I am really stupid. Why do men always fail women in life, and what do we women do wrong! Since God is so unfair, then from now on, I would rather let down the people of the world than the people of the world should fail me!"
After speaking, Jiang Man forcibly dragged Leng Jun to stand on the bridge and stop a taxi.
Although Leng Jun can completely resist and leave, after all, no matter how strong a drunk woman is, it is impossible for her to be bigger than Leng Jun. But seeing that Jiang Man couldn't walk steadily, for Jiang Man's personal safety, Leng Jun still got into a taxi in the middle of a half-push, planning to send Jiang Man home safely first.
In the taxi, Jiang Man took out a keychain, on which at least a dozen strings of keys were hung.
Jiang Man snuggled in Leng Jun's arms half-asleep and said arrogantly: "Little brother, pick whatever you want with your eyes closed, and we'll go there to spend the night together." ”
Jiang Man's words, the taxi he said shook suddenly, Leng Jun glanced at the driver through the rearview mirror, the driver's eldest brother, who was nearly fifty years old, swallowed his saliva, showed a look of envy, and then quietly gave a thumbs up to the rearview mirror.
Leng Jun ignored the bored driver and casually selected a string of keys with Doraemon stickers.
Jiang Man lay on Leng Jun's chest and smiled, picked up the key and said, "You still have vision, my favorite is this house." Master, take us to Mansion Nine!"
"Okay!"
got out of the car, Jiang Man may have come up because of the strength of the wine, and his feet were weak and he couldn't even walk steadily.
Leng Jun helped the limping Jiang Man into the community of Mansion No. 9, and seeing Jiang Man's difficult walking, Leng Jun simply came to a princess hug. Looking at the handsome woman weighing less than 110 pounds in his arms, Leng Jun didn't expect Jiang Man's height of 1.73 meters to be so light.
Under Jiang Man's dizzy guidance, Leng Jun finally hugged Jiang Man to the door of his house.
When I walked in the door and turned on the light, I saw a blue and white decoration, and in addition, the house was full of Doraemon of all sizes. There are all kinds of dolls, the small ones are the same as the pendants, and the big ones are even taller than Leng Jun's head.
Just when Leng Jun was admiring Doraemon, Jiang Man kicked his shoes off his feet at will, threw the bag on the dining table, and then pushed Leng Jun down on the sofa.
The two looked at each other, and they could feel each other's snorts, and the atmosphere made people's hearts beat a little faster for a while.
Jiang Man reached out and touched Leng Jun's chest, feeling Leng Jun's heartbeat acceleration, and said with a slightly mocking smile: "What's the matter, brother, what are you nervous about?
Leng Jun turned over and turned passive into active, directly pressed Jiang Man under him, and said with a normal expression: "It's not that I'm afraid, but that you're drunk." You are a sheep, I am a tiger. ”
Leng Jun got up from the sofa, exhaled a long breath, and sighed in his heart: This Yanagi Hui is really not good. If it weren't for the dream of being 185 tall, I had to recharge my energy at this moment, and my brother would have taken you in a long time ago.
After tidying up the messy clothes and hairstyle, Leng Jun looked at Jiang Man and said, "Send you home safely, I also count the task as complete, sleep well, let go of the past, tomorrow is a new beginning." In fact, if Lin Tianyu really gives up his wife to be with you, then this kind of irresponsible man is not worth your life..."
Before Leng Jun finished speaking, Jiang Man vomited the fruit beer in his stomach all over the sofa, and then fell asleep in the fruit beer nervously.
Leng Jun looked at the mess in front of him, and felt like he had been deceived and jumped into the fire pit.
Then, Leng Jun took off Jiang Man's jacket and carried him into the bedroom, and then took out a towel to dry Jiang Man's long hair stuck to the fruit beer.
After Leng Jun was busy in the living room alone, he would take off the jacket of the sofa cushion and put it in the washing machine, and then take out the mop to clean up the vomit in the living room, and when everything was cleaned, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning.
Leng Jun didn't feel like he was here to have an affair, but to be a cleaner.
Just when Leng Jun was about to sit on the sofa and rest for a while, he found that there was a home monitor in the corner of the ceiling of the living room.
I'm good!
Leng Jun suddenly felt a little afraid, if he hadn't been messed up just now, I was afraid that he wouldn't know that he was videotaped, but fortunately he didn't do anything bad.
Leng Jun saw that it was getting late, and he planned to stay at Jiang Man's house for a night, but he felt that when Jiang Man got up tomorrow morning, the two of them would be a little embarrassed, so it was better to retreat first.